Ali G at the FBI

[aintnunbutapenut]

lmao "studio 54" hahahahahah__area 51

[vincwie]

over 15 murders every second in the us?

that's like 1,3million ders every day

half a billion murders a year?,

while US population is like 310 mill?

Why does no one ever laugh at that part, am I the only one getting it?

[toppcat48]

@vincwie so people dont get born ?

[vincwie]

@toppcat48 the cbr of US is 14

with a population of 312mill, thats

4.3milion birth a year

next time you want to comment, do your maths

[toppcat48]

@vincwie shut up that's not a proven statistic people like you play right into the illuminati's hands

[toppcat48]

@vincwie wheeeey trying to wind you up kid don't get so worked up over a comment on youtube

[ChrondorProductions]

@vincwie its got nothing to do with that you idiot, its the fact that even though its exaggerated, hes not far off the mark with it

[vincwie]

@ChrondorProductions Oh no, not this again, look guys there were 14,748 murders in 2010 in the US, on a population of 300million, that's 0.000467656 murders a second in 2010, simple mathematics

And yes I do realize that 14748 is the number corpses found in 2010, so the real number is probably higher, but it's NOWHERE near 15 a second

[ChrondorProductions]

@vincwie stop taking it so literally, thats a fuckton of murders and so is 15 a second. a fuck ton + a fuck ton = the same thing, get over it mate, its just a joke, if you dont understand then youre an idiot

[vincwie]

@ChrondorProductions Lol dude, check my first comment, I was the one who said 15murders a second was a joke ; )

[BrangMeda]

He realy didnt get that he should stop using Ali g as an exampel

[TheEXpothead]

that aint true :)

[lmonto]

1;32 that ain't true  hahaha

[TheEXpothead]

they dont call him dangerous dave for nothing, my favorite of ali g's buddies

[clan131]

I iz faster than you, no i am.. cause i was to busy boning your wife ightttttt haha

[SuperPsychoninja7]

Is it at all possible to view this without the laugh track?

[thebuzdar]

@SuperPsychoninja7 those are on the tv show lol

[pucha786]

@halffaceshow it means having a shit

[halffaceshow]

Whaaat DOES he mean when he says a do a GAF on his head.

What does GAF mean......PLZ HELP:(

[fatihz]

I swear 2 you 2 day i don't know what your wife look like or wA EvVa. HAHAHAHA

COOOOOOL.

[vancouverdogdowncast]

"what is studio 54?"

"its a, a nightclub in NY..."

"yeah but whats in the basement?'

LOOOOOL

[timsennett]

The first guy interviewed is my dad!

[aprentiso123]

@timsennett he wont live next week...

KIDDING

[drakeishfyre]

@timsennett lies

[StanOfGB]

@timsennett Seriously? Cool!

[AnnaAssatrian]

@timsennett really??/

[Gang1242]

FB

FBI

AYYYYEEEE

[BillKiernan]

OMG the assistant FBI director is the biggest personality-less drip on the planet.

[HowHigh3103]

love when he strats doin the x-files theme tune

hilarious

[Pilkie101]

You are a fucking IDIOT!!!!!! You cannot write English you fucking little bastard you!!!!! It should be this:

I love it when he starts doing the X-Files tune. Hilarious.

[steal1993]

like it even matters. if you knew anything about language, you'd know there's no such thing as "proper" english.

and i could "correct" your phrase if i wanted. but i shan't, because it's just youtube, you're not writing a legal document.

[Pilkie101]

Fucking complete little bastard!!!!! Their is such thing as proper english, you just don't know how to use it because your retarded!!!!!!

[steal1993]

haha yes, definitely. i know it's hard, but to try to have an argument without using swearwords. and since we're arguing that there's proper english, stop using multiple exclamation points. it's not "proper". oh, and you've used the wrong "there".

[steal1993]

and it's "you're", not "your". honestly.

[Pilkie101]

Capitalise the first letter of you're sentence's dude.

[steal1993]

genuinely having trouble believing that's your response. really? and again, since you're showing off about your knowledge of english language (again), wrong "your". and "sentences" does not need an apostrophe if it's a plural. oh and one more, if you're using proper english, refrain from using colloquialisms such as "dude".

[Pilkie101]

You're first sentence is a fragment sentence, as is your second, and third, and forth. They're is no rule against using colloquialism's in English, but their is rules against omitting capitals at the start of sentence's. Also, you're second 'again', which you place in parentheses for unknown reasons, is redundant.

[steal1993]

you genuinely don't understand my argument, i don't want to spell anything correctly on the internet! i will when it matters, but here, on a youtube video of ali g, it does not matter. that is my point, my second point was that, just as in this latest comment from you, your spelling and grammar and structure are all "wrong". i think you need to actually do it right yourself, before trying to teach others. correcting my comments is a silly thing to do. it is irrelevant.

