I had smoked on a Tuesday and my boss calls me on wed saying I have to take a dt on fri, so i had three days to prepare I drank 3 gallons of water (its possible) I peed a lot, and I bought a root called "Palo azul" they sell it Mexican meat markets, but it works
I drank the 3 gallons of water then boiled another gallon with the roots in there, drank that the day of the test 2 hours before and passed.
They make that tea in Mexico to clear out your system when your sick or anything in your system.
1) Go to the bathroom at home before your appointment 2) Insert catheter 3) Fill bladder with other urine/saline solution 4) Go to appointment 5) Get something to treat the UTI you're about to get. 6) Win
I know people who drank bleach, battery acid, etc. in very small amounts. I DO NOT recommend this dumb & stupid way...I've also known people who drank their own piss & girlfriends piss, put it this way...I've seen some crazy stuff. But when I was in a place where drug test were random, I've seen people smoke & a few hours after drink tons of water & pass. Of course every one body is different, fat cells, metabolism, etc. But water helps & coffee, a mild diuretic...helps you urinate more, etc.
wat if i am 5'10" 120 lbs. super fast metabolism, very active all the time. stopped smoking for only 36 hours before test. within the first 24 hours i did a couple extremmmme workouts and sweated a shit load. like never before. i pissed like 10 pure clean times that day. i happened to get sick that night before the test (throwup, diahria) all night. and i sweated alot. before the test i drank as much water as my weak stomach cud take. my piss was normal color for the test. think i passed ?????
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i dont even know when my po is gonna test me she may or may not anytime she talks to me but i cant stop smoking!!! but fortunately if i pass my tests i only have 3 more months to go
Okay if smoked 1.5gs like 2 weeks ago then I had a drug test today and took 4 asprins and a shit ton of water an 1 b4 the test do u think I would pass?? Cuz manswers said it would be fine
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I wanna use a flush but i heard dont do that cus it will show up as your tryna hide something ! and i heard dont use fake pee either cus you'l get caught ! So wtf do i do ?
look its easy go to smoke shop and pay 50 bucks or 30 for small bottle of dr greens agent x its fake pee works 100% im a truck driver and have used in for years even the fbi could not detect it in there own lab!!!!!
these people aren't helping bro, try diuretics. Diuretics are pills that help you not to retain water. Before your UA take one or two with a shitload of water. They will make you pee alot and it will be clear but the water isnt staying in your system long enough to gather any toxins from your blood. I use a brand called miccil i buy right across the border and you might find it online, but it works!! I'm a daily smoker 5'11 240 pounds.
im about to start probation tuesday. for 12 months, tests every tuesday, 11 pm curfew, cant leave the state. smh, im onli 17 and this shit has been hard as hell to have to look forward too
If you smoked that day your nest bet is to say you can't go or are to nervous and they may give you a saliva test which is terrible at detecting weed, just brush your teeth beforehand, not just you're teeth but your cheeks, gums, tongue etc. But if you smoked the day of and they piss test you you're screwed
Dude, the best way is to buy synthetic piss, detox drinks DON'T WORK. I know.
Use duct tape and the warmer packet and tape it to tour leg, it's uncomfortable as hell but it's better than jail. Experiment first, you don't want the temp. to high or to low.
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i smoked 6 joints with tabacco and a little weed i have drug test in 2 weeks i work out most of the time and drink plenty of water green tea cranberry juice iv already took a home thc test and passed but its the oil rigs am getting the job ,will i be ok in 15 days
@MrMrnewsom It depends. A lot of ecstasy on the street nowadays is cut with all kinds of bullshit. If it's pure MDMA, I would say 3-5 days max. There are a lot of factors that can vary how long it will show. But, I would say in a few days you will be most likely good to go. The day of your test, piss at least a few times before you go. When you take the test, start pissing in the toilet and then fill the cup "mid stream" and then finish in the toilet again. Hope this helps, good luck.
If you dilute your urine with water, you have to make sure your creatine and specific gravity levels are high enough. Take creatine supplements 3-4 days before and up until your test, and on the day of your test drink bottles of gatorade with a tablespoon of salt added to each bottle (to raise specific gravity).
yo im in fl and got it for 120 days im 15 and got 2 bogus fellones cause i eat my stash on cam in school and its radom testing , 6 pm crew few, and if i violate and 21 days,and if i get one more fellone i get 120 days in jail.so i stop weed it was hard, been clean for a 35 days and i was smoking all day no lie since i was 12 and started smoking sence i was late 9 years old in 4th grade and if iam lieing im dieing,cus i live in the woods in fl so dont risk it just stop and start wen you are off
Damn bro i got the same fucking problem. I just cant stop smoking an im bout to have my first drug test for probation on friday and i smoked today cause it was my 16th birthday. What the fuck do i do?!
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@ownman420 i kno its so fucking annoying and they can search are rooms anytime they want once my provbation officer searched my room and he found a empty ciggrete pack and i got violated for that and locked up and if u fail the drug test for nicotine thats a violation and i got a fucking 5 o clock curfew everyday so adults got it easier than juviniles
@ownman420 i kno its so fucking annoying and they can search are rooms anytime they want once my provbation officer searched my room and he found a empty ciggrete pack and i got violated for that and locked up and if u fail the drug test for nicotine thats a violation and i got a fucking 5 o clock curfew everyday so adults got it easier than juviniles
please wen i was a juvenile I wuld just tell em' i can't p standin' up n den i wuld go to da stall n dip da cup inda water wait a cuple of seconds n den pee a lil on top of dat water to giv it warmth n color by da time he's checkin it out the test has already TESTED the water n ur already passing even if a lil line comes up they wont take yu to jail b cuz they have to give u the benefit of the doubt plus u can b like o I was around it this weekend n not necessarily get into trouble...
