The Late Late Show Monologue, 11.19 [HQ]

[trlkly]

What's the name he claims is his?

[CMLPaddY]

i reckon this is one of the best monologues of Craig..

[TheAlenka26]

I love this dude! He's freacking brilliant! Letterman and all the others I know can go and hide from craig. Luuuv him!

[themoreiwant]

lol he never gets old.... it rhymes with a couchebag!!!

[JktuUekmw]

RoQu3tO! I... It's.... well, you know! ))) You're my hero )) To get an excuse for too much passion I'll say that I'm drunk. [I'm not drunk] I am drunk. [Come on, I could be drunk!]

[dcbsmt]

This is one of my favourite LLS monologues, especially from the Puff Diddley part onwards.

He's bloody brilliant.

[Jensfanaticpanama]

so funny!!!

[jab070]

is mr ferguson implying that watching him is like sex? :P

[jojohkhk]

cool, i like how they mix the lame jokes with the good ones.

[xsultrysongstress79x]

hey craig, screw the 29 yr age difference..hows about you and me get hitched in vegas?

[dCfilm]

I can't find the right words to describe how great this monologue was. Perfect seems not to describe it at all. Maybe GREEAAAHEEEHEEHEEEEAAATTT!

[Misirlou7]

Punk is not dead? You killed it you bastard!!!

[Misirlou7]

Craig is the best, he is the Sexiest Man alive

[L3Bprincess]

ok, Craig is the MAN <3

The Clash and Khalil Gibran in the same monologue?... man, could he BE any awesomer?! <33

[060607ny]

Craig, u gotta b the realest mthfker on Tv...

[guccilittlepiggy]

I didn't think it was possible for me to love Craig even more than I already do, but this monologue had me screaming in my head "A-EFFING-MEN!!!!!"

[ats247]

is there any rating higher than 5 stars?

[lilyE3rosey]

sry.. i dont get it .. what rhymes with *cooshbag* ? x)

[ats247]

he means douchebag. Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term in Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, the Philippines, and the United States. The slang usage of the term dates back to the 1960s.[6] The metaphor of identifying a person as a douche is intended to associate a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and malice.

[firebaby7]

i don't think he was serious... who doesn't know what a douchebag is?

(if yur too young 2 know, shouldn't be watching LLS!!!)

[Jadestitch]

Foreigners. It's not really the part of your average high school English vocab, you know. :)

[Malinky2Stoatir]

Jeez! I wish I was small enough to crawl into this guy's brain...even just for a day.

The rest of the vessel that carries his brain isn't so bad either!

Honestly, I wouldn't look twice at him if he didn't have that brain of his.

He's like a fine wine--getting better and better over time.

YUM! YUM!

[thriceplowedfield]

it's not so hard to get in, but then that might take away the mystery! i wonder if he still has that mystery fever?

[resiherm]

Clooney's not the sexiest...Craig is. :)

Lol for some reason, his tie makes him look younger.

[fanatica13]

like his tie :)

[thriceplowedfield]

c lash. prophetic in london calling i think. hey, there's a link to the prophet.

hey, have you noticed what the youth are listening to? even rap is starting to yawn into twenty years of air play. it seems like they're musically and fashionally stuck.

love to love lovin me some craig.

tv's craig ferguson. :) as seen on tv.

[ConditionalID]

Brilliant. Tells it like it is. Thanks CF. The prophet. Perfect. The sweatshirt. Perfect. You being you. Perfect. Thanks RoQ for puttin' it out here for us.

[derrvic273]

Thank you RoQu3t0! You make my mornings!!!

[Stiffmeisteer]

Keep up the good work uploader.

[wmarkj]

he so funny, a natural like the OLD David Letterman on NBC in the early 90s

[ljplexus]

He quoted "The Prophet"!

Now I love him even more! if that is possible...

THANKS RoQ!!!!!!

[Thomillas]

first...nice moonologue