"Hypernews I"

[hegnia32]

Some shitty old game.....Halo PC?

[hat503]

nice time machine



[smoggyben]

we want incoming enemy phantoms!

[NeurovisionGorn]

Great Episode, I'm definently a nostalgia junkie and I loved MC reaction XD

[skaterboy5100]

k my credit card is 11111111111 k there it is

[HiroUchihaSan]

lmfao.. hymen shield that can't be broke... That's what your mom said CH33F, but you're here..

[AlexUzomaki]

:)

[primeone810]

Look at the 3D version and call it "incredibly shitty grafix." lol jk

[lxUnTouchAblexl]

i love halo and zelda :D

[giramew]

LMAO that voice at the end said "i'm outta here"

[darkknight2069]

wow, this is boring as shit.

[AdrianVonManson]

@darkknight2069 your boring as shit.

[darkknight2069]

@AdrianVonManson well thank you :)

[AdrianVonManson]

@darkknight2069 well fuck you :)

[AndILoveYou24]

@darkknight2069 no it not?

[Unborntinker483]

@darkknight2069 Im sorry but where are your videos?

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

If Chief were a human he'd be a rapist. No doubt.

[TheMasterGamer64]

wut r the begining theme song

[MultiValcal]

ROFL copter always makes me laugh

[AnimeJunkey71]

Oh god! The Zelda Nostalgia! I can't take it!

[ToasterWithWings]

"First I'd like to remind Nintendo that people don't have three hands." - I loled

[Ushanka15]

The owl left to choke some dicks? XD

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

Amnesia Is The Shit!

[wrapingpatato445]

SONIC CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boukalacha]

i sent you a friend request

[2Krazy4U8D]

these are the most epic videos everrr!

[edmabiaelcharged]

02:23 OW MOTHER FUCKER

10:25 GOD DAMMIT

Master chief is very funny xD

[ghpizzadude]

I've always wanted to play sexbox live halo reach with ch33f

[UltimateVillain]

They need to do a third hypernews in the next season. Hypermail is good, but it's not the same without Chief's reviews.

[TheJokesOnU99]

What's the episode where he reviews the game golden eye

[ToothlessTP]

@TheJokesOnU99 Hypernews II

[Dw33zyInTheBuildin]

On a scael of negitive one to negitive ten i give ocorinas of time a negitive eleven............. zillion

[TheSmosh1243]

arbby is cool

[TheJokesOnU99]

-3 the vids

[Alive4123]

when im bored.......

[Nintendude99]

Chief's review of OoT is probably the funniest part in the entire series.

[zloidz]

5:10 HE'S LINK NOT ZELDA

[RealChrisPrankster]

7:23

"you want a fucking biscuit?" ROFLMAO

[yolor7]

Oh ok

[MrLoL246642]

Who actually stared at the screen through the time warp



[liberatethemadness09]

@MrLoL246642 right with ya dude

[HeadlessZombiez]

125 people didn't keep eye contact and were left behind

[yolor7]

Zelda is what I meant.

[yolor7]

@PKMN123451 actually im not kidding if u play Zelda Ocerina of Time the princess says SHE is Zelda Princess of Hyrule so u don't play as Zelds.

[PKMN123451]

@yolor7 Obviously you don't play as Zelda I have completed Ocarina of Time so I would obviously know who I'm playing as. I was saying that Chief was saying that he plays as Zelda to be funny I wasn't correcting you

[liljinno]

what was that sound at 10:32

[RyantheMan999]

@liljinno i think it sounds like someone saying, "im outta here!"

[yolor7]

I was kidding.

[rdknebel]

7:34 demon chief XD

[yolor7]

U don't really play as Zelda. Zelda is the princess.

[PKMN123451]

@yolor7 Are you saying that as a joke or are you serious? It's supposed to sound stupid that's why it's funny. Derp.

[RyantheMan999]

@PKMN123451 when u say derp ur calling urself stupid.

[PKMN123451]

@RyantheMan999 No I'm saying it like he is the stupid one. Don't you know what a joke is. I wouldn't call myself stupid on purpose. Derp. Now I'm calling you stupid ;)

[00danny00100]

Fuk u up son

[CAB00SE386]

Lol clean this shit up!