I passed a test after 1 day of smoking.You wont find Clense and detox supplements at GNC.They come in tea and pill form and cleans it out of your system.you will feel like shit well its going through your system.Another trick is to drink enough water to your urinating every 2-5 minutes and your piss is clear then you'll pass.Clear piss is clean piss.These are the trade secrets of the Maine-iacs.Home the Northern Lights and frost purple haze.we never take it from the man.were like rogue ants.
never,never...eva eva eva eva accept probation!just go to trial and pay attention to whether the witness show's up or plantiff.then take the last deal.Probation is for suckers and you never get off it unless you rat or your the 1 percent that actually completes it.Those flush kits are strait trash and they only mask your piss with carbs,but they could run it through a lab bang you.What you do is go to a health food store and buy clense and detox supplements.Drink real cranberry and green tea.
It's not hard to complete probation just take a break from weed and do other drugs or stay clean. It's not that hard. when u get off you can smoke however much you want and you won't have any tolerance
@MISSdirection1992 really what makes you think anyone on here is trying to go by grammar anyways??? are you a retard? i mean would you correct your homegirls text what is it with people like you? are you an english teacher? what makes you queen of youtube?
what the fuck are you talking about? you just tried to correct me you fucking retard.What is it with people like me?People like me get fed up with dumb people that don't know how to spell a simple word like "sure".It's fucking elementary shit,it just annoys "people like me" to the point we cannot control ourselves.Who knows,maybe It's helping a person in the future from looking like an ignorant fool.
And even worse,there is a spell check on almost all computers these days.And I wouldn't correct my homegirls text because on a phone(I assume that's what you mean be "text")it's understandable to abbreviate.Dumbass
@MISSdirection1992 okok so we are all dumbasses correct? yet your the one with no life on here correcting peoples spelling on a social site...like texting...myspace...facebook....all are used by youngsters such as yourself and the majority abreviate and spell incorrectly...but instead of worry about us why dont you worry about yourself if it makes you that angry then maybe you should fix the problem and killyourself...phone computer what is the difference nowadays dumbass...also...
@MISSdirection1992 YOUTUBE DOESNT HAVE SPELL CHECK YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT who told you that anyways? and what becuz you have "good grammar" you have the right to belittle other people by correcting them all day? do you get paid to do that? then i guess it isnt your job...dumbass little punks thinking they know more pisses me off i guess id take my common sence and live longer then you...a nerdy gamer...can you do ANYTHING in REALITY...???????
@MISSdirection1992 o yea and i corrected you becuz just becuz he spelled it that way doesnt mean you spell it the same way while correcting him..."sure does'nt have an H"
If your probation officer calls you in make up some bull shit and try to buy yourself 3 hours. Take 2 tbsp of baking soda and a bunch of watter. I havnt tried it on probation but i tried it on a drug counseling class and it worked. My friend told me this method beacuse his meth addict uncle tought him this way. After you drink the baking soda piss a couple times. But ill tell you right now when you fart it will be liquidy gas. Its nasty but try to keep the shit in and you should be good. Gud luk
dude i got the answer i am also on probation and im a raging pothead go to a smokeshop and ask for happy shaman herbs it doesnt show up in piss cuz it has thb in it lol and its flavored and fucks u up its not as good as real bud but trust me buddy its better than being sober
@parkourdude923 nah i havent smokedd since i posted it..but does it take longer to flush out edibles or smoke...???either way i did both any advice lol
everybody is gonna say just dont smoke. theres no point. is getting high for a few shitty hours constantly paranoid worth going to jail? no. man up and dont smoke
@dubwisetribe i only smoke once in awhile now. theres really no point in smoking a bunch of times every day. i'm fine with once or twice a week. i'm keeping it low so its easier and faster to flush out my system just in case
best advice to pass your drug tests is just dont smoke i smoked weed everyday all day before i got on probation and now i been on probation for 4 months and havent even took had a hit of it since before i got on and i got 2 months left its been hard but pays off in the end to get outta the courthouse
i dont no how they do in usa but in uk i take piss from my brother and tape it to my leg,but u hjave to warm it up and the jar u piss in can tell the temp too,or other one is water and tea bag,works a treat
dude i passed a real probation drug test in 2 days and i was smoking everyday. and i think this could work in a day but don't hold me 2 it. You just drink a shitload of water and cranberry juice. and the night before and the morning of the drug test take 2 shots of distilled white vinegar "if fucking sick but its the key point to making sure you pass a drug test". any question reply to me
@cs201pc i smoked a fat gram 3 days ago and i still got 3 weeks left.i need to pass this drug test..any advice reply asap please ill appreciate it..thanks
OH..if you are worried, it is completely all herbal, plus it adds creatine witch they DO check those levels to see if you tried to dilute your test. People sometimes think that by drinking boatloads of water helps, but it doesn't. In fact, it can hurt you. I always keep a bottle around for those "last minute" scares. :) And it's cheap!
Hey, I feel your pain. I have to get random piss test from my pain mgnment Dr. because it is some FL BS law. I always keep a bottle of Herbal Clean(tm) Qcarbo plus with Elimnex. Drink it and take the four tabs that comes with it about an hour before your test and then drink at least 20oz of water. It only last for about 2-3hrs but it does work. :)
This guy sounds like a model citizen. No job. On probation. Still smoking pot. What a loser. Grow up man. Join the real world. Get a job, get off probation. Then worry about smoking pot.
@OI8APC2 Yea you're right about them making JWH-018 and other cannabanoids illegal. But there are probably many other variations of JWH-018 that could be synthesised to achieve the same effects. Point being, government will always be behind the curve. IF that makes any sense at all :)
@happypants07 Yeah, they have already made a new variation of it. Can't remember what it's called. If one is worried about failing a piss test for work, spend 30 bucks and get the synthetic urine. I got some last week and passed my drug test for my new job yesterday. I'll stick to the real herb until I find out more about the synthetic stuff. I do like K2 though. Its EXACTLY like smoking the most chronic pot in the world. One hit, quit.
