Billy Connolly - Terrorist Attack At Glasgow Airport , Must Watch!

[TheAmazingUploader]

My favorite actor of all time!

[snara98]

U canny beat us scotts

[blade0954]

lmao!!

[fooksake69]

If you leave us Scots alone we will be happy, if you come to our land and try to fuck with us we will fuckin have you, even the Romans knew not to fuck with us that's why they built a huge wall to keep us in!

[paladinee]

@fooksake69

Not like there was much they wanted beyond the wall. They werent even to happy about having whats modern England. They really didnt like the weather.

[libraladyish]

Theres obviously something SERIOUSLY wrong with the eight dislikes ?, SERIOUSLY, either that or their family members of the terororists who got their heads kicked in

[libraladyish]

Please ignore googlytube fellow Scots and Glaswegiens for he is just that , a fucking tube ,

[LordSaturnine]

Like 666

[ZobaK1]

this is fucking awesom!

[cleon24769]

Skoosh?

[Astonyshing]

The funniest thing that I have seen anywhere in ages

[danam22315]

I was laughing soo hard, I couldn't breathe. Tears streaming down my face. Hilarious.

[MsEdd1e]

so right,read another book,go out for a couple of beers with your mates,fuck a few chicks,listen to some led zep,maybe you would lighten up and stop being so fucking mental,and stop living 2000 years in the past.

[dogma01011951]

Glasgow's greatest moment, and possibly humanity's best answer ever to terrorists everywhere. I think we should pull everyone else out of Afghanistan and let the Glaswegians in to finish the job.

[GORDALLAPETRIC]

he said WIT lol

[stephenwrightmusic]

He has a different hair style in every video I watch lol. He looks like Vivaldi in this one.

[technics349]

fucking legend 

[cado3388]

skoosh? lol.

[PoisonInc]

Beating a flaming terrorist to death... that sounds like the most awesome thing to do.

[msLENNONLOVER]

@PoisonInc Billy C is a genius. Please try to see him - he is amazing!!

[TheFestivelights]

Billy must be the funniest man in the world. Always has me in stitches. God bless you Billy.

[TheRadicalLiberal]

Ya don't bring terra to Glasga - Glasga brings terra to you!

[TheIc3z]

there is no such thing as Terrorists

[grahamlive]

A bit of artistic licence in the telling of that story! A bit like John himself! :)

[sammykewl1]

Audio is terrible

[projeckt1948]

he sounded like rohd gilbert

[nunchuckerz]

richard prior and billy connolly the only 2 comedians to actually make my sides hurt

[novaline99]

@nunchuckerz The best stand up comedian EVER!!

[Apollomasque]

Thirty seven virgins? What the fuck am I going to do with thirty-seven virgins?

Give TWO whores, and I'm happy forever.

[snidelywhiplash]

"You know, the way an aerosol goes when you throw it on the bonfire..."

I think I see where American rednecks (lots of them Scots and Scots-Irish) got their proclivities.

[sinistergnr]

billy's fucking great

[Googlystube]

disliked because you put piles of shite in every corner

[KelticWoman1]

@Googlystube You disliked Billy Connolly - Googlystube - why.... are you anti Scottish? Pro terrorists or just a plain fucking eejit on youtube?

[Googlystube]

@KelticWoman1 actually it was because of all the piles of shite in the corners.

I thought I made that clear in my original post when I said 'piles of shite in every corner' ....but I guess I had to reitterate for the more stupid amongst us

[KelticWoman1]

@Googlystube Oh, that's okay I see it now, yes there is piles of shite in every corner of the screen - I also see the Blue Fairy in the top left one, and in the bottom right one, next to the shite there is an elf. Didn't realise my screen had piles of shite in every corner - glad you pointed that one out to all of us who aren't as clever as yourself.