[Beastieboyzupgrade]

I remember the first time I saw this. Master Chief Sucks at Halo. Now they've got like 3 individual shows. I love this show so much!

[MegaKiller400]

Lol i laughed so hard when chief hit his head

[SonicManEXE]

The past sign was hilarious. If you guys have never played Sonic CD, that sucks for you. It's on the Marketplace for 400 points, a very small price to pay for a very awesome game.

[TheTsarBear]

more realistic than ign

[IncredibleManx]

That's one of the best reviews of OoT I've ever seen.

[deadrisinghalomaster]

Hyper news Arby N the chief FTW Chief is why i act how i do he is da bomb lolololollolololol

[Halo2nothing11111]

"Hey! Listen!" 

[Nickman32]

I would have freaking loved capture the ocarina. Anyone up for a game of CTO?

[neverboy99]

looking away when os says not to LIKE A BOSS

[R0FLW4FFL3Z1]

lololololoolololololololololol­ololololololollloololololololo­l



[TWIZTID4LIFE16]

After. You save countdooku who dies any way holyshit you are retarded lol lol lol love this show

[aerohawkproductions]

i wish this was an actually tv show, id definitely watch

[SgtTankDempsey]

super mario world for the super nintendo was the greatest and i used own pokemon yellow version for the game boy color

[hellfiresonic246]

it doesn't look like a time machine buts its fine idea t

[dairesdepths]

i tried shoving carrots up my horses ass but all I got was a broken jaw

[AutoManiacNYY26]

I crack up every time at the Count Dooku part at 7:46 lmfao

[randommuchlol888]

Did chief seriously say the HYMEN shield? I bet half of the kids that watch this don't even know what hymen means. And any who don't are probably going to go urban dictionary it now/

[MasterMattarious]

Show Chief Minecraft.

[string1414]

LOVE THE "REVIEW" HOW DOES HE WRITE THIS???!!

[MoonguKang]

nice set rofl

[SevenTheDollar]

Nice Sonic CD touch at the end. The Time Warps and Sonic's voice.

[CYDAQUIL123]

@xxsm0k3w334l lol i didn.t know u were real  ifyou do ps3 im NoboileSixyph420x

[actaviousblacker]

AWWW F***, I looked away at the last second!! D:

[DeathIsMySalvation]

Hymen shield? Does it break the first time you use it?

[789JOE789]

chief: chiks onlie

Arbiter: all are welcome

[skugglerthrash]

i think the humor in this video is aimed at young children or just horrible satire. oh well its just the internet

[UltimateVillain]

@skugglerthrash It's making fun of the way that modern gamers perceive older games. If you don't like it that's fine, but this show has quite a large fan following so I am obviously not the only one that would have to disagree with you there. If uou have never seen Arby N The Chief before, this is the way the Master Chief always acts on the show. He is basically an incredibly stupid 10 year old Halo fanboy who hates every game that isn't Halo.

[skugglerthrash]

@UltimateVillain im well aware of that good sir

[superflamesagittario]

i agree with the arbiter

so go die master chief ocarina of time is the best game ever with skyward sword

[FreeXboxLive13]

FREE MICROSOFT POINTS AT MY CHANNEL!

[actaviousblacker]

@FreeXboxLive13 FREE BANS ON XBOX LIVE TO ANYONE WHO TRY'S TO STEAL ANYONES ACCOUNT!! FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[wrongerious12345]

this show is boss

[789JOE789]

isnt gyridos a dragon pokemon thing?

[killthesystem00]

I miss hypernews :(

[pirateman68]

fucking retard.... COUNT DUKU IS IN STAR WARS

[armyevan101]

fuck u cheif

[HydraReaper]

This episode makes me really want to punch chief in the face. Hard.

[reaggacashtro801]

@HydraReaper But then Chief dodges your punch and grabs his knife and kills you trolololol.

