I cannot watch this without laughing! I sent it to a couple of friends and they dont find it funny at all, but I gave myself a headache from laughing to much.
if this was broadcast in america SOME PEOPLE would be like YAY A THREE w00t in your face mofo, then the contestants go i have an eight/nine. then americans like WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF omg then throw their remote at 70 inch screen and then suddenly regret it. THAT is why it is BRITISH/(maybe irish, i not know) ONLY!!!!
You think this show is boring? If Countdown came to the United States, it would fail miserably because personally, it's way too hard for the average American.
Afternoon to countdown! An emo contestant, threw him in, threw him in, threw him in.. And out pops a magic fairy. I'd like to be, a beach.. Oh! AW! Wand and suddenly, wand and suddenly, sitting here in the moment in the champions chair, and out pops a magic fairy! Oh! Said play football, ball, ball, ball.
Dictionary corner, has traditionlly been a haven of, magic fairy. And I will stand by the board, stand by the board, What is on, what is on, what, what what what, Reindeer, Reindeer.
Haha, I always thought he used to say "Stand by the boat." Which I found to be even funnier as it made no sense whatsoever. Glad someone could understand his accent XD
STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-DRAOB-YB-EHT-DNATS-(I busted out laughing on that part LOL) 1:15 - 1:24
Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board *gibberish*
The most surreal moment for me is when the letters reverse themselves as the clock strikes 29 seconds, and des's twitchy hand signal. This is as good as a Chris Morris edit
The hand tools still used by gardeners originated with the earliest agricultural implements used by man: the spade, the garden hoe, the pitchfork, the garden fork, the garden rake and the plough. The earliest tools were made of wood, flint and bone. The development of metal working, first in copper and later in iron and steel, enabled the manufacture of more durable tools. Industrial metalworking enabled the manufacture of cutting tools, including pruning shears, grass shears and secateurs.
2-3,000,000 viewers is BIG for UK TV. A hit TV show with loads of marketing on mainstream channels would struggle with 5,000,000. A good example would be that X Factor garbage.
No, that's not really a good example to be honest. X-Factor gets 9-10 million viewers. Besides, X-Factor is on at prime time on a populist channel, Countdown in an afternoon graveyard slot on a minority channel. Perhaps what I should have said was, Countdown is popular in its slot, which is very true. Alexander Armstrong should be interesting...
"It has traditionally been a haven for MAGIC FAIRIES."
"DE HEH HEH HEH"
basketballman33 3 weeks ago
i dont get this youtube poop stuff cos iv seen a lot and only this one is funny to me
all about 1:01 so fuckin funny
skidwangle 5 months ago
@skidwangle It's not for everyone, that's for sure. :)
ttmab7 3 months ago
@skidwangle The good ones are hard to find
TheLightningStalker 2 months ago
More like a countdown of Epic Poop-ortions. It's awesome!
BFDIFAN9001 5 months ago
0:01 Its not Russian Countdown, isnt it? Hahaha :) Good work mate
TVSpikey 5 months ago
1:21 'Northern Vurl Mez'
TVSpikey 5 months ago
AND OUT POPS A MAGIC FAIRY
xAmRDeUcEx 6 months ago 3
Glitched Des O Conner for the win.
BearorBust 7 months ago
Hahaha genius!
kdum8 7 months ago
StaNnd by the board, stand by tge board!
fogwatch 8 months ago
its like countdown japan
matthewlewis01 11 months ago
One of the best poops I've seen. My eyes were flooded with tears as I watched this at work.
MrCharlesWindsor 1 year ago
Dictionary corner...has traditionally been a haven of/magic fairyDEHEHEHEDDEEEH!
WeaselKing1000 1 year ago 4
this is classic and awesome
meroxis 1 year ago
Looks like what you'd get if Max Headroom went on an acid trip...
thelyniezian 1 year ago
I don't find it boring. It's like numeracy and literacy made fun.
MrAirbusDude 1 year ago
this must be what the programme's like for people who watch it while on acid!
TheTommiesTheBand 1 year ago
And out pops a magic fairy.
Punisher106 1 year ago 4
what software do you use to make videos like this?
twigwidge 1 year ago
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Nakkinenukka 1 year ago
" Has been traditionally a haven of -- MAGICKGK FAIERRY!
Nakkinenukka 1 year ago
hahaha! 1:00 :D
captainsimon1 1 year ago
The randomness during the countdown made me lol-And out pops a magic fairy-OHHHHH!
