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  • Queer

  • this show used to be so unlegit, but its kinda the exact same thing

  • 0:00

  • hey! he said he fired roger what the hell

  • lol u funny bro

  • All negativity is the result of Life Force Energy parasites in the form of negative memories that have no right being in you, your mind/body, and your energy field. These are foreign "hijackers" that have pirated your mind/body and have exiled you from your own life. The Mind Resonance Process (MRP) helps one totally purge these foreign toxic hijackers once and for all allowing you to return to, reintegrate with and restore complete ownership over your mind/body/life.

  • How much coffee did you drink before this video lol?

  • wtf are u talking about?

  • LOL. Oops. Wrong.video.

  • @ShowThisToYourFamily. Thankyou for that insight? Baha. Yes, it's manslaughter if you wanna put it that way. But what I'm saying is they can't charge her for murder. Manslaughter at the most.

    I'm tired. Forgive me. I always watch this before I pass out. So I'm not thinking properly.(: oops.

  • Phils face at0:52 is hilarious

  • Oh hey RayWilliamJohnson 2ucks! Nice to know you like to abuse the cut to/ cut to/ a.d.d. format all the other morons like to beat off too! :D Enjoy non-originality for the rest of your life.

  • Yeah Obama is a citizen, a citizen of Hell, just ask all the nice black people who voted for him, they know he's a phony at this point. Do you?

  • You are the retard. I'm not sure if you think you're funny or entertaining, but I find you annoying. And you could say "But I get all these views! That must mean I'm right!".

    No. What that's saying is there's a lot of easily entertained fucktards watching Youtube.

  • @jkurse555 I wouldn't call him a retard.... No, not at all. However I agree on his voice being really really annoying. Popularity, clicks etc. do not say anything about being right or doing the right thing. The voice is so uhhh that I don't want to listen till the end. Wonder if he can check how many views were complete.

  • do you even know what electrolytes are?

    ugh... yeah, they're what plants crave

  • omg I'm Shocked

  • This guy is incorrect and thinks he's right, which makes whatever he says unrealiable.

  • interesting

    

  • Awesome :D

  • DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY.

  • What interest would you have in Megan Fox? I thought you were ... you know.

  • this dude has a baby face an a news caster voice...he needs to team up w/ tosh 2.0

  • this dude has a baby face an a news caster voice. he needs to b put on tosh 2.0

  • stupid yammering retard. i didn't see anything about walmart or mind control. (insert joke about "that's how it works). This is "civilization" today. Listening to a yammering idiot ramble on about nothing while the world burns. well done, nero.

  • Lol...awkward turtle.

  • wow, phil totally confirming the stereotype there about black people ... how they are abused by white people like you.

  • there is no MInd Control conspiracy. maybe in the advertising but humnakind enjoys all the trash served to them. Society is the way it is, LIVE WITH IT.

  • @nachomao no society is molded this way, everything must have a subliminal purpose depending on your beliefs, you think your care free attitude was always existent, or maybe influenced, keep in mind that i would always consider the possibility that it could be genetics and you could be right, but for you to dismiss the idea so you can enjoy your up and down reality isn't going to help you

  • 0:50 Makes sense: nobody can control your mind, if there's no mind left in your head.

    2:10 1k friends on FB? Easy: start playing FarmVille or another f-ing waste of time; you'll get plenty of friends, but it will greatly impair your work abilities. Which kinda defeats the purpose, but heeey, dumb job requirement is dumb.

  • 0:40 ahahahahahAHAHAHAHYAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHahahaha

  • Who has seen the ORIGINAL certificate?

    Where are his friends from kindergarten or sooner?

    All in Kenya.

  • its not pronounced Bast-Eel

  • LOL

  • You are a TRAITOR to the USA & someday you will pay for your Treason.

  • @WulfBand Hah! you call him the traitor?

  • I am turning you all into Hillary for thought crime.

  • What is with that bike peeking out of the hallway to the left?

  • That car was a mind control agent if I ever saw one; well if they are all that smart you know we can rest easy knowing that our minds are in their hands.

  • they give this shit to ppl. they they use sequences to tell some that they are a sacrifice. it happens. I am one of these. I think the term is a PATSY. they fuck with your mind,  memory triggers something. Manchurian CANDIdate.

  • psychotronic warfare with your mind with radiofrequency weapons,yes we have the technology ALREADY, kept secret from the masses,

    /watch?v=GCZK3SrI3zo

    /watch?v=1Moen8Zmcyg

  • you're a stupid fuck

  • awkward turtle!!

  • LOL, @ 2:16!!

    She's so cute.. Yet scary..

  • i had feeling(when i click on the video) like goin too wallmart because of the name of the video,i still didnt . :/ its funny but i was disaponited i didnt get mind controll too wallmart

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  • You look like Finn from Glee

  • German snitchers are systematically spreading hatred and lies.The aim is to distract from German atrocities comitted during the NAZI time and today. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years. I recorded more than 450 hours of evidence which ended in the legal system. The BND which is the renamed GESTAPO continued to torture my brother for another 1.5 years, now with the aid of the "legal“ system. Markus Bott was murdered on 11.7.09 to suppress our homepage.

