Unreleased Chilean Miners Tape

[MegaDoomsday123]

0:51 with audio transcribe

anybody squandered what well what fault delighted bring that down here everything work

XD

[rossthekartingboss]

What was tha... OMFG

[ioXZ3usXoi]

how does this not have more views

[mahkimahk]

@TheWilliams1999 why do you know how much a fleshlight costs?

[NeonTMCT]

Lol fleshlight

[TheWilliams1999]

night vision camera $570.00

fleshlight $76.00

this video price less .

[random4life123]

@airborne101st45

my bad.aha 

[YinDragon665]

0:53 that's not a flashlight that's a Flesh Light. that's actually what they're called

[360gunnings]

@YinDragon665 No shit dumbass.

[danielhinton13579]

@YinDragon665 duh

[MrHitThatLiks]

I want that "Flashlight" so bad!!! Lol

[FRENZYMAN1000]

Id only consider this bad or "too soon" if someone had died during that time.

[wickedOPS]

it should at least be funny.

[elmuhfuh]

too soon?



[Mixmastermehdi]

0:55 what is that

[5endstars]

@Mixmastermehdi its a plastic vagina sex toy

[FF7freak6]

*light goes out*

"Did you guys leave?"

"Guys I'm scared."

lol

[julianjojojo]

this is a copy from another video...

[cheseeh]

@julianjojojo that video is probably a copy of this

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

I'll go last

[ironhide891]

What was the flashlight thing..?

[mesmorok101]

@ironhide891 a fleshlight.

[fatkidincoat]

@zachkern135 .....sick

[zachkern135]

@fatkidincoat hey dude you asked what it was

[fatkidincoat]

@zachkern135 it's sick/funny at same time lol

[Topulis91]

@ironhide891 lol it was a Sex Toy

[MexBoyVince]

It was the Chupacabra hahaha XD

[meedify]

OH GUYS I FOUND A FLASHLIGHT......KNOCKS IT OPEN...HAHAH

[QuantumSilverback]

They shoulda dressed up liek monkeys when the chileans got out

[Babeigurl82]

lol this new guy im dating is black... its true what they say!

[BobDylansPet]

@Babeigurl82 that they're good at basketball?

[vnzmovies]

raul should go first! RAUL! oh no guys i'll go last i'll go last! *queefe noise*

[bigredonedday]

Lord of the Flies?

[Lvduggo69]

Mcombes ! WTF are u saying ? Bla bla , bla blllla bla lacupacabla ! Aaaaaaaa !

This is some funny shit ! North west wall shit that is. Great American idol scetch. Lmaoff.

[poncholara]

imbeciles de mierda que se creen

[mcombes1996]

@poncholara Dejame adivinar, eris chileno. yo tambien, y no entiendo por que todos, qiempre que ven una parodia de algo que le paso a tro pais se rien, pero cuando es algo que le paso a tu pais es "horrible y morbo". ya se que fue algo serio, y que los mienros casi se mueren, pero que crees... Ya pasó! y todo siempre se puede tomar con un poco de humor. la depresión no sirve. la felicidad si. asi que xfa, deja de ser un amargado.

[buzzkillman]

It took me a minute to figure out what the "flashlight" was, then I realized. IT'S A FLESHLIGHT!

[infernorock11]

ill never think of them the same way as they fabricated them on the news ever again lmao

[treereaper45]

i like the taste points commercial more than other commercials for some reason

[manzana9127]

Since when English is Spoken in Chile? XD

[ThePhi1ly]

WHY ARE THE CHILEANS SPEAKING ENGLISH?

[kornetbeef]

How come people from Chile don't sue College Humor?

Because they laugh with them!!!!

[trimxalseif]

@kornetbeef

hell yeah we do

[nocamasi]

@RazSilverpaw doohhh xD yaa...! xD

[IronMaiden666X1]

I would be more concerned about crab people.

[GoGxButterFly]

@RazSilverpaw yeahhh it was a flesh light

[83dannyphantom]

hahahaha Flesh Light!!!

[4megatiger]

@83dannyphantom i thought it was a eyeball at first

[aabear9]

The escape pod...total thats what she said.....yes, i have a sick mind. Get over it

[ChandlerfailTV]

thumbs up if you remember when this channel was good

[Peiazjaeh]

ohhh I totally didn't think about where they pooed...

[DTAxCoNc3ptISAMAZING]

The southest corner is the poop corner

HAHa

[JUSTINSANEpsn]

FLESH LIGHT FTW!!!

[lilkahuna12]

so if i type in a quote from the video will i get a bunch of likes?

[kaffeekinddotcom]

Guys, I... YOUR KING COMMANDS YOU!

[KenjiHige]

Hahahahaha... That's so funny because i'm chilean!!!... XDDD

Greetings from Chile guys! ;)

[enferno745]

They should have done a part about the guy who had his wife and gf waiting. "Uh guys, I'll let y'all go first. serioulsy, no problem at all." lol

[laksemann]

This is NOT REAL? Or what?!

