(HiQ) KNEECAM No.1 - The Original TechnoViking Tape

[RyonsVids]

Thank god for "hide annotations" button!

[TheMocorron]

is olaf

[SuperVegeta69]

Little bro of Epic beard Man!

[triforceofdinner]

how did this become a meme?....seriously how?

[13blade37]

Stop at 1:03

then search this on google pictures : "augustus statue"

Is the Techno Viking related to Augustus ??

[xXCREEKSTARXx]

no drugs have been used in the making of this video

By the Techno Viking

[BuddyJosua]

He's the BOSS!

[Speedcrusher]

Der eine der wollte ihm bestimmt ne Pille zu werfen, und er darauf halt den Ball flach Alder! lol

Voll der Psycho!

[scjrutube5]

Eric Northman on fairy blood

[MrTony799]

Am anfang macht er schon stress mit dem typen der das mädchen schubst :D das ist auch der Guter mann VIKING

[P2nic81]

kann mir mal einer erklären was das für eienr ist?

[TSonAir]

2:19 "Mach langsam, alda!" :D

[Frankoviac]

@TSonAir er sagt "halt den ball flach, alda!"

[TSonAir]

@Frankoviac auch gut :D

[Thegoodlol]

@TSonAir lol what does he say?

[TSonAir]

@Thegoodlol he says something like: "Don't exaggerate, man!" :)

[Thegoodlol]

@TSonAir lol thanks

[TSonAir]

@Thegoodlol no problem

[gilasmommy]

Somebody wrote that his "left arm is longer than is right" but it is actually the reverse - his right arm is much longer than his left - very weird looking!

[13marquartc]

HEY YOU ON THE .50 CAL!

[cometz13]

@13marquartc

How would you like an airstrike!?

[JollyRogerVF31]

@NicoReichert1 fuck parad

[avisspado]

Dieser Kerl ist frei zu tun, was er, während er nicht mehr besteuert wird und Menschen mit nicht scheinen, um sich in dem Video gezwungen werden mir das ist ein Witz der Nutzer denken will

[DeutschesMetall]

Kann mir mal einer erklären, was es mit dem Techno Viking auf sich hat ?

[MCMandingoLP]

Baleog.

[bigmaddin]

Preiswert radfahren

[regloh666]

morgen wirds wohl die million aufrufe geknackt haben :p

[1312HHjung]

his left arm is much longer than his right

[kzruns]

heißt das der viking hat sich bei dir beschwert?

[Bananakid11]

THOR IS ALIFE

[Halbhoden]

wtf so wies da in berlin aussieht, ist das video älter als ich ...

[regloh666]

@Halbhoden das ist angeblich von 2000 also jetzt 11jahre her

[Pusloxify]

She's fucking ugly O.o

[Windows20005]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDD

[BeeJayFL]

Whats the song starting at 2:08?

[rroocckkeerr11441122]

i wnat to know his reaction to his fame

[mrco74]

@rroocckkeerr11441122 he sued subrealic lol

[Haggysack2k8]

the ad at 3:21 in the background at the shop ("preiswert radfahren") is not a great deal, it's lame :/ ...But this behind techno viking IS cool xD

[cambriangirl1]

I'm betting Techno Viking really is Thor, and he is covering up the video as his dad Odin's discovered he's been dancing with the petty humans, embarrassing him in front of all of Asgard. XD

[BeachJoshua]

It's funny because you can close all those things that cover it...

[Nikolai940]

at 2:00 he received the message that chuck norris was there

[rabeandre2]

@Nikolai940 and he said to himself: " Oh yeah? So what?"

[Nikolai940]

@rabeandre2 true!

[seattle0sound]

@Nikolai940 He was then told at 3:50 that Chuck Norris challenged him to a dance off. His thoughts at the time: Challenge Accepted.

[KiepzzGuitar]

@Nikolai940 And he ripped that shit off, Techno Viking is the man.

[DeadSpacer100]

Berlin Asülanten Treff

[Halofreak555]

dude at 2:42 is SOOOOO fucked up LOL

[s9xn9ne]

that is one refreshing bottle of water! SKANK OUT!

everyone else just pretending.. technoviking is only one really feelin it

[Massap2]

Dear upploader, you are a very clever troll. lol omg all 12 year olds out there you can disable annontations.. -_- *facepalm*

[karioken]

On the internet there is no copyright

[madamebunnie]

Well nuts, hopefully Techno Viking will grok how much he is loved by so many and doesn't become too selfish with his "personality".

