Jim Breuer - Alcohol

[floppysfollies]

saw him in fairfield at Pepperbellies,bumped into him before the show and said "sorry bro"yep!!! great moments in life...lol...

[TheDanDirty]

What is he saying after Beck's???

[jcoo71]

First time seeing and hearing this comedian. Genius love it.

[khanikki1]

Big party! Camera!! Hehe.

[bobdy9988]

His Scottish accent is phenomenal

I love this guy!

[waaaaasuup]

man that happens to me all the time xD

[LadyLover51]

Watch THIS guy drinking a bottle of vodka in 15 seconds!!!

NO FAKE!!!

/watch?v=Md7Q260kEqU

[hewofwend]

@youkipsD just because people abuse doesn't make it alcohols fault, it's like if one person od'd on Valium should the rest of us miss out. And bud does moe good than bad health wise biatch. Let's get weed legal by 2015 !!!

[rio20d]

overall I love the Sake and Tequila part....lol

[rio20d]

why there is no Vodka??? would love to hear some Russian accent there lol

[dan22ski]

@rio20d you mean Polish? not russian, they didnt create vodka and dont believe wikipedia

[05brassmonkey]

I second that

[KILLemALL85]

god damn genius.

[Supervisor69]

FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!

>:D

[GMC750]

I think I have a drinking problem, I gave my doc a urine sample and it had an olive in it...? That's bad right???

[SonicRelations]

Funny as hell altough the end is missing.

[chuggachuggawoowoo]

Hey, don't insult the guy by calling him a homo. He's not. He's got a wife and kids. He's not a queer.

[loialtreesinger]

I heard this joke about 15 years ago.... Don't remember who did it though...

[MrDouchebagtv]

this guy looks like like the dude from that one stoner movie with chappelle

[iamsuperskanick]

@MrDouchebagtv He is.

[mysterydude9]

never mix Vodka with beers, trust me...

[burdy1221]

damnit had one of these nights

[grod4L8]

This is exactly why I threw up last night, damn tequila!

[Tautulis7]

VODKA would have had a great appearance as well

[CAMAGOH]

@Tautulis7 Vodka will kill the stomach :D

[Sspacyy]

Stupidest shit I've ever seen

[allfu93]

blame it on tequila..........

[bradwicked]

whats with people saying no homo?

[defects1]

I love this guy! No homo! He's so hilarious

[1337pha1l]

I'm the 5 950 999th viewer, so are you!

[tksincere]

i dont drink much......but when i do i make sure to beat my wife and kids savagely

[mcat2317]

"whoa, whoa, whoa! Not that way... the way you came in!"

[TheColorado94]

Wer wollte alles JIMMY BREUER sehen?

[foshizzlefy]

does anybody know what show this is?

[rickyb007]

@foshizzlefy Pretty sure it's from the Just for Laughs festival here in Montreal

[lutherspaw]

Great info for future AA members headin' off to college! I'm not sayin' - I'm just sayin'.

[StandupComedyCenter]

This should be an Ad in TV about drinking.

[JACOBSlPOD1]

I DRINK ALCOHOL AND I'M PROUD OF IT

[PIKEBUSS]

@JACOBSlPOD1 IDIOT

[kristonren]

lmao, I love his Scott...er...Irish accent ;)

[1funnnydude]

This guy looks like Eric from That 70's Show on Crack!

[YoukipsD]

Alcohol:

1. Does society more bad than good in general. (e.g. violence, car accidents, messes up families.)

2. Decreases societies productivity.

3. Often more addictive and dangerous than illegal drugs(e.g. cocaine, joint, ecstasy etc).

I don't understand why this poison is still legal. It's not something to joke about.

[jkilledthattwiceman]

@YoukipsD stfu

[RYNO2511]

@YoukipsD get over it

[Brmul12]

@YoukipsD i agree. ive already made a commitment to not drink, ever.

[RevyNai]

@YoukipsD Yeah, alcohol can be bad for you if you drink a lot of it. But if you are responsible with it, it's fine for you. Cocaine WILL fuck up your body if you keep taking it, even if you are "responsible". Also "joint" is not a drug type. You smoke "a joint", OF marijuana. No one refers to pot as "joint" lmao. Though I do think pot should be legalized. Yeah, alcohol CAN be bad. A LOT of things can be. But there's no reason to make it illegal. Just be responsible with it people

[Dutchfantom]

Good thing i just stuck with beer yesterday, ofcourse not 1 brand, cuz they know eachother. The bouncer had some trouble when it got a bit crowded so he kicked the trouble makers out back, it was a serious flow of beer. They said they'd be in the gutter if anyone needed them.

OT: Great vid, never gets old :)

[GoldenOnyx17]

Can't believe I've never heard of this guy before. This is hilarious.

[gurreu]

There is no 4:10

[MODD3RI]

SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[KlinGisFTW]

SO fucking GOOOOOOOOD! 

[TheHoipieter]

D.U.M.P.E.R.T.N.L>

[bobdy9988]

@TheHoipieter I don't understand this, but i'll thumbs it up anyway :D

[imhotep983]

just woke up after getting drunk last night, and got this link ... lol, brings back the few memories that I have from last night

[JACOBSlPOD1]

ALCOHOL IS NOT A JOKE. I AM DRUNKTARD AND I AM PROUD OF IT. FUCK YOU MORONS. YOU ARE UNHAPPY BORING RETARDS.

[tcsdef]

@JACOBSlPOD1

shut the fuck up we all the the jim jefferies video about alcohol too

tool

[rad4life1]

@JACOBSlPOD1 I wonder if your liver is proud of it?

[kaykko]

Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

[firethower99]

@kaykko Yeah, until you wake up next to them. 

[jagggy09]

"Oye Hieneken!" lol

[harisdmrt]

@jagggy09  ''hoyee heinehen''

[MattSzki]

@jagggy09 it's Oi you idiot

[Wooxful]

Tequila = Scarface

[akshay681186]

He reminds me of Marty Mcfly :D

[IVXXBOSS]

fuckin FULLY MAAAAAANNN

[YouAreDirt]

Say it with me, "BO-DE-GAS."



[IKIERAN]

everytime i watch this i laugh so much

[zaporojes]

wheres the vodka?

[missnikk]

@zaporojes You must be Russian! lol

[Illumirage]

@zaporojes

Good point. I'd have liked to have heard some Russians there. Maybe some Whiskey southerners (U.S.).

[MrKelvincan]

His Scottish accent sounds more Irish. Still bloody good all the same.



[Kimpermaans]

this never gets old

[Pravoizavlijesvijeta]

the perfect skit.

[soulfunkcity]

This is the worst scottish accent i've ever heard in my life. Besides that, its pretty funny.

[ratonjj]

ive watched this 247 times, and its still funny.

[jonesr38]

Funny

[babysnatcha]

5.7 mill were interested in what he is doing now.

[MrDellupo]

i don't bleve it 5,773,366 viewer for this shit 

[EndofDays213]

Im reading the funny comments and in head the commentator is mexicon. Lol I'm tripping

[StephenEmmanuel]

copied this joke -- fake

[thisworldsfuckedup]

lol half baked <3

[yadig513]

U FORGOT THE END. NO NO NO NOT THAT WAY. THE WAY YOU CAME IN!

[RLMUD]

good good stuff, love ya jim

[ArdjMetal]

OOOOO I WANNA PARTY HERE TONIGHT!!! haha

[fergy429]

Heard JB on Philadelphia's radio 93.3 Preston and Steve the other day - off the cuff - driving off the road FUNNY. His stories of SNL are hilarious. I think JB's my new favorite comedian.

[CartoonKai]

Come checkout CartoonKai's Irish pub advice @ CartoonKais's channel!

[mrtrick83]

It cuts off the best part.

After he says 'get out' he says 'no, no, no. Not that way. The way ya came in!'

[mbdmicro]

Way to turn around a WAY old old joke with a different boring 'dialogue'. There's this humourist with a hispanic accent that came up with this .. in the same amphitheater. That's sad.

[foxgloves321]

Wow, that was pretty bad. Thanks to the audience for laughing, because I'd have no idea where the "funny" parts were if they didn't

[DiarmaidGNR]

That wasn't that funny. Without the audience that would have been TERRIBLE, - like two and a half men without the canned laughter.

[JoaoMarceloMacedo]

and the russians?



[annoula8919]

to-killah!

[mog1255]

You cut off the best part at the end after he tells them all to leave. "HEY! No! Not that way! Back the way you came in!"

[lizzfrmhon]

OMG the scottish accent..LOL

[nrsabu]

im japanese but when he did the saki joke i was laughing so hard, and im mexican so when he said worm i just died!

[jakeman52]

@nrsabu Japanese Mexcan? What the fuck.

[flexol]

:)))))

[Snojan3]

ok I dont understand anything...

[astarlist]

@XxVisceralxX lol @ internet tough guy. tons of people who smoke weed have jobs. maybe you should take a moment to educate yourself on the "dangers" of marijuana

[XxVisceralxX]

@pervertedpengiun69: Har Har, ya bro, smoke drugs dude. Fuckin burnout, get a job.

[tamdabam73]

@XxVisceralxX pottisforlameos

[pervertedpenguin69]

fuck alcohol smoke weed

[leftynelsoncomic]

Here's another look at alcohol - check out the lefty Nelson video I Like Drink'n

[christydem]

watched an episode of Jersey Shore the other day and I swear this happened in Ronnie's stomach LMFAO

[ilikemybong]

DAMN! Hes father must from scotland..

(And his mother from Amsterdam)

[twaserk1]

well, this is bad, but proberly just not my humour, because the audience seem to find this person hilarious!

[iamajuggler]

Dumb

[TehNathoorath]

Oi! Heineken!