@happypants07 The reason it's more powerful is pretty simple. It's a gangly chemical structure that binds to the cannabaniod receptors 4 times faster. I know someone that majored in chemistry and this is the explanation they gave me. And this person still chooses Mary Jane over it lol.
key thing is to remember that the ONLY way to botch a test is to dilute your piss under the 15n/g cut off level then replenish your creatine levels to mimic a natural working bladder. BTW is AZO STANDARD NOOOOT AZO CRANBERRY
im on probabtion too dude, i go in in a couple of hours for my drug test. I took 4 azo standards yesterday at 10am and drank about a gollon of water over the course of the day. Then this morning i woke up at 7 and started drinking unhealthy amounts of water and now my piss is almost clear. When it turns clear i will drink 2 diet vitamin waters to hopefully replenish creatine and restore color. BTw i quit smoking all together but got hammerd drunk 2 nights ago and took like 3 hits of some mid
Just cant get better!!...I was clean free of drugs...and yesterday I went out and smoke out a bong...fuckk!!! today they call me a job I got to go early tomarrow for possibly a drug test..
@happypants07 I fail the test,....i drank alot of water the Sturday and Sunday ,...early monday i took the test...and they said I was positive for Coke...and weed level were just enough where they would let me slide....I fucked up that same day i smoke Friday Night...from the bong...i had took some Bumbs...like a 40 bag...I had forgot about the caine.
apparantly now they test for the metabolte of cocain witch is detactable up to 30 days. I dont have to worry about that tho, i left the booger sugar alone a while back. Not to rain on your parade ofcourse :)
Def don't waste your money on those flush drinks or pills. Basically the only thing that works is diluting your urine, which is what the flush drinks do. Water is way cheaper though and if you take some B vitamins or multivitamins it will give your urine some color so they don't throw it out. THC is stored in fat cells so burning fat is a good, but not right before
Don't make videos when you're stoned you sound retarded and you rambled on for way too long.
@Setzer ill make a video stoned and sound smarter than you with a 4-year college education. Didn t your mamma ever tell you if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all. (really makes for a more enjoyable world) Thanks for reading CHUCH!!
@happypants07 I wasn't intending to be mean, I was only stating facts. The more concise your points are, the more powerful they are. Your comments are silly and pointless. I don't think that pot is necessarily addictive, and it should be made legal. However, if you're already on probation and you don't have enough sense to go without it you have a problem...
You can do the certo thing but they can tell you did it but thats better than popping positive... as far as same day test passing niacin aint gunna work neither will the detox drinks they will watch you to make sure ur not using a whizinator. so dude if you get called for a same day test and your in the middle of smoking or ahve recently smoked then i would do certo or just grab ur nutz and get ready to violate
all you gotta do is take AZO cranberry pills, drink lots of water-pure cranberry juice-and green tea,,exercise daily..take a multi-vitamin( like centrum)----do this for like 2-3 days and you should be good
@zombietodd69 Does sound good, but he was asking if he had THC in his system the SAME day or the PREVIOUS day, and what he can do... not 4 days ahead of time..
okay so i have a drug test coming up for military school on thursday, ive heard that they drug test you there and the last time ive smoked was on last wendsday.. i really need some advice because its only been 6 days since i last smoked, and that was 2 nics of reggie with some friends. any advice?
@therush2win dont send me that dumb shit dude. And btw they dont have a drug test for it yet where i live. You are aware that that each state has seperate laws right? Oh wait you probably werent listening in government
@happypants07 It's a good alternative. I don't care what anyone says. K2 and spice are fine to smoke. Only problem is, it will soon be illegal in every state and they are now developing field test kits for it and drug test kits for it. I give it about a year or two and it will be no different then pot.
I have been on rpobation since i was like 12 and I am 19 now the way I pass mine is drink water till you piss clear take four to eight time thwe amount of vitamn B then recommended daily value to add color and there you go I have neever failed a drug test in my life been smokin weed since I was 8
What I do is drink a bunch of water, take 1 shot of vinegar, and take 4 aspirin.... also take 4 vitamins a day(this will make your pee yellow).... If at all possible drop chlorinated bleach in the cup.... you can get a powdered form and keep it under your finger nail.
ok so i havent smoked in 16 days and i have a drug test this thursday. I need to know if anyone has used the herbal cleansing cocktail drink and if it works. Plz REPLY if not what ways could i do to clean my system out by this thursday
drink 1 1/2 to 2 gallons of water that day. Don't piss the first of your stream into the cut or the end of it because fat could be in that and that is where THC is stored. I have this work for me before a few years ago.
fuck man it been 16 days (and counting) since i last smoke a blunt! i been drinkin a gallon of water and i just been hoping for the best...im 5'7 and weigh 151...somebody reply for me!
im lookin to pass my test tommorow, i got a physical tommorow n my mom told the doctor to do a drug test as well. I smoked a week ago n started to panic, in the past 4 days ive cut 18 pounds, drinkin cranberry juice like crazy, i run 5 to 10 miles a day, n my mom's scale said im 6% body fat now, the key is to lose body fat, thats where the thc stores.
dude this is what i do...it kinda sucks and you might think its homo but it works...just get one of your friends or someone you work with that doesnt smoke to piss in a condom...take the condom and put it around your ball sack when you go to get a piss test pour it in the cup and ya fuckin passed hell yea!
fuck I quit for almost 9 months and now I got 11 days to go, and Im rollin the biggest blunt afterwards, fuck probation shit, just quit man it out, you'll still miss it but you wont crave it after a month of quittin
to help pass a UA its nice to stay healthy. exercise, don't eat fattening foods and drink plenty of water. this really helps clean out your system. but if you smoke the day of your UA your pretty much screwed.
I had smoked on a Tuesday and my boss calls me on wed saying I have to take a dt on fri, so i had three days to prepare I drank 3 gallons of water (its possible) I peed a lot, and I bought a root called "Palo azul" they sell it Mexican meat markets, but it works
I drank the 3 gallons of water then boiled another gallon with the roots in there, drank that the day of the test 2 hours before and passed.