[FallenShortFilms]

LOL@EVERYONE MOANING ABOUT THE CLIP BEING RUINED, YOU CAN CLICK THE CROSSES AT THE TOP-RIGHT OF EACH OF THEM POPUPS ON THE VIDEO, JUST LIKE YOU WOULD IF YOU WERE CLOSING A WINDOW, THERE'S ONLY LIKE 3. :))))))))))))

[94XJ]

@FallenShortFilms Or disable them with the balloon at the bottom.

[FallenShortFilms]

@94XJ Yeah, I realised how much of a YouTube n00b I am just after I uploaded that comment, but couldn't be bothered to go back on this page and delete it. iFail. Thanks anyways! :)

[xxEPICSHOOPDAWHOOPxx]

i like how he grabs both of the guys arms

[AlexxandarJ]

Well at least after more than 10 years, we will find out the identity of Techno Viking...

[hofferman132]

sounds like infected mushroom

[mericos23]

@hofferman132 it doesnt sound anything like infected mushroom!

[MyMIXmedia]

Wow, this HQ version is crystal clear.

[lokiop345]

you wanker - put the clip back up now

[thetommygun958]

@lokiop345 just click the red speech bubble under the video

[Hoellender]

@BrickBirkland

Er sagt: "Halt den Ball flach, Alter"!

[Hoellender]

@Rummy370

It's german, he told him to stay cool.

[Rummy370]

JUST CLICK THE "RED" BUBBLE TO SEE THA VIDEO!!

[Toby25021993]

/watch?v=bIXVNIx5imA <----- Techno Viking Xmas Dance

[ShadX222]

What is in the water !!? 0_0"

[apledex]

anyone else noticed he's wearing unmatching socks? red and blue to be exact,also his pants...parts are not the same colour,one is green ish and the other is pink ish

[katXcat]

what is a fuckparade, is it what i think it is? ROFL

[stirfryman1]

in the beginning when the guy pumps into the girl with red pants viking stops him from going to harass some other girls the drunk guys points at :45. He tells him no, and watches him go hence the staring and the point in the beginning. Viking is a protector ;)

[trkeko]

WRRROOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!­!!!!

[Rummy370]

Does anyone Know What he says at 2:20???

[ittd2007]

@Rummy370 "Haltn Ball flach alder!" in english "Stay cool dude!" or something like that...

[gilasmommy]

Today is 12/9/10, and having the Techno Viking video blocked here is F'd up B.S. - I just saw the whole video on TV!!! So I thought it would be cool to come to YouTube and see it again. WTF? If it can be shown on TV, I would think it could be shown on YouTube????

[n00buler89]

2:20 Technoviking has spoken!

[BrickBirkland]

No because subrealic wouldnt tell... but if WE would know the name it would be AWESOME

[IDONTHAVEASMARTNAME]

My Brother Disrespected Techno Viking.....

.....So I beat him up Using Techno Vikings Godly dance moves...

...Before you say you cant dance like him....Well your wrong he entered my body and fucking pwned....

[DeatgMagnet]

TechnoViking is not pleased with Youtube

[MrGeorgethealien]

A primeval Chuck Norris has risen. He will bring a new meaning to the world after he kicks the toned down modern chuck norris's ass.

[strpulse1]

wll there is a thing called turn annotations off :))

[Zealnor]

He is the one and only King TechnoViKing !

[clownpsychotik]

hey look its what happens if chuck norris and party boy had a kid

[vlonp]

just click the red balloon under the vid.

[santolifestreetrock]

alguien me puede desir como se llama la musica que esta bailando el vikingo

[JohnnyToddx]

How tall is he? (cm)

[musto94]

182 were killed by Technoviking

[SalvadorPalacios8]

WHATS THE SONG AT 2:30 ???? SOUNDS AWESOME!

[ZenythFox]

@SalvadorPalacios8 Save Change And Exit by Winstan

[thebill33]

he looks like keith jardine, THE DEAN OF MEAN :D

[BrickBirkland]

Ich würde zu gerne wissen was er bei 2:21 sagt... irgendwie is die ganze geschichte mysteriös ...

[Firmicutes]

@BrickBirkland "Halt' den Ball flach, Alter!"

[aL3ks06]

HHow did techno viking put this massive annotation on your video lmao, you must be joking. Theres a remove annotation button for those who want to see it anyway.

[aL3ks06]

WTF is going on here? whats the deal behind this? Techno viking is copyrighting you wtf? I dont understand/.

