Cave Johnson Gets His Lemons

[spadeface38]

Life: I wanted to ask about your house coverage, do you cover burns from combustible le...

CJ: Cave Johnson, we're done here people.

[IAmTheChozenOne54]

THAT PYRO IS A CAVE JOHNSON!

[charlieflap]

WITH SCIENCE!

[legatusrd]

What just happened?

[Cyndane]

So we've got Wheatley working for Barclays Mortgages now...and then there's Cave Johnson trying to sell us some insurance from Farmers.

[DeGroteLaaf]

xD

I'mma lovin this, its wicked!

[XTacticsGaming]

He hates spider man so much because it was a spider from aperture labs that bit him

[FunAssFunProductions]

How funny because the actor with the flamethrower is the voice actor for Cave Johnson. No seriously look it up.

[MistaX8]

@FunAssFunProductions

That's the whole reason why he used this commercial in the first place.

[CaveJohnsonAperture]

@FunAssFunProductions Wow no shit

[markanek]

l e m o n p a r t y

[MrTherandomguy42]

What is the name of the original commercial to this?

[sterellabobella]

Mom: Where are you going at this time of night?

Me: Going to kill 135 haters.

Mom: ...

Me: WITH SCIENCE!

[drnachos]

My science class in a nutshell

[LongerThanGreen]

This is probably the most awesomest video on youtube.

[TheBlobnerBob]

I built it. With science. I'm going to use that from now on.

[JammingDrummer]

LOL

[PenguinChanTia]

Thats actually pretty awesome. xD

[PhineasandFerbgirl1]

Fuck the two top comments being the same!!!!!!!! The Lame oh-ons are extremely flammable!!!

[supersmashermeta]

Wow, the top comments are the same!

[TheDrunkNinja]

Just in case I didn't catch what the video said the first time, I got both of you to replay that for me. Thanks

[artofnick]

dueling top comments. *banjo music

[1davidproductions]

@artofnick *banjo music

[Everely]

I love how the two top comments are always the same. xD

[komandercapish]

thumb up if cave johnson can beat chuck norris

[11gravitycat]

hes using pyro's flamethrower!

[pianocrazy90]

@XD4Lifeington Could be worse. *fap fap fap*

[XD4Lifeington]

The two top comments

*flip flip flip*

are the same.

[PhineasandFerbgirl1]

F*ck. Why would acau77 make the SAME comment?! As for LordKilljoy1.... I actually saw that a month or two ago ROFL

[ShiroNoOokami]

Genius!

[pyrofreak130]

just realized J.K. Simmons is the guy in the farmers commercial, and he is the voice of Cave Johnson... so in short, THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!

[acau77]

What did we learn here today?

That le-mo-be-ys are extremely flamable!

[biowon]

@acau77 COMBUSTIBLE!!!

[ishigoto]

SWEET JESUS.

[toforto3]

Who would dislike this ?

Its like going against god!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U!

[acau77]

What did we learn today?

That Le-mo-bu-ys are extremly flamable!

[skyosakai]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A GIF.

[NorwayXProductions]

Doesn't that flamethrower look like...

AW MAH GOD

CAVE JOHNSON IS THE PYRO!

[Manzana1C]

Im the men who is goona BUR YOUR LEMON DOWN...WITH YOUR HOUSE !!

[sethhero]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SCIENCE

[thgodofwar]

The funny thing is... that's actually the voice actor, J.K. Simmons.

[wildcatxzx]

Check him out back in the show Oz.

[Maryukujin]

lol for a hacked together video this is pretty amusing.

[acau77]

I built it.

*flap*

*flap*

*flap*

With science.

Do you know who I am!?

[WarriorFoxfur]

@acau77

That awkward moment when both the top comments are the same .-.

[jefff42951]

Is that really his voice? It sounds like it.

[jmrntjb]

@jefff42951 Cave Johnson is voiced by J. K. Simmons, which is, in fact, that guy!

P.S. He played J. Jonah Jameson, Peter Parker's boss in Spider Man.

[jefff42951]

@jmrntjb OH! and he is that guy in the spiderman movies with the newspaper place.

[Mario272971]

@jefff42951 Yeah he is the guy that made Cave Johnson's voice

[irandompeople]

WITH SCIENCE.

[eperger]

i built it. *flips hood a few time while saying:* WITH SCIENE

[LtFalconPawnch]

i thought his engineers built it.........

[BananaMonkeyization]

My new reply to whoever says "where did you get that?" i shall say I BUILT IT.... WITH SCIENCE

[johnjacobhammer]

YES! I knew I knew that damned voice!

[MegaLittlerj]

TAKE DA LEMONS BACK GET MAD!!!!!! POLISH THE DAMN LEMONS WAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WIT THESE!

[shadowisbeastandstuf]

I built it. -FLIP FLIP FLIP- With science.

[randyorton1122]

its about time

[CradleOfFilthCultist]

Do you know who -I- am? I WILL BURN YOUR INSURANCE DOWN!

[MrTherandomguy42]

Where can I find the original commercial to this?

[Trekky42]

My mind exploded from how awesome that was. 8D

[foodlovers2]

LEMONS YOUR FIRED GO PACK YOUR BAG AND HIT THE PARKING LOT OH WAIT YOU CANT BECAUSE IM GOING TO BURN SOME ONES HOUSE DOWN WITH YOU!

[majed4335]

why he fireing hes lemons?

[MrSnakesMC]

he's a spyro with a hotrod.

[FireBlazefilms]

Cave Johnson is the same guy in this video thats fuuny.

[NwoSwat]

So the pyro was Cave Johnson?

[trinsualt]

He also played in RA3

[O0oSorousho0O]

I built it...

FAP FAP FAP

with science.

[trickticks]

HA HA 

[iPotatoable]

now i know who is the pyro...

[MarineJoe5]

I built it, with science *fwoop* fweep* *fwopp* *fweep*

[profblahson]

YESSSS! SOMEBODY NOTICED BESIDES ME WHO HE IS! *faves*

[assassinscreed00]

I built it...

*flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip*

...with science.

[JMCatron]

Oh, my god YES. Yes all around. I saw this commercial and had the same idea, just didn't make it. Props for actually doing it.

[lu1scantu]

"were did you get that?"

"I built it...WITH THE LEMONS"

[SlightlyBionic]

Why is it that a comment with 21 thumbs up gets top comment,

but AllynEntertainment's comment that has 308 thumbs up doesnt?

[1kenny30]

Dood epic Farmers Insureance Parody lolol

[pokemonