Masturbating cat!

[GudrunShavonje208]

also bin selber aus Frankfurt

[crimsoncelesteshaw31]

Im on the weird side of youtube again.... smh

[ShaniMerriebk658]

hm bin selber aus Frankfurt

[TheBobgarley]

what the fuck this?stupid video

[daemonchadeau]

It's even funnier with this Benny Lava music going on too

[cecenoo]

sure!!!! it's funny when a tomcat does that!!! but when i do...let's call the police...he is a pervert...

[MegaNaenae13]

his penis is bigger than my ex-bf's.....O.o

[AlwaysDOA]

Does this count as lesbian action?

[f0xmuld3r]

@AlwaysDOA It depends. I am a guy but I consider myself "a lesbian" since I am attracted to women... Anyway: unless you don't mind the cat has a penis, then yeah you can consider it lesbian action?

[LeakyWicks]

fap fap fap

[MegaNaenae13]

OMG. His peepee poked out. LOL.

[Gitsie007]

What is the music to this? I know it is Indian but who is the artist and what is the song? 

[TheCrazyBitch]

Lol and he has the music in the back ground for the cool mood affect :D

[sugarpillguy]

If men were to succeed at this, all of society would collapse and human civilization would cease to exist.

[xbeeceaz]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH 

[mamananau]

And not a single fuck was given that day...

[xHaxxorz]

Y U no knock

[superspongenova]

Actually when a cat does this, it's because they have some sort of an infection. Cats are not exactly the most sensual animals. This cat needs a vet.

[MnesomnesTears]

This is a failure on your part to provide some lady cats.

[fatansassy911]

why am I here.

[f0xmuld3r]

@fatansassy911 Because it is illegal to kill you?

[f0xmuld3r]

@fatansassy911 because your parents forgot to use condoms?

[f0xmuld3r]

@fatansassy911 Because this is the Matrix?

[MISSFABLEGODDESSES]

WTF XD!

[TheRottenchild]

sick people with sick music and sick videos

[lickingkitty]

OMG. My cat masturbates too. She is a girl but now she can't lick herself she uses her paw.

[TheBeautiifulLiie]

OMG AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[itrombe]

i am aroused

[zencognito]

Why do people get all "holier than thou" because they had their pet's testicles chopped off? Castration isn't the only way to be a responsible pet owner... you guys need something else to feel good about.

[Pedofailed]

i'm glad my cat is fixed haha

[MYSISTERSBOX]

sexy

[CitySkin09]

Fuckin' cat porn.

[ThePassingGuy]

lol this is so wrong!

[peanutbutterblah]

Why he does this infront of everybody?

[1000000DJDeath]

is it broken? ;:I

[dee7247]

Ha! Actually I find it amusing as he learned it from watching you get "satisfaction" the only way you can.

[moonkittenk]

@dee7247 First, calm down... I doubt this video was originally recorded in the US. Our standards are not the standard everywhere. Second, both of my male cats were "fixed" and they both still have their sacs and it looks like they have everything when they sit like that cat is sitting.

[MarijuanaSmoothies]

da fuck

[dee7247]

Sick. Get the poor guy fixed and do your part to prevent pet overpopulation! Why would you put this on youtube??????

[f0xmuld3r]

@dee7247 It's on YouTube to annoy you specifically. And it worked!

[robynsegg]

@f0xmuld3r: I say give him privacy.

[poleeed]

@dee7247 you must be religious. welcome to the world.

[doodleboppershop]

._.

[wimpydude366]

i find this weird to masterbate to

[Alemirex]

Imagine he releases his claws?

[Trevo711]

Why would you even post this on Youtube...

[darkhusky88]

Why would anyone film this? Why would they even think "Gee I bet the world wants to see this?"

[rahim7a]

@darkhusky88 : Why did you click on the video then?

[darkhusky88]

@rahim7a

To ask my question? DUH.

