sexy female bass player

[canopeaz]

Why is the kitchen in front of the bar?

[eurovision94]

Seriously, what's the thing with naming the title "sexy female bass player"!? Why do people care if she is sexy? Isn't it more important how well she play, because she play very good. There's never a clip called "sexy male bass player", think this is just a sexistic way to get more views. I'm here because my English teacher talked about gender and showed us this clip with this title.

[doggerso]

che puzza di fregna



[donovancreamer]

I like how her bass is capoed because she can't reach the first few frets of that mammoth of a five string. Cute.

[RyanDunnsLostSneaker]

I reckon she'd have a minge like a Bear Trappers Hat..... definitely unshaven.

[DrFreerun]

@mynameisray haha good one !

[BeaverUnderTheTable]

awkward way to make sandwich.

[Lyngholm67]

Ida plays bass for Prince...

[mrfer2212]

:0,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[stanleymoon]

You don't see Bass capo-ed much, its not a damper is it? would you move a damper along fretboard?

[srok62]

Fantastic.... Thanks, now I'm gonna turn my bass into an endtable or something I can use.

[iluvmyaxe]

thats strange looking kitchen !

[cedjazz]

Marcus ain't got nothin to worry about.

[awsjr12]

look out, Marcus Miller!

[SCIDJAdvertising]

Bass and pussy is an amazing mix.

[xatzidakis]

@SCIDJAdvertising Bussy!:)

[mynameisray]

Real men play the bass with a pick

[bl4ckl34d3r]

@mynameisray *dick, fixed that for you

[DirkjeA]

@bl4ckl34d3r Hahaha one of the comments that made me laugh out loud over my coffee and made me a happy Dutch lady at this grey Saturdaymorning, that is just hilarious......

[xXRASHEEDXx]

@mynameisray What!?? lmaoo i bet you suck

[maxime324]

les claypool female version

[bassmajor]

that moaning just added a cliche to the whole thing -.-

[Jamsessionroom1337]

sexy....is...irrelevant.

God, people are so... you know what fuck it, i give up on you shallow bastards.

[TheMindfulOne]

Tal Wilkenfeld!!!  /watch?v=VC02wGj5gPw

[wurysadja]

Nice...

[opanadyr]

That's a weird looking kitchen. . . 

[Ragnarockalypse]

@opanadyr That's an original sense of humour.

[RobBass1972]

I love her!

[MetalliWalls]

not sexy...but awesome

[AngrySemite]

Damn, she plays IN DA POCKET!

[webhancherx]

oh my fucking god, this chick is awesome..

[Potarnul]

Will you marry me?

[LuisSteveHarris]

Wooow i want a girlfriend like this chick, she really rocks!!

[816bigbear]

My world is better knowing she exists.

[RavenMadd9]

better thgan most male bass players I've met .....she puts that funk in funky

[PinkFloydrulez]

she could slappa my bass any day.

[tinnigeimgengill]

holy ....

[coopah1]

You sound great and you're multi-talented. Being that you're a woman on bass makes it look even better. Work it lady. Great Job!.....P.S.,Ignore all the haters, they're jealous of you.

[jurnag12]

That's some pretty awesome playing.

[nnoobbiieezz]

looks a bit like a 6 string for a second? i could be wrong?



[nnoobbiieezz]

@nnoobbiieezz oh nvm. the microphone stand looked a bit like a tuning peg for a second .lol

[WeirdoJames]

this song would go gr8 wit a porn tape

[Sojic82]

She knows what she's doing on the bass... GREAT !!! Thumbs UP !!!

[jr651000]

sick.. keep it up



[cursedswordsman]

Holy shit. She's amazing. And I'm not just talking about her looks.

[sublime88sublime]

Cassandra!?!?!?!

[MyAccount4TrollingU]

Hot Bish.

[AZEAQ]

very good technique indeed...

[tsand19151]

Marry me? :-)

[SticksNstones111]

fuck loveeeeeeeeeeeee that little bend or whateva that shit is its awsome

[TheJimmyT1000]

awesome!!!!

[littlebuddha1977]

Beautiful, funky, solid. just wish the clip was longer

[aj2361]

she will be mine ohh yes she will be mine...... shwing

[kfmahon]

She can slap my bass anytime :)

[FetaCheese222]

The tips of her hands must feel like solid rocks.

[gzzsarre]

She is an excellent bass player....super funky

[Dieterbe]

sounds funkeh.

lol @ marcus miller in the tags. yeah he would dig this stuff too, I'm sure.

[fanofeverything]

Sounds like porn music

[HashGray]

@fanofeverything You made my day, it's exactly what it sounds like :)

[emagine65]

she isnt sexy

[edthewave]

@emagine65 Agreed, Rhonda Smith is way hotter...

[edthewave]

@emagine65 Agreed, Rhonda Smith is way sexier...

[hayn06]

AMAZING !

[matt82pulses]

oh she's so good using her fingers on long necks...

[bassisnevertooloud96]

MARRY ME.

[suicidalxdeath99]

i think its 6



[bassisnevertooloud96]

@suicidalxdeath99 dude do u see theres only 5 tuning pegs?

[Cioppa182]

The sound of slapping a bass is sexual 

[sheepoperation]

SHLAAPIN DA BASS MAN!! =D

[Phenomenon58]

@sheepoperation Lol is that from a movie i think its from? I dont wanna look like an idiot.

[sheepoperation]

@Phenomenon58 aye it is =D

The boat that rocked I think. never seen it but my mates constantly go on about it! x)

[Phenomenon58]

@sheepoperation Nah it cant be the boat that rocks, ive seen it loads of times, i think its from the movie "I love you man". Type in I love you man- slappin da bass mon

[sheepoperation]

@Phenomenon58 they told me different, the Buggers >.<

I love you man is the right film.

[piledriver89]

DAAAYUM SHE GOT THE FUNK

[StopRunningKid]

D --> I'm not going to lie, a talented girl is pretty se%y unless she is better than me at something I like to do...

[rteddy3]

Well, she certainly didn't just stumble into a bass guitar last night!!! Sounds like she's got can hold it down or lead the way. I'd like to hear more...

[smiles1969able]

wheres the rest of the song?

[BloggerMusicMan]

And a solid bass player too! 

[rocconrollo]

does this song have a name?



[raggabass]

Don't want to sound sexist but just got wood listening to that bass sound.

[PimpMilkySaysThis]

Let me settle this. She's both hot AND a great bass player.  And yes, she also kinda looks like a cop.

[rockwellumrocks2]

0:41 I came.

Did anyone notice she looks like a female cop wearing hot pants? I came again.

[gutzs]

I love bass. But there is something seriously not sexy about a girl playing slap on a 5 string.

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

@gutzs agreed, its too manish lol

[panhead1219]

Then yer a homo drummer, Gutzs.

[gutzs]

@panhead1219 Nope. Definitely a bassist. Watching this video has the same effect on me as watching a girl pump iron...not attractive.

[piscesman54]

@gutzs Imagine if she were your girlfriend and gets mad at you for something. She'd slap the shit of you. No thanks. Ha!

[CloggedLacrimalGland]

Contrary to @gutzs' comment, women are born to slap, and make us sandwiches.

[DummkopfRadar]

@gutzs no not right,

girls are allowed to slap five ore more strings, because they have thinner fingers, and that is easier to play AND look still sexy! ;)

[gutzs]

@DummkopfRadar She may be good and all of that, but you'll never convince me it looks sexy.

[DummkopfRadar]

@gutzs you cant teach a donkey to fly..an so i wont as well..

[RexVonDemon]

@gutzs You are no bass lover

[gutzs]

@RexVonDemon Thanks for the comment. It was a good "LOL"

[GreendayversusU2]

@gutzs I beg to differ.

[gutzs]

@GreendayversusU2 I think her outfit also adds to her anti-sexiness.

[ty2274]

@gutzs It's a 6 string.

[gutzs]

@ty2274 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 notches. Look at the head.

[icabodcranium]

@gutzs I think she looked HOT. Played great and wanna see the rest of the video. That uh! at the beginning didi it for me

[psx1337]

Not that hot.

[exodus02041973]

Can't decide weather I want to play with her or play with her! (winkwink)

[PinkFloydrulez]

holy shit

[Nateisbored]

lol is the bass just really huge or is that ACTUALLY the normal bass to woman ratio?