[subrealic]

@aL3ks06

in visual content you have different right. those of intellectual property and the personality rights of people appearing in the images. the copyright is of course on my side since i am the producer of the video. but the viking is still owning his personality rights. that empowers him to go to court.

best, subrealic

[VictorRechnageL]

@subrealic So.. Do you know the Techno Viking's real name?

[BrickBirkland]

@VictorRechnageL

And if he'd know it... then what ??! .. I think he would never post it anywhere or tell it to anyone... I think we will never get his real name

[VictorRechnageL]

@BrickBirkland Then it would be....AWESOME.

[abysstirent]

@subrealic best be carefull technoviking almost beat chuck norris in a duel once but they were interupted by the leaders of the world because of all the natural disasters they were causing

[ZionistischeAktion]

@subrealic das ist scheiße! der kann dir gar nichts mit rechten, weil er auf einer öffentlichen veranstaltung war, da darfst du alles und jeden filmen wie du willst. das ist eine legende, dass man alles zensieren müsste, die von antifaschistischen demonstrationen kommt, um teilnehmer von aktionen zu decken!!

[subrealic]

@ZionistischeAktion

deine meinung habe ich schon jahrelang von leuten mit halbwissen gehöhrt, aber wenn du mal zu nem medienrechtsanwalt gehst, dann wuerdest du rausfinden, dass es bei dem video gar nicht so eindeutig ist mit der rechtslage und bei einer gerichtsenscheidung sehr viel ermessenssache des richters waere.

[ZionistischeAktion]

@subrealic Na dann hol mal deinen Richter her, der wird mir nämlich Recht geben. Dass du als völkisch-deutschnationaler Antisemit überhaupt nicht den Verstand hast um das einzusehen war mir ja sowieso schon klar!

[MrDeer19]

@subrealic shutup asshole

[KiKiweaky]

@subrealic viking go to court??? WHAT?

[94XJ]

@subrealic If he had a problem with you capturing his image why did he let you film him? I say you win this battle.

[PIOfausto]

@aL3ks06 lol... click Hide annotation and enjoy video ;D

[Cirofost]

SOMEBODY FIND OUT WHERE THIS HAPPED, I KNOW IT WAS FUCKFEST, BUT WHERE EXACTLY DID THIS VIDEO HAPPEN? IT IS IN GERMANY! SOMEBODY POST THE COORDINATES!!!

[MuhahaEntertainment]

@Cirofost Berlin? Where else?

[KronikEmo]

Check it out you it's jamie from mythbusters on steroids :3 Teehee

Techno Viking Jamie FTW XD

[benyboi2k8]

Techno viking sues

[n2existance]

Why is the viking mad at you? He has become a god now.

[yamahajim906]

wasup subrealic,I live 30 min from Bard college in NY.cool that you went there.I dont see why the guy got mad at you.I hope it can all get worked out.Thats too bad.The world needs more guys like TechnoViking. Peace Bro!

[ZenTaww]

Nothing has been blocked, stop making a fukin scene.

[incrowdcynic]

Why does the caption help a legal threat?

[subrealic]

@incrowdcynic

the captions are a signal. they show that i willing to find a compromise. obviously they get the traffic on this video down to less than 20 percent of what it got before the block.

[falmouthleedsfan]

@subrealic

um you realise at any time we can press the button to disable annotations

[Crozonexz]

It is speculated that TechnoViking is the only one capable of ever killing Chuck Norris.

[superDEROB15]

can someone explain to me the significance of this video. . . .?

[robbyalp]

@superDEROB15 If you can't tell straight away then just forget it

[LordJudgement1818]

YOU TUBE U HAVE MADE AN ATTACK APON TECHNO VIKING, WE ORDER U TO WITHDRAW FOR FACE THE PAIN.

[subrealic]

@LordJudgement1818

these annontiation block has nothing to do with youtube. its a reaction from a legal threat i am facing. respect it or just surf somewhere else!

[myfatself]

@subrealic

Did Techno Viking threaten to beat you up or something? (If that's the case, your reaction is totally understandable!)

[subrealic]

@myfatself

he has send a lawyer...

[myfatself]

@subrealic

Wow I'm surprised that he doesn't like 'the fame' or whatever. He's kinda of become an internet hero throughout the world so I thought he'd be greatful more than anything! At least half the people I know who've seen this video wish that they were him, haha

[WoWbob396]

@subrealic wait why do u have to put it up? like whats the deal?

[Hunterdoestube]

@subrealic is he mad about this video or the huge publicity? why are they sending you legal problems?