[rahim7a]

@darkhusky88 : It's like turning on the t.v. just to complain about what is on it. Please develop a sense of humor.

[darkhusky88]

@rahim7a

No, its more like flipping through the channels and seeing something utterly disturbing and you go "What the fuck is this shit?"

[byurefcezarc]

Proof that masturbation is natural. Heard us, St. Thomas Aquin?

[Jamatastic]

Nice music

[myohmeohmyohme]

Why is he licking his nonexistent nipples?

[f0xmuld3r]

@myohmeohmyohme It's a re-incarnated man: he still thinks he has nipples.

[blackdawn117]

@f0xmuld3r Yeah because men lick their nipples....

[BigBearfromthe206]

@f0xmuld3r maybe its a reincarnated woman

[Jeyno1991]

@myohmeohmyohme maybe it turns him on

[MissCatsRoar]

I find this hard to masturbate too..

[Handrober]

Some cats are too fat to clean with their tongues so they have to lick their paws and clean with their paws cause they can't reach.

[BlurMuffin5]

How did I get here? I'm so disturbed!!!

[KaradoraZ]

i searched this vid just because of alex gaskarth

[NARUTOVIDEOMAKER4LIF]

Cats penisis do come out when they clean ... but they dont clean with there fucking paws you jackwagons. unless its the back of the head,

[manondeklerk]

How the hell did i got here

[iiAMAZiiNCARLOS]

I bet he learned it from his owner.

[viator1987]

Least it isn't as bad as guying having sex with grass..

[SoloWing808]

im 12 and what is this?

[enverelkeda]

@SoloWing808 ask your parents

[punkwendyhouse]

Of course it's not fucking cleaning he's got his lipstick out!

[GirlsGutGutsTooFFEMT]

For his sake i hope he doesnt have claws

[emz33]

Well this doesn't make much sense since the only animals that have sex for pleasure are humans, manatees, and dolphins. All other species just do it for instinctual purposes, so it's not pleasuring to them.

[TomStraub]

You know women masturbate as well...

[Rakaziel]

@argenoufterous two years and running lol :D

[Ianvanderzee]

when opposable thumbs would come in handy

[devilreaul]

Hmmm mais c kil aime sa le chat <3

[acts238111]

Does it feel good?? lol

[NomzNoodle]

Wait... Cats have penises?!

[TheStukito]

the background music is shit fucking from india god damn

[ARIELSHTERN]

lol at that

[KittyiiLadawneo246]

hu searching for a guy that would treat me well

[racheeel69]

and the song gave the ambiance to it.

[laprofessorapai]

Is there any male animal that does not do that?

[corpralscratch666]

red rocket! red rocket! red rocket!

[JamesCookii3]

I think we all remember the first time we all had our first tugg of ourself's don't we lads? :')

[Zhenobia]

The music really puts me in a masturbating mood too...

[dollysbiggestfanCC]

I dont get it is the cat a male or female and what the hell was that pink thing?!!

[Rakaziel]

@dollysbiggestfanCC It is his dick. The bulge below are his balls.

[MegaSkinny14]

this video is hella stupid the cat does even masterbate

[SamuelRaveBunneh]

WHAT LOLOLOLOLOLOL *FAPFAPFAPFA*

[AyasexKanou]

I like the music playing.

[AXE2501]

a pet trick to not show your mom and dad.

[br3akd4ncing]

Cat's getting horny over the banging Indian Tunes! :L

Wonder Cat works miracles!

[SmilingMelvin]

If you keep playing that raghead music, of course the cat's gonna get a hard-on!

[chauncy424]

i was watching animal planet and they stated that cats like to mimic there owners, sooo ya...

[janporra]

I Guess cat paws aren't very good masturbating tools, the cat must be thinking " Ah.. I Wish i could reach my tongue in there like dogs do..."

[whenturkeysattack]

The music makes it that much creepier

[Deinerick]

Oh wow.

