Learning Spanish at Knifepoint

[Oldilocks1]

CUTE!

I thought the pace was great -- it made the skit seem more like one of those "gen-u-wine" cheesy commercials. Consider me one of your new "favoriters"!

[Oldilocks1]

PS: ¡tu español es muy bueno! ¿Es usted hispano?

[Yaiyasmin]

Hahah this was funny

[ChicaWolverina]

You were all those ambrey?

[mAcHaKgGaWrILo]

YOU MAKE MY DAY BETTER, THANKS!!!!!!! :) :D

[TheDannybarra]

"It is easy, fast, and fun. Not to mention, a real adrenaline rush.

[minuit3101]

great concept and some of it is really funny! it would be even better if you could cut it down to 2 minutes or so. i'd love to show it to my class, but it's a bit slow paced and i think they'd lose interest in a few minutes. (btw, I loooooove your "what song is this?" video-- saw that one a long time ago and just happened upon this video of yours today!)

[minuit3101]

great concept and some of it is really funny! it would be even better if you could cut it down to 2 minutes or so. i'd love to show it to my class, but it's a bit slow paced and i think they'd lose interest in a few minutes.

[1LonePuma]

The word is "commentators" ;-)

[TheGinger3232]

This is better than Spanish class at my school...

[rabbitwho]

Your transitions need to be cuts and not fades, I don't have all day. FASTER FASTER

[hickey391]

haha funny...me gusto mucho lo malo que no tenia cuando yo estaba aprendiendo jaja...hudo chickentender

[Larrymarx]

Muy divertido :-) Usted ve que aprendo !!!!

Very Funny :-)

[nadagain]

Ok first of all.....what the fuck...I thought it was supposed to be Columbian Spanish....but instead you get some stereotyped Americanized Mexican Spanish. Worst video ever.

[neez666]

very good ( voy a matarte)

[CatchAndLearn]

excellent course to learn Spanish, visit my channel

[DFDFusion1]

love it!! MAN U R GREAT

[pb4evr]

hahah this is amazing!!!

[lieutenant24]

I love the concept, but the pace was incredibly slow.

[bennor3]

2:20 a switchblade!?! i have been lookin for one, where did you get it?

[jhmm15a]

lol this is pretty good soo i think they should have learn inglish like a redneck or some like that lol chinguense pinches gringos apestosos ajaja :D

[KeeperofTheMountain]

That is funny. It is however missing the 2nd amendment. The right to bear arms. A teacher like that could learn "OH SHIT! A 44MAG!" Just before he dies. LOL

[elmollocano]

JODETE

[madridcks]

jajajajaja si te atracan aprendes español, aunque yo conoci un tio que le atracaron en USA y no aprendio ingles.

If somebody try to steal sth from u, u will learned spanish,but i know someone who didnt learn english when he was being stealed

[tukanhamen]

deseo que yo pueda decir el español, lol.a.k.a i wish i can speak spanish,lol

[windoes98se]

lolz

[PivotStorm]

lolz funny stuff!

[sk8ordie97]

theres a rossetta stone ad next to the vid lol

[bohica31812]

It's meant to be there, google ads

[slylance]

nice stilletto

[profjaykay]

at the end where your beating yourself up u can see your elbow

[gixzo]

Hahahahah!!!

[lordmontes]

el gato dice kikiriki xD no mamen

[Fpoonful]

where did you get the knife?

[TabogaGuy]

el humor gringo es tan patetico, el españo es una lengua muy dificil sobretodo para gente sin cerebro, osea que un 80% de ustedes jamas podra aprender hablar español. Sorry

[nsahler]

SHATAP

[siryoye01]

ok say something in spanish, write it down jajaja

burrito, taco bell, assholes jajaja

[srconejillogrillo]

wtf ¿? xD jajajaja

[bifogufan16]

no it's not.

[siryoye01]

ok say something in spanish, write it down jajaja

burrito, taco bell, assholes jajaja

[nsahler]

ahahahah

[Toast78321]

This looks like a pretty good idea actually. If you're learning a language for your life it will probably work very fast.