[redpentje]

@KelticWoman1 i read ur comment with a Scottish accent in my head lol

[PrimalWolf2006]

@KelticWoman1 i think the last one qualifies

[kempouk]

@KelticWoman1 none of that, its just the audio was recorded in the hull of an empty oil tanker, that's what is disliked knob brain...

[KelticWoman1]

@kempouk Was I talking to you - have a bit of paranoid about you or just two youtube accounts. Do us Scots a favour and join the suicide army training....

[HOMEnHIGH]

@Googlystube ...little speech bubble at the bottom of the screen..."hide annotations"...press it...badda bing...:)

[tashpish]

@Googlystube what a pathetic little spastic you are.

[Googlystube]

@tashpish and does this look like a face that gives a tupenny fuck about your internet opinions? You weak internet phoney tough shit kicker you

[enkilakasha]

@Googlystube and who gives a shaite that you don't give a shait??

[Googlystube]

@enkilakasha your mother

[MrGamerBazer]

@Googlystube what a pathetic reason u know u can click the annotations icon right?

[Googlystube]

@MrGamerBazer which one do I click to turn you off I wonder...?

[MrGamerBazer]

@Googlystube lol you must have fuck all to do thats interesting in your life to spend your time being a creep. Hahahahaa XD

[Googlystube]

@MrGamerBazer Do you realise you type like a 10 yr old? You shouldn't really be swearing at your age

[MrGamerBazer]

@Googlystube and do you realise you behave like a 10 yr old. You really shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

[Googlystube]

@MrGamerBazer lucky for me your opinion doesn't mean anything in this world then I guess

[MrGamerBazer]

@Googlystube lol hey weirdo

[mtnscu]

@MrGamerBazer Wow. This is mature.

[MrGamerBazer]

@mtnscu meh i know should just flag and dislike :)

[mtnscu]

@MrGamerBazer :)

[amillar10]

Genius!

[najhoant]

"Good choice, boys!"

[DoomShepherd]

We should move Gitmo to Glasgow and instead of putting them on trial, just bring by a couple of Scots every week to kick 'em in the balls.

[jazzx251]

@DoomShepherd

Better still, dress them in a green and white convicts outfit and send them into the Rangers end at an old firm game.

[ACULTURE0]

For you still in the UK... chap the door... up for it any time...

[thehighlandsarealive]

I'm sorry, but totally stolen from Kevin Bridges. Bye Bye Grandad.

[Thrashead666]

@thehighlandsarealive I thought it was Frankie Boyle who I heard say this joke?

[VoyagerAbove]

@Thrashead666 I thought it was Craig Ferguson. Kevin Bridges as well. Glaswegian comics all share jokes. There is no stealing.

[Thrashead666]

@VoyagerAbove It's a good joke so I'm not bothered that there is different versions of it :P

[VoyagerAbove]

@Thrashead666 I agree; but a lot of people around here don't seem to. Same "he stole it" bullshit you see in every occupation and art form.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@thehighlandsarealive its not stolen this is just what went thorw any scotts mind when thay heard about it its just the way we think islamb bring it on alba na choiche

[moroney1]

@thehighlandsarealive I thought it was an archetye in that region

[thornysubject]

watched this many times,still laughed till my face hurt.. billy connolly is the best!

[TheFestivelights]

God bless you Billy. It's people like you that make life worth living.

[xjrman1]

Bin Laden doesn't shit in a bucket anymore. But he would probably fit in one now. hahahahaha.

[ClTIZEN]

We'll set aboot ye'

[Gherson069]

I couldn´t understand a single word but still had a good laugh. Billy rules!

[Alksy1]

5.32 , aye everytime you mention glasgow billy haha ,legend

[valarkas89]

one person dislikes this must have been the guy that got set about trying 2 blow up the airport

[valarkas89]

glasgow airport aint in bloody glasgow its in paisley lol bloody glasgow bought it cuz it was ment 2 be renfrewshire airport.......but only in scotland will you kick the shite out of a terrorist while hes burnin woop woop mon the scots

[najhoant]

Finally a terrorist attack people can joke about

[Enuiofmoonglade]

biggest laugh ive had in ages! Billy never loses his touch. always makes me roar with laughter without fail.

