Sarah Palin Says John McCain Is Hands On And It's No Laughing Matter

[AnacondaMiningCo]

WOW YOU GUYS this isn't REALLY Sarah Pain

[SheedaWood]

meehguys i really feel lonely today anyone wanna chat

[Desante]

yeah she is pretty

[pinkidiot3]

Gawd shes gonna get elected in '12.

The Mayans new it.

They ended their calender on 12-21-2012.

People are saying that will be the end of the world.

Need I say more?

[AerusalePhoxJr]

no..it will be a start to the new world.

hey she can see her house in russia!

[KyleKrash]

if you had any brains youd realize that the mayan calander ends in 2012 just as our calendar ends on december 31st. ...seriously ... read up

[timebomb9000]

Wow that was really good and funny!!!! it had me like really thats her, but the end is like ok now i no, but good job, and i would so have a kid by you and your daugter, you guys are both whores, come to papa!!!Ok that was uncalled for, but really good job who ever you really are!!!!!

[mrcarterhimself]

Mrs. Palin....I don't really watch too much of the political scene in America...but I have to say...you are seriously hot! And this video just confirms it!

[dailo]

like it or not, I think Palin will run for President in 2012.

[gracieGLAMOUR]

Well that would bring meaning to the end of the world 2012 lol

[SarahPalinChannel]

Karl Rove has been grooming me to run for president for over two years now. It's just so amazing that the public has been too dumb to recognize that it was purely impossible that I just popped up out of thin air.

Thanks to the break down in public school education led by the teachers union that works so hard to keep bad teachers in business, most voters stay ignorant of the facts and are easily sucked in by the lies and misinformation that our camp and Fox News are such masters at broadcasting.

[Bonghitswithar50]

Is that where your Rovian smear tactics come from;Attack below the belt as possible and super-imposed bin laden's face on your triple-amputee-vietnam-vet opponents faces. What a piece of shit.

[KillJesus]

I am sure Palin will run in 2012 on some sort of platform of "change".

I think that the GOP should try to shed its polarizing image of mean-spirited people like Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly and Coulter, but Palin's 2012 run would only feed those types of Republicans.

[huangpei69]

MILF!!!! lmao...

[XXxxTheArmsofSorrowx]

can you say MILF!!! LOl

[ga5speed02]

this chick is hot

[chopwallace55]

this is a class act, not far from the money!

[playboyquan]

THATS WHY SHE DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD PLANS TO HELP BETTER US AND THAT';S WHY SHE MADE HER SELF LOOK LIKE A ASSWIPE WHEN KATIE INTERVIEWED HER , BECAUSE SHE IS TOO BUSY ACTING LIKE A SLUT ON YOUTUBE. NOT DOING HER JOB MC CAIN IS ONE OLD SICK LAME FOR CHOOSING THIS DUMB FOUNDED WOMAN. God i cant wait to vote , so we can sit her Fake As Down.

[mgmusicman94]

if you actually want to seem like sarah palin, you're gonna need an accent like her

[mbactress]

Girl you are so funny!

[papapump34]

I wanna hit that!!!

[920ducebag]

MILF!

[oneidafish]

did't she used ta play Ginger?

[SarahPalinChannel]

No I never played Ginger but she is a great role model for me.

Everything I know about foreign policy I learned from her character on "Gilligan's Island"...can't you tell.

[natosthan]

lmao! well you are so much prettier than Palin and I you even sound smarter in this video

[HomoGeneyes]

1) The US is in a depression.

2) The unemployment rate surged last month to 25 %last month.

3) The biggest one month jump, since 1984.

4) High price of oil is hitting Americans hard.

5) The STIMULUS checks were a shenanigan or maybe, JUST maybe it was a piece of wake up cash.

Till next time,

Brought 2 U by the "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW" Campaign. Check your local intel pentium processor for details.

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[NorskeDivision]

Good stuff! Sarah Palin is such a dumb slut!

Obama Biden 08!

[DrOmega]

on the real i'd smash sarah palin, shes got that milf thing going on

[SIMDIZZL]

Why would I ever vote in a vice President who goes against a grown ass mans decision tor ead anything he so desires..So what next are you going to try to ban Playboy magazine??? Bitch your crazy sit your ass down...On abortion your wrong...just becuase you have a retarded kid doesn't mean I want one if I could avoid that situation I would...Your just the dumbest bitch John Mc Cain could find...Your no Hillary..Hillary and you agree on absolutely NOTHING!!!