[QueTerco]

how fuckin' bored!!

[AcrylicOnion]

baaahaha.

[kz240676]

good..

[paycheckflog]

Yeah man, latin people are so violent. I hate it when they annihilate innocent populations to sustain their oil based economy... oh wait, those arent the latinos!

[djdevo]

I bet those 2 yrs of spanish I took in school would come back REAL quick!

Cool Beans!... er...I mean, 'brillante' frijoles'... something is lost in translation.

[WildThangSE]

haha sooo funny

[kboss2011]

"no soy Robert Dinero"

LOL

[ussjealousy]

he looks like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite

[Ndrwcrstl]

this is pretty much every infomercial ever. Good concept though, that's like . . . the most extreme form of immersion possible

[dustypants23]

dumbass those arent true ive seen like 50 and i didnt follow instructions and im still alive,i hate people like that.

[jayman30001234]

asshole

[prueunknownsoldier]

thanks :D

[Roberthurz]

The "knife point" method works great for some people but my friend took your course and ended up being disolved in a vat of acid somewhere in Northern Mexico when he mistakenly said he was an undercover narcotics agent instead of I want to purchase some drugs. Since he can't get a refund for your course could you send it to me? Si no me lo envíe podría terminar como mi amigo. Entiendes?

[Sandude]

se te da bien para ser americano xD

Robert de Niro -> Robert de Niro

[somedude294]

i want to learn Spanish at knife point, :(

Lol

[duffy21d]

where's the original video? i cant find it

[alllex123]

oooooooyeeeeeee

LMAOO XD

[3ars123]

OOh.. Gíve us the words??

[xxchantalle87]

Hey, I just wanted to say that you did a really good job! Don't let what others say get you down.. they're just idiots who are lacking a sense of humour. It's very possible that they even think that it's a real infomercial. I laughed a lot.. "Y?? Y isn't even a word!" Keep it up.

[moiriv415]

how about.....learning japanese at samurai sword point??

[lukegotro]

no. gay

[moiriv415]

ur gay?

[sonyfan007]

el gato say something really weird, lol i speak spanish, so i don't know WTH i 'm doing here!!!

[iidingoii]

I mean, why would you care bout what whitey says about us latins??? waste of time.

ps. this is hilarious.

[GmamiUnica08]

oohhhh come on its funny!

[wazupall115]

omg LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[cholo5000]

haha that was funny

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jaja eso estava muy chitoso

[kangaxx]

lol, thats a real SUDACA!

[columbiamk2]

And CHIBOLERO!!

[DrCowenstein]

Omg lol, not only the "latin" man speak really bad spanish but also the seller speaks a weird english...

And it gives a wrong iage of latin imigrants (whose are working in the places you north americans dont want to...)

So shut the fuck up about this...

[nekista]

Jaja :D muy gracioso

[SuperMarioOGame]

that man with that ''moustache'' speak REALLY BAD spanish

[machalamadera]

why would it start in tijuana if they already speak spanish there?! lol

[cloXtirules]

cool

[majik1987]

Es una lastima no tenemos videos bastante aqui engranaje gente hispano.

[malonemalo]

esa frase no tiene puto sentido...

[martijg]

btw that last comment was meant to be a reply for the spanish guy on the next page :-/ I don't know why it didn't post under that...

[hamboggy]

lol that was funny

[TheTrueAceofSpades]

that was racist man.I'm spanish,you got a problem?

[v1deocr1t1003]

i don't need spanish lessons im already have spanish

[amerikathebully]

thanks for wasting my time... fucking ass.

[alebarrientos0]

dude... im from south america

we dont talk like that u monkey

[JustJac0b]

Yes you do.

[UseOvenMitts]

Lawlz, at 4:50, it just looked like he was jerking off really hard xD

[qeolion]

if you want to learn, go to Spain (europe) you people, that´s the real language, Called Castillian or Castellano.Mexican accent it makes us laugh! try it different.