They make that tea in Mexico to clear out your system when your sick or anything in your system.
SparkeyMonkey210 1 week ago
You burn our legal incense buds.
LegalHerbalIncense 2 weeks ago
One word "detox" I've used these pills right before probation drug test and bam. Pased with flying colors... this worked all the time for two years
puducy562713 2 weeks ago
1) Go to the bathroom at home before your appointment 2) Insert catheter 3) Fill bladder with other urine/saline solution 4) Go to appointment 5) Get something to treat the UTI you're about to get. 6) Win
1337shyt 3 weeks ago
I know people who drank bleach, battery acid, etc. in very small amounts. I DO NOT recommend this dumb & stupid way...I've also known people who drank their own piss & girlfriends piss, put it this way...I've seen some crazy stuff. But when I was in a place where drug test were random, I've seen people smoke & a few hours after drink tons of water & pass. Of course every one body is different, fat cells, metabolism, etc. But water helps & coffee, a mild diuretic...helps you urinate more, etc.
pitolove71 1 month ago
Vinigar drink 2 full cups then water after
jeremiah98jrg 1 month ago
Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhaaaaaaaaaaallee, exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalle xD
ElectriKoolAid420 1 month ago
I have one word for you my friend... "wizzinator" :)
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wat if i am 5'10" 120 lbs. super fast metabolism, very active all the time. stopped smoking for only 36 hours before test. within the first 24 hours i did a couple extremmmme workouts and sweated a shit load. like never before. i pissed like 10 pure clean times that day. i happened to get sick that night before the test (throwup, diahria) all night. and i sweated alot. before the test i drank as much water as my weak stomach cud take. my piss was normal color for the test. think i passed ?????
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SeatownGreen 2 months ago
This is what I do. I'm on paper to. I flush with baking soda and water.
Two level tablespoons warm water, about 32 ounces, drink, then drink 64 ounces of warm water.
You'll be diluted.
Then you want to drink a tall monster or rockstar, any kind of big energy drink.
Then your cool.
Peace out.
PhFriendly 2 months ago
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weedstir 3 months ago
do you get an automatic fail if your piss if too clear or too diluted?
jhybr1d 3 months ago
Yo just stop smoking
Pronugz 3 months ago
what do you to? piss in the cup then throw it in her face
NyYankeesRthaBesT 3 months ago
i dont even know when my po is gonna test me she may or may not anytime she talks to me but i cant stop smoking!!! but fortunately if i pass my tests i only have 3 more months to go
rollllllllllface 4 months ago
Okay if smoked 1.5gs like 2 weeks ago then I had a drug test today and took 4 asprins and a shit ton of water an 1 b4 the test do u think I would pass?? Cuz manswers said it would be fine
camomaster94 4 months ago
MY p iS GONNA got drug test in about 3 days wat the fuk di i do!!!!!1SMOKE ABOUT 3-4 TIMES A DAY EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS!!! HELLP MEEE
420DRIPZ 5 months ago
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lotasmokers 5 months ago
passyoururinetestdotcom
lotasmokers 5 months ago
Just start smoking Crank and fast forward the whole process. As a matter of fact.....start making crank......its cheaper that way.
2fastinthepast 5 months ago
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michavl12 6 months ago
I wanna use a flush but i heard dont do that cus it will show up as your tryna hide something ! and i heard dont use fake pee either cus you'l get caught ! So wtf do i do ?
aljforever01 6 months ago
look its easy go to smoke shop and pay 50 bucks or 30 for small bottle of dr greens agent x its fake pee works 100% im a truck driver and have used in for years even the fbi could not detect it in there own lab!!!!!
jbott614 6 months ago
LOL he said those fake dick things lmfao
rock23192 7 months ago
Am i fat? 5"3 140
Bkbravo96 7 months ago
haven't smoked in 4 days, drug test from my p.o. in 7 days, wish me luck!
NewMicroscopicOrder 7 months ago
these people aren't helping bro, try diuretics. Diuretics are pills that help you not to retain water. Before your UA take one or two with a shitload of water. They will make you pee alot and it will be clear but the water isnt staying in your system long enough to gather any toxins from your blood. I use a brand called miccil i buy right across the border and you might find it online, but it works!! I'm a daily smoker 5'11 240 pounds.
adrian0 7 months ago
5'2 and 170 lbs. . . YOU sir are one small fat fuck lol
playa4130 7 months ago
drug tests for marijuana is the stupidst thing i ever heard. i can't wait for mankind in hundreds of years from now to laugh at the stupid laws.
rollinnatchaaagg 7 months ago
Step 1: Make a clever Youtube name that involves drug-related paraphanalia such as ownman420.
Step 2: Ask all of the internet how you can pass your drug test (make sure to show ur face and include personal incriminating details).
Step 3: Cut your dick off.
Step 4: Shit in said cup and throw it at your PO.
Step 5: Run like hell.
Step 6: When you get caught whip your dick out (noone wants to tackle, let alone touch someone with their dick out).
Step 7: Hit whoever caught you with ur dick and run!
iVilliain 7 months ago
what i would do is don't smoke weed.
instead smoke tobacco and drink alcohol
ultimatebloonz2 7 months ago
statdetox worked for me,inexpensive and never failed
stevewins914 7 months ago
PALO AZULLLLL, AZOOO
chrisrlzhrdcore 8 months ago
Stop smoking weed best u can do if u really need to get that weed high smoke insense that mr nice guy crap. Does the same thing as weed
jahskl10 8 months ago
stock up on those pills
brando4343 8 months ago
im about to start probation tuesday. for 12 months, tests every tuesday, 11 pm curfew, cant leave the state. smh, im onli 17 and this shit has been hard as hell to have to look forward too
meikd423 8 months ago
If you smoked that day your nest bet is to say you can't go or are to nervous and they may give you a saliva test which is terrible at detecting weed, just brush your teeth beforehand, not just you're teeth but your cheeks, gums, tongue etc. But if you smoked the day of and they piss test you you're screwed
MisterImpreza 8 months ago
Don't answer the phone. DOH.
