Ask A Ninja - Question 86 "Yet Another OmniShow"

[n3nt2nd464]

hey are scorpion and sub zero from the mortal kombat games based off of real ninjas :D

[HARUNOboy17]

THE NINJA DIDN'T PICK UP! D: I hope he didn't die.

[gta4crazzy]

Who would win in a fight a ninja or chuck Norris ?

[zenitram1jon]

ninja to ninja, who do i kill next?

[mrsagemanAU]

I ASK A NINJA!, What do you call a ninja who only attacks other ninjas?

[doodoodudex]

Do ninjas have floppy disk ninja stars?

[RammliedGaming]

@doodoodudex YOU WATCH TOBUSCUS!!!!

[doodoodudex]

@RammliedGaming YEP!!!!

[greenflashbat]

Why is Ask a ninja always so funny?

[fennaru]

it might be a magical fruit...but it's an evil magic LOL

[gentlexxxTUNE]

can ninjas make deadly farts

[himmmanlady]

Do ninjas play Nintendo?

[Ephringael]

@himmmanlady One played Ninja Gaiden with The Angry Video Game Nerd. So, yes, occasionally. Probably to help keep their finger dexterity high so they can pull out your appendix through your ear.

[LxCRaul]

fat ass ninja...

[drummerman1166]

ha my name is ryan and do ninjas get constapated

[zebezd]

I'd buy that t-shirt. Foxes are awesome!

[Konan2539]

farty party XDDD

[darkclawgreatonenas]

dragons win!

[darkclawgreatonenas]

no mere ninja could stand up to the power of the mighty Dragon Ninjas, with thousands of years to perfect their skills, a dumb short lived human would be toast. that being said, how would a human ninja get out of this one? ha! u cant!!

[TheBUBBLY102]

he sounds like tobuscus

[AlwaysRussian]

Crimefighting duo Megan Fox & Fox. Euphemisms abound

[vst123]

can u beat a spartan because on the show deadliest warrior a spartan beated a ninja

[vst123]

what is your favorite ninja weapon

[TheSlimkirby]

do ninjas ever where anything beside black maybe purple

[beaujack11]

Do ninjas like mc donalds?

[ZeroZader]

Don't you ever stand still?!?!?

[PallaTheDancingCow]

Are you secretly Sinefield? you sounded a lot like him at 1:40. Anybody with me on this?

[TeamGameFreaks1]

What are your thoughts on the whole Naruto series? And do you think it is anything like real ninjas?

[sandalsurfer]

Is there A ninja Ringleader?

[energyman100]

"Im not invisible thing I turned or on what level but... you should probably run away." xDDD

[MWGFan002]

Ben Stiller

[808Hea]

Im shure I can kill you... I watched this video on how to kill a ninja.

[yeagerkid]

ninjas are awesome

[TheSatanwarrior]

Do ninjas worship Satan? joyofsatan. org

[AhmedValo]

oh is he still doing that? 10 videos are enough man just do a ninja trick and disappear!

[Dahxelb]

@AhmedValo He is a ninja, he can go on forever xD

[ninjaiguana]

do ninjas play instuments that DONT kill people and if they do what genre of music would they play (death metal?)

[Caizu809]

@ninjaiguana nice DM jk xD theyd probly play a flute.. with a hidden poison dart device

[bishibosh16]

How come you were never featured on an episode of Deadliest Warrior? At least an honorable mention would have been eh? Even if the opposing faction had no chance, it still would have been fun to watch you kill something, ha!

[masatje]

@bishibosh16 He was featured on Deadliest Warrior, but no one could see him because well, he's a ninja. After the ninja episode and director called 'that's a wrap', he killed all the cast members and members of the production crew. That was incidentally the last episode of that show. The second season was in fact completely CG animated with techninlogy left by the curtosy of the ninja.

[GatameOne]

what is you're opinion on chuck norris?

[emfan457]

they will fight for like a century then EXPLODE!

[chibiLROX]

who wins ninjas or pirates? and is it possible to have a ninja/pirate baby?

[NetherAspect]

You should probably start running now XD

[nisago2003]

can a ninja kill a ninja

[m4dy4d]

and a real fox

[m4dy4d]

AWESOME

[copalify]

How are ninjas born?

[PrometheusWithLight]

Pirates have their own channel now.

See: Maddoxaom

[videocrank1]

@skylyn12 there is a new one every Tuesday and Fridays are "the stare"

[TankMunky]

Do ninjas have destinys?

[skylyn12]

when is there going to be another ask a ninja????

[Dirkitty123]

When can a ninja cry?

[TheExveemon]

@Dirkitty123 when he fails to kill his target! though a real ninja wouldn't fail, so if you see a ninja cry, it isn't a real ninja

[dabomb2003]

LMAO, im not going to tell you what invisible thing i turned, but you should probably start running.

[daICEproductions]

What is the coolest ninja move of all time? can you show us?

[crocodude]

Apparently I'm viewer 66,666 - which can't be a good sign ><

[daICEproductions]

@crocodude hahaha tru

[ryanchadgaertner]

America will die by Ninja hands someday

I just know it

But until then

BEER MONEY FOR ALL YOU FUCKOS!!! XD

NINJA SAVEE US ALL!

[gbsand]

Oh beehive. (in my best austin powers voice)

[cwinowich]

"you should probably start running" hahaha

[Zafoshin]

@cwinowich DO NOT PROVOKE THE NINJA!

[itsaroyalfizzbin]

Wow. Epic Seinfeld impersonation :D

[rjqg327]

i live in the uninja states of amerikill

[zackychane]

how do ninjas pee?

[buffyG347]

hi what is you whait



[brutalmapex]

That would make a heck of a crime fighting team

[xSeiZmikx]

0:01...thumbs up for no adverts?

[rsharpton]

is this the last in the series did the ask a ninja get killed him self?

[ducktapelover1]

@rsharpton quote wikipedia

On October 4, 2010 the web series is set to re-launch as a daily series with new videos each week day. The new lineup will feature an experimental sketch show along with a weekly wrap up show (Ask A Ninja Weekly Wrap)

so im hopefull

[F1ferrari09]

all i know is i dont know anything about ninjas and those who do know anything about ninjas that are not a ninja are dead right now

[donoz86]

'it might be a magic fruit, but its an evil magic'. best line ever.

[ethanjames391]

if y=-b+/- thesquarerootof b^2-4ac-all divided by 2a, then how does y=mx+b?

[whatsatroll]

Hey ninja, I herd you liek mudkips?

[Ice3Fresh]

The uninja states of amerikill.

[JoeNinjaStudios]

nice vids

[xXFearStingXx]

Why don't we just run it like a beehive? You, ur the only one having babies. Everyone else... Get to work hahahahaha xD

[geometrololi]

you have a particularily peculiar voice........I LOVE IT n_n

[Oslosfantasi]

Har du det bra?

[iam2strong]

The T-shirt is a great Christmas gift idea! ......I'm keeping the Lamborghini and Megan Fox though.

[zach3512]

come back mr. ninja, we miss you were sorry for asking you stuid questions like have you went to school come back

[turtleboy333]

there hasnt been a new one for ages

[JoeNinjaStudios]

Can ninjas get aids?

[ianburton897]

@JoeNinjaStudios no aids get ninjas

[Onnagata]

Grand Master Kudamono? :D That's japanese for "fruit" btw XD

[snozwanger234]

it might be a magical fruit but... but its and evil magic.

[FMMAnewera]

damn,i wanna see his face soo bad!

[AtumKadmon]

there is one where you can, except he's dressed up like peter griffin from family guy

[zach3512]

thats not him.. the guy who plays peter is to fat to be ninja

[datdudesux]

he got kinda fat....

[KISSMYSHITE]

so does ninja listen to mc chris?

[antienoob]

hay wen is the next ask a ninja video coming out???

[AgentAmazing1]

I think they stopped making them :((

[mipblue]

I love these videos!! I saw it at a winter camp and now I love it!! Lol

[10alex56]

the uninja states of amerakill...LOL!

[sasorishadow]

i have a question:

what kinda training did u do to become a ninja lol

(im more ninja then you i bet XD)

[IJUSTSUBSCRIBENOW]

Can you please help a friend of mine who wants to kill himself?

Sorry...a little bit sick!

[ceramicwings]

OMG shut up about camp rock! this vid had nothing to do with that. Why not use you time to tell ninja how awesome he was!

[melissamay245]

Camp rock did not stink!

[BeActiveBros]

yeah it did.

[regalbryant35]

the uninja states of amerikill

now thats funny right there

[teamrandom123]

a lambo, megan fox, and a real fox.

i want that

[Thatspankin]

megan fox is ugly..

[BeActiveBros]

no she not

[BeActiveBros]

yeahs

[aika092]

Now I'm not telling you what I just turned or to what level, but you should probably start running.

LOL

[FUCHANU]

How many kicks does it take to get to the center of a ninja pop?

[zachery1123]

do ninjas use shamwows or slapchops or both? are there gay ninjas? whats the average life of a ninja rat?

[RukayChan]

zachery, dont you watch ninja turtles?? I dont even know what shamwows or slapchops are, yes there are gay ninjas but not all ninjas are gay, and the average ninja rat lives to be about 200 years of age.

[Bl1nd420]

plug in your speakers, or headphones.

[Macosxmikey]

It would be like buying a shirt and finding out it cones with a free labrogiuni... And Megan Fox. That was hilarious!!

[TheLyricalRAP]

I want a shirt that comes with a Lamborghini and Megan Fox!!!