[puppet33r27]

Shes not even hot, but a great bassist wich is what should matter here

[TheDarkSide599]

@puppet33r27 Yes she is a very talented bass player, but she definitely is hot. And that's not just a biased opinion, that is judging off of who I've seen been called hot my most people. Maybe you think she's not hot because you're just trying to divert everyone's attention to her bass playing...

[puppet33r27]

@TheDarkSide599 Nah shes not hot to me, what should matter here is her skills tho but there are many horny teenagers that probably dont know shit about bass, but like it because its a girl, thats retarded in my opinion.

[cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE]

am i the only one who notes that she is an excellent bass player?

[000ragie]

@cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE like

[alpunkbrewster]

@cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE no u arent

[novacrash52]

@cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE The excellence is a part of the sex appeal.

[rcacad]

@cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE cant argue that she's got it

[DogBoots77]

@cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE No, Prince has made the same observation

[infectedvector]

@cEsaRJuLiOhAtAkE Yep.. You are alone my friend.  She's hotter than hot.

[Hertsman50]

she is very good, better than most male players.

[IC114283]

Is it weird that I totally dig female drummers/bassists?

[Bobomb70]

Its people like this who raise my respect for bassists.

[ChrisVitchev]

Shes really clean and nice with the slaps : )

[diagreen]

CAPO????????ON DA BASS????????????

[RhythmInDiscord]

Love a girl who's good with her hands

[gabyartes01]

sexy?

[sketchyou]

nice

[manzaxl]

censored TC electronic brand

[Skaterboy692]

Not really...

[Maciciotto]

under the burqa...

[1973Skynyrd1977]

That chick lays down a FAT beat!

[Stolk12345]

is she really called Funkhouser?? wanna merry her :D

[HrapovikPlush]

I fucking hate slap bass cause everyone is doing it.

[lovesthebass]

@HrapovikPlush Good for you?

[BassmrDK]

I've met her :D Nice lady

[CroissantOrange]

Sound like a shitty videogame. By the way, funk sucks.

[Edvachien]

@CroissantOrange

People with bad taste in music and videogames suck even more. Troll harder.

[lovesthebass]

@CroissantOrange I'm glad you shared your feelings. By the way, we don't care.

[CroissantOrange]

@lovesthebass Ooh, the attitude of course. The IT, the TAO of funk. Have to give you credit for that. Self-importance amplified, over the top noise manipulation and defiant facial expressions on drummers and bassists can definitely make up for the lack of other boring things like harmony, chord changes and virtually all the finest aspect of music in the eyes of the mass. By the way, you need to "know" before you can "care". Maggots.

[lovesthebass]

@CroissantOrange Talk about over-analyzing. You can pick apart any type of music in the same fashion. People like funk, obviously. Just because you don't doesn't meant you have to preach about why you don't, because I'll say again, we don't care. Not all music has to follow the same requirements or appeal to the majority, which IS actually the finest aspect of music.

..and I can most definitely not "care" about something I don't "know" about.

[CroissantOrange]

@lovesthebass So a less than 500 character observation is "over-analyzing" nowadays? No wonder why people love dumped down art and think everything is art and everyone can do art. You talk way too much bullshit for someone who claim to be musician, or whatever the fuck cult of "we" you think belong to (i think it's called bassist-drummer complex) . And you talk a lot for someone who doesn't care. Even the "finest aspect of music" you pointed out have nothing to do with music. Learn some.

[lovesthebass]

@CroissantOrange You make no sense in half of what you say. Anyone CAN do art, that's my point. Be it drawing/painting, sculpting, music, etc. Not everyone has to like it, but why stop and take the time to say why you don't like it rather than finding what you do like and praising that artist. It's a given that there's nothing that everyone likes. That's why I say "we don't care" when you bitch and moan about how you don't like it.

[CroissantOrange]

@lovesthebass Nope. I seen what "anyone can do art" leads to. Shitty, made to impress the average ignorant youth pieces of vomit without any knowledge of the art or honesty and definitely without anything to say. We don't need this shit. And give me a fucking break about the whole "don't like don't watch" bullshit. You doing the same thing by arguing with me. Obviously you do care to justify your little ego the whole time so please, take that "we don't care" 9 year old attitude and shove it.