[WolfenOnTheDSI]

All of you geeks who think he's cleaning are totally wrong. A CAT CLEANS WITH HIS TOUNGUE, NOT HIS PAW. So he's obviously masturbating you can even see his red part sticking out. Their red part doesn't come out when they're cleaning because they aren't aroused.

[f0xmuld3r]

@WolfenOnTheDSI Finally someone with some common sense ;-)

[ritzbitzritzbitz]

@WolfenOnTheDSI I don't think animals are smart enough to masturbate: if there is no female cat there is no arousal. The purpose of arousal is to reproduce, not to be caught self-gratifying ones self.

[f0xmuld3r]

@ritzbitzritzbitz Yeah but this is NOT an ordinary cat. It's a guy reincarnated.

[ritzbitzritzbitz]

@f0xmuld3r What kind of rubbish is that?

[f0xmuld3r]

@ritzbitzritzbitz The kind of rubbish you just watched, so it must be good!

[art123ism1]

@ritzbitzritzbitz ---it's not rubbish, that's what i call "nature'

[Oestaira]

@ritzbitzritzbitz You obviously don't know much about animals or sexuality. Animals routinely masturbate and engage in non reproductive sexual behavior outside their own species.

[TheGanstaben]

@ritzbitzritzbitz animals are smart enough to masturbate. this cat can do it

[udoloh]

@ritzbitzritzbitz

"animal are not smart enough to masturbate"

I want that on a t-shirt.

[Flagritriba]

@ritzbitzritzbitz Of course animals do masturbate, it's nothing you have to be smart for...

[theperrenialsmartass]

@Flagritriba Yeah but I thought you at least needed opposing digits... now I feel a little bit less sorry for that character in the English Patient with no thumbs.

[TommyStudios10]

@WolfenOnTheDSI

Sometimes cats will lick their paw to clean themselves, but yes, he is wanking like mad!

[AdrenalinnRush90]

@WolfenOnTheDSI It's just a dingle-berry dude...

[nomorenigsplease]

I found it easy to masturbate to this!

[Makeupworld98]

A pussie playing with a pussie lool

[dj02tc5]

lol it go tthe indian music in the background lol

[Stonesour2006]

I'm on youtube strokin my harbl.

[dante2k8]

Guess I'll have clear my history again...

[Idiolatry]

@dante2k8 Yeah heaven forbid someone goes through your system and finds this in the history haha

[gir908922]

I guess this cat heard about Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation nonsense, too. XD

[3piggyz]

OMG what kind of cat is that it looks just like mine O.O

[jacs91]

I like that shit!

Hmmmm nice pussy!

[FuryOvGod]

It's funny because your a sick fuck..

[kimprofuze]

hahahahhahaaaaaaaa

[SoldierSide77]

I walked in on my dad doing exactly the same thing this morning ='{

[pogmofoil]

This is the funniest video I've ever seen...the music, the closeups...the fact that it's a cat masturbating...

[sergiovr3]

se esta metiendo un pajazo :D

[CitySkin09]

I believe Dr. Peter Venkmen called this a sign of the end times...lmfao to the music.

[Halongas]

Catmasutura?

[DJTripleThreat78]

He's showing everyone his lipstick.

[Lyllie62]

toi tu zoom lol ton cat

[mymyfunnycats]

my cat Max is doing this but much more funny have a look at my channel from 1:45 the action starts....:-)

[T0ezteh]

I liked the part when the cat was all like "FAPAFPFAPFAPPAFPFPFPFAPFAPFAP­FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPFPFAPFAPAF­PAFPFAPAFPAFPFPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP­FAPFAPFAPFAPAFAPFAPFAFPFPAFAPF­APFAPFPFPAFPAPFPFPFAPFAPFAPFPA­PFFPAFPAFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFPAFP"

[me199009]

Lmao licking some tits

[SabreOfPain]

hey guys its me; douchebag with useless facts who tells you about them to feel superior

cats have little spike shaped things on their penises that when agitated cause pleasure unlike humans this does not lead to ejaculation as during sex the cat first ejaculates then experiences the pleasure afterward by the action of pulling out

this has been useless fact douchebag

thank you for your time

[Meleiro81]

OMG!!!

we're all DOOMED! O_o

[PekyIndigoFirefly]

wow! eeewwww!

