david cross on advertising

[alazzara3]

dude...were the stupid cartoons really necessary? This is the only clip of this bit I can find and it's ruined by your stupid drawings. Henderson VALLEY, genius.

[Meowbay]

He's got great imagination ;)

[ShewalksNbeauty]

I think he's saying Hennessey Valley, but I could be wrong.

[1meanieface1]

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE OUR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGSS

[baythagod]

always thought is was valley, and ive seen him do this live... good upload..

[cloclo902003]

It is valley, but I thought he said bounty when I made this.

I totally wish I could see him live.

[youtoobeiz4loosers]

my favorite david cross moment, thanks for making this :D

[TheSoftBulletin82]

Henderson "Bounty"? It's "Valley" dude, "Valley"...

[cloclo902003]

I thought he said Bounty, my bad. thankyou though.

[ericbono]

What is this from? I have some David Cross albums and don't remember ever hearing this. Your drawings are funny, by the way.

[unravelingsyntax]

@ericbono It's from an HBO special he did called "The Pride is Back". I don't think it was ever released as an album but you can find it online.

[ManuelHung]

henderson bounty? that's a wacky mishearing

[cloclo902003]

I only hope david cross does not see this.

[abasanti]

he might punch you in the cock, and shitkick you in the teeth.

p.s. funny drawrings

[johnboy2200]

The thing about listening to stand-up acts is you usually don't have to substitute your own imagery because the language is descriptive enough to carry the bit, so things like this aren't necessary. Especially when it looks as bad as this.

[cloclo902003]

um. yeah i did this in microsoft art. so the quality might not be up to par. so suck it!

[johnboy2200]

How big is your penis?

[cloclo902003]

are you trying to be all clever because I told you to "suck it"?

[PokeLovesGod]

I'm not trying to be clever or anything, but I'm just wondering how big is your penis. May I suck it as well?

[cloclo902003]

well it's to late, I got it removed years ago.

[bodhilaw]

That sounds great, cloco902003. May I rape your vagina?

[cloclo902003]

how thoughtful, asking to rape me. not many rapist have manners these days. just for asking. sure.

[bodhilaw]

Fantastic. Do you shave it?

[cloclo902003]

into shapes, like stars

[bodhilaw]

Would you let me shove my penis down your throat?

[cloclo902003]

no, no I will not. this is getting to gross, even for me.

[sacougative]

Yes, you will because you're a dirty slut. Aren't you? Yes, you are. How many dicks have you sucked in last hour? I bet it's more than 10. So how many is it, you dirty slut?

[cloclo902003]

That made me laugh!

[bakajindesu]

How big are your tits?

[cloclo902003]

yeah. uh, not gonna tell ya. this is gettin' weird. no offense. hopefully I spelled that right.

[ym791tzrf254s00]

No, you were asked how big are your tits, you misspelling idiot.

[cloclo902003]

I tend to do that

[fuckyoufucks]

So how big are your tits?

[cloclo902003]

they are concave.

[fuckyoufucks]

You poor thing. Are you getting implants?

[cloclo902003]

yep. so I can *tear *tear finally get some confidence. *sigh. hopefully I spelled that right.

[fuckyoufucks]

And dicks.

[cloclo902003]

yes. yes.

[slipslack123]

Do you deepthroat, honey?

[cloclo902003]

I gag when I brush my teefuses, so no.

[johnnywaynee]

Don't worry, honey. You'll get used to it after a forceful deepthroat or two. Then you'll start liking it, and pretty soon begging for it.

[cloclo902003]

begging for it?

does anyone beg to do that?

[mail5033951]

No, but it seems pretty soon you will.

[cloclo902003]

I'll pass

[slipslack123]

No, you won't.

[cloclo902003]

I'm thinkin' I will. pass that is.

[wadeheatshaq]

Yeah, but you're usually wrong when you're thinking like that, and this is one of those times.

[cloclo902003]

okay, what ever.

[naoenche2007]

Suck it.

[cloclo902003]

ha ha ha.

[foobedoobe]

One more time, babe.

[cloclo902003]

what?

[hamjhon2]

Go back to cock sucking.