[estyylo]

"Did you guys leave?"

[banebreaker3]

yay CHUPACABRAAAAAAAAAAH

[jim148able]

Fleshlight...

LOL

[MrStealthsniper]

Hahaha fleshlight

[BatmansFavoriteGirl]

I spysomething... dark. Anybody? Lol XD

[thealmostjew]

Can't believe no one's quoted the dodge rock thing. That was fucking A.

[candy567julie]

I find something...dark! Anybody...anybody?

[funkychickengrl]

@CravingCock738 slut.

[deutschland08fn]

@CravingCock738 Naw, but having a username like that and telling everybody about it on Youtube does

[coffee107]

Hey I found a flashlight! Awesome Man! Aww AHW God ...

[alanvb600]

Lol Love it.

God bless the flesh light.

[10WhiteWolf10]

WHOS IDEA WAS DODGE ROCK! ZD

[alanvb600]

@10WhiteWolf10 hehe

[punknumber0]

@CravingCock738 not if its me

[hsousa54]

Fleshlight!

[xpressLOLzilla]

@cravingcock798 yep, with a username like that...

[DogWeed91]

thumbs up if you like cupcakes

[weichafex]

jjajajaja

[jmons1978]

i love how they throw the rock at his head at the end....

[MicoMonstrosity]

LoL "Im gonna get that book deal!" when he cut off his arm is a reference to the "128 hour" movie xD

[IRAFTW25]

i'll go last. i'll go last. thud.

[bkawiseone]

LMAO, yall so crazy, luv the vids!!!

[mgs29]

That shit was so random hahaha.im chelean, now the miners are in negociatons to sell the rights to make a movie of their expereiencie in the mine, I wonder if something like this will be in the film...

[darkneon85]

poop corner haha

[teesteeze]

wait what did he find at 0:52?

[ELcapalla2]

@teesteeze Just google "flesh light" :)

[rempie1993]

@teesteeze a pockit pussy

[theocarinanoob]

uh um ill ill go last ill go last *sucking noise* XD yea iknow i just quoted something from the vid so do i still get a thumbs up?

[wubbyster92]

WHO'S IDEA WAS DODGEROCK?!?!?! -ugh-

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

haha this is hilarious

[chinesemusicDJ]

Am I the only one in the world who doesn't really give a shit about the Chilean miners? I mean, I'm glad they got out alive, but now they're "international heros"

Wtf, why? Because they got stuck and had no other option but to wait to get rescued? Now they make a shit load of money by selling their story of 'survival' and give interviews about their ordeal.

Wow... Someone shove me into a hole and broadcast it on the news and i'll be in there for THIRTY DAYS. Daddy needs a new computer!

[Maurilop]

@chinesemusicDJ They survived for the first 17 days without any contact from the outside world, eating only a couple of spoonfuls of tuna every 2 days, and drinking some rancid milk. Then they had to stay for 52 more days, 620 meters under the surface, in very hot (30 degrees centigrade) and humid conditions, not knowing if they would ever get out or see their families again. How long would you last in those conditions without going insane? 5 minutes?

[chinesemusicDJ]

@Maurilop

Well no shit it was horrendous condition. But horrible shit happen to people all the time, they don't capitalize on it. But this shit is always on the news, I frankly don't really care much about it anymore. Yeah I'm glad they survived, but now they want to pan handle on international scale? There goes my interest level.

[Maurilop]

@chinesemusicDJ Yes, horrible shit happen to people all the time, but this was the first time 33 miners were rescued after spending 69-70 in a mine gallery 620 meter below the surface. Yes, they are capitalizing on it, and it is well deserved. They are not panhandling... they receive invitations! From the Manchester United to CNN. That's because, unlike you, most people around the world feel inspired by their survival story.

[chinesemusicDJ]

@Maurilop

I'm more inspired by survivors of war, people who lived YEARS under Nazi and Japanese oppression. People who survived the Bataan Death March, Nazi concentration camps, people who we're fighting for a cause. Not some guys who makes his living mining and full well knowing the risk the job carries. Excuse me if I don't have much sympathy for their plight to millionaires. The people who SAVED them should be heros, they are merely victims of a tragedy.

[amirsh91]

@chinesemusicDJ u r a chinese retard

[omarelchapin1]

@chinesemusicDJ :DDDDDD

[MoonShadowWolfe]

What was in the flashlight, anyway?

[chinesemusicDJ]

@MoonShadowWolfe

You stick your ding dong in it and hump away. lol

[DominatedYou]

@MoonShadowWolfe its a fleshlight, (portable vagina)

[attackam]

@DominatedYou fleshlight lol :D

[EndorphinXwreslting]

hahaha this is funny shit ! xdd im proud of being chilean (: im gladd all my chilean people could get out alive (:

[jasonstheory]

@hyphyazn415 I think it was a reference to the guy who got his arm stuck between a rock wall and a boulder and used a knife to cut himself free. At least that's my guess.

