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  • Lol. This By Far The Funniest Commentator On Youtube He Acts Just Like Me Lmfao.

  • "What's another dead hooker on your lap?" I fucking laughed so hard.

  • ok..

  • Fuck all DJfaggot star slaves that have no parents

  • haha ok

  • LOL 999 Likes and 899 dislikes..... hmm.... I GOT THE 1000 like who the f cares.

  • LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLO­LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

    

  • my goodness this guy is hilarioUS hahahhahahahhahah

  • why is the sound quality soooooooo bad?

  • Modest Mouse ha ha great

  • I don't give a shit if your trolling DJ KEEMSTAR he's a man he's old enough to take it, but threatening that little girl saying she should get shot is sick, she's not even old enough to talk. FUCK YOU man.

  • I saw what u said to DJKeemstar........ unsubbed

  • he just gets cut out after the noticed oh just a few swears :-)

  • shittest video i know

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP COLLIN

  • dazzle qualty?

  • he likes penis

  • <3

  • you either love him or hate him

  • Hahaha WTF

  • ESPN should hire him to commentate NBA games HAHAHA

  • Pause at 1:39. Everybody is a low level

  • @BLeGrand1 yeah... this was uploaded right after the game came out.

  • Real Man loloollololololololololooooooo­oooooololololol

  • thats a actually good song by modest mouse haha except u made a remix lol

  • Why so many dislikes?? Obviously jesus is obviously awesome.

  • @petethethirdboo i'd fuck him. JS

  • stfu rapist

    u suck

  • this guys a retard

  • THIS GUY IS THE BEST COMMENTATOTR. HES FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • shit, when did the world get so fucking sensitive? PENIS FUCK DILDO RAPE ORGASM TITTIES HAIRY, HAIRY BALLS. spam me now, h8errrrrrssssss

  • this guy is fuckin sweet man!

  • what the fuck

  • @mastercheeok  ya whta fuck!

  • thumbs up for dirties commantarry  ever

  • lol that was funny but calm that down a bit you curse waaay to much

  • 824 sensitive faggots

  • you are obviously jesus

  • wow this kid is one of the most overrated pieces of shit on youtube. only 10 year old kids like you because all you do is curse and be extremely immature

  • you really should start producing your own music

  • NICE SINGING!!!!!

  • Dude all you do is make "cool" commentarys that do nothin bur talk about how much you like men and cuss

  • Essin Dees? Is that you? No? Its just a slightly louder, less amusing, more obnoxious voice talking about dicks and anal butt sex? Oh, ok. Sounds reasonable. Well at least he didnt steal your styl... oh wait...

  • lol @ float on ur versions better

  • im gonna dislike this because i want your penis... (obviously trolls :))

  • 804 assholes

  • i have a ps3 and i gotta say the new xbox looks cool. but of course ive had a 360 before

  • haha very funny make more videos

  • Obviously Jesus blocked me because I straight up owned him on musical taste. I guess he can't face the truth, and has no balls.

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  • why so many haters geez apperently existe religious nerds :O

  • nice

  • What's with the hate?

  • 801 autistic children with herpes hit the thumbs down button...........

  • More sex jokes? 

  • Most annoying commentator ever. So many dumb jokes that are not even funny.

  • cursing makes you cool.

  • hahaha funny bro...

  • i love fucking this map wait no i fucking love this map HAHHAHAHAHA

  • More Obviously Jesus!!!

  • did he prematurely hit the stop button or some shit? this guys NUTS hhahahaha

  • Dude! Shut Up!

  • LOL I like this but i put dislike to even it :)

  • this dude iz funny

  • lol my idol

  • 783 likes and 783 dislikes??? wtf

  • @WEIRDkids101 i know right this guy is awesome, his commentary is just so funny :) the people who disliked it obviously have no sense of humor

  • same amount of likes as dislikes LOL

  • God you're a genuine asshole, this is entertaining if you're 12 and you think cursing behind you parent's back is awesome. Real men dont constantly talk about penis and butt-fucking guys over a video-game, grow up.

  • @RiverofDoubts THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THIS 20 YEAR OLD VIRGIN MOMMY'S BOY NEVER HAD FUN BEFORE

  • @2small2big Lol you need something better to do other than looking up week old comments on youtube to try to argue about kid. Your idea of fun is saying a few curse words and acting gay without your parent's knowledge. It's obvious your family doesn't love you so why don't you go put an eye out with a BB gun kid and stop waisting people's time.

  • @RiverofDoubts wasting 3 seconds of my time to go to the second page really slows me down in life eh? I really think your a 10 year old boy that get's beat, so hearing someone swear scares and pisses the shit out of you. You got mad issues, just remember the way your attitude is right now, writing another paragraph about how 3 seconds of my life lost. coulda cured cancer in your mind im guessing, is just going to pointless, because i'm not going to read it.

  • @2small2big Kid I'm 17 and maybe instead of reading my paragraphs you should learn how to write yours without any grammatical errors. No one cares about some 12 year old kid on youtube trying to start an argument so go play in traffic or read a book. Maybe that will help you expand your vocabulary beyond the need for listening to, "I backed my cock up into a cop's ass the other day" and finding it hilarious. Grow up...

  • @RiverofDoubts go suck a fucking cock bitch

  • @ChubbsThePenguin I'm not your mom kid.