[ipwnzombies123]

i found nintendo 64 games and i dont even have that sort of consle

[MrDoggrt]

damn i didn't maintain eye contact and got left behind :(((

[RespectedGuy]

For an instant i thought the title said hyperjews rofl

[XxXADANALLMIGHTYXxX]

thumbs up if you actually know hat a hymen is XD

[ericmarshall19]

@XxXADANALLMIGHTYXxX lol? what are you, like 4 years old?

[Ismailikov]

@XxXADANALLMIGHTYXxX you're an idiot.

[DuhyatheSecond]

@XxXADANALLMIGHTYXxX Thumbs up if you know what thumbs are.

[willdabeasthp]

@XxXADANALLMIGHTYXxX waht is it?

[davidpiksi]

This episode made me download project 64 and ocarina of time and play it !!

[QuestionableVids]

i shat bricks whilst playing amnesia

[cheesyNwaffle]

He should have said "Let's Do The Time Warp!"

[Victor15P]

shit i blinked and the video said ''an error has occured"

[blackdemon405]

THIS IS GOOD ARBY N THE CHIEF IS AWEOSME I LIKE THE WAY MASTER CHIEF SAYS THE JOKES ON GREGS THERE FUNNY BUT THEN POOR GREG :(

[GWFKing]

what the hell is that at 10:30 !?

[txt603]

f*ck you luigi and secret frisbies!

[Iareleet24]

this is one of my favorites lol child hungry pedestrians

[haloreach5000]

5:50 god hyper nuke!!!1

[n00b6789]

yes yes arbitur u know gaem naems

u want a fucking biscuit

[EvilPhoenix007X]

I got here for watching 5 gum commercials.

[sdawg310]

121 people hit their head in a time warp.

[cky964life]

Fatal frame is one of the scariest games made

[supertoasteroftoast]

@cky964life Amnesia.

Bitch Please.

[kattekind1]

credit card number: 5487 34

Expiration date : 04-05-2015

Special code thingy: 526

[TheTexas2010]

@kattekind1 you fucking dumbass

[Dark666Goddess]

You want a fucking biscut? XD

[Ardomew]

Despite how wrong the Chief's view of OoT was, it was still hilarious. Hoping for more Hypernews! Activate! Ac Activate!

[BF3lover765]

greg is a troll!!!

[theJMAK1]

is that past/future sign from sonic CD?

[TheGanjaman202]

good thing the ugly fucks behind the lens or he's break it

[oldshooter84]

i didnt maintain eye contact :(

[L3GiTTEABAGGER4441]

@TheDisDainfulProject not tryin 2 be that game is rlly fagoty

[Acryllix]

@L3GiTTEABAGGER4441

Its funny how reminiscent you are of chief from this series



[Themanoflol1]

LOL R U SUPPOSED TO SUCK ON THE OTHER STICK ON THE CONTROLER?! LOOOOOOOL

[Inezjaya]

LOL

MASTER CHIEF:the zelda multiplayer is just a mod for some shtty liel game tho

thumbs up if you saw the halo health bar in the top right corner lol he didnt even know it was halo

[JustBallax]

Wtf I got both top comments...

[ILoveJesusAndHeLuvsU]

tiem masheen

[BuddyBros]

the hymen shield? lmfao

[darkitachi50]

N64 controller is the most comfortable controller ever been released

[Inezjaya]

@darkitachi50 obvious sarcasm the nintendo controller was clearly built and tested onsome HL creature

[darkitachi50]

@Inezjaya You obviously never played on a N64

[Inezjaya]

@darkitachi50 yeah i have it is awful dont play a shooter because of the bad trigger placing it is ridiculous i cant beilieve nintendo doesnt have the foresight to see that there was no logic in that then again maybe not i mean people still hapily line up for their stupid remakes and remakes with the word super at the start nintendo try something new u idiots master chief is mentally impaired but still he was definitely accurate about nintendos 64 controller

[darkentity1000]

@Inezjaya tardfuck

[Inezjaya]

@darkentity1000 tardfuck?really first of all that sounds like the insults you make up in fifth grade second of all go fuck yourself you 5 year old you have no reason to make a comment like that and you could say something more intelligent then tardfuck did you even pause to think if that was a good response? your the reason people think douche when you say youtube

[darkentity1000]

@Inezjaya Lol your funny, you wrote a paragraph to respond to that? oh and and i wrote that because i didn't feel like wasting time on you at the moment, you should try it so you don't end up writing a whole paragraph for nothing.