Blader2600 1 year ago
300th rater, and 5 STARS, BOO YAH
comradsausage23 2 years ago
borrrrrrr
borrrr
borr
borrrrrr
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
billyh88uk 2 years ago
this was SOOO random but i laughed so hard
terryTaliban1 2 years ago
I could see that clock ear rape coming, but it still made me laugh so hard.
theguycalledchris 2 years ago 4
MAGIC FAIRY
Shadowhog 2 years ago
The best part was 1:54
beavorpigs 2 years ago
terryfing
jamesq5rq4eq3wq 2 years ago
I'd like to be.. A beach.
I cannot watch this without laughing! I sent it to a couple of friends and they dont find it funny at all, but I gave myself a headache from laughing to much.
Bladdy brilliant! XD
Kujraine 2 years ago 5
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sailorneptune2222 2 years ago
A youtube poop of Countdown? Awesome!
tokuanimecitvguy 2 years ago
ohh
Coffeecrab 2 years ago
id like to be . a bitch XD
wolfas4life 2 years ago
1:26
Oooh.
GREGMAX111 2 years ago 4
And out pops a magic emo.
Nintega94 2 years ago 3
1:49 is by far the best part....
placy5 2 years ago 2
if this was broadcast in america SOME PEOPLE would be like YAY A THREE w00t in your face mofo, then the contestants go i have an eight/nine. then americans like WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF omg then throw their remote at 70 inch screen and then suddenly regret it. THAT is why it is BRITISH/(maybe irish, i not know) ONLY!!!!
0054up 2 years ago
She understand it at 1:15
TekkStyleBooii 2 years ago
Stand by the board.
Catpan, you can thank whoever started the tennis match for me subscribing to you.
PKFlashBeta 2 years ago
You think this show is boring? If Countdown came to the United States, it would fail miserably because personally, it's way too hard for the average American.
PriceRight89 2 years ago 52
you are right, most Americans are pretty stupid
haircub 2 years ago 6
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silentkiller102 1 year ago
lol he eats you at the end
zero0teen 2 years ago 4
lol at the end
OcramSilem 2 years ago 2
Stand by the board, Stan by the board XD
Raxoris 2 years ago
- I'd like to be.... a bitch
- ooooooh
LOL
fanoultimatev2 2 years ago 4
*the magic fairy pops out of my jeans* AAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHH! *covers self and runs out of the Dictionary Corner*
selbydate16 2 years ago
Afternoon to countdown! An emo contestant, threw him in, threw him in, threw him in.. And out pops a magic fairy. I'd like to be, a beach.. Oh! AW! Wand and suddenly, wand and suddenly, sitting here in the moment in the champions chair, and out pops a magic fairy! Oh! Said play football, ball, ball, ball.
Dictionary corner, has traditionlly been a haven of, magic fairy. And I will stand by the board, stand by the board, What is on, what is on, what, what what what, Reindeer, Reindeer.
Jock12 2 years ago
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Jock12 2 years ago
I'd like to be, a bitch..
FrogTesticle 2 years ago 2
Stand By The Board,
Stand By The Board,
Stand By The Board,
Stand By The Board,
Stand By The Board,
Stand By The Board,
Stand By The Board,
BlahBlahYouWho 2 years ago 4
and out pops a magic fairy
MisplacedSamurai 2 years ago 2
Stand by the board, stand by the board
theguycalledchris 2 years ago 2
I don't know why, but 1:00 to 1:03 makes me laugh til I cry each time. Brilliance!!!
mikeyroller 2 years ago 6
same as part 2, im in tears :-)))
OspreyCZ 2 years ago 3
BOR
Jock12 2 years ago
And out pops a magic fairy. :D
ricuw11 2 years ago 5
If channel 4 broadcasted this version of countdown, i'd watch it.
GhostReconGuy 2 years ago 21
Man this is epic! Good video!
NAEAN 2 years ago
great : )
OspreyCZ 2 years ago
my reaction as follows:
"ooh!"
justcomments 2 years ago 4
OoooooooH XD lol 5/5
Dannon0 2 years ago
And out pops a magic fairy!
loluntilmypie 2 years ago 4
What editing software do you use?
soulofshiver 2 years ago
So funny!
Stacktovic845 2 years ago
stand by the board!
stand by the board
R3ble123 2 years ago
Haha, I always thought he used to say "Stand by the boat." Which I found to be even funnier as it made no sense whatsoever. Glad someone could understand his accent XD
DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago
I can see how it would be both!
selbydate16 2 years ago
At least someone does, Haha. Many thanks for your comment :D
DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago
he dosen't have an accent.
the language is English,so someone from England has no accent when speaking it,unless it's a regional one.
Vault101Reject 2 years ago
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DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago
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DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago
@ Vault101Reject
ಠ_ಠ
DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago
hahaha you removed 2 replies! hahaha!
harleybristowabc 2 years ago
What can I say? It's hard to type when you've been drinking.
DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago 3
If you speak at all, you speak with an accent.
tenchimuyo69 2 years ago 4
AND OUT POPS A MAGICK FAERIE
raiga1324 2 years ago
Why did I have to take a drink at 1:14
Stand by the board! and the ear rape countdown...More poop please :)
5/5!
grahammoorhead 2 years ago
Great
NeverSaySandwich1 2 years ago
I think the reason this show is so popular over here is because all the OAPs watch channel 4 and can't get up to change the channel.
EscapeAndEvasion 2 years ago
It's a witch that wishes to be a bitch.
hkfreak 2 years ago
Of all the things to poop...
This is awesome.
ReloadPsi 2 years ago
"I'd like to be, a beetch"
"ooooh"
lol
DarthBane123 2 years ago
@ DarthBane123 That's gotta be my favorite part XD
DragonSlayerOmega 2 years ago
0:47 Gwonam XD
Triforcedemon911 2 years ago
when the clock starts its like carol and the other guy are trying to put them off lol
fredandmish4ever 2 years ago
lol, the ending was fricking creepy.
he ate us D:
GuitarMage77 2 years ago
Fairy?? Yuki Nagato?
LOL
DestinationAzarath 2 years ago 2
I would like to be... a beach.
Ohhh.
nanorayn 2 years ago
lol cant stop laughing at the hitler salute xD
R3ble123 2 years ago
Hitler salute? :P
ThankYouStayedHere 2 years ago
Where is it? :S
selbydate16 2 years ago
OMFG, feels like ive been winded, laughed so hard
R3ble123 2 years ago
STAND BY THE BOARD!
Rathalos300 2 years ago
Best part: 0:00 - 1:53.
Ianprower 2 years ago 2
STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-STAND-BY-THE-BOARD-DRAOB-YB-EHT-DNATS-(I busted out laughing on that part LOL) 1:15 - 1:24
Darude55 2 years ago
and out pops a magic fairy BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Estryarkk 2 years ago 3
bbbbbbbbbbbb
bluemar00n 2 years ago
IND OWT PAWPZ EH MAHJEEK FAYRYY
dAMike2468 2 years ago 4
When the beginning was playing my hand automatically pressed subscribe.
retroman51 2 years ago 2
AND THEN POPS A MAGIC FAIRY
wedewdw 2 years ago 2
OHOHOHOHOHOHOH
CornIceProductions 2 years ago
AND OUT POPS A MAGIC FAIRY
CounterNerd 2 years ago
And out pops a magic fairy.
Fidmaster 2 years ago 3
its a witch
Itsuki would be the magic fairy
akumaten 2 years ago 3
Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board Stand by the board *gibberish*
klladude 2 years ago 5
You've done better than this.
LoogyHead 2 years ago
No duh. I made this, what, like a year ago?
captpan6 2 years ago 2
Well shit. why did it pop up on my subscriptions tab then? now I feel like a dumbass.
probably am
LoogyHead 2 years ago
Carol Vorderman is hot.
andrewrunagall 2 years ago
lol wen the clock reaches 2 seconds left lol
TW1STaL1CKY 2 years ago
Rival, schtand by the board
Stand by the board
*higher*
Rival, schtand by the board
Stand by the board
selbydate16 2 years ago
0:45 is my favourite bit.
selbydate16 2 years ago
And out pops a magic fairy.
*insert Yuki here*
pikaboy123 2 years ago
And out pops a magic faerie.
RabdonFilms 2 years ago 4
I now use the term 'magic fairy' all the time, much to my boyfriend' chagrin
selbydate16 2 years ago
I think 'maginc fairy' is a rather lovely way of talking about something completely different
selbydate16 2 years ago
neeed part 2!
MixerProductions 2 years ago
lol at 1:30
TanyoMonkey 2 years ago
My god I love the phenomenon called youtube Poop.
soulmman 2 years ago 3
if i could give a thousand thumbs up to that statement i would.
TheBlasstard 2 years ago
This is definitely one of the better-made ones
selbydate16 2 years ago
sooooooo funny! omg i cant breath! we want more!
goopro 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
no lie, this makes me piss myself every time i watch it.
the guy's face at 1:44 is classic.
stand by the board.
senate5050 3 years ago
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senate5050 3 years ago
hahah amazing
t0mmy9 3 years ago
is it me or has someone been smoking the wacky tabacco?
this is so cool!!!
chabambou 3 years ago
STAND BY THE BOARD
EvenGuy94 3 years ago
Oooh.
Homepie 2 years ago
"and out pops a magic fairy"
segasonic623 3 years ago 5
this is one of the funniest poops I've ever seen!
deluxeman123 3 years ago 3
Totally annoying
MrGrayish 3 years ago
1:47 was EPIC
NEED PART 2!!