[Pilkie101]

@steal1993 Fucking stupid bastard!!! Lolz @ U!!! So your pointing out my mistakes and telling me not to point out peoples mistake's. Your a fucking shazbot!!! Fuck you and you're logically incoherent idea's

[Martinwaz93]

FB ighhhhh =)

[allidoishate]

LOLMAO  F.B. aiiiiii

[KlausBioMadsen]

IS IT DAVE?

[Pure4ndProud]

fo' real I is busy bonin' yo missis xDD

[OctoDDR]

Da FB...aiiiIIII?

[mohqambar1]

LOL why are u talking bout this on camera ! :D

[merkedulad]

lol busy bonin ur miss lol

[0boxster0]

FBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[exscape]

"Over fifteen murders happen in the US every second."

[exscape]

WTF dude? I'm more anti-religious than anything, and I was quoting Ali G. What's wrong with you?

[exscape]

BTW: 16000/365/86400 ~= 0.0005/sec.

[Fool12]

Lol, fag.

[AdiZetaFunction]

LoL Cocksucking, pedophile!

[jaybog10]

Whats "Goeff on his head" mean?! 0:49

[Litturatus]

Cum on his head.

[Exzellent]

SHIT ON HIS HEAD

[ChristopherElison]

"Guff", in other words, farting.

[djisii]

FB aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

[cxg945]

I was busy boning your missus!!!

[stealthunter14]

The guy at 4:48 looks like weird Al

[patz0406]

fbayyye

[stealthunter14]

Man: If one of your friends tells me that you're selling drugs

Ali G: was it Dave?

LOL

[pauyak]

FB  AYEEEEEE HAHAHAHA

[shaun2985]

"tommy hilfinger" lol

[titans24Colster]

funny!! wow I love his Vids

[kingkaza101]

lmao lol rofl

[NEO12051982]

gaffin???

*NEO*

[psarlay]

was it james? loool whoo??

[carnoug9]

was it dave* lmao

[psarlay]

james, dave its all the same...its still fucking jokes lool

[dezedee1]

anyone know the name of the drum n bass tune at 2 mins in vid ???

[MrAardappel]

I know you aint supposed to talk about it, but everyone out there wants to know about it, what is Studio 54 RESPECC ;)

[Dooky7]

ROFL!

[MetalShadow101]

FB? FBI aaight!

so funny

[woodywoodpissa]

-so what is the FB?

-the FBI...

-Aaaaaaaaaaaaight

oh yes so great

[suspec1]

its actually aaaaiii not aaaaight

[neothechosenone]

you feeling smart now that you corrected someone about the spelling of aiiight?

[suspec1]

i dont need a 16 year old from singapore making pointless comments trying to look big on the internet, thanks

[neothechosenone]

i like how you linked being sixteen, and coming from singapore, to looking big on the internet. real smart aiight. i mean aaaaiii.

[suspec1]

its not a direct link, its the fact that youre young and the television show is does not originate from your culture, which links to immaturity and ignorance. by the way, i prove my point with the fact that this episode of Ali G was called "Ali G and the F.B.Aii on british television.

[neothechosenone]

aii. thanks mate, now just because i live in singapore doesn't mean i was born here. im from catalunya, and i think its quite nice of you to call me ignorant without thinking of that first.

[suspec1]

ok i do apologize for the ignorant part, just a bit pissed off with the sarcasm at the time.

[neothechosenone]

cheers. shouldnt have started in the first place =).

[angrymuthafuka]

faggots

[staz1000]

They're not americans btw. it's from a british programme called The 11 O'clock show. It was mega!

[cfva2002]

this clip is rubbish, all them americans laughing in the background ruined it !! im raiting 1*

[joe33blue]

For Real !!!

[MatthewJamesEllisThe]

Actually, you're all wrong.

To guff, is to spit on.

[monkeyj123]

Guff is english slang for a fart.

[mungrus]

CLASSIC

[chakaroff]

SWEET!

[chinarules12]

what does guff on head mean

[Shinoda908]

i think guff on head means do a shit on his head

[joe33blue]

fart

[joe33blue]

fart on his head

[Chakl89]

haha..Ali nearly freaked the first FBI consulent out...haha

[KELVIN50]

hehe :D

[e7whu]

FB.. I!!  IIIII!!!

[moreno116]

The FBI dude with the moustache is a cool mofo actually who takes on Ali quickly!

[dontmesswitbk]

haha "i'll shoot u first"

"u dont have a chance i'm faster than u r"

"4 real i was busy bonnin ur miss's"

[markspeed]

The FB... Aight?

[shez182]

absolutely amazin

[michauxstephane]

eff bee ayyeee

[donz0r]

haha hillarious

[noz96]

FBI Aiii. FBI Aiiii. Ali in the FB, Ali in the FB BO!

[ZOMGPadZ]

"shut up, shut up, take that look off your face" ROFL how funny is that LOL

[felonyf1ghts]

hehehehe ''what is u looking at take,that look off ur face''

[JStyless]

HaHa.

[tawton]

LMFAO i love Ali G

[joeka]

lol xD

[ellaffs]

ROFL

[randyO]

lmao at this

[kidcashBG]

hahha



[sonnyboy1985]

Aiiiiiiiiiight!! lol