Technically, laser is concentrated photons traveling in parallel lines, not atoms nor any of the atom's components, so there can never be a nuclear "lazor."
my lazor would cut tru the rip of time and space and pierce tru all the universes galaxy and it will create a cern black hole to the galaxy so it could turn inside out and life in the universes universes universes is completely impossible even for zinc or a grasshopper or plankton,anddjtntblaze ur soo perverted.....freakazoid
(illegally ftw :p), but how do i make mine look like urs when its charging his laser, it looks like i has different hues in the color, and hazey/foggy which i dont even know how to make it look like that :\
firing mah laz0r... like a boss
Arthedes 1 month ago
Nuke Da Whoop, Much? .w.
ashpikachu360 2 months ago
hes a farmer in malaysia...
igorpro21 4 months ago
This is nothing. I've seen a lazor which destroyed a whole planet! And I'm not talking the Death Star here...
kopackjm 5 months ago
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!! spongebob: WHAT THE FUU- BOOOOM
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Xyos321 1 year ago
Thats my Lazor! >:D .. The Newklear-Lazor!
Nevvklear 1 year ago
and that's how they ended world war 2.
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GODPRINGLES 1 year ago
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
JoEl8415 1 year ago
hey can somebody tell me what is this "ima firin my laser" shit? cause I've seen like 3 or 4 vids with this line...
jerfimuzumaki 1 year ago
@jerfimuzumaki old internet viral
realcelestialphoenix 1 year ago 4
@realcelestialphoenix always wondered, its come from where? :o
rada660 9 months ago
@jerfimuzumaki because thats what his line is and that my boys and girls is how the earth was born with shoop da whoop firen his lazar
7bones2000 11 months ago
DR OCTAGONAPUS!
luckyirishxxx 1 year ago
lolololol i was so lololololol >:O olololo i count take it :)
killerdariukas 1 year ago
sounds like water, looks like water, but it's a laser. hm....
RereAndRerun 1 year ago
Epic Nuke
TheTerminatorT813 1 year ago
so not epic
hawkeye2k5 1 year ago
nah the lazor has to fill the mouth... it's pure energy all fighting to get out... forced out. That's too precise
duploman1000 1 year ago
where do u get the special effect?
Megapro506 1 year ago
@Megapro506 the sound and video are ripped from youtube- google 'vdownloader'
realcelestialphoenix 1 year ago
Technically, laser is concentrated photons traveling in parallel lines, not atoms nor any of the atom's components, so there can never be a nuclear "lazor."
...
Except that one.
Thamer4life 1 year ago
YOU FAIL
IRussianBOOM 1 year ago
Rozal Ham Nirif Amml is a much better laz0r.
Sybren356 1 year ago
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my lazor would cut tru the rip of time and space and pierce tru all the universes galaxy and it will create a cern black hole to the galaxy so it could turn inside out and life in the universes universes universes is completely impossible even for zinc or a grasshopper or plankton,anddjtntblaze ur soo perverted.....freakazoid
itachifireball 2 years ago
My Laz0r destroys all existence and nothingness.
Sybren356 1 year ago
no, nothing can destroy chuck norris!
iamamenlala 1 year ago
my lazer cuts through earth so fast, it goes at warp speed
truenarutofan100 2 years ago
meh laz0r is equal to taht of teh mudkipz.
uchihanaruto6 2 years ago
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my cumshot is my lazor.
djtntblaze 2 years ago
yet another pathetic looser bragging on the intetnet becuase the olny women he's seen naked is his mother....
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago 19
Pwned!
WWFATTITUDEERAFAN 2 years ago 3
@realcelestialphoenix
damn, dude that was cold
Djinnfest 1 year ago
@realcelestialphoenix fuck you.
deadhitter1 1 year ago
ChuckNorris has his own LAZOR you know lol
His wipes the floor with other ones
Fear0912345 2 years ago
my lazer goes around the earth until it clashes with chuck norris's roundhouse kick and alters all space and time! biggest pwnge ever! ;DD
pataky24 2 years ago 13
@pataky24 no more chuck norris jokes..there old.
thuk12345678 1 year ago
@thuk12345678 lol i posted that 10 months ago... when they werent old haha
pataky24 1 year ago
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alexwohlbruck1 3 months ago
@pataky24 but it didn't.
alexwohlbruck1 3 months ago
my lazer makes a portal through time
alittlebigstory 2 years ago
....well...my lazer rips to time...pwn..lol. Epic Lazar though =D
synysterlud 2 years ago
Oh please, the actual lazor would do much, much more damage.
KandtheS 2 years ago 9
Made me lol.Nice job. xD
TheBuxxx 2 years ago
you should use a clip from '' D-Gray Man '' Ep 4 or 5 a blue beam destroys an entire city ^^
SimonFluxx 2 years ago
didn't know about them when i made this- or i would of used it
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
ma noooooo, il classico "bwuaaaarghhhhh!!!" ci stava molto meglio
tamarro17 2 years ago
Di certo
Trad : But noooooo , the classic "bwuaaaarghhhhh!!!" fitted better
Surely.