[martijg]

Too bad nobody else understands you. Learn Spanish from a Colombian, they have beautiful Spanish.

Crappy grammar it makes us laugh! Assclown.

[radioschizo]

Central America isn't a real continent. Any country north of Colombia(basically Panama up to Canada) is in North America. The term Central America is used to reference the region from Mexico to Panama, so Mexico(and Guatemala) are in Central America... and North America... same shit, Central America only excludes the US and Canada. And Cuba's not on the American continent, for the guy who said it was in North America. It's in the Greater Antilles islands in the Caribbean Sea. Problem Solved

[Reaperscreepers]

The Americas or simply america is all a whole continent and is divided in 3 parts: North america (Canada, USA and Mexico, if you don't believe it just check out the NAFTA [North American Free Trade Agreement], central America and south america. It's called general culture, learn a bit more about it

[radioschizo]

I agree. All I was saying is that when you look on a map of the world, Central America isn't there. I know Central America is part of general culture and I'm not saying "never use the term Central America!"

[playerhater0911]

hey elnauhual dude guantanamo is in cuba which is technically the west indies which is north america kinda.......sorry im a nerd

[CheAshBri]

Lol you sound like Jamie Kennedy

[Rexillius9]

and looks like him

[alebarrientos0]

he sounds as a cracker speaking spanish

[KopyKat33]

he.. sounds as? a? cracker?

Wasn't aware that grammer has been this beat down in awhile. at least he has verbs and such late.

[KopyKat33]

btw 3rd world is just that. if anyone cared about you and your location we wouldn';t call it a 3rd world nation would we. you know how you talk....

"....if you would like to help this hungry child...blah blah 98 cents a day blah blah click.." thats your so important accent. stop worrin' if he got it right or not. FIX YOUR ROOF! GET MORE CARDBOARD!

[elnauhual]

Es divertido, en la tv mexicana salio uno igual sobre como hablar ingles...

Translation (withouth a knife)...

I saw a very similar video in the Mexican TV, but it was about how to speak english.. :)

[venom4u31]

I guess we'll never even know where Mexico really is; humankind doesn't know where that country is, that's why the police cannot chase criminals if they get in Mexico; they don't know where Mexico really is... So please, don't consider this argue childish, it is a national problem we're dealing with: Where is Mexico?

[sadie15802]

omg. what idiots!!!!

Mexico IS NOT in NORTH AMERICA.

NEW MEXICO is in North America...

[Rachicalnote]

are you serious?

mexico is in north america as well as new mexico.

new mexico is in the united states.

canada, united states, and mexico are in north america.

[Julian493]

asshole, See a fuckin map, Mexico is North america, but, because the mexicans speak spanish, are classified by latin americans dumbass

[piercedheart96]

No, this isn't right. Hmm, maybe people in different countries view the geographical position of the country differently? perhaps some people may view it as north of america, but most others will tell you that Mexico is south of the border seperating it from America, corresponding to north and south poles, which is really the accurate conception. Guatemala is below Mexico. Sorry I know you posted the comment ages ago, but I like to be politically correct.

[Julian493]

lol u r so fuckin idiot!

Really... search... -.- fuckin beast

[OpenEyes00]

mexico is in the soviet union.... dumbasses

[LuigiWolf]

yea i mean, why do people think its in south america right under the american/mexican border?

[superclix876]

lmfao!

Fantastic, this is a very accurate parody of those retarded infomercials.

[Vstrechnoy]

Mexico is in North America. You can verify that in Wikipedia or any encyclopedia.

[pacifican691]

Mexico is central America because it is between North and South America.

[MythikMag]

Mexico is Central America.

[garfunkelgrl]

Mexico is definitely in North America....

[XxOwnerZz]

Look on the map Mexico is in CENTRAL America.

Google. Is your best friend

[Pasty54]

north america is the continent buddy

[elnauhual]

Guatemala and Belize are in central america... we are in north america... o maybe the US and the latin-american use diferent maps...

[Lsaz17]

Mexico its North America

[Lsaz17]

Mexico its North America

[PastorMalena]

another great one!!