[ladybella911]

I was saying WTF the whole time. :))))))

[potterdany]

@hyphyazn415 to get the book deal :D

[caroline9H]

I think this was mean, but I couldn't avoid laughing

[irtehnublet]

i love how their not using their headlamps

[tommy123wow]

this is gay

[InterstellarLR4]

fuck that flash light thing was funny XD

[Toronto2245]

@InterstellarLR4 lol it was a sexual toy for men :P

[InterstellarLR4]

@Toronto2245 :P know that, thing i wish i didn't haha..

[iCharacterize]

@InterstellarLR4 hahaha yea... that wasn't a flash light

[FrostedOmeals]

@InterstellarLR4

its called a flesh light

[InterstellarLR4]

@FrostedOmeals Thanks for stating the obvious to me, tell someone else :P

[ChriswithMatt]

Who's the guy that said he found a flashlight?...He sounded JUST like charlie from It's Always Sunny.

[panchobulla138]

@ChriswithMatt he looks like Mac and sounds like Charlie xD

[panchobulla138]

@panchobulla138 take that back lol...im pretty sure its Charlie from IASIP

[panzertankman]

swear one of those guys was Neil Patrick Harris..

[insanit1complex]

whos idea was dodge rock XD

[insanit1complex]

whos idea was dodge rock rock XD

[Isabelb]

Excelente! Muy buena parodia XD Saludos desde Chile! :)

[gefekuoca]

2:10 Legionar reference!( The italian dude)

[stressrelief9]

vote for pedro

[Demonicyouth169]

@stressrelief9 Pedro Colon's daughter goes to my school. I'm just sayin.

[shin1300]

i forgot to greet my dad cause of this video then i showed him this video and he said it was better than a birthday card >:D

[alkalinecuban]

fleshlight queef haha

[gohtingqi1997]

now lets pretend this is the bat cave :'dadadadada!"

[inperf3ct]

Wow, I gotta get a flashlight!! :D LMFAO.

[kckough]

lmfao holy crap one fo my new favs

[Redhotice54]

The fat guy reminds me of Jack Black lol

[alomehere002]

it is really really funny :))

[ScamallDorcha]

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[ThreeFrotheFuzzy]

@ScamallDorcha YOU SUCK

[CSSisfun]

@ScamallDorcha Stop being an attention whore

[ScamallDorcha]

@CSSisfun dear commenter,

fuck you.

[CSSisfun]

@ScamallDorcha umad

[ScamallDorcha]

@CSSisfun no not really, i'm rather frustrated that no one gets the point of my comment, i think i overestimated the mental capacity of youtube viewers.

[CSSisfun]

@ScamallDorcha We get your comment, but honestly you're being as much as a attention whore as you say in your comments all you want is thumbs up your comment has been said multiple times already and when someone responds you bitch out? I think you have underestimated how much of a total bitch you are being.

[xaszholazx]

this was funny, im chilean and all the miner shit just makes me sick jaja

[Darkskynet1]

ahaaa 'dodge rock' just made me think of jackass ;P awesome video !

[aarswingswing]

how much food did they had

[XxJewcieJewcexX]

Hilarious

[SuperRoseify]

the fleshlight part made me laugh my fucking ass off, no joke haha

[WCephei77]

lol... good one

[Thezepppelin]

it's too soon

[JonieAuthor2b]

@Thezepppelin

what? no one died, moron

[casdebom2]

What does he say at 1:33?

[supwhatsup]

@casdebom2 "whose idea was dodge rock?"

[loljello]

Wow flesh light what color??

[356Jacob]

press 8 repeatedly for beatboxing

[reptarhugger]

Press 6 over and over!!

[sneekpeekz]

guys i'm scared...

[paclac1337]

@hyphyazn415

The missile looking thing? It's the capsule they brought them up to the surface.

[FatKidAndFriend]

Press 7 and he says a naughty word!

[voustone]

Press 9: And you're going to be FIRST!

[bhw100000000]

It was his play toy

[gdogyo]

Pause. Press 5. Enjoy Quagmire.

[rockin0ruby]

@bigfatjuju it's really funny if you press six over and over, too.

[JeffIsRadd]

Too soon?

[hatt77]

hahahahaha flaesh light

[stewie7griffin]

Repeat 7 to hear the 'F' word.

[supra11100]

love the queek queek sound at the end

[Michael0697]

Press 5 repeatedly.

[saulclaws]

wow those chileans know some good damn english.

[TheAjentJ]

@saulclaws Ya, their english is even better than yours...

[saulclaws]

@TheAjentJ lol i'm afraid you're right.

[thebeatles4784]

what was in the flashlight

[chiunit11]

lol 1:01 the brace shifts

LOLOLOLOLOLOL COLLEGE HUMOR U ARE GETTING SO MUCH BETTER