Umbridge And The Centaurs-HQ(OOTP)

[77J]

Sometimes I don't know exactly who I hate more: Bellatrix Lestrange or Dolores Jane Umbridge.

[Katia334455]

She just got gang raped by a bunch of centaurs



[zsnfld]

@TheAgent181 sure..but I mean which english accent is that?

[TheAgent181]

WOOT ARE YOU DOING? I AM SENIOR UNDER SECRETARY DELORIS JANE UMBRIDGE! LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[Lordofthepastries]

Sorry Professor...it has JUST been REVOKED!

[toonslifer]

I love protego!

[satan163]

i like how she screams no ENOUGH!!!

[zsnfld]

@satan163 doesnt she scream "now enough"??

[JoeCoolFreeman]

Sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies.....when I saw this in theaters, EVERYONE cheered loudly at that line.

[supervegito2277]

attacked by the centaurs.... ehh no...

she gets raped...

like it or not but she gets raped and hermione damn well knows that.

[drplbiftin]

I wish her head was torn off slowly, the fucking cunt

[SerIsaacNewton]

@drplbiftin Eh, I think getting gang-raped by giant centaur dick is arguably the worse fate. After all, no matter how slowly her head is torn off she'd be dead in the end. What she experienced instead she has to live with for the rest of her life.

[ohargro]

the centaur was born from rape, and all they do is rape

umbridge got raped :(, just go look at the passage about her after the ordeal, definitely in rape trauma

[supervegito2277]

@ohargro cracked . com ftw.

[Thagomizer]

I've been needing to get my fix of impending centaur rape for a while.

[42underscored]

You gonna get raped.

[strtthshw]

I can never look at this scene the same again! D:

[roblesf77]

As creatures of near human intelaggence *arrow* *protego* how dare you !!! fithy half bread!!! *incarserous* favorite part =)

[antigon13]

Has anyone noticed? The scene repeats..when Harry and Hermione are in the forest and then Harry grabs her hand and says: "Hermione, Sirius!"

(That first happened in "the prisoner of "Azkaban")

[IndyCaos]

Imelda Staunton is so brillant in this movie. I loved her job on Dolores Umbridge.

[TheADETv]

00:54 I LOVE THE REST!!!! I LOVE UMBRIDGE!!!!!!! (or Dumbbridge)

[UrbanNinjaa1]

I love umbridge and this Scene!!!!!!!!!

[dudethproductions]

HQ? Rlly? Youtubers: don't kid yourselves.

[anyyany]

Hermione's such a Slytherin... I'm sure that if she weren't a Muggleborn that's where she would have been sorted.

[drplbiftin]

@anyyany how? she showed immense bravery here

[anyyany]

@drplbiftin It's not about bravery. It's about being cunning enough to do so. She really wanted Umbridge in trouble, so she got Umbridge in trouble. :D

[drplbiftin]

@anyyany yes but bravery is what makes you a Gryffindor.

And generally she's actually more of a Ravenclaw than anything else because of her brains.

[anyyany]

@drplbiftin Yes, it does make you a Gryffindor. But I still stand - Hermione is as much a Ravenclaw - for brains, a Slytherin - for cunning, a Hufflepuff - for loyalty, and a Gryffindor - for bravery.

[AlexViolaPlayer]

Did Umbidge use one of the unforgivable spells on the centuar

[greendayforever2k9]

@AlexViolaPlayer No she used the rope spell, incarcerous or something

[TopSpoofz]

@AlexViolaPlayer No the unforgivable spells are Avarda Kadavra Crucio and Imperio :)

[LurellePiano]

God, I hated Umbridge.

[greendayforever2k9]

Sorry professor, I must not tell lies. OWNED!!!!

[TheChristophermeloni]

Only an old white woman could pull off that act :)

[maxerAA]

When Harry said "I'm sorry professor, I must not tell lies," my friends and I went OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[ladybarbieharp]

Did you get my text? Well you didn't text me back!

[SerafiniAGaunt]

"I really hate children"

Children hate you too Umbridge

[reapingsoul543]

Ha ha ha! I suppose she got what she deserved. And Harry saying, "I'm sorry, professor. I must not tell lies." was hilarious. I really love Harry Potter, but I really hate Umbridge. Thank you for putting this scene on Youtube.

[DrsJacksonn]

Well, she was probably gangraped by those centaurs. First I felt bad for her, but it's pretty ugly to make children mutilate themselves. I mean, if they do it to themselves they're sent to therapy, but if they're forced to it's alright?