RebGenesis 2 years ago
Nothing can defeat, the Quad Lazer. Lol jk
Insaniac12 2 years ago
fail the lazor shot looked pathetic
battledude46v2 2 years ago
ok-let's see you do better
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
lol owned nuclear bomb!!!!!!
Allen913369 2 years ago
lol the lazar vs a chuck norris roundhouse kick?
pkemr4 2 years ago
lol-probably...
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
a hole would rip in the universe....
IMMAPIGMASK111 2 years ago
ppl stop telling that chuck noris lazer is powerful this is the most powerful
iTsKoNvIcT 2 years ago
lol
tophalo3newz 2 years ago
um ur wrong the most powerfull lazor is the chuck norris lazor cause after he fires it theres nothing left
oscaptain2 2 years ago
Rainbow, a Rainbow. Take me on the heavens and tell me, I am best!
gugocappet 2 years ago
the heavens say 'fire your lazor!'
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
Nukalazer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cool!
Xzynorqui 2 years ago 2
brilliant idea for the title- thanks!
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
your welcome :)
Xzynorqui 2 years ago
nuke lazor
K1ng0fn3rds 2 years ago 2
Imma firin mah lazor!!!!!!! (lazor) WTF BOOM!
kelpokelp 2 years ago 2
lol
Baboonaiih 2 years ago
awesome! that is one powerful lazor!!!!
bfgsupreme 2 years ago
lazah ftw !
FernandoArezes 2 years ago
fuck yeah
no idea of ftw is;
but fuck yeah!!
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
ftw = for the win lulz :D
FernandoArezes 2 years ago
ha ha epic!
thanks
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
does it no meen f*** the world?
O_O
ChiwiMonteBhoy 2 years ago
thats what i thought
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
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dragonschampion 2 years ago 2
lol
i hate bob
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
Epic?
dragonschampion 2 years ago
This will happen if World War III begins.
Zeonark 2 years ago
mabye i should invest in some sunglasses- so i'm not blinded by laz0r?
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
Change laz0r to epicness and this statement has been approved by the internet.
Zeonark 2 years ago
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SiSaSalbeiBrot 2 years ago
he did the atom bomb!
usbfuse 2 years ago
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IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH
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good one
roflcopter908 2 years ago 2
That explosion would really go well with an advance wars fart...
mongrelhead1 2 years ago
lol
awesome idea!!
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
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nemesis0778 2 years ago
lol
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
ummm y are you sending me a freind invite if i only made a big shoop da whoop?
if it's so you can mock me then
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nemesis0778 2 years ago
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Kingofdudes08 2 years ago 2
i'll admit the charging was AWESOME! and the voice was great, but the tiny lazer that came out was... disappointing
dwmcwoooot3 2 years ago
i'm working on a new one- lazor is at least 5X the size of this one!!
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
holy shit
videokid513 2 years ago
o_o...did u animate that? and i think its better with the original but im not saying THIS doesnt kick ass
ShadowKid118 2 years ago 2
yeah, i animated this one
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAA!!!
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warlord90210 2 years ago 3
rofl
realcelestialphoenix 2 years ago
SHOOP DAH WHOOP
PrayneSlayer 3 years ago 3
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getfuckedagain 3 years ago
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
FI233touch 3 years ago 3
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAA!!!
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INEEDZALL 3 years ago 2
What the Fu... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
scizorset 3 years ago
nice sfx
simonbelmont281 3 years ago
AWESOME!
Brendan31 3 years ago
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MaximumCarnag3 3 years ago
the mother of all lazerz....
john3023021 3 years ago 4
KaBOOM!!!
Jonno8825 3 years ago 5
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blazerz144 3 years ago 6
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nightelvesreasy 3 years ago 12
btw check my version i made before you told me how to do the fog/haze plz
pranksmaster 3 years ago 2
sure!
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago
omfggg so nice, the lazer was AWESOME , omg so cool, ...5 stars, and what program did you use to do tht?
pranksmaster 3 years ago 5
thanks-
i used flash to anmate the lazor, and then windows movie maker to add sound and the nuke.
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago
where do i download flash?
pranksmaster 3 years ago 4
dude how did u get those auras in such high quality :\, mine looks like a cartoon XD
pranksmaster 3 years ago 3
do all the animation on the stage (so no animated symbols ect)- and export as an .avi video clip- instead of an animated .gif
(i have no idea where my previous comment went- just google macromedia flash professional 8)
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago
btw i got flash and its registered
(illegally ftw :p), but how do i make mine look like urs when its charging his laser, it looks like i has different hues in the color, and hazey/foggy which i dont even know how to make it look like that :\
pranksmaster 3 years ago 3
mines the same- got the code off ebay for £5
-used it loads of times!
you need to open the colour menu/mixer (above the libary)- and set the type to 'radial'.
then use the colour bar (second from bottom) to add different colours to the gradient.
to create the haze/fog- set the 'alpha' settings on one bit to 100, and the other bit to 0.
hope it helps
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago
thx, and btw you could have looked for the serial number on youtube, XD
pranksmaster 3 years ago 2
lol!-i was using flash even before i had heard of youtube!
realcelestialphoenix 3 years ago