  • @vikinghavoc @wwwtotalitaerde Anything is possible.

  • interesting chose of advertisment google have on. that's mind control

  • You know I've never watched this guy before, but he's awesome, he's just speaking the truth and gettin some genuine laughs out. keep it up my friend.

    -brent brown

  • not this faggot again I hate this guy

  • That theory is retarded. If you have a device that can read your mind that means it has sensors like this watch?v=40L3SGmcPDQ It would also need electromagnetic pulse generators to control your mind. Sensor only receive. Totally stupid. Cannot happen.

  • That frame skipping shit is so annoying.

  • @NebunLaCap i agree,almost EVERY vlogger does it too, to seem interesting and fast because they never actually have much cool stuff to say

  • @ZombieSlut13 And also because they can't do it all in one take. Who knows how long it took them to come up with those lame jokes. It would make them look a lot better if they re-did the video in one take after making one of these which is really just rehearsing.

  • Actually, look up Obamacrimes He STILL has citizenship in indonesia as Barry Soetoro. Since he renounced his US Citizenship, he cannot hold any public office. That's not a conspiracy theory; there is evidence to support it.

  • @Leonicdragon You can hold multiple citizenships you dont have to renounce none of them.

  • @NebunLaCap exactly... great use of a double negative ;)

  • @Leonicdragon what i say?

  • @NebunLaCap that's right; just keep drinking the fluoride, intelligence is overrated...

  • @Leonicdragon hey you sonovabish i axed you a got damn queshion

  • @NebunLaCap LMAO!

  • at 1:24 look at the middle-left part of the screen

  • @st0mpy77 ???

  • ze frank you ain't

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  • I like Phil, I really do, but I sometimes wonder if he is receiving money from the CIA's Mockingbird fund. Just a little. Please feel free to response to this commit with your own hateful and curse word riddled commit. Because YEAH! it’s Youtube!

  • What does walmart have do with this rant? Other than I must be cheap because it got me to watch! I feel so used, and dirty.

  • His voice is beyond annoying.He should be put down.I am sick of these illbred arrogant american's,and their juvenile banality.

  • @montsyblackmadonna trololololol

  • youre a fucking idiot get a life wierdo!

  • Only a Clickhungy B**terd

  • haha and the guys who bashed his head in the windwhield thinks he is tough ?

    my 4 year old cousin broke the back window with one hit and didnt even cry...

  • anyone else notice that black wheel? popping in and out of the left hand side of the frame?

  • Obama citizenship is debated, due to the fact of his origins of his birth possibly being of Kenya and not being born in the borders of the United States of America.

    The source of this debate is a lack of a physical documentation of his birth certificate that recognizes him as property of the United States.

    The constitution declaring that only natural born people as citizens can serve out country in the capacity as presidents. Its one of many laws that are designed to protect our country.

  • Does anyone else feel stupider after watching this?

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  • Your father are Irish or French, Stephen Colbert jr.

  • Buddy Obama is not a natural born citizen, he was born in Kenia.

  • pretty gay.

  • This is not Clever or Cute or "Entertaining". It's just plain Dumb.

  • 2:18-2:35 I couldn't see a damn thing. It was black as night.

  • I could subscribe to you but I wont because you have random misleading images on every video.....

  • IMA KILL YOU!!! XD

  • ahahahaha lol

  • AWKWARD TURTLE

  • stupid

    

  • some people watch fox news, some people watch...whatever other news channel, I watch the Philip Defranco

  • This appears to be a case of strabismus-induced insanity.

  • no one ever question whether the preasident was a citzen or not until a black one came alone(i was being blunt not racist).

    oh and phil, none ur links work any more

  • Fox news is fair and balanced news coverage for the most part. Try digging your head out of the sand and stop being so ignorant.

  • awkward turlte FTW

  • no proof wheres the birth certificate. you are very weak minded mr, sheep

  • i can feel my attention span shortening.. 

  • look up "Reading from the Book of Troll" preacher cusses about trolls

  • Sorry but Fox is reliable, Obama isn't a citizen,and I don't blame the soldier saying he doesn't want ot go to war with this moron in charge.

  • only 18 months for murder?

  • @tonyelbows keep in mind he said to do it and it wasnt intentional

  • @brandon9190 wheres the proof it wasn't intentional .. and whats to stop somebody from killing another human being and sayin oh well he/she told me to tie them up and gag them.

  • dude, now i'm seriously beginning to hate intelligence!!

  • MIND HACKERS!

    "Let's hack your mind. With bullets."

    10 points to whoever gets that.

  • July 14th is my Birthday!