[MacotheGOD]

He is crazy man!!! love this guy he is the best!!!

[Star12121]

This is rubbish

[macmalone187]

true shit....lol

[mostliberal]

All those drinks are nasty. Vodka is the only one that's worth the money.

[SollingDown]

this happens then you take "Alcohol" in your stumble interests...

[LibertyAtYourService]

Way to cut off the end of the joke.

"Not that way! The way you came in!!!"

[FlobbertPobbert]

Heineken is idd not the best, by far..

but I drink it, np.

It's just regular beer, so most ppl 'like' (read: drink) it.

doeg.

[shauaq]

hhahahahahah



[vidalmedina19]

I LOVE THE TEQUILA BIT!! A HISPANIC MYSELF>>>

[2002646]

I completely agree with the scotch

don't like Heineken

Heineken is the retarded little brother in the family of beer

[MrGoldenGothic]

@2002646 hehehe it's not, it's THE most successfull beer brand in the WORLD.

[2002646]

@MrGoldenGothic have you ever drunk it?

the funniest part is that it's hated the most in the country from it;s origin x'D

everybody here hates it (well, most of us :P)

[MrGoldenGothic]

@2002646 well, i've got to tell you that you are wrong there, i am Dutch and i don't know anybody that doesn't like Heineken ( and i know quiet some people). so it's not really hated in the Netherlands, as far as i know.

[2002646]

@MrGoldenGothic ik ben ook Nederlander en hier vindt iedereen het smerig

[MrGoldenGothic]

@2002646 hehehe grappig, hier kunnen ze er niet genoeg van krijgen.

[wouter1988]

@MrGoldenGothic Waar woon jij? in 12-jarigen-dam?

[MatthiasJong]

@wouter1988 goeie

[MrGoldenGothic]

@wouter1988 nee, niks beters te doen dan een slechte troll te lopen uithangen?? plz get a life.

[liamsoni]

@MrGoldenGothic love the netherlands (specially amsterdam) , but heineken tastes like piss in a bottle. Don´t take it personally its just not a good beer.

[MrGoldenGothic]

@liamsoni that's your way of thinking an not mine.

[liamsoni]

@MrGoldenGothic good day

[jakewwefan]

244 people have not seen half baked

[Ginox05]

Ooii! Heineken!

[sovzaaa]

the ending was epic

[OtjeBiaBia]

D . U . M . P . E . R .T

[rpjvandieten]

Dumpert



[poepiebanaan]

Dumpert.

[Wakipenda]

IM UR FATHER, JIM! (dont tell me he doesnt look like a Skywalker!)

[firsttokeproductions]

is this racist???

[smighty36]

@firsttokeproductions Hel yeah! but it's funny so it doesn't matter (=

[Watchernator]

@firsttokeproductions

no purple drank involved, so no.

[ilovefinn96]

anyone else think he looks like Chandler from Friends(Mathew Perry)?

[dudesonman4200]

This guy dont know what hes talking about. The party doesnt start till vodka shows up.

[SamLaPoint]

i'm white and i thought it sucked

[1223Melo]

@SamLaPoint You're a suck up.

[KrazyBitch000]

I hate white ppl humor...WACK! i bet u ppl are laughing ur ass off

[1223Melo]

@KrazyBitch000 You're a faggot.

[everythingnegative]

If your not laughing your a probie drinker with saggy balls

[ledzeprulz]

my god he reminds me of chandler..

[cry12344]

THIS WAS FUNNY.

[DeepAbsentia]

I actually clapped my hands, it's amazing.

[JustB4rt1337]

1. press the pause button

2. press the "cc" button on the lower right

3. Press "make audiotranscript"

4. press the play button

5. watch youtube fail

[TheMashuggina]

Jim should be so much bigger than he is but i have a feeling he choose it this way

[lakonas75]

Stomach is the coolest door guy ever!

[briant420]

People who like Jeff Dunham over this should be shot.

[CAinfowarrior]

we left the worm back in the van, he won't mess with nobody.

[ibusthymens]

patrick stole this routine to win 250 at a aa roundup lol

[nahroyo]

Worst stand up ever... this guy should be doing something else.

[numbtesticle]

tequila = more like cuban accent just like scarface...anyway it's FUNNY!!!:)))

[DaRealistKB]

the dude from half baked!!

[MrFrument]

That's not an Irish accent I live in Cork we speak different same in Dublin this is Scotish

[ptrain191]

I love this!!!! So true, as a really heavy drinker/borderline alcoholic I know from experience haha!!

[burnmehdown214]

Ah, a good stand up comedy !

I like comedians who don't use excessive swearing.

This is a good example of a clean humor

[MrFrument]

Can someone translate yhis scotish to english that's funy shit.

[MrScottJMiller]

@MrFrument It's actually an Irish accent he's doing...:)

[MrScottJMiller]

@MrFrument Six counties Irish I should say... ;)