[allahjihad11]

lol nice keep it up

[spill1my1blood]

rofl, hi im oodle chicken tender xD this is funny

[Antitodo2889]

HAHAHAHA! "el gato dice kikiriki, de ida y vuelta por favor" hahahahahaXDXDXD, LA LECHE

[danielk1989]

dang dude your funny as hell looks like there is some haters down there ohh well

[soylechu]

American fuck off!

[jjdiezqwerty]

Learn to spell please,

and why even say that? What is your reasoning and why say it here? Keep your dumb insulting comments to yourself please.

[venom4u31]

What does it says in 00:11 to 00:19?

[varnex]

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[venom4u31]

Thanks a lot...

[starmist1]

Lol your moustache gets punched off

[drpenmaster]

does anyone know where i can get this ?

[Tuckerisprettycool]

GET OUT!

these colors don't run

[jjdiezqwerty]

And what is your reason for saying this?

[Meluvsgold]

haha keep up the good work, OneManSho

[VRmonkey]

funny stuff...funny stuff

[echuu2740]

kilos lol

[tuffscout]

You guys seem to presume he's putting MEXICANS in a bad light.. If you have a form of brains you will have a better formulated opinion, such as "He puts spanish native-speaking people in a bad light", or atleast a generalization to a certain region and not just one effing country. I found it hilarous and entertaining, just like I found Borat entertaining ;) so dont go saying "WEEL LOL ZOMHG U R A DUMBAZZ IF IT WUZ A JOKE ON USA U WUD BE MAD!!!!!!!11!!11ONEONEONE!!!!1­11". Go buy a sense of humor.

[Kingthing432]

i dont know what these people are talking about i found this very funny... dont be so sensitive u guys this stuff is great

[venglar769]

lmfao

[mats3100]

fuuucking ignorant american asshole why do u have to say offensive things like " drug cartels in colombia" is that the only shit u know? learn then speak

[billeebo]

stfu and die

[AnusFrog]

Why do you type like a retard? learn, then type.

[vowsneo]

Its called Comedy. Sterotypes. Fucking idiot.

[alfadogbrian]

yea everyone how is dissing him i would like to see you make a better video

[xDCRooneyx]

Epic Fail.

[mrmadahe]

I'm quite disappointed.

[Andream2906]

the video is terrible, i was expecting more since i just suscribed to your channel.. that'll get fixed. im not mexican, but the way you've portraited them is low. a good joke makes you laugh, but a 6m video placing mexicans, country or language in a bad spot is low

[lebambale]

boring

[xXxMATADORxXxBR]

FAIL

[Altezza07]

too long

[kyleroxyoursox]

thTA PART OF THE JOKE

[THEMANTHEONETHEONLY]

Makes me want to learn Espanol

[samwise401]

do not forget the tilde over the n...

¡its Español!

[esthirteen]

tu madre es gorda y fea

[Beastboyishawt]

Oh you think you ares so smart because you found google translator, and then made a sorry attempt at a mama joke. So depressing.

[mlazzzz]

hmmmmm....sometimes funny, but it's kind of offensive

[doglove77]

funny stuff!

[davizcuervo]

I don´t really know what´s worse, the stupid and slob english you speak in the states or the retarded and strange spanish spoken in central and south america.

In fact, althought i like canada i have to say..

AMERICA SUCKS!

[BichGODDESS]

yah, and you blow.....and swallow.

[Cesaz05]

hey im mexican i find this sort of offencive its sort of funny but its not that funny its offencive >:( >:P i like the impressions vid though :P

[SniperKitty101]

lol that was so funny, " and just any old spanish like they teach in Canada, or the new king james version of the bible" ROFL

[marianapreciosa]

el gato hace kikiriki???

That was funny...

oh and you're hott!!

[ReesesAlicia]

weird i dont care if you hate this comment

[theholycheese]

i dont care that you dont care that I hate this comment

[ReesesAlicia]

what???? your confusing

[Battossai3000]

YO SE ESPAÑoL and i didn't understand what he said