[RealCaptainAmerica]

Great video. But you have to work on the accent... you sound too smart to be Palin.

[beatbrain]

RealCaptainAmerica is right

You're making her look better than she is

try to make your accent sound more clueless

you sound like an intelligent woman

[IWillViolateYou]

Liar!

[SarahPalinChannel]

Of course I am a liar. Haven't you been watching the news. I'm a brilliant liar. And all the coaching I'm getting from Karl Rove and his band of intellectually challenged dwarves is only enhancing my ability to fool the public.

If you think I'm a liar now wait till I get into the White House. You haven't seen nothing yet.

[GTavalanche2rider]

sit on my face

[SarahPalinChannel]

Sit On My Face?...Hey that's just what John McCain said to me when he asked me to be his vice president.

[IWillViolateYou]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gdfsob]

"Nothing can stop me now".

HAHAHAHAHA wanna bet?

[LovelyYTRocks]

Ding ding!

The hot MILF alert is going off the charts!

Next try getting the "librarian" hairstyle.

It'll make you just THAT much hotter.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Thanks for your feedback.

Next weeks videos will reveal the "real" Sarah...from Sexy Librarian to Sexy French Maid. I'm pulling out my double barrels because I really want to win this race...and I know how bad Joe Biden looks in a dress. Thank god it's his wife, Jill who is the super hot one in the family. I don't think I could ever compete against Jill because she's not only hot but she has something I don't have..."Brains".

Plus I lie and she doesn't. Makes her two steps ahead of me.

[upyr1]

I never said Palin was a bad governer- just stating how Alaska operates. It runs on the PFD which is built up by oil revenu- so when you have $120 + per baral of oil Alaska will benifit. The importance of oil on the Alaskan economy is one the rasons the state unamisiously supports drilling in ANWAR.

[raybore]

This is boring as hell. Nearly two minutes of my life wasted.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I'm glad you got the message.

Vote for me and I'll not only be wasting four years of your life but your taxes as well not to mention your savings when the economy takes an even deeper dive with two equally economically inept politicians in the White House.

[upyr1]

7) Vindictive practitioner of cronyism - including attempting to fire the City Librarian of Wasilla for refusing to censor the library's books.

This never happened.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Oh CNN made a big fool out of everyone. They said they checked their facts and I never considered banning books is Wasilla. Well they were wrong because it's true, just ask Wasilla resident Anne Kilkenny.

I was terrified when Kilkenny's letter came out with the truth. But then I realized I had no worries because it may look like CNN is against us but we have them in our back pockets.

Thanks for trying to stick up for me but you are wrong call Anne Kilkenny yourself and get the "real" facts.

[PukuTheBear]

Sarah you're a tiger.

[PukuTheBear]

You got me. LOL I thought you looked older and seemed more nerotic with the hands thing.

The maid costume thing would be hot on the real Sarah Palin.

Too bad your not her. What are you doing tonight? Sex and a movie? You can wear the maid outfit? LOL

[PukuTheBear]

Sarah needs a crowd. She is not good at talking to cameras.

[SarahPalinChannel]

This is the real me, unscripted so I am taking my time. It's very uncomfortable when I'm put in the position of telling the truth.

I'm just not comfortable with the truth because it's been so long since I've told the truth about myself and my record that it's hard to remember what is fact and what is fiction.

When I want to remember what is true, all I have to do is google "Wasilla Resident Anne Kilkenny Letter", because everything in it is true, except for one thing regarding Trig.

[PukuTheBear]

It is the real you and I am the real me, but neither I nor you are Sarah Palin.

[SarahPalinChannel]

That's right I am not the real Sarah Palin I abandoned her when I made a contract with the "Dark Side" to be brainwashed and retrained by George Bushes top advisers.

Sarah is gone now and all that remains is a Bush Clone with perfume ... and I'm stinking up the whole campaign with all my lies.

The "Real" Sarah Palin used to be a Christian but thanks to Karl Rove and the George Bush Bushwackers you'll never have a chance to experience the true me again.