  • wtf

  • This is the best video machinima respawn has ever put up.

  • lol the video just ends........

  • lol giant penis gun xDD

  • your awesome :D

  • you are a freakin reatard man you cant go a second without cussing and talking about raping this map. and plus you have to noob tube.

  • @TwinFunnyStuff ur the fuckin retard he just got the fucking game thats why he has a noob tube

  • @xxshino123 im the retard ok if he just got the game then why did he do so fucking good in the beginning dumbass

  • @TwinFunnyStuff cod 4 u fucking retard people can also be naturally good at video games to u little bitch

  • @xxshino123 god sorry you can just tell me that you dont have to go and start cussing my god ive already talked to him and apoligized about that frakin comment geez

  • @TwinFunnyStuff my bad, sorry

  • @xxshino123 yeah the only thing is he has no idea what im taling about lol

  • @xxshino123 i know

  • So Funny =)) Lol

  • You are a freakin retard you dont need to curse every second you arent impressing anybody you just look like a retard without anything better to do IDIOT

  • love the commentary lol!!!

  • idiot

  • haha nice

  • hilarious, most funniest commentaries. loved this one: 'i'm not a noob, i'm a real man, but of course my penis was tiny'

    more videos with these commentaries

  • dude, you make other commentaries feel bad about their penises... i mean quality :) thumbs up if you agree.

  • you are the funniest commentator i've ever seen... keep makinng videos thumbs up if you agree!

  • your such a fucking hero :L

  • u r so fucking funny m8

  • MODEST MOUS--Err I mean MODEST DOUCHE, lol

  • <<please check out my "NUKE NO KILLSTREAKS!" I don't use claymores like all the rest of the videos on youtube. Click the username, sub up guys

  • @feliciamacgregor249 shut the fuck up

  • oh MAN i wanna fuck that plane

  • beginning is hilarious xD

  • dane cook?

  • Check out my vids Commentaries and montage (MW2).. Comment, Like, Subscribe!

  • Would be better without the commentary

  • this is boring ur bsicaly just swearing too much

  • @alphie10 fuck you fucking fuck fucker. this shit is the shitting shit you shitting shitter

  • This Guy Is Wierd....

  • this guy's hilarious

  • you should be ashamed dudee cursing dosent make you sound smarter :P

  • @ColandreaStudios11 it makes everyone else sound dumber :P

  • Hi guys, I'm new to Modern Warfare 2 and montages, and I'd just like your opinion on my new Barret cal .50 montage, it's the featured vid on my channel, please check it out ! Thanks !

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  • hahaha lolololol funny shit

  • roflcopter

  • LMAO UR HILARIOUS

  • I love this guy's style so much, so fucking funny.

  • omgggggg call of duty penis, i love fucking this map too

  • love the vid man

  • LOLOL FUNNY SHIT MAN! :P

  • lol "my call of duty penis"

  • roflcopter

  • lmfao

  • hahahahaha omg this video is priceless

  • wtf is this gay vid

  • duuuuuuuuude awesome machninima plz more vids with this guy he is soo funny

  • Re-fucking-tard

  • lulz ur great

  • lol wtf

  • this guy is a fucking loser

  • you suck

  • MORE OF THIS GUYS VIDEOS MACHINIMA!!!!

    I DEMAND IT!!!

    and why does everyone suddenly think they can post mw2 videos with commentary and everyone is going to be up their asshole with contracts and money?

    machinima isn't going to listen to you, and if they do they're just going to tell you to go fuck yourself.

  • Omg this guy is sooooooo gay! Machinima dont let him post another vid

  • @marcocanadaisgreat Hey i'm not a gay rights guy or anything, but he's here he's queer, get over it.

  • coolest guy ever

  • you sounds like ur on speed and just caant stop =p makes me laugh! make more videos !

  • LOLOLOLOLOL this is fucking hilarious! good stuff keep it up!

  • it just cut off...... "You just stick your dick in that lil cave over there, and it feels so god damn good". This dude is a genius haha

  • Good vids guys keep it up watch my video's more coming soon!!! with better quality!!!

  • Racist idiot why machinima why him

  • racist

  • Lol, the end of this video went Sopranos on us!

  • my call of duty penis was tiny.

  • What the fuck...? How the hell did this get on machinima???

  • Thought the same thing...

  • this guy is wierd lol

  • this was really on machinima.. the guy is gay and he uses the lowest killstreaks .

  • y the fuck do u keep talkin about DICK u fuckin faggggggg

  • you are a fucking God

  • dude u are extremely gay

  • u put this shit up but no "thatguywhocamps" machinima just lost all of my respect!

  • lmao

  • how did this make machinama?

  • Im trying to understand...

    You mean to tell me you just sit on your fat ass all day making videos of video games???

    Cmon are you really that sad?

    Dont even try to flame me because I do have friends and a GF.

  • im flaming you

  • granny fucker?

  • you dumb ass niger shut the fuck up who commentarys like that

  • what is wrong with you? haha

  • lol funny shit right there

  • im sure this guy is gay. sure.

    idk not worth watching though. 1 staar

  • gay vid. really gay vid

  • you lost me man dude no

  • machinima should be embarrassed to post vids with commentary like this. Minus 1 subscriber.

  • what the f.....