[lovesthebass]

@CroissantOrange What does "talking bullshit" have anything to do with being a musician? "Cult of "we""? Apparently you can't put together that the "we" signifies people who like funk music as that's what started the argument in the first place. How does the fact that music doesn't have boundaries as to what you can do with it NOT have anything to do with music? Christ.

[CroissantOrange]

@lovesthebass Can I not put together that notion or is it in your head that you can speak for many people that can be labeled as "like funk" and simplified to "we"? And you just made the whole "music don't have boundaries" bullshit up. Sounds like fucking corporate PR speak. A lot of people think the same. It's called mass delusional and self-fellatio. Yes it does. It has rules otherwise it's just noise. Music is about a way to express yourself, I don't care about your attitude toward it.

[lovesthebass]

@CroissantOrange LOL gg, outside of more of your ranting, you basically said what I've been saying the whole time. "Music is about a way to express yourself" -- and everyone can express themselves however they feel. They don't need to do it your way nor the way the majority would want them to.

Yet again, your insults really make no sense at all. What ego? Made up "music doesn't have boundaries"? It obviously doesn't or music would have ran out of new content millenia ago.

[CroissantOrange]

@lovesthebass No, you didn't say that. "Music is the way to express yourself" is not "i can play it how ever i want". Don't take what ever the other person says and twist around. Some people play it like shit and don't have the ability to play at all. So is some form of music is strait out inane (funk, reggae, new age, metal and whatever the fuck is it ..) only appeal to the lazy minds and stupid mass who love to use acronym like "LOL gg". I don't make sense? Is it that hard for you to read?

[lovesthebass]

@CroissantOrange Sorry that your inside-the-box mind can't open up to different types of music, or expression. Go ahead and spend your time browsing around to all the videos of music that you don't like, posting about how it "sucks". Continuing this argument with a troll would make me look half as retarded as you are, so I'll just end this shit here.

[CroissantOrange]

@lovesthebass Let me tell you what happened: You tried to argue but end up without any real argument and answer so you have to fall back to the usual "Don't argue with unreasonable people and Don't CARE" even though you written up what? 4 try-to-answers already? Here you are try to talk about meaning of art and shit while can't even tell the difference between "care" and "not care". You're just another made in china windup singing monkey whose only purpose in life is to repeat what been told. 

[yashm94]

she is hotter than my epiphone les paul! she is friggen hot!!

[TTibble]

oh my god thats as sexy as Megan Fox in a bikini washing a 1969 Chevy Camaro RS/SS

[dadepoot]

16 people wants to get slappa in da face, not slappa da bass.

[RicoDimitri]

WHAAAAT

[dathingsowner]

UH.

[fabioegoband]

I love girls playing...

gives a different breath than men's playing...

(sorry for my bad english) nice!!!

[Komodoensis]

Sticky as hell, love it!

[kuksterable]

Wonderdful

[mikegodinho]

Nice!

[pivo2006]

nice play !!!

[organeu]

SOUND OF THE nord keyboart is a bad copy of respected real HAMMOND organ

[Hulkforce103]

the grunt she does at 0:13 I masturbate too at night

[bassplayer94can]

@Hulkforce103 :O

[funkyawb]

Rhonda Smith?

[alamakmatila]

Very groovy....

[IdiotActionFilms]

Honey, why did you leave the ki--...? Owait...

[dandemon1989]

fuck all the sexist comments, this chick kicks ass

[villanonickXgmail]

the only thing funkier would be a kid with her a Les Claypool

[TheLoquendofan]

xd

[zigstar50]

Whe can't finger herself because she'll just die.

[BassGuyGG]

This girl rocks!

[geffel]

Saw her playing and demoing at NAMM a couple of years ago - she's mentally good!

[fail220]

not so sexy...

[zakdagger]

@fail220 Are you gay?

[fail220]

@zakdagger omg no :D but it isn´t just type of girl i like :)

[rocconrollo]

i wuld marry her...

[BlurryWater14]

greatest 46 seconds of my life

[TheSonsofHorusx]

i want to play with you!

[bartex2x]

She is Sexy ;) 

[bartex2x]

She is Sexy ;)  .