I was looking for psychic battle training! I keep hearing this loud purring sound coming from under the set cushions in my sex theater. I mean this shit is fucked up. Last time I checked under there, I saw this rubber vibrating machine with synthetic skin that's made to look like a real human structure. This confirms my suspicions that my own family is trying to teleport robots from the future. My ass can sense it.
My name is Joey Meatball. I am currently dead, slain by Trey Hamburger and his mind tricks. I will defeat him in the near future. TREY HAMBURGER I WILL DECLARE YET ANOTHER PSYCHIC BATTLE!
hypnotising chickens isn't really that hard. I have done it many times. While in the trance they can be left as bait for ghosts/aliens. I am a REALLY REALLY intense dude, so intense that all the girls i tell this about get lost in my eyes and all the dudes I tell shit their pants with fear. We should make a really intense ghost/alien force over the internet and have super secret chat rooms.
Thanks so much for the psychic battle training. A strange gurgling sound has also appeared in my area and I am currently forming my own elite group/team of very intense dudes to deal with the possibility of a ghost/alien. I've been doing push-ups/crunches ALL DAY, now it's time for me to chill. Tomorrow, we're going to work on the hypnosis of ducks/chickens.
Trey, your book is profoundly retarded and retardedly profound. I just bought a bunch of copies of Ghosts/Aliens and sent them to all my friends. People need to realize that these floating towels and dead grandpas popping up ARE REAL.
seems legit
ZiutZiut 6 months ago
Cool outfit. Though probably not the best for stealth warfare.
Smithpolly 6 months ago
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zombiemod 1 year ago
Was anyone else looking for FF13 info when they clicked on this?
TheBaka69 1 year ago
lets battle...if this was any funnier i'd be dead
bman462 1 year ago
I tried not to laugh. I think bacon came out of my head from trying to hold my laughter in.
Clap4meBitch 2 years ago
I think I just shat myself laughing.
ANONtkakes 2 years ago
lolwut?
TheSantangeloo 2 years ago
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i watched this movie at W W W . TV-Video . us
angleablheer 2 years ago
I laughed for like 10 minutes straight!!!!
AMAZING
Cvandw 2 years ago
I SHAT MY PANTS
o00o0o0o0o0o 2 years ago
OMG there was a hyand behind you maybe its a ghost (im not being serious)
omennemo363 2 years ago
lol
iamamannow 2 years ago
Real Ultimate Power and Ghost/Aliens are my 2 fav books OF ALL TIME.
Plox Earl Hamburger do a Audiobook for for us.
dryzenga 2 years ago
I now know I can make bacon come out of peoples eyes
DrTravisto 3 years ago 5
WEE I WIN! :D
arrancartwin 3 years ago
i stared you in the eyes. and tried not laughing. fucking retard
tkat666 3 years ago
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hahahahaha faaaaaaaaaaaaaag get a life you nerd
zummad 3 years ago
HOLY SHITBALLS
neurocosm 3 years ago 2
this is amazing
LHCLEGION 3 years ago
2,666th view lol.
Demonman26 3 years ago
I was looking for psychic battle training! I keep hearing this loud purring sound coming from under the set cushions in my sex theater. I mean this shit is fucked up. Last time I checked under there, I saw this rubber vibrating machine with synthetic skin that's made to look like a real human structure. This confirms my suspicions that my own family is trying to teleport robots from the future. My ass can sense it.
Alarm4321 3 years ago 7
My name is Joey Meatball. I am currently dead, slain by Trey Hamburger and his mind tricks. I will defeat him in the near future. TREY HAMBURGER I WILL DECLARE YET ANOTHER PSYCHIC BATTLE!
Demonman26 3 years ago
I WIN :party:
RADBBADBRAD 3 years ago
hypnotising chickens isn't really that hard. I have done it many times. While in the trance they can be left as bait for ghosts/aliens. I am a REALLY REALLY intense dude, so intense that all the girls i tell this about get lost in my eyes and all the dudes I tell shit their pants with fear. We should make a really intense ghost/alien force over the internet and have super secret chat rooms.
Goshdangit69 3 years ago 3
Does that mean I won the psychic battle? Nothing oozed out of MY mouth or MY brain! Surely that means I am the winner!
Huzzah! I am the champion!
BentFarfel 3 years ago 3
Thanks so much for the psychic battle training. A strange gurgling sound has also appeared in my area and I am currently forming my own elite group/team of very intense dudes to deal with the possibility of a ghost/alien. I've been doing push-ups/crunches ALL DAY, now it's time for me to chill. Tomorrow, we're going to work on the hypnosis of ducks/chickens.
PHCArschloch 3 years ago
Didn't your mother teach you not to stare?
jthomaspsychic 3 years ago
man I almost beat you...
though my eyes were slightly poppin out in the beginning...
O_O"
secretsoftheninjas 3 years ago
dude, is that a strip of bacon coming out of his head at 1:30?
ItsaUFOduh 3 years ago
What are you--a damn meat lawyer?
GHOSTSALIENS 3 years ago 4
probably since most meat lawyers are having a hard time finding jobs with this economy, they are also strong psychic warriors
richardcx14 3 years ago
@GHOSTSALIENS I've never laughed so much at a comment in my life.
SassyBobcat 1 day ago
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FUCK HEAD
stanley03061973 3 years ago
The student has become the master.
rpm2004 3 years ago
It seems to me that you were nearly caught in an inter-dimensional cheese web.
ShackieChan 3 years ago
hahaha WTF
Vektruscen 3 years ago
hahahaha
PrintNameHere 3 years ago
Trey, your book is profoundly retarded and retardedly profound. I just bought a bunch of copies of Ghosts/Aliens and sent them to all my friends. People need to realize that these floating towels and dead grandpas popping up ARE REAL.
mistermister999 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL
rafamurray007 3 years ago
TURKEY BURGERSS!!!!11O1N1E1
SDRockman 3 years ago
Oh man, that was intense.
sonobovich 3 years ago
i owned my self HARD with this self reflecting monitor for those floating compasses
xan452k06 3 years ago
If a dude moans in the forest and there is no one there to hear him, did he really moan?
The answer is not on page 128...
johnhemingway8686 3 years ago
Just finished the book. Great job.
boinky333 3 years ago
whoa there, calm down tiger!!
chumpytaco 3 years ago
HAHA! I beat you! I'm a real ninja and paranormal detective. You should put me in charge of the Elite Fighting Force or at least 2nd in command.
KlassyKamikaze 3 years ago
HAHahaha that was pure awesome...
hectorflamebo 3 years ago