  • Ur so damn funny

  • STFU FAGGOT CLICKED THIS SHIT BY MISTAKE NOW I WANT MY 3 SECONDS BACK

    YOUR A FAG BITCH

  • my names sxephil and IMMA KILL YOU lmao that was great

  • omg i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ur glassess!!! wear them all the time please

  • i was watching this video and the guy who hit his head on the car made me punch myself in the ballsack by accident

  • when will the mind control be coming to my walmart

    i really want to buy some mind control

  • @darthsasuke554 I thought he was going to talk about this device that uses your eeg brain signals to operate and control computer applications like video games and run things like electric wheel chairs and anything else that you can think of. I think this shit is some totally awesome advances in technology and I for one (a self proclaimed tech geek) would love to get one! This stuff is amazing and its only first gen. Think where it will be in ten years.

  • I think this guy might be intelligent? There seems to be a moral intellectual point to all his videos!!!

  • Why arent the new phils this funnah?

  • Mind Control Coming to a Walmart Near You!!! hmm in my country there are no wallmarts

  • akward turtle!

  • hahaha i couldnt stop laughing at the helium cough!! :P

  • stuped

  • The German state today systematically uses torture and assassination to shut down everyone complaining immediately. Examples are Heiner Gehring ( author ) or Uwe Barschel. My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years and then was assassinated. Because of our book and homepage linked on my channel. I had recorded more than 100 videotapes documenting this. Anybody who dares to tackle the German human rights abuses?

  • you are a fucken mad cunt!!!!!!!

  • that lady is fucking scary.

  • Reminds Me Of That Simpsons Episode. "You Want Some Cornbread mr. Jingles? Well You Can Forget It, Cause I'm Gon Kill You!"

  • aw..it's you again...well get a life

  • That's offensive to Alabama!!! You're still awesome, though. =D

  • make us think eh?

  • Odd, I've watched alot of Phils videos and not in a single one does he claim to be God's gift and serve any purpose.

    And how useless, annoying and pointless are you for writing that comment?

    Flame war in 3..2...1...

  • You're a worthless troll.

    There will be no war because no matter how many times you cry after this, I won't respond. He's annoying, you're annoying and his blog is a desperate ploy for attention.

    Gee, who can I talk about to bring attention to myself?

    That's his formaqt, it's shit.

  • Heh, I wasn't very serious about the Flame War countdown and you come off as quite a troll yourself.. Becides you're just one out of a zillion random angry internet people who got nothing better to do than criticize everyone and everything they find on the internet. And you're not worth too much of my time anyway, I got shiny objects to stare at.

  • @DarkSigiles true

  • Meh... the world's gonna crack into pieces one day anyway.

  • LOL @ the very last person talking in the credits

  • megan fox scares me she looks like if she has no soul or emotions creepy but she is hot (in a creepy way)

  • 0:36 yes!

  • yeah the best part , agreed.

  • @btoynbee

    Wow that was funny. I literally went back and watched the video again just for that! Hahaha

  • hey good one, but please in next episode get out of your camera, I am really not interested in you food what you ate:D;)

  • Not one person has seen Barry the Kenyan's birth certificate. He is not an american citizen,and has still not shown many documents that he claims are real.College thesis,Diploma's,school records, proof of grade school address , and grade school records.There is no proof he's even alive except for the fact that we see his communist draconian puppet ass every stinking day on the indoctrination / news PROGRAMS. Why do you think they call them PROGRAMS?? Hmmmm! Wake up retard! Aim to live america!!!

  • I'ma kill you! funny guy!

  • your voice was deeper when you were younger

  • AWKWARD TURTLE

  • Everyone loves the Awkward Turtle!

    Also, "I'mma KEEEELLL chyoo!" Lol'd....

  • @pacosaidso

    i know right lmao

  • awkward turtle woo!

  • ahem..... the best part of the story IS his tactics. fyi

    also to answer the video question: 83,241

  • check out jedi mind ! they have a headset that lets you use your mind to control the computer!!! everyone check it out! next future video games! its has a cheap stock of .6cents

  • this guy is good!

    :)

  • haha i love it keep doing videos

  • i love the ackward turtle! bahahaha

  • i dont have enough time xD ha ha ha

  • Why is there a wheel appearing and disappearing in the bottom left hand corner in the first half of the video?

  • i can see it in the doorway

  • Fuck Megan Fox sagia castaneda is so hotttttttttttttttt

  • why Alabama? everyone hates us Dx

  • Rofl

    'now with electrolytes!'

    Idiocricy ftw xD

  • what is this? how did i get sub'd to this? annoying delivery....

  • akward turtle xD love it

  • To celebrate Bastille Day we should listen to the song by Rush.

  • RANDOM IDIOT BASHING HIS HEAD IN!!! XD

  • @tadpolesexxx yo everyone check out the jedi mind mouse! this company has made software that makes it possible to move the computer mouse with your mind and type as well! its will probably be able to hlpe disabled or also be use to play videogames, a real jedi force ability!!!

  • yeah, the internet is so powerful that people are still confused about obama's legitimacy to be president. Which he isnt. Which you would know if you used google for something other than mindless bullshit.