[supertoasteroftoast]

@Inezjaya

@darkentity1000

Stop Arguing and watch the video you stupid fucking children.

[roch4569]

i like brysi

[thecrazyevilleaf]

Jon is a boss he built that set for us he isn't appreciated enough I wish he got the career he wants (any kind he wants)

[o0Paradox]

Did anyone else notice that the time machine sign is the same one from Sonic CD?

[DahTreeSniffer]

00:00

[arraneeno]

Chief was right about the remote, I don't have three hands

[smitty30rocks]

chiefs reviews are funnier than AVGN, Nostalgia critic, and all the other guys.

[TheGamingpriest]

1 hat3d all of those other people on the show but n0w that th3y ar3 gones im =) HAPPY FACE

and greg is fine cause he does not talk just rights and no more shit i want to s33 h1s skills in halos

[spambox29]

Why does everyone want to have sex with them, Its creepy o_O

[spambox29]

"Hi, Im your host masterchief, and ill be reviewing this piece of shit"

Lol, funny quote

[massakatoni]

best episode eveer!

[refonyte2000]

count dooku, dooky shield, the evil gyradous, cock ear forest, hymen castle looks like a cardboard cutout, wrexx and jabba the jabbas testicles, race luigi and get horsie outta horse jail, the five secret frisbees, graffix are terrible, scale of 10 to -10 i give it -11... zillion,

I took notes :)

[ZSPProductions14]

Tiem Machine... Seems legit.

[L3GiTTEABAGGER4441]

the intere set is decrated with child games.... woooow lol

[UltimateVillain]

@L3GiTTEABAGGER4441 He must be trolling there's no way anyone can really be that stupid.

[L3GiTTEABAGGER4441]

y the fuck they make the cool toy look like a faget? zelda isnt relly a "game" it for little kids. siriously its on the nintendo n kidyish.

[EinsteinEMP826]

@L3GiTTEABAGGER4441 yeah, must be a kids game if it's lasted 25 years. not popular at all.

[L3GiTTEABAGGER4441]

@EinsteinEMP826 25 yrs srsly? fked world when ppl like a kids game that long srsly itz time to move on and play some mor harder and adveanced games

[luigifan8282]

@L3GiTTEABAGGER4441 Kwik sum 1 call the Waaaaaaambulince

[CrazyLikeUhFox]

I'm surprised at how many people take offense to Ch!3f's criticisms. They're completely idiotic. If anything this is mocking Zelda haters, not fans. He runs through every attack on the Zelda series in the most unintelligent way possible reflecting the exact narrow minded attitude of the Nintendo bashers. I wish he'd review some of my favorite classics. I find his dumb demands hilarious.

[147humblenerd]

okay ill admit to the funky controller design but nothing else

[ryancruz891]

Huge fan here! -From Philippines :)

[SilentEmmet]

Thumbs up if you still play Zelda

[ryancruz891]

@SilentEmmet I'd like to play but i dun haz Nin 64

[JustBallax]

I always liked Arby n the Chief when it was just them two, but then Cortana, Travis and Todd were in the show... I hated it then!!! Glad they're all gone! But Greg on the other hand! I loooove Greeeeeeg! :D

[schmittywhamjenson]

@JustBallax i loved travis! wasnt he the chieften?

[JustBallax]

@schmittywhamjenson yeah he was and i hated him

[AgeOfSpartans]

@JustBallax Actually i thought they were pretty good except Todd, i do agree with Greg though, hes badass.

[JustBallax]

@AgeOfSpartans Everyone loves Gregg!

[BuddyBros]

@JustBallax i like how you have both the top comments

[JustBallax]

@BuddyBros omfg

@JustBallax Greg you fucking idiot and you said you love him lol you fail.