[partygirl209]

in the last movie, everytime she was on screen, i'd say 'bitch'!!

[lilcutie13100]

Whilst one Centaur was being attcked, the others were thinking of a comeback. Then they got one, in the form of Hagrid's bro, Grawp.

[hellbent18]

I really like Umbridge for some reason.

[OMGitsDSypl]

not really hq, huh?

[MissNaminette]

And then there was much coitus... :)

[giganotosaurus2000]

can you show what happens with here

[SHELBY10097ALEX]

The person who did her part is an awesome actress just saying

[TheWitchdoctr]

@SHELBY10097ALEX Yeah, she did succeed in making me hate her... almost as effectively as in the book...

[jeffgraham91]

@SHELBY10097ALEX Absolutely. Say what you will about the Harry Potter movies, but they are very well-acted.

[SHELBY10097ALEX]

I really hate children. I hate you too BITCH! Lol

[ToyStoryLotso23]

Poor Dolores Umbridge!

[popstarkitteh1]

But, she didn't marry Firenze! She's nothing compared to Joe Walker!

[Techno50]

Yep, karma's a b*tch

[orlandogirl213]

It's not a good idea to boss around a centaur or piss off a centaur. They're incredibly strong on their bodies and if they kick you, you're screwed.

[Aggie9921]

question up for debate, could she have stopped a bullet?

[shevdiam5]

beat her ass Centaurs beat her ass lol

[99horsesrock]

Thank you Centaurs!

I despise Umbrige!!!

[DarthZimmeris]

"Protego!

How DARE you?! Filthy half-breed!

Incarsarus!"

[DarthZimmeris]

I hate to say it, but: Technically, I'm sure the crazy bitch Umbridge was well within her rights to cast that binding curse on the Centaur who attacked her. He tried to kill her outright, after she only slightly insulted him.

[DarthZimmeris]

"you know, I really hate children."

Yeah, Lady: We had some idea...

[Henckles]

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[zakznorf12]

they definetley raped her

[DarthZimmeris]

@zakznorf12 No, they didn't rape her... this is Harry Potter.

There is no rape.

They used her as a bargaining chip with the Ministry of Magic. She's a valuable hostage. And the Centaurs aren't savages.

[FuzzehPeach]

@DarthZimmeris it's myth that centaurs rape human women.. she totally could've been raped.

[zakznorf12]

ownd

[DarthZimmeris]

@zakznorf12 actually, i think it's more like:

pwned

[robertrodriguezfan]

When I first saw this in the theaters, everyone started applauding and cheering when umbridge got owned

[awkwardaustralian]

i love umbridge!

[krspaceT1]

Umbridge is a evil hag, and not in a good way!!!!!

[asianboiXXX]

Professor Trelawney tried to warn Umbridge of something "dark" in her future and it happened at the dark forrest....lol! Should have let Trelawney keep her job. Serves Umbridge right, that evil bitch!

[DarthZimmeris]

@asianboiXXX Prof. Trelawney is a very good woman. And she really is a Seer. True, she's only had a few genuine prophecies, but genuine they were. And her great great gandmother was a famous Seer. Sybil may be a bit... airy, but she's excellent.

[asianboiXXX]

@DarthZimmeris I agree that she is excellent. Umbridge underestimated her and she paid the price for it. If it weren't for Trelawney, nobody would've known about the prophecy of the chosen who will one day vanquish the dark lord.

[DarthZimmeris]

@asianboiXXX All too true.

"The One with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches. And the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal, be he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not."

:)

[DrangoWings]

ohh i'm soo happy that she gets owned by them all, bitch >x)

[Goji73]

2:23

One of Harry's best one-liners...

[cloudsotherchild]

honestly i dont see why she deserved being dragged off by half-breeds, having her wand smashed, more than likely tortured and beat, and be stripped of all her dignity. Its good that she turns out to be in the minestry, head of the department that weeds out halfys

[flamingbartman]

she got what she deserve,

[equcoe]

i wish something like that would happen to:

Dr Laura

Ann Coulter

Sarah Palin

Laura Bush

Barabara Bush

and a few other homophobic women :P

[nelsonmc93]

@equcoe

We're just watching a damn Harry Potter video. We don't need your political views

[etblanken15]

@equcoe

this is a video for discussions about this Harry Potter clip. Don't bring politics into these comments. It's unnecessary.

[NaiTaiDai]

Disgusting woman. It would have done her good to have her soul sucked out when she was putting innocent half-bloods on trial, wouldn't it?