Sarah Palin may be gone forever.

[BeSmAHt]

I thought the rendition u gave of sarah palin was wonderful!!! u hit it out of the park !!!!!!!!GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD JOB!!!

[niamtxiv]

ahahah this is hilarious. i hate Palin, she needs to stop speaking tongues. LOL

[btech7]

You can't stand her because she's a real Christian right.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I used to be a "real" Christian. That was before I ran for mayor of Wasilla. I realized that lying was fun and it helped me get my way and my way is God's way. We talk every night. After I have a couple of beers I start talking in tongues.

In fact I lied in the video above. It was not really research but God's voice that pointed me in the direction of buying the "Sexy Librarian Costume" to campaign in.

When you follow God's will, you can't go wrong and you might get laid.

[CoPiloT21]

You didn't play it good!

You have too much coherence, confidence and vocabulary, she has none

[BeSmAHt]

Real christians don't lie for fun like she does about their position on the Bridge to Nowhere, real christians don't allow their kids to have sex out of wedlock. THose are REAL CHRISTIANS for ya.

[blicksflicks]

I hate when people like that try to define a Christian and aren't Christians themselves! You're disgusting. No better than anyone else. We're all sinners and fall short the Glory of God. Come back to your senses, and read Romans Chapter 3! How dare you point fingers at Sarah and her daughter!

[btech7]

Allow, you think she allow sex out of wedlock? Did your Mother allow you to have sex under age, NO I'm sure of it, but I bet you did at one point in life. Maybe you did it in the back seat of a Chevy who knows, but you did. I did it at 14, she was 16, but we did it. It's was not right, but we did and my Mother and Father had nothing to do with it.

[BeSmAHt]

I am a 21 year old woman and I can honestly tell you that I have never had sex before. My mother never told me not to, but I had boyfriends and we never did it. My sister who is now 25 has not had sex either; even though she has had many boyfriends in the past. My mom did not speak with her either...so maybe children do pick up on the example of their parents.

[ThisAmerican1]

You only wish you were Palin!! What a loser!! BTW you have NONE of her intellect or beauty, and portray her using your ignorant value system. I will never watch a Michelle Pfieffer movie again or ANY of David Kelley's shows.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Good God, usually Karl Rove hires smart people to do his dirty work. He must be slipping. You must be down right stupid if you think I am Michele Pfieffer or even know her or Kelley.

The closest I've ever come to them was years ago when I attended a Mass and breakfast (with 500 other attendees) during which Kelley received an award from the Catholics In Media organization for his spiritually uplifting T.V. programs.

You either need glasses or need to turn your resignation into Karl Rove.

[channeIreview]

sarah!!! i am so glad to find your new channel!!

[SarahPalinChannel]

OMG it's my fantastically talented friend from across the ocean. Fancy meeting you here.

I'm so sorry for not keeping in touch. I guess you can see why. As you know from my past I am always on one kind of mission or another.

This time I am running for vice president.

Can you believe it? I flunked out of four colleges before I got it right and I had to hire a city manager for Wasilla after taking office because I didn't know what the hell I was doing, and some how they still want me to run.

[SarahPalinChannel]

The press continues to twist the things I am saying and after last night's interview with Charles Gibson they are accusing me of being scripted I will be retreating for a short time to my hometown of Wasilla for more rest relaxation and training.

Over the weekend I will be taking a refresher class in Karl Rove's Sin Doctor 101...whoops I mean "Spin".

Plus I will be taking a private improv class with Robin Williams and the remaining members of the Papaya Juice improv group.

[Feyrhawk]

palin is a book burning slut

[rambothediscoinferno]

Even though she never burned any books?

You believe in fairytales hahaha!!

[SarahPalinChannel]

Correct I never burned any books but I did set out on a rigorous campaign to try to get them banned.

I am running for office so I had to lie about not talking to Wasilla librarian Maryellen Emmons about banning books. I publicly say that I was just asking about the policy.

The truth is I did speak to Maryellen about banning books.

She said she would refuse to ban any books.

I threatened to fire her.

The town stood up for her and recall me so I stepped down and Maryellen moved out of town.