Dude, the best way is to buy synthetic piss, detox drinks DON'T WORK. I know.
Use duct tape and the warmer packet and tape it to tour leg, it's uncomfortable as hell but it's better than jail. Experiment first, you don't want the temp. to high or to low.
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916bbphan 9 months ago
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NORTHERNcaliRAIDER 9 months ago
@moosegoose we gotta chyll
kingsabeti23 9 months ago
i smoked 6 joints with tabacco and a little weed i have drug test in 2 weeks i work out most of the time and drink plenty of water green tea cranberry juice iv already took a home thc test and passed but its the oil rigs am getting the job ,will i be ok in 15 days
verve2011 9 months ago
Drink some vinegar that shit works
MoneyyMakiinVontee 9 months ago
Ok how long does extasy stay in ure boby,I really need to know so somebody hit me up & tell me ok ???
MrMrnewsom 9 months ago
@MrMrnewsom It depends. A lot of ecstasy on the street nowadays is cut with all kinds of bullshit. If it's pure MDMA, I would say 3-5 days max. There are a lot of factors that can vary how long it will show. But, I would say in a few days you will be most likely good to go. The day of your test, piss at least a few times before you go. When you take the test, start pissing in the toilet and then fill the cup "mid stream" and then finish in the toilet again. Hope this helps, good luck.
whatnamesnottakenyet 9 months ago
If you dilute your urine with water, you have to make sure your creatine and specific gravity levels are high enough. Take creatine supplements 3-4 days before and up until your test, and on the day of your test drink bottles of gatorade with a tablespoon of salt added to each bottle (to raise specific gravity).
MrJas1991 10 months ago
yo im in fl and got it for 120 days im 15 and got 2 bogus fellones cause i eat my stash on cam in school and its radom testing , 6 pm crew few, and if i violate and 21 days,and if i get one more fellone i get 120 days in jail.so i stop weed it was hard, been clean for a 35 days and i was smoking all day no lie since i was 12 and started smoking sence i was late 9 years old in 4th grade and if iam lieing im dieing,cus i live in the woods in fl so dont risk it just stop and start wen you are off
MuseGoons 10 months ago
Damn bro i got the same fucking problem. I just cant stop smoking an im bout to have my first drug test for probation on friday and i smoked today cause it was my 16th birthday. What the fuck do i do?!
gmoney742 10 months ago
@gmoney742 well watch part II.
ownman420 10 months ago
@gmoney742 I have the answer to your problem and it really works and it is not some nasty taisting BS . go to my website and click the e book tab at the top of the page. You can pass for under ten bucks my friend late night in the midlands dot com
michavl12 6 months ago
@gmoney742 sae hereeee!!!!!! how haass it helped u out? wut did u do bruh ?!?!? u gotta help me out hereeee...
BIgObelmont650 5 months ago
@gmoney742 you cant stop smoking...lol
jl287771 4 months ago
@gmoney742 DRINK VINEGAR & WATER MAN!!! 4-5 OUNCES OF IT.
Snowman374th 1 month ago
So wuts da best way to do dis shit, cuz i gotta take a piss test for my po n i only got 8 days!!
806makaveli806 10 months ago
@806makaveli806 go watch Part II
ownman420 10 months ago
you guys are fucking lucky juvinile probation officers drug test us randomley and if we fail we get locked bak up
rwhi95 10 months ago 4
@rwhi95 thats bs. it really makes me pissed as hell that you can still goto jail for bud smh
ownman420 10 months ago
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rwhi95 10 months ago
@ownman420 i kno its so fucking annoying and they can search are rooms anytime they want once my provbation officer searched my room and he found a empty ciggrete pack and i got violated for that and locked up and if u fail the drug test for nicotine thats a violation and i got a fucking 5 o clock curfew everyday so adults got it easier than juviniles
rwhi95 10 months ago
@Thats untrue, bullshit.
SuperAaronturner 10 months ago
@SuperAaronturner im serious thats how it is in Virgnia
rwhi95 10 months ago
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@ownman420 i kno its so fucking annoying and they can search are rooms anytime they want once my provbation officer searched my room and he found a empty ciggrete pack and i got violated for that and locked up and if u fail the drug test for nicotine thats a violation and i got a fucking 5 o clock curfew everyday so adults got it easier than juviniles
rwhi95 10 months ago
please wen i was a juvenile I wuld just tell em' i can't p standin' up n den i wuld go to da stall n dip da cup inda water wait a cuple of seconds n den pee a lil on top of dat water to giv it warmth n color by da time he's checkin it out the test has already TESTED the water n ur already passing even if a lil line comes up they wont take yu to jail b cuz they have to give u the benefit of the doubt plus u can b like o I was around it this weekend n not necessarily get into trouble...
emil2269 5 months ago
I passed a test after 1 day of smoking.You wont find Clense and detox supplements at GNC.They come in tea and pill form and cleans it out of your system.you will feel like shit well its going through your system.Another trick is to drink enough water to your urinating every 2-5 minutes and your piss is clear then you'll pass.Clear piss is clean piss.These are the trade secrets of the Maine-iacs.Home the Northern Lights and frost purple haze.we never take it from the man.were like rogue ants.
TuckerTheInsolent 11 months ago
never,never...eva eva eva eva accept probation!just go to trial and pay attention to whether the witness show's up or plantiff.then take the last deal.Probation is for suckers and you never get off it unless you rat or your the 1 percent that actually completes it.Those flush kits are strait trash and they only mask your piss with carbs,but they could run it through a lab bang you.What you do is go to a health food store and buy clense and detox supplements.Drink real cranberry and green tea.
TuckerTheInsolent 11 months ago
@TuckerTheInsolent
It's not hard to complete probation just take a break from weed and do other drugs or stay clean. It's not that hard. when u get off you can smoke however much you want and you won't have any tolerance
MrJas1991 9 months ago
But it does not get it out of your system it blocks it for a little while. And make shure you take a few pisses before you go to the P.O.
mastermanutube 11 months ago
@mastermanutube
shure doesn't have an "h" in it.