If you ask me, SHE'S the filthy animal, right?

[astra4nn]

She gets her come-uppance here, haha! Walking into the Forest, calling the centaurs filthy half-breeds--not the smartest thing! Haha!

[Lonaart]

does anyone know if the song at 1:01 is in the soundtrack? if so, what is it called?

[commanderhamster]

2:26-2:32 : ha ha ha! arfter all the evil she has done , harry finnaly gets his revenge !

[Marko4562]

the spel is :"Incarceramus"

[Anotherworldofdust]

Its actually incarcerous. But  oh well.

[Marko4562]

is not true, the spell is called incarceramus, but pronounced incarcerous ... in fact when the voice on the Internet looking incarcerous and Google tells you: Did you mean: incarceramus...sorry if I write wrong but I am Italian

[Anotherworldofdust]

Yes but in the books it was spelt like that and had the same effect.

[cuchienonna]

you know...i really hate children. lol

[marklavery0810]

We need Umbridge in todays world! Awaiting the dark lords return

Umbridge should've killed Harry!

[ddddeeee653]

Umbridge is a great woman, stop the hate. She should have killed Harry there and then.

[OCFan222]

"Sorry Professor...I must not tell lies."

GO HARRY! She got what she deserved!

[jennieblue22]

"I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies."

BEST. LINES. EVER. (or at least very close to it)

[Thomazgutten]

Lol im sure he lies about he is sorry xD

[jennieblue22]

Umbridge: "Potter! Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!"

Potter: "I'm sorry, professor. I must not tell lies."

BEST LINES EVER from this scene :)

[Goshous]

One of the best lines in the history of movies, imo.

[xjquintessence]

and by the way, EAT DUNG, UMBRIDGE :D

[bond626007]

"I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies."

YES!!!! EAT THAT YOU BITCH

[bond626007]

BITCH YEAH GET HER

[LittleMissRequiem]

What was the spell Umbridge used on the centaur? I didn't quite make out the name.

[ItsUsxD]

Me neither... :P

"Incarcerus" is what it sounded like. ...?

[jennieblue22]

"Indecarcerus" is what I heard but I'm not sure...

[ItsUsxD]

I just looked it up in the book to make sure--

Incarcerous. :)

[Goshous]

That's what I heard too.

Does anyone have the book?

[jennieblue22]

I have the book - and it's "Incarcerous."

CONFIRMED! Thanks everyone :)

[Frankyyourpimp]

the witched would of owned all of them centurs!

[Paragon2XP]

"Im sorry professor....but I must not tell lies." lmfao clasic

[clamzcoolio]

have u been waiting for this moment? i know i have ; )

[pradeep2112]

pirated but good

[maxin11p]

She got owned and she deserved it.

[smoogirl]

i donno they only carried her off, they might not actually have killed her but rather made her so shamed she didn't want to show her face in Hogwarts again :o

[theminutepast]

She doesn't die. She's in Book 7.

[davidpholtz]

oh thanks for spoiling it thanks

[yheti08]

you should read the books before watching the movies anyways, the books are 1000x better

[mapledork729]

Hmmm all I know is that in the Book 5 Dumbodor excuse the bad name spelling, rescues her from the centurs. why? Because hes nice ^^

[spike445]

Imelda Stauton was BRILLIANT as Umbridge!

[Viceroy909]

FILTHY ANIMAL!!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

[eddieyyy3]

dang! she owned that centaur with "INCARCEROUS!!"

[BogeytheSupermonkey]

those centaurs should have drawn and quartered that evil pink toad!

[mapledork729]

People saying what happen to Umbrige after those filthy half breeds took her away :D it dose not explain in the movie, but in the book it has every detail and important thing that isnt explained in the movie. So if you want to know read the book. Its BEYOND better then the movie.

[electrifiedwaters]

Grawp's like wait a minute, you're not food

[xjquintessence]

darn right you are, i totally LOL-ed at the, "sorry professor, i must not tell lies." anyway, grawp is like, examining umbridge, later dropped her thinking, "oh sorry, i seem to have picked up something too disgusting to eat."

[kirkness333]

Bahaha. I want to be a wizard. :)

[iluvmufinz]

wat HP fan dsnt? =)

[lightwiz]

"HOW DARE YOU, FILTHY HALFBREED!"

[KevRus]

maaan, Imelda's delivery of that "I WILL. HAVE. ORDER." line is going to give me nightmares.

She's such a good Umbridge.