[PhillyEmeraldguard]

don't she I bet she's in her 20's

[inkbou]

god this womanis so sad

[SarahPalinChannel]

That is tue, I am very sad.

My daughter Bristol got knocked up by a drop out redneck who doesn't want kids and just wants to party and hunt.

Wasilla is the meth capital of the nation.

My son, Track is hooked on drugs and the only way I can try to save him and try to save face for the campaign...is to send him off to Iraq. If he is going to kill himself with drugs it is better that he go to Iraq where he is safer.

I pray for Track's health and safety everyday.

If I let him stay in the states

[pikechris1]

very funny and right on the spot! im giving you

*****! ;-)

[kingmc]

No I wish I could believe that this is the real Sarah But I can't, I dont think she lost her mind, but good job at making these fake videos. Obama 08

[TuxLady]

Ok, I'm retarded.

[StJosephMI]

Palin is a woman that guys want to fuck but thats about it. Anyone that thinks she can lead this country and be :resident is retarded.

[SarahPalinChannel]

A Special Note: Since the press continues to twist the things I am saying and after last nights interview with Charles Gibson they are accusing me of being scripted I will be retreating for a short time to my hometown of Wasilla for more rest relaxation and training.

Over the weekend I will be taking a refresher class in Karl Rove's Sin Doctor 101...whoops I mean "Spin".

Plus I will be taking a private improv class with Robin Williams and the remaining members of the Papaya Juice improv group.

[ThisAmerican1]

Okay...WHO is this? Michelle Pfiefer? That is CERTAINLY not Sarah Palin...what a bunch of idiots!!

[SarahPalinChannel]

A bunch of idiots...oh course we are. I mean look at me. First my daughter, Bristol gets knocked up by a redneck party boy who dropped out of high school. I had to send my drug addict son off to Iraq to try to scare him straight and my husband's former business partner who I had an affair with took sex videos of our sexcapades. How dumb can a woman get.

Wow, and thank you being compared to Michele Pfiefer, she is my favorite actress. And her husband's show Boston Legal is my favorite show.

[USA04July1776]

"Sarah Palin is Commander of the

Alaska National Guard. Consider this: Alaska is the 1st line of defense in our missile interceptor defense system. The 49th Missile Defense Battalion of the Alaska National Guard is the unit that protects the entire nation from ballistic missile attacks. As governor of Alaska, Palin is briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, & counterterrorism. Her exposure 2 classified material may rival even Biden's & certainly far exceeds Obama's."

[red5llaw]

Folks - Look Closely at "Her" Neck, it looks like there was an "Adams Apple"! (S)he is the Real thing that for sure!

[SarahPalinChannel]

Busted! I'm the one who wears the pants in the family because Todd is always putting on my skirts and hiding them in closet.

After all the hundreds of times my face has been seen on millions of TV sets around the world I would have guessed that someone would have looked more closely and seen my Adams Apple sooner.

People sure do need glasses.

Gee, I'm the one wearing glasses and I don't even need them any more. I just wear them to stand out in the crowd of all the other corrupt politicians.

[CBERASTUS]

The dems are running scared if this is all they can come up with!

[mgband]

They are running scared because they are afraid of the chaos that the US will fall into with such an inept leadership if Palin/McCain is elected.

Get it right buddy.

[bigge525]

We know, you support a woman's choice, but

only for YOUR daughter, you pray to get rid

of the gays, and your a flip-flopping liar

on the bridge to nowhere. So if you have

nothing to hide mam, why are you hiding from

the mainstream news on youtube? The only

real bridge to know where is the McBush/

Palin ticket. Good luck stealing Obama's

message!!

[SarahPalinChannel]

You ask why I am hiding from the press...isn't it obvious. I'm a dingbat, I have zip foreign policy experience and I have no idea what I'm really doing . So I'm holed up at the Ritz watching "Millionaire" with Meredith Vieira and memorizing this god damned giant script that Karl Rove gave me to memorize.

Plus I'm working with a drama coach so my lies will seem much more believable especially after I see my son off to Iraq. Karl Rove wrote that scene into my script months ago, guy's a genius.

[snorp73]

Dork, she'll be on tomorrow and Friday with Charles Gibson.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I know my drama coach is so excited. I've memorized all my lines. I'm going to have every mother in tears when I talk about my son, Track, going off to war, wow!