[CokekilledtheQueen]

No thanks.

[bella1rules]

@TheLyricalRAP and a real fox

[AzualNinja]

that would work unless they're a ninja, but would a ninja really let you stab hi if he didn't have some amazing plan lined up, like your walking through the halls at school and the fire alarm gets pulled, so you go out side with the rest of the screaming kids, and just when the alarm goes off and you think your safe, POW! hit with a bus. this kind of stuff could happen...

[refinder]

Evil magical fruit? Sounds like fun.

[Dirtboy101]

Why hasn't this guy made new videos lately?

[miesrah12]

thats what i said that in my head seriously he said weekly vids

[Dirtboy101]

He is probably working on some Ask a Ninja merchandise or something. Kinda like how he uploaded reruns during his Ask A Ninja handbook thingy he was writing.

[miesrah12]

or probabley the problem is the new I AM NINJA app he is motering that messed up his weekly sechual

[Dirtboy101]

i dont think he does that.

[showofdeth]

Yep, there's always one dick correcting someones spelling *eye roll*

[ArcticWolf717]

Chuck Noris would get his ass kicked by a good ninja. :P

[ExaltedHamster]

1, you spelled his name wrong 2, chuck norris is a ninja.

if they were to fight... well you saw the video.

[cptawesome217]

no such thing as a "good ninja" if ur already a ninja thats good enough to kill someone...or something...or just hide alot....hears a tip next time ur walking down a crowded sidewalk stab the person in front of u. then pretend to fall asleep

[rayray41reason]

who would win.. chuck norris or a ninja??????

[tk9753]

chuck norris would kick a ninja's ass

[TheLastHylianTitan]

well, he IS a ninja, so....

[Spiderguy117]

some how i doubt that

[T0rp4u]

CHUCK NORRIS. Why even ask..?

[Dirtboy101]

Yes.

[hopalongjens]

camp rock does suck.

I don't even know why I watched it.

Why?

[rayray41reason]

hahaha why did you watch it????

[azuzaj1]

dude i didnot know that he still did these!!

[momotheflyingmonkey]

did they stop making ask a ninja there hasnt been any new vid 4 like 2 mouths

[gentlewind95]

y r the episodes so short? there still alsome just .. um.... shorter..ish.

[Frettsy]

and a real fox. lol.

[kageyasha12]

that'll make a heck of crime fighting team

[smoshlover100]

i belive that you are ninja too!! lol i love this guy!!!!!!!!

[gearsninja]

the uninjas state of amerikill 0:23

[turbojugend18]

i watched ask a ninja about a year ago and then thought id check it out today thinking it was going to b crap now but its fukin halarious

[bogosavljev]

He is so crazy XD

[B0RNfree]

"can ninjas turn invisible?" LOL....

[TilahHakenTV]

lovin the theme song dude, big fan!

[notthediscobandabba]

it might be an magic fruit, but its an evil magic.

[AzzA1332]

They'd fight for 100 years and then they would both explode!!!

XD

[ruzz1423]

wow, you have a lisp in your newer videos...MAN UP FFS!

[killaxclassof09]

hi i know you've been ask about this alot but how you feel about naruto

[rahulksen]

whats a megan fox? is that also a car?

[arios54]

I think it's some movie star girl.

[LordOfTheRingsFan1]

ye, shes an actress the girl in transformers :)

[erraberra1]

the Uninja States of Americkill! XD Hilarious!!!!

[RACCOONraul]

like buying a tshirt and then relizing it comes with a free lamborghini and megan fox and a real fox.haha rofl XD

[xenopeltismulticolor]

@RACCOONraul That be a heck of a crime fighting team....

[leventhefox]

@RACCOONraul FOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX­. not megan fox the real fox.

[juliankyo]

LMAO!!!!

Tha Uninja States of Amerikill!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA That was freaking funny!!!

XD

[piney1989]

omg that was a amazing reply to can u turn invisible

[Hldisch]

it was :D:D

[ThePiru1]

"I won't tell you what I turned, but you should be running now" GREAT!

[FauxKeegan]

We are exporting Keegan's? Crap!

[marlxof]

grammar check

exporting keegan's crap

[FauxKeegan]

Wow, good one.

[rshackerteam]

wow ive been watching all r ninja videos for 2.5 years now

[miramirawatchawatcha]

The Uninja States of Amerakill.

[miramirawatchawatcha]

Do you even know what a meme is? And you do realize that nobody gives a shit, right? lmao

This is teh internetz, your opinion(anyone's really) doesn't fucking matter.

[megathugmaster3000]

Omg that would be the best ever!

A t-shirt that comes with a free lambergouni, megan fox and a real fox.

Hell yah!

[DontMockTheCheese]

friend me

[langerCAN]

Hey Ninja I would say you

ve gained a bit of weight, but I know that it's just an illusion you're perpetrating on my mind.