[subrealic]

@Hunterdoestube

unfortunately both

[cdoftx]

@subrealic What's the story behind this video? Did you record it?

[Alekos1imba]

@subrealic How did he find you and send a lawyer?Anyway it's just sad,you didn't do anything bad-.- Hope everything will be fine for you

[subrealic]

@Alekos1imba

thanks. its not that difficult to find contacts for most people via the web. domains, accounts have to be registered ect. & i dont hide my identity.

nobody got hurt, just the viking is quite famous now and people worship him but he unfortunately doesnt like that much.

[TDRM4ever]

LoL the dukes are smokin a joint 0:40 :)

[zwobotzwobot]

The next fukkparade will be on August 21, 2010.

Berlin, Leipziger Platz!

Maybe Technoviking will show up ;)

[qwertzq1]

Youtube will not be spared by the TECHNOVIKING  he will seek everybody and destroy and tear them in little pieces

[denka2000]

soon another youtube site wil emerge,,,,,without this shit

[RainbowDucks101]

Get a bra! =O

[CaptainSkullCat]

I'm gonna go drink some upside down water now, maybe I'll become this awesome.

[johanson365]

This is the Hamburg Gay parade, right?

[Admiralex91]

@johanson365 nope Fuckparade

[EvilMonkeyDC]

i wonder wat was in that water..

[Sabohaque]

@EvilMonkeyDC cyanide

[PolakZver]

yotube masters is cocksuckers

[trendyhate]

If only real vikings had access to MDMA.

[MultiPropagandaPanda]

@trendyhate vikings especially berserker used some kind of drugs/shrooms so they wont feel pain in battle, not mdma but drugs. they went crazy and bite their shields.

[roadyx]

@trendyhate they use to take magic mushrooms b4 going to war

[fvfgklrttg9o56]

shittube, do i need to save all favorite videos now !?!?

[YuryArutyunov]

LAME YOUTUBE !!!!

can anyone tell me what track is that? sounds awsome !!

[achankindergarden]

NO.1 TECHNO Please search

ぺらふめ on google

[bluecolby10]

I say there should a Battle between TechnoViking and Terry Crews...How many ppl can follow me on tht?

[i05h1]

#LOL

[kl0ps]

wtf leck mich doch man was soll der scheiß denn jetzt zuerst die ganze sony music kacke und jetzt auch noch das hier ich glaubs nicht man das wird langsam echt lächerlich FU youtube

[pukeylukey1994]

can some1 with skills turn this into an ipod style add nd upload it ?? plz :P

[MadhouseDUDE]

#OMG

[Rubentje7]

no... no.. NO! OUR LORD! :(

[RAZORSsk8t]

1:02 you do not fuck with the technoviking!

[Tumor618]

Youtube sucks more and more...

[errorcode99]

W-H-A-T T-H-E F-U-C-K

[DjGalfried]

where i can found the video??

[stevenk1330]

@DjGalfried fail

[UT2k4kid]

@stevenk1330

agreed

[HappyJack1991]

@DjGalfried ... right here? lol wtf

[88luda88]

DO NOT ANGER THE TECHNOVIKING !!!!

[Estreet321]

FAK!

[Z3zimo]

Well I've lost the will to live...

[JRGrange25]

Wonder what happend to the woman in the blue wig.

[mcyrel]

yuotube are wankers

[Miquitzli]

the fck is this

[Dennemark]

BTW, which song is this actually ?

[KamiNoKeiko]

What`s the Name of this Song somesone know it ?

The Song in first 2 Mins.

[darkhorni]

Yotube sucks!

[jasper903]

THIS IS MADNESS!

[adrianaelenei08]

@jasper903 No this is sparta!!!!

[BrixtolMadFans]

man vete a tomar por el culo

[brunobliss]

why is this happening?

[badja08]

here ever1, tecknoviking is back :)

watch?v=RGRs8PyqKKs&feature=re­lated

[korrdavl]

What, the fuck YouTube. What, the FUCK.

[ghf17gert]

No, Youtube.

No.

You have displeased our Lord.

[falmouthleedsfan]

@ghf17gert

its easy 2 get rid of it just press the speech bubble where the fullscreen is!!

[millispam]

Techno Viking is still God!!!

After all the years I'm not tired of watching this video.

Thanks for this epic video, subrealic.

[jonathanbelair565]

youtube should kill himself, wait,...

thats what he is doing right now!

We want The Great techno viking back!!! youfuckertube!