It will be easy to nail my lines because Karl Rove gave me the script over a year ago. And Track was reluctant at first to say yes to the script (considering he could actually get killed if he took the part) but I convinced him it was going to be a role of a life time.

We may not get an Oscar but we will get the White House.

[gogreen18]

Is this a joke or something? Lol

[SarahPalinChannel]

Of course I'm a joke haven't you seen my record and the list of lies I've been repeating in the press.

[snorp73]

1.) An Alaskan Surplus

2.) An 80% Approval Rating.

3.) Got rid of a private jet and personal chef

4.) Obama could only HOPE for those kind of "scandals" you have listed to the right.

And honey, no offense but it is not happening for you. Though I always admire those who try and imitate the extremely attractive anyway,

[SarahPalinChannel]

Isn't it great that Alaska has such a big surplus. Even though I had nothing to do with it I always enjoy lying that I did.

And as for my 80% approval rating, I really should be getting %90 since I paid for everyone of those approval votes with the $3200 check I'm cutting for every Alaskan citizen that will reach their mailbox September 12.

And that check will hit this Friday one day after the giant photo op I'm doing with my son as he bravely goes off to fight a war for America's freedom.

[SarahPalinChannel]

My son Track is such a hero, or at least most people will think he is.

I am so excited because this photo opportunity has been planned for way over a year.

It's all in Karl Rove's script. That guy is such a genius. He's had this planned from the get go. Didn't you already see those videos that were produced months ago about my background that were posted over 3 months ago.

Any way I am going to suck up all the press on September 11th when I say goodbye to my son with tears in my eyes.

[SarahPalinChannel]

As for the jet I sold on ebay, that was a lie too. What a dummy I was trying to sell the plane on ebay. We had to pull it off because it "Didn't" sell.

But that's okay because in a sweetheart deal a Valdez entrepreneur bought the jet for $300,000 less than the brokers asking price.

So it was sold at a giant loss to the state but at least I got it out of the garage where it was taking up too much room.

And as for firing the chef, I lied again, she was reassigned.

Boy, lying is so much fun!

[snorp73]

She did not say she SOLD IT OB EBAY ....she PUT IT ON EBAY. Secondly, Liberals are so stupid they don't even understand the same tax code written by their own Charles Rangel. THE PLANE COST 2.7 MILLION WHEN IT WAS PURCHASE. She sold is for 2.3 million two years after its purchase. Using the IRS tax tables, the depreciation on that plane taken off would have placed its value at 1.8 million meaning she sold it AT A GAIN! But really, is this what liberals consider scandolous? Boy you're desperate.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Thank you for trying to stick up for me but it is true that I used words that would give the American public the impression that I "sold" it one eBay. Which of course is a bald faced lie.

I did not sell the plane on eBay. No one made an offer so I sold it at a giant discount ($300,000 off the brokers listed price) in a sweetheart deal to a Valdez business man.

So what if the state of Alaska lost $300,000 in the deal. I hated the upholstery in in the cockpit...although I did like the cock.

[snorp73]

Palin has been Governor for two years. Nothing to do with it?

Wasilla now has more revenue and is more prospers by many things she's put in place.

And as for the $3200 check, isn't that precicely what we're talking about, here? Putting the government on the side of the people? Big oil profits at the expense of everyday families is what she took on and defeated.

Finally, you're exactly why Obama is now LOSING. Nobody takes stuff like this seriously. We need real facts.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Fact is I claim to be fiscally conservative but I increased spending in Wassila by 33% and increased taxes by 38%.

I'm ahead for 2 reasons. I'm good at lying. And our educational system is broken creating stupid voters that fall for all this shit Karl Rove writes for me.

He's the Great Houdini who has the skill to change all my faults into assets. He's also helped me to "Disappear" all the damaging evidence about me on the internet.

Why just the other day he pulled a rabbit out of my butt.

[upyr1]

Nope- Alaska always has a surplus becuse of the pernamant fund divedned. (PFD) The state insets its oil revenu in a well balanced mutual fund- stocks bonds name it. The principle is never touched- so the state funds its elf from the PFD- and what ever is not left over is distriuted per capita.