[johnplaystuba]

so... she clearly didn't die at the hands of the centaurs. so what happened? I mean, did they like, run a train over her? Was there some kind of... half-man horsecock gangbang before whoever it was rescued her? How does someone come back from that with their mind still intact?

[lourdesgirl101]

Um, I have no idea. Ask JK. I do know she came back for Dumbledore's funeral, and that she still was - shall I say - Voldemort's 'other evil twin'? She worked in the MOM which was under said 'twin's' control. So she never learned because she was in the department where they distinguished pure bloods and half bloods and Muggle borns.

[johnplaystuba]

What's even sicker is Harry mentioning Umbridge's patronus during those horrible witch-trial-esque questionings. He said something like her patronus was so easily conjured because this scene - half bloods alone and frightened - was one of her happiest thoughts. Sadistic.

[FuckShitBoloxHaHa]

yh ur right o.0

[GodSaveThePeople101]

I always thought that Ronan trampled her. I mean, in the book he carries her away and then they hear a lot of hoofsteps.

[FuckShitBoloxHaHa]

looooooooooooooooooool u and ur shenanigans

[liveforlife2494]

"I'm sorry, Professor. I MUST NOT TELL LIES!"

Hah! PERFECT!

[kagomefan101]

"I'm sorry professor, I must not tell lies"

[auditionlover101]

that was my fave scene for umbridge being attacked! amazing! shes a bitch..

[bohemianchick411]

Finally! The old bitch gets whats coming to her!

[Viceroy909]

Is she yelling this?

[Viceroy909]

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AAAAM!! XDXDXD

[KillingPatience]

damn, they dont have the random bit: 'HERMY WHERE HAGGER!?" lolz

[pdiddy200]

dumbledore made a mistake he let that ugly fat bitch which is also a asshole unbridge is BAD

[mapledork729]

O_O loser lol. I wanna see you try to be an Umbrige she did a good job. so fail :D and fail at grammar.

[animems]

Umbridge is such a *%#*%^@#$#%!$!!!!!!!

[comedyfan2080]

God i HATE that fat ugly ass birch Umbridge.

She got wat she deserved.

I wish it coulda shown those centaurs tear her limb from limb in front of Harry and Hermione

[comedyfan2080]

fat ugly ass bitch* Umbridge

[jediking12]

Dumbledore let that Bitch teach at Hogwarts?

[ExpialidociousDuck]

Omg ... Umbridge is so scary :s

[ElizabethSparrow1990]

Bye Bye Professor Umbitch.

[jediking12]

To:ElizabethSparrow1990:

You call her that too?

[ElizabethSparrow1990]

Yes I do call her that too

[jediking12]

she is a bitch

[ElizabethSparrow1990]

Yes she is and she looks like a watermelon

[jediking12]

You should see a pic of her on Nasubionna's Harry Potter Tarot Site

[ElizabethSparrow1990]

What does it look like?

[UnfaithfulLioness]

Best scene EVAR >D

[sspdirect02]

She got what she deserved!

[bloodprincess800]

those centaurs are frikin awesome!

[siriusxxjamesxx]

oh god, she IS a bitch. imagine that woman being your mother! harry's fucking awesome though! "I'm sorry, professor, I must not tell lies." Bamm. love him.

[jnpapa]

i <3 her

[noxiouscaitsith]

one thing though...it would've been nice to give the centaurs voices...cause they kinda do sound like creatures of near human intelligence. they're just making horse noises.

[noxiouscaitsith]

i must say...she plays umbridge really well. especially this scene.

[Tyler8711]

I WISH I COULD DO THAT...i loved the movie...this is one on the best parts

[LightSacul]

Umbridge maybe is a bitch but is very powerfoul, she doesn´t use black magic and she still being dangerous with thouse spells. But aparently................... she´s like a sycho LOL

[ThomasAnime]

Is this the last scene of Umbridge in the film?

[boggs35]

love this scene.

i love hermione in the books, but i also love how the films have tweaked her slightly, made her a bit tougher...how she rached to help the centuars instead of standing back in fear.

[thhy]

Lol when Grawp has Umbridge dangling and all the centaurs crowd below Umbridge looks like a pinata! >;)

[jlmww]

I seriously doubt she has candy inside, but I wanna break her open anyway, just in case.

[VOCASSS]

How dare you? Filthy half-breed...:)

[ThomasAnime]

Umbridge: Potter, do something! Tell them I mean no harm!

Harry: I'm sorry, professor. I must not tell lies.

Umbridge's method on Harry now backfires on her, quite ironic. It serves her right.