[ancietman]

There is no better person to bring a story to life. Any subject Billy tackles however unusual or mundane. This always makes me laugh. Does Billy write all his own material?.

[ancietman]

There is no better person to bring a story to life. Any subject Billy tackles however unusual or mundane. This always makes me laugh. Does Billy write all his own material?.

[TheFlicka28]

@ancietman He is responsible for his own material. He doesn't actually write anything down though. He just tells long stories. I heard him say that in an interview once.

[IRLPOKERBRAT13]

fuckin Eejits,,lol

[BlacKobra100]

What you doing in Glasgow looking for 57 virgins PMSL

[moxy1916]

thanks for uploading this

Billy Connolly is a Legend

[billyconnearly]

The quintessence of Scotland described in 7:06 minutes - Latin = Nemo Me Impune Iacessit - translation = Come and have go if ye think ye're hard enough! We hope ye like hospital food!

[najhoant]

"What are you going to do with 57 virgins? You've just blown your balls off! And what are you doing in Glasgow looking for 57 virgins?"

[KelarGridal]

Wow! I haven't heard or used the word sqooshin since I was a kid!

[thornysubject]

couldnt breathe watching this--so funny..

[kitkatbabytitch]

John Smeaton a hero if ever there was one i salute you mate makes me proud ta be scottish!

[kuriousoranj6876]

Not laughed so much in ages. Thanks!

[klm1760]

"The guys on fire and people are beatin' the shit oot um" - Pahaha. Oh how I love Glasgow. <3

[MsEdd1e]

we will set about you,not muslims,terrorists,fuck you and your sharia law,it is never going to happen,i will become a suicide bomber before i live in a country which has sharia law,get in a time machine and go back to biblical times and give the rest of us fucking peace.

[craigfromnewcastle]

oh sorry I couldn't listen to the second half of this - fuckin tears running down my face and laughing like I've not laughed for years hahaha

I love it!!

Going to Glasgow for terror hahahahaha "aye we like a bit o'terror in Glasgae!" hahaha

[TheQuantumKitten]

One person is an Islamic terrorist.

[altimalover555]

There is no thing as Islamic terrorisim. Terrorists use Islam name as a cover for what they do a get fool people to suport them.

[dontleademsomuch]

@altimalover555 there has been islamic terrorism for HUDREDS of years, as far back as Barbarossa

[altimalover555]

@dontleademsomuch

No way , please understand it people, those bombers use islam name as a cover for what they do, and to get fool people to follow them. so simple

[raresaturn]

The day is not complete unless you've kicked a burning terrorist in the nuts

[MegaTrainspotter]

what concert is this from? were can i get it?

[TheJazzmasterflex]

I was at this gig at the Clyde Auditorium - legend!

[MegaTrainspotter]

Can i get this concert on dvd?

[Phoenix1664]

Is this the "was it something i said?" tour? If so, its not the dvd one...

[MegaTrainspotter]

this is brill...were was this filmed?

[bandsandgroupsdotcom]

@MegaTrainspotter @ The Waterfront Hall Belfast.

[brighteyes3526]

this is hilarious! thanks for the upload. which tour is this off? I gotta get the whole thing if it's as funny as this!

[Haitchyy]

hahahaha

[rockchickfairy]

we'll set right about you

best thing ever

[aussiedon8]

Great Stuff

[madgleefan101]

i saw him in dundee caird hall funniest thing i have ever seen lol lol lol lol :)

[dave2806]

religious bigotry in Glasgow , your 400 years to late pal ! ..... i love glasgow !

[jimhammy100]

fuckin bril give us more big yin

[boogpatton]

LOLOLOLOLOL!

[MyDADsECKI3D]

fuk u bin laden

[foxyryan]

That is AWESOME right there!