[konovik]

Surplus because of oil ? What do you say about middle eastern countries ? Do they become good if they have more oil money ?

[SarahPalinChannel]

Your question is, "Do Middle Eastern countries become good if they have more oil money.

My answer is...only if they accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and savior. If they don't they will just burn in hell.

[upyr1]

Alaska will always have a budget surpluss- its called the PFD.

[JohnBScott86]

Wonderfully portrayed! Just don't skip rehearsal next time so you don't have to pause so often.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Thank you for your comment.

I don't rehearse because I just come from the heart...yeh, the heart of darkness.

I know there is a rumor that Karl Rove's goonies write all my speeches and that I'm completely scripted but that really isn't the case of beer...oh, excuse me I thought it said ...Oh never mind...

[heltrim12]

Excellent....you are briliant!

[SarahPalinChannel]

Of course I'm brilliant...and I believe everything I say...even though half of it isn't true.

Please check back on this site so that I can share more videos with you that stretch the truth and fabricate reality.

Speaking of "Reality", I learned a lot about reality by watching the "E" channel and "Living Lohan".

That Dina Lohan is my real role model and hero.

I just love the way she's able to get so much mileage out of her daughter's misfortune.

I'm trying hard to do the same thing.

[ClayPride]

Any lady who can breast feed a baby while irritating Russians on the phone surely deserves the vote of all of us who want to start a new cold war. I own stock in Allied Chemical--go war, more wars, lots of wars. Palin against Putin(I like the sound of that) and thats what it will be as soon as John songbird McCain kicks off.

[DereckLamar]

Your Hott Sorry but i had to say that...

[annamoradi]

i no ur not palin.. but UR VERY HOT XD i want you.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Wow Anna...thank you so much...I checked out your site and you seem pretty hot yourself.

I really get off playing playstaion2 and xbox 360 games too.

My daughter, Bristol makes fun of me because I get so excited when a new game comes out. She says, "Oh mom grow up, your much too old, after all you are the governor."

Then I yell back to her, "Make that the Vice President in training, buddy...and don't you forget it. Now clean up your room"

"And, Bristol, quit playing with my playstation2."

[annamoradi]

lol im called sam and thats my sisters youtube acc.

HOTTIE! :D

[SarahPalinChannel]

As I said...I think you are pretty hot yourself.

[teknokracy]

Wow you are way too old.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I'm trying to look much older so that poor old John McCain doesn't look so much like a shriveled up dry prune standing next to me.

[ClayPride]

ha ha ha...maybe you could spit shine his comb over just like you taught your babies to do!

[Ddubya77]

You don't have to try to look old, you get that done without help.

[SarahPalinChannel]

I have "A Lot" of help to look old.

You would look this old too if you were trying to out run sleazy, slimey sex pervert, John McCain.

Plus my daughter dropped out of school and is pregnant from a partying, redneck drop up who hates kids.

My son is a petty thief with a giant drug habit and I hope that sending him to Iraq will straighten him out before he gets killed.

And I'm still exhausted by the affair I had some years back with my husbands ex-business partner.

This would make anyone old.

[sexyalmondJOY18]

I actually liek this video.u sound just like that fucking bitch.I can't stand her. obama

[wizann39]

What's the difference between Hitler and Palin? You guessed it, LIPSTICK!

What's the difference between John McCain and Benedict Arnold? NOT A GOD DAMN THING!

[SarahPalinChannel]

I am very hurt by your implication that Hitler and I somehow have anything in common.

Just because I shoot defenseless animals and I am suing the federal government to force them to take the polar bears off the endangered species list does not mean I am a butcher and have no reverence for life...plus I have a better haircut.

[Ddubya77]

Polar bears are not on the endangered species list, and animals are here for us to eat. Get real, and no you're not better looking. Skankier maybe.

[SarahPalinChannel]

Oh get over yourself...I'm much better looking than a polar bear...and much tougher too...As you can see by my record in Wasilla and in the governor's office...I'll eat you...I'll fire anyone who doesn't agree with me. They don't call me Sarah "Barracuda" Palin for nothing.

And you are right I am a skank. I got pregnant before I was married and now my daughter is following in my tracks, and my son is a drug addict who I'm shipping off to Iraq to save him from his greatest enemies drugs and me.