[Dawgmeatt]

Eww, you can actually see his midget. Haha, animals really can be that smart...

[rochelimit55555]

aaaa hari hari krishna . . .

[bman8088]

jw is that lagann playing in the backround?

[ThePatchworkPossum]

i guess he really likes indian music. :S

[ultimatecowthing]

What is this i don't even

[DeRosaMedia]

that's some hot pussy action

[Shitpickable]

oh, I told her how to do that

[thedrewtyler16]

its adorable xD

[Xleptix]

he is licking his nipples while he plays with himself! NOUCE!

[Sk8Mong0]

Lick dem nipples..

[klifog]

JUAJAJAJAJA LA WEA FREAK"!""

[tieuwest]

haha. My cat always did that before being neutral. He is very innocent now

[sapphchick]

@tieuwest hehe, sorry but this made me giggle... it's 'neutered' neutral would just mean he didn't take sides in conflict... :)

[tieuwest]

@sapphchick ah. really. My idiotic. -_-III.THanks.

[sapphchick]

@tieuwest no worries :)

[tornaasorridere]

Perveted cat!

[PrestonSC]

@Arvika86 Leider verstehst du den umgangssprachlichen Ausdruck ,,parts" nicht. In diesem Zusammenhang heisst ,,parts" ,,Scham". "To lick his parts" heisst "die Scham lecken". Alles klar?

[bella3053]

omg taht cats freaky hes playing with his tiny balls ;lol

[KwonJiYongobsessed]

She like it

[kaiuycn]

all mammals masturbate

[povman]

gross. what if it experimented by clawing at it :O

[streetracer2200]

That a female or a REALLY small cock?

[skwerl23]

male cats have really tiny genitals

[monkeyboymb]

so if my cat saw this, does that mean he's watching porn

[little123456788]

Malayalam song

[LionGoddess1]

he looks like he's looking out for peeping toms before doing it

[72985athea]

hahahahaha

[mmmbad]

Looks like kitty has a new toy! Too cute!

[Pothila]

He's definitely having fun and like my cat looks castrated.  However, my cat also masturbates (or self stimulates) by rubbing itself between the legs using the edge of a furry sleeping cradle thing. Really good vid.

[BiancaChelsea]

looks like the cat found a new scratching post. :P

Lol

[haydenc45]

I think he was high 2 lol!!

[HarryPalma]

he's licking his nipples while he tosses off!! feels sooo good!!

[thevampirefreak]

Lol xD That cat is definately enjoying the masturbation xD

[f0xmuld3r]

Uhm, this video is not about cats licking or cleaning so your comment is totally off topic anyway.

Scheißegal!

[lOkanl]

GROSS HE WANTS TO LICK IT

[Arvika86]

That's how they clean themselves. What's gross about it? What are you, 5?

[f0xmuld3r]

2303 other people commenting disagree that he is just cleaning

[hottystuff11]

@f0xmuld3r And your point is.....?

[lOkanl]

No, i think its gross cus i always imagine a human doing it, mya and im not 5, keep ur stupids jokes for urselve

[macedonchick]

@Arvika86 You are like....very stupid. Trying to be smart makes you very very stupid :)

[courtmc202]

dont diss thts my cat ! >:(

[ymonkey333]

ooops somebody is watching indian porn!!!!!!!

[Gerasim9000]

That funny cat doing this and that music playng but he was not jacking off he was cleaning him self my cat did the same

[dexter432432]

the cat is just cleaning lol

[f0xmuld3r]

2300 other comments disagree with you