When I walk through the Park with the dog This big goose always hisses at me, so I hiss back and I end up spending 5 Minutes or so Hissing at a goose looking like a complete moron!
geese are soft, i own geese, they hiss as a self defence mechanism, you only have to walk towards them and they run away, they are also cruel buggers, they pick on the weakest goose
@travelsonic Or get a dog like my dads old Lurcher. Smart dog but this Goose went up to it hissing for some reason, lurcher just grabbed it by the neck and flung it round. snapped it's neck straight away. Then my dad had to buy a new goose, atleast the dog was happy
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I got bit by a goose when I was seven. I was at a farm with my church, and I said "Hi Goosey Goosey Gander." It honked at me, chased me, I fell down and then it bit me...
This is cool, brings back memories of being to the village as a kid. Man, geese may seem funny, but they are crazy aggressive birds - they'd hiss at us like vipers, and one bit my little brother, who was 4 at the time!
Geese are so cool. Once I was working at a nature centre and there was a super-aggressive goose that attacked everyone but sucked up to the manager of the park. The little bugger even bit me once. They are smart birds.
I had a mother goose hiss at me like that once on a golf course. I unintentionally got too close to her babies. She started flapping her wings and hissing at me, as my friends are on the other side of the pond laughing their asses off at me! This brought back those memories, thanks for sharing.
The ball was far enough away from them; I just had to cross their path on my way toward it. I ended up being able to hit the ball....and almost the goose chasing after me!
I knew why these kind of birds hiss. It is because birds have descended from dinosaurs. :)
KingZoritaGorington1 2 weeks ago
my goose hisses at me when i take away his watermelon.(-:
WhipCreamCrazy2010 1 month ago
I WAS AT A AMUSEMENT PARK AND I WENT OVER TO THE FENCE TO SEE THE GEESE AND THEY HISSED AT ME! I WAS THINKING, "HOLY SHIT!"
bingbang881 2 months ago
Shut up goose! You're a goddamned goose! Go back to laying eggs you bastard,
drago884 2 months ago
GOOSES ARE SO FUCKING ADORABLE! GODDAMIT!
Fmwins 2 months ago
@Fmwins Geese :)
cartmanofsp 2 months ago
i want a jody of goose,
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prakashpmathew 3 months ago
birds hiss??? wtf....
BiohazardBunney 4 months ago
Geeese are the velociraptors of today! and for that I LOVE THEM !!!!!!!! =D
shairaptor 4 months ago
i dont kow why. but i really like these animals.
they have such an funny arrogant attitude^^
plasticboy81 5 months ago
This happened to me when i was golfing
MonsterManStan 5 months ago
It's so cute!! :)
sshelget 6 months ago
I'd be pissed too if I lived in such a small filthy area.
zubery 6 months ago
my friend was chased by several of these dinosaur duck gooses and they tried to kill her. they were friggin hissin like mad.lol it was funny
Tomboy745 7 months ago
When I walk through the Park with the dog This big goose always hisses at me, so I hiss back and I end up spending 5 Minutes or so Hissing at a goose looking like a complete moron!
galloway62042009 8 months ago 3
OMG!! Its a snake goose!!!!
JaviAdf 8 months ago
I find it funny and cute at the same time when they hiss like. But it'll hurt if they actually bite you
limage84 8 months ago
@limage84 i doesnt really hurt i let mine bit me all the time when i play with them its just a little pinch
StephanieBarker1 8 months ago
why is that pigeon so anghrey?
TheBritishTeeth 8 months ago
@TheBritishTeeth did you really just call that thing a pigeon its a goose its in the name...
StephanieBarker1 8 months ago
:10 TESTEPOP
TheAnonymous6818 9 months ago
Classic signs of nervousness in a goose.
desertdarlene 10 months ago
one is hissing
one is pissing...itself laughing
XD
shawingz369 11 months ago
Sooo cute
noopklu 1 year ago
geese will fuck your shit up
jimexmore 1 year ago 2
AFLAC...lol
tfraud 1 year ago
They make good guard animals
rydag11 1 year ago
let the goose alone stupid fucks
DBSaiyanTim777 1 year ago
Be glad there was a fence in the way. Angry geese will end your shit.
AndTheWorldSoared 1 year ago 5
You missunderstand completely the hissing is an ancient voodoo goose-fu curse he's just put upon you killing you dead.... later in your life...
Crunz1 1 year ago
LOL 4 geese did that 2 me 2day hissed and flapped it wing and ade that noise......
LPSTVProductions 1 year ago
i do that to people all the time
TheRyanscool 1 year ago
goooooooooooose
homerrulesful 1 year ago
ha ha ha ha ha ..... (fance opened) SH*T run away !
platonicx 1 year ago 2
These buggers will really chase you if you piss them off...it does look funny however :P
OldSkoolgamerz 1 year ago
AFLAK!
josher2021 1 year ago
geese are soft, i own geese, they hiss as a self defence mechanism, you only have to walk towards them and they run away, they are also cruel buggers, they pick on the weakest goose
andrewstheman 1 year ago
@andrewstheman It's Weird, your body gets afaid of it by instinct.