MISSdirection1992 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 would'nt you mean "sure" doesnt have an "h" in it...
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
@ripcabrinigreen
I was spelling it like he did,duh.
And if you want to get technical,doesn't has an ' in it.
MISSdirection1992 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 really what makes you think anyone on here is trying to go by grammar anyways??? are you a retard? i mean would you correct your homegirls text what is it with people like you? are you an english teacher? what makes you queen of youtube?
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
@ripcabrinigreen
what the fuck are you talking about? you just tried to correct me you fucking retard.What is it with people like me?People like me get fed up with dumb people that don't know how to spell a simple word like "sure".It's fucking elementary shit,it just annoys "people like me" to the point we cannot control ourselves.Who knows,maybe It's helping a person in the future from looking like an ignorant fool.
MISSdirection1992 11 months ago
@ripcabrinigreen
And even worse,there is a spell check on almost all computers these days.And I wouldn't correct my homegirls text because on a phone(I assume that's what you mean be "text")it's understandable to abbreviate.Dumbass
MISSdirection1992 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 okok so we are all dumbasses correct? yet your the one with no life on here correcting peoples spelling on a social site...like texting...myspace...facebook....all are used by youngsters such as yourself and the majority abreviate and spell incorrectly...but instead of worry about us why dont you worry about yourself if it makes you that angry then maybe you should fix the problem and killyourself...phone computer what is the difference nowadays dumbass...also...
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 YOUTUBE DOESNT HAVE SPELL CHECK YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT who told you that anyways? and what becuz you have "good grammar" you have the right to belittle other people by correcting them all day? do you get paid to do that? then i guess it isnt your job...dumbass little punks thinking they know more pisses me off i guess id take my common sence and live longer then you...a nerdy gamer...can you do ANYTHING in REALITY...???????
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 o yea and i corrected you becuz just becuz he spelled it that way doesnt mean you spell it the same way while correcting him..."sure does'nt have an H"
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
@ripcabrinigreen
Please just shut up.
MISSdirection1992 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 you know its true miss.1992 ;) i bet your a pretty girl....
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
@ripcabrinigreen
you mean "I bet YOU'RE a pretty girl." ;)
MISSdirection1992 11 months ago
@MISSdirection1992 no no i meant you should try fitting your head up your ass and see if it fits....
ripcabrinigreen 11 months ago
If your probation officer calls you in make up some bull shit and try to buy yourself 3 hours. Take 2 tbsp of baking soda and a bunch of watter. I havnt tried it on probation but i tried it on a drug counseling class and it worked. My friend told me this method beacuse his meth addict uncle tought him this way. After you drink the baking soda piss a couple times. But ill tell you right now when you fart it will be liquidy gas. Its nasty but try to keep the shit in and you should be good. Gud luk
mastermanutube 11 months ago
you are too fine Don;t smoke dude //// no better thing then a chicken wing
cfuget 11 months ago
fukk that i SMokes LOL
princess24084 11 months ago
oh thats the jam
thebestcindiella 1 year ago
dude i got the answer i am also on probation and im a raging pothead go to a smokeshop and ask for happy shaman herbs it doesnt show up in piss cuz it has thb in it lol and its flavored and fucks u up its not as good as real bud but trust me buddy its better than being sober
TheSlackerdude 1 year ago
@parkourdude923 nah i havent smokedd since i posted it..but does it take longer to flush out edibles or smoke...???either way i did both any advice lol
Ghostkilla360sf4 1 year ago
if u smoke that day it takes 6 hour for it to come up on a test
billyhoe100 1 year ago
everybody is gonna say just dont smoke. theres no point. is getting high for a few shitty hours constantly paranoid worth going to jail? no. man up and dont smoke
dubwisetribe 1 year ago
@dubwisetribe i only smoke once in awhile now. theres really no point in smoking a bunch of times every day. i'm fine with once or twice a week. i'm keeping it low so its easier and faster to flush out my system just in case
ownman420 1 year ago
@ownman420 does it take longer to flush out edibles or smoke...???
Ghostkilla360sf4 1 year ago
detox drink get em for like 40 dollars flushis ur system out
titansforlife1 1 year ago
how can i pass a drug test i smoked 2 grams about a week ago and i still got 30 days plese help me out...reply asap thanks...its a urine test
Ghostkilla360sf4 1 year ago
best advice to pass your drug tests is just dont smoke i smoked weed everyday all day before i got on probation and now i been on probation for 4 months and havent even took had a hit of it since before i got on and i got 2 months left its been hard but pays off in the end to get outta the courthouse
IAMSB55 1 year ago
other then the wizzinator...i have no clue bro..im in the same situation yu are tho man..i feel yu..12 more months :l
home420grown 1 year ago
i smoked a fat gram 3 days ago and i still got 3 weeks left.i need to pass this drug test..any advice reply asap please ill appreciate it..thanks
Ghostkilla360sf4 1 year ago
i dont no how they do in usa but in uk i take piss from my brother and tape it to my leg,but u hjave to warm it up and the jar u piss in can tell the temp too,or other one is water and tea bag,works a treat
manxdude1 1 year ago
dude i passed a real probation drug test in 2 days and i was smoking everyday. and i think this could work in a day but don't hold me 2 it. You just drink a shitload of water and cranberry juice. and the night before and the morning of the drug test take 2 shots of distilled white vinegar "if fucking sick but its the key point to making sure you pass a drug test". any question reply to me
cs201pc 1 year ago
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@cs201pc i smoked a fat gram 3 days ago and i still got 3 weeks left.i need to pass this drug test..any advice reply asap please ill appreciate it..thanks
Ghostkilla360sf4 1 year ago
GO WATCH PARTY ROCKERS EP6!
ownman420 1 year ago
why would u put this on youtube?!! what if the po sees this. DUMMY!