MixerProductions 3 years ago
0:12 Countdown is an Russian game show??
FrogTesticle 3 years ago 4
ROFL
FrogTesticle 3 years ago
LMFAO
You must love Jam
doylefish 3 years ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH .... LOL
bigpaulothe1st 3 years ago
Wof woff a-afternun
Mopsen771 3 years ago 2
1:28 is amazing!
coyel 3 years ago
and out pops a magic fairy from his ass
jefferynero360 3 years ago
Excellent video. Doubles up as wank material too
daxyboyfuck 3 years ago
Que?
mixmunkidan 3 years ago
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Fuck you.
daxyboyfuck 3 years ago
He he, fuck.
mixmunkidan 3 years ago
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
daxyboyfuck 3 years ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk out pops a magic fairy
mixmunkidan 3 years ago
booooooooooh boooooooooooh baaaaah
THEPANTSWEREDEAD 3 years ago
you wank over carol vordaman??
BadBoyMcCoy 3 years ago
Totally
mixmunkidan 3 years ago
me 2 . she has lovely big hips and a curvy ass .
bigpaulothe1st 3 years ago
A countdown poop? wow youve got my subscription buddy
MixerProductions 3 years ago 7
"an eight...beach"
"how are you spelling that?"
"double L"
"its only one L"
haha funny random shit
ThroughTheAshesIRise 3 years ago 3
@ThroughTheAshesIRise *Derp face*
Punisher106 1 year ago
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this is disturbing
mrschrisc 3 years ago
stand by the board
stand by the board!
and then comes a magic fairy!
lol so funny
Itsthatkidchris17 3 years ago
I always hated this show but after watching this, Im alway at mind to think to poop this
GmodFTW123 3 years ago
OH.
sheps999 3 years ago
The most surreal moment for me is when the letters reverse themselves as the clock strikes 29 seconds, and des's twitchy hand signal. This is as good as a Chris Morris edit
PomBare 3 years ago
and out pops a magic fairy! xD
souperzombie 3 years ago
...and out pops a magic fairy!
pikaboy123 3 years ago 4
An 8... BEACH... and how'd you spell it? LL.
St4rdog 3 years ago
couldn't stop laughing my guts out!!!
BigHandInSky 3 years ago
fantastic!!! well done, that's really interesting!
brianmarkmcb 3 years ago
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captpan6
Countdown is not broadcast across Britain's television networks - it is shown on Channel 4 and More 4 only, two sides of the same coin.
Countdown gets 2-3 million viewers a day. I would not define that as popular.
Finally, you have WAY too much time on your hands because this video is the biggest load of shit I have ever seen.
Glad we got all that cleared up.
cambridgechris 3 years ago
The hand tools still used by gardeners originated with the earliest agricultural implements used by man: the spade, the garden hoe, the pitchfork, the garden fork, the garden rake and the plough. The earliest tools were made of wood, flint and bone. The development of metal working, first in copper and later in iron and steel, enabled the manufacture of more durable tools. Industrial metalworking enabled the manufacture of cutting tools, including pruning shears, grass shears and secateurs.
captpan6 3 years ago
Indeed ^_^
Nowacking 3 years ago
2-3,000,000 viewers is BIG for UK TV. A hit TV show with loads of marketing on mainstream channels would struggle with 5,000,000. A good example would be that X Factor garbage.
MysticalMash 3 years ago
No, that's not really a good example to be honest. X-Factor gets 9-10 million viewers. Besides, X-Factor is on at prime time on a populist channel, Countdown in an afternoon graveyard slot on a minority channel. Perhaps what I should have said was, Countdown is popular in its slot, which is very true. Alexander Armstrong should be interesting...
cambridgechris 3 years ago
Dictionary corner has traditionally been a haven of... MAGIC FAIRY.
0nyyx 3 years ago
If u pause it at 1:02 Carol Vorderman kinda looks like Lois Griffin of Family Guy
pantheracer2 3 years ago
This is the funniest video ive watched on utube
5 STARS!
FAVE BIT: Stand by the board
pantheracer2 3 years ago
Stand by the board!
Cheese8787 3 years ago
PAHAHAHAHA that cracked me up XD
YayForkyFreak 3 years ago
very funny made me laugh bu how did you do it
hamster2166 3 years ago
and out pops amagic fairy.
funniest poop eva
metayoshi9 3 years ago 3
I never thought i'd laugh at countdown...until now LOL this is fantastic. AND OUT POPS A MAGIC FAIRY. XD
IIIEX7R3M3III 3 years ago
he is obbsesed with fariys
metayoshi9 3 years ago 2
1:01 made me laugh for hours
jimmy2296 3 years ago
OOO...and out pops a magic fairy
hkfreak 3 years ago