Derp1978 1 year ago
That's the first time I heard a Goose hiss. I mean I know they can.
Ilovewashers 1 year ago
geese do this to me every time i go fishing at my pond they walk up on the bank right next to me and start hissing, stupid ass birds.
stangsaleens7 1 year ago
@stangsaleens7 Yeah? Kick one. Then see how it reacts..they're fucking powerful little shits when they want to be. Just don't turn your back on it.
Kernow31426955 1 year ago
@Kernow31426955 then you get the geese clan on ya theres more than just one. about 6-10
stangsaleens7 1 year ago
@stangsaleens7 Lol, where I used to find em, try 20 SCARY
Kernow31426955 1 year ago
"Yah? Kick one. Then see how it reacts."
If hard enough, and in the right place, they';ll be unable to [dead or injured].
travelsonic 1 year ago
@travelsonic Or get a dog like my dads old Lurcher. Smart dog but this Goose went up to it hissing for some reason, lurcher just grabbed it by the neck and flung it round. snapped it's neck straight away. Then my dad had to buy a new goose, atleast the dog was happy
Kernow31426955 1 year ago
So much for evopsych saying that males just want sex and are indifferent to the care of their offspring.
marxotube 1 year ago
mine hates it always tries to bite me when i feed him.
ryan02134 1 year ago
ol "Aflack"
llamalover02 1 year ago
it reminds me of the raptors from Jurassic park
joe848484 1 year ago
stupid laughing girly there
shairaptor 1 year ago
ça c'est un gros piou-piou!
businaromartin 2 years ago
wtf is up with the chainsaw toward the end of the vid?is that what was making it nervous???
dragonweilder101 2 years ago
Aflak...Lmfao
aquafey101 2 years ago
Goose!
RedOrchestra1984 2 years ago
That was the most dinosaur-like behavior I've seen in a bird.
DevilMaster 2 years ago 48
@DevilMaster dude i was thinking the same thing! its just their ancestors behavior coming out!
teddymv 1 year ago
@DevilMaster I agree! you can totally see a T-rex (for example) doing its roar in a similar manner.. only much louder I would imagine! =)
ak150884 4 months ago
the feather rattling is his most intimidating action he can do at you. They hiss just because you are making them nervous.
tiliamay 2 years ago
00:14 sounds like it does an impression of a fire extinguisher, then laughs at itself.
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runner123416 2 years ago
I got bit by a goose when I was seven. I was at a farm with my church, and I said "Hi Goosey Goosey Gander." It honked at me, chased me, I fell down and then it bit me...
wolfmyth007 2 years ago 3
hahahah valousal raptor!
TyShep06 2 years ago
This is cool, brings back memories of being to the village as a kid. Man, geese may seem funny, but they are crazy aggressive birds - they'd hiss at us like vipers, and one bit my little brother, who was 4 at the time!
ixat00 2 years ago
a goose hissed at my jack russell he got so scared he jumped into the river and they followed him and chased him XD
JJ26woop 2 years ago
Beautiful bird.
motonegros 2 years ago
they could kick you major ass! geese are very smart birds
shairaptor 2 years ago
lmao aww i wanna have that goose as a pet
prodigyomen94 2 years ago
Geese are so cool. Once I was working at a nature centre and there was a super-aggressive goose that attacked everyone but sucked up to the manager of the park. The little bugger even bit me once. They are smart birds.
Bio69 2 years ago 4
i didnt know geese hiss
marukio100 2 years ago 2
extremely funny, just like a little dinosaur lol
sarelle500gr 2 years ago
fierce
yuuutsu87 2 years ago
these are scary, the wingspan is about that of humans..
Spread wings and hissing, that's scariest
cyoosh1nj 2 years ago
Scary? You must be a total wuss. Grow some gonads man.
neelantra 2 years ago
A goose did this to me at work today. I'm a mailman lol. It chased me away.
Looktisme 3 years ago 47
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! that is the funniest thing ive ever herd hahahahahahahahahahahaha
prodigyomen94 2 years ago
@Looktisme
sorry that was probably us.
Crunz1 1 year ago
pissed poultry :P
llamalover02 3 years ago
AFLACKS A DUCK.. lol
CrystalGurly8 3 years ago
classic!
28019ab 3 years ago
AFLACK
mikeomite 3 years ago
lol that's funny
Pataflafla24 5 years ago
Lol, that goose is cute! Good quality video and good sound too. :)
izumitsumi 5 years ago 2
I had a mother goose hiss at me like that once on a golf course. I unintentionally got too close to her babies. She started flapping her wings and hissing at me, as my friends are on the other side of the pond laughing their asses off at me! This brought back those memories, thanks for sharing.
thejoint25 5 years ago 3
So did you have to take a drop or did you hit it?
-response to thejoint25
statboy08 3 years ago
The ball was far enough away from them; I just had to cross their path on my way toward it. I ended up being able to hit the ball....and almost the goose chasing after me!
thejoint25 3 years ago