BXQLI 1 year ago
8 OZ DRUG TEST KIT SAFE HOME USE
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odom311 1 year ago
@odom311 keep that in your freezer an you good to go
odom311 1 year ago
OH..if you are worried, it is completely all herbal, plus it adds creatine witch they DO check those levels to see if you tried to dilute your test. People sometimes think that by drinking boatloads of water helps, but it doesn't. In fact, it can hurt you. I always keep a bottle around for those "last minute" scares. :) And it's cheap!
fieryredterp 1 year ago
Hey, I feel your pain. I have to get random piss test from my pain mgnment Dr. because it is some FL BS law. I always keep a bottle of Herbal Clean(tm) Qcarbo plus with Elimnex. Drink it and take the four tabs that comes with it about an hour before your test and then drink at least 20oz of water. It only last for about 2-3hrs but it does work. :)
fieryredterp 1 year ago
dude this is no help bro
limons1 1 year ago
@limons1 watch part II
ownman420 1 year ago
.... Pray?
sliky539 1 year ago
This guy sounds like a model citizen. No job. On probation. Still smoking pot. What a loser. Grow up man. Join the real world. Get a job, get off probation. Then worry about smoking pot.
OI8APC2 1 year ago
@OI8APC2 lol I would have to agree
happypants07 1 year ago
@OI8APC2 Yea you're right about them making JWH-018 and other cannabanoids illegal. But there are probably many other variations of JWH-018 that could be synthesised to achieve the same effects. Point being, government will always be behind the curve. IF that makes any sense at all :)
happypants07 1 year ago
@happypants07 Yeah, they have already made a new variation of it. Can't remember what it's called. If one is worried about failing a piss test for work, spend 30 bucks and get the synthetic urine. I got some last week and passed my drug test for my new job yesterday. I'll stick to the real herb until I find out more about the synthetic stuff. I do like K2 though. Its EXACTLY like smoking the most chronic pot in the world. One hit, quit.
OI8APC2 1 year ago
@happypants07 The reason it's more powerful is pretty simple. It's a gangly chemical structure that binds to the cannabaniod receptors 4 times faster. I know someone that majored in chemistry and this is the explanation they gave me. And this person still chooses Mary Jane over it lol.
happypants07 1 year ago
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odom311 1 year ago
you cant there is no why you can pass it the same day
Ibarhim123 1 year ago
@parkourdude923 how much were you smoking before hand??
happypants07 1 year ago
key thing is to remember that the ONLY way to botch a test is to dilute your piss under the 15n/g cut off level then replenish your creatine levels to mimic a natural working bladder. BTW is AZO STANDARD NOOOOT AZO CRANBERRY
happypants07 1 year ago
im on probabtion too dude, i go in in a couple of hours for my drug test. I took 4 azo standards yesterday at 10am and drank about a gollon of water over the course of the day. Then this morning i woke up at 7 and started drinking unhealthy amounts of water and now my piss is almost clear. When it turns clear i will drink 2 diet vitamin waters to hopefully replenish creatine and restore color. BTw i quit smoking all together but got hammerd drunk 2 nights ago and took like 3 hits of some mid
happypants07 1 year ago
Just cant get better!!...I was clean free of drugs...and yesterday I went out and smoke out a bong...fuckk!!! today they call me a job I got to go early tomarrow for possibly a drug test..
Planetbinxs 1 year ago
@Planetbinxs dam sounds like my bad luck. How did it go?
happypants07 1 year ago
@happypants07 I fail the test,....i drank alot of water the Sturday and Sunday ,...early monday i took the test...and they said I was positive for Coke...and weed level were just enough where they would let me slide....I fucked up that same day i smoke Friday Night...from the bong...i had took some Bumbs...like a 40 bag...I had forgot about the caine.
Planetbinxs 1 year ago
@Planetbinxs dam man that sucks. I hate to see people failing drug tests. Its amazing to me the lengths they go to to catch people slippin with drugs
happypants07 1 year ago
apparantly now they test for the metabolte of cocain witch is detactable up to 30 days. I dont have to worry about that tho, i left the booger sugar alone a while back. Not to rain on your parade ofcourse :)
happypants07 1 year ago
stop smoking
sk8er4ever0101 1 year ago
guzzle water and vitamins, dilute and color, all you can do
beautifuldisasternee 1 year ago 2
LMAO fake dick things that pisses for you and shit. so funny
IIISaUcYIII 1 year ago
you stop smoking it wont kill you dummy.....
jvwsaysehh24 1 year ago
@jvwsaysehh24 Smoking weed doesn't kill you either.
ChrisCaelanThomas 1 year ago
Don't smoke pot, that's obvious...
Def don't waste your money on those flush drinks or pills. Basically the only thing that works is diluting your urine, which is what the flush drinks do. Water is way cheaper though and if you take some B vitamins or multivitamins it will give your urine some color so they don't throw it out. THC is stored in fat cells so burning fat is a good, but not right before
Don't make videos when you're stoned you sound retarded and you rambled on for way too long.
Setzer 1 year ago
@Setzer ill make a video stoned and sound smarter than you with a 4-year college education. Didn t your mamma ever tell you if you dont have anything nice to say dont say it at all. (really makes for a more enjoyable world) Thanks for reading CHUCH!!
happypants07 1 year ago
@happypants07 I wasn't intending to be mean, I was only stating facts. The more concise your points are, the more powerful they are. Your comments are silly and pointless. I don't think that pot is necessarily addictive, and it should be made legal. However, if you're already on probation and you don't have enough sense to go without it you have a problem...
Setzer 1 year ago
@Setzer Alright i don't wanna turn this into debate class
happypants07 1 year ago
You can do the certo thing but they can tell you did it but thats better than popping positive... as far as same day test passing niacin aint gunna work neither will the detox drinks they will watch you to make sure ur not using a whizinator. so dude if you get called for a same day test and your in the middle of smoking or ahve recently smoked then i would do certo or just grab ur nutz and get ready to violate
blindtheye 1 year ago
all you gotta do is take AZO cranberry pills, drink lots of water-pure cranberry juice-and green tea,,exercise daily..take a multi-vitamin( like centrum)----do this for like 2-3 days and you should be good
zombietodd69 1 year ago
@zombietodd69 Does sound good, but he was asking if he had THC in his system the SAME day or the PREVIOUS day, and what he can do... not 4 days ahead of time..
iiLLNEz88 1 year ago
mmmyum
trey6645454 1 year ago
okay so i have a drug test coming up for military school on thursday, ive heard that they drug test you there and the last time ive smoked was on last wendsday.. i really need some advice because its only been 6 days since i last smoked, and that was 2 nics of reggie with some friends. any advice?
hunt4lif3 1 year ago
Don't smoke weed DUR. Smoke spice instead, it's legal :)
cheetahinstripes 1 year ago
@cheetahinstripes only dumb asses smoke spice..
sHaNeAlLeN91 1 year ago 9
@sHaNeAlLeN91 i smoke spice on the daily and my dumbass isnt in jail...whaduya say to that?
happypants07 1 year ago
@happypants07 OK for starters just rember this....your a dumb ass..........for
1.they have drug test for k2
2.only dumb ass smoke k2
3.now i no y your such a dumb ass you smoked your self retarded
therush2win 1 year ago
@therush2win dont send me that dumb shit dude. And btw they dont have a drug test for it yet where i live. You are aware that that each state has seperate laws right? Oh wait you probably werent listening in government
happypants07 1 year ago
@happypants07 It's a good alternative. I don't care what anyone says. K2 and spice are fine to smoke. Only problem is, it will soon be illegal in every state and they are now developing field test kits for it and drug test kits for it. I give it about a year or two and it will be no different then pot.
OI8APC2 1 year ago
@sHaNeAlLeN91 yah not just that thay have drug test for k2 now
therush2win 1 year ago
@sHaNeAlLeN91 Yeah and only dumb asses smoke weed so there you go.
cheetahinstripes 1 year ago
@cheetahinstripes then why would you be watching a video having anything to do with weed?
sHaNeAlLeN91 1 year ago
@sHaNeAlLeN91 Cos I think stoners are endearingly funny and adorable :)
cheetahinstripes 1 year ago
@cheetahinstripes What are you...3?
FuckYourCouchNig 1 year ago
@FuckYourCouchNig No i'm 17
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cheetahinstripes 1 year ago
I have been on rpobation since i was like 12 and I am 19 now the way I pass mine is drink water till you piss clear take four to eight time thwe amount of vitamn B then recommended daily value to add color and there you go I have neever failed a drug test in my life been smokin weed since I was 8
Boonecartel 1 year ago
I have searched the internet in and out trying to find methods and the only method that i know that works i got from this website
uafree.info
It gives you a full walkthough on how to pass that ua that is coming up and it doesn't only get you clean it brings success to your life.
UAFree1 1 year ago
whizzonator is your only hope
donkeyface69 2 years ago
masterbate,,,,, trust me it works..
im doing it right now.. ima pass it
killarmy100800 2 years ago
sure jell/certo its jeltin you mix two packets in a 32 oz gatorade and jug it and ur piss wil be clear cause of the jeltin
kelvinphan09 2 years ago
ya man thats a good way my sister did that while on probation
josephhammer01 2 years ago
What I do is drink a bunch of water, take 1 shot of vinegar, and take 4 aspirin.... also take 4 vitamins a day(this will make your pee yellow).... If at all possible drop chlorinated bleach in the cup.... you can get a powdered form and keep it under your finger nail.
dylanfink 2 years ago
@dylanfink hahaah sounds like you're a seasond drug-test botcher. Good shit
happypants07 1 year ago
ok so i havent smoked in 16 days and i have a drug test this thursday. I need to know if anyone has used the herbal cleansing cocktail drink and if it works. Plz REPLY if not what ways could i do to clean my system out by this thursday
sleek462 2 years ago
drink 1 1/2 to 2 gallons of water that day. Don't piss the first of your stream into the cut or the end of it because fat could be in that and that is where THC is stored. I have this work for me before a few years ago.
synmatik 2 years ago
fuck man it been 16 days (and counting) since i last smoke a blunt! i been drinkin a gallon of water and i just been hoping for the best...im 5'7 and weigh 151...somebody reply for me!
badabingcorporatemob 2 years ago
i think you be good, if u smoked everyday before you quiti might not,
WVliberty 2 years ago
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GoldenPlatinumSTEEL 2 years ago 2
im lookin to pass my test tommorow, i got a physical tommorow n my mom told the doctor to do a drug test as well. I smoked a week ago n started to panic, in the past 4 days ive cut 18 pounds, drinkin cranberry juice like crazy, i run 5 to 10 miles a day, n my mom's scale said im 6% body fat now, the key is to lose body fat, thats where the thc stores.
nmceagles07 2 years ago
@nmeagles07
whats the cranberry juice for?
killarmy100800 2 years ago
dude this is what i do...it kinda sucks and you might think its homo but it works...just get one of your friends or someone you work with that doesnt smoke to piss in a condom...take the condom and put it around your ball sack when you go to get a piss test pour it in the cup and ya fuckin passed hell yea!
realsexy022 2 years ago
fuck I quit for almost 9 months and now I got 11 days to go, and Im rollin the biggest blunt afterwards, fuck probation shit, just quit man it out, you'll still miss it but you wont crave it after a month of quittin
shthd84 2 years ago
to help pass a UA its nice to stay healthy. exercise, don't eat fattening foods and drink plenty of water. this really helps clean out your system. but if you smoke the day of your UA your pretty much screwed.
bueno720 2 years ago
cypress hill!!!!
bigc1494 2 years ago
well if i fail my drug test 3 times i get 7 weeks so this is going to be hard i get random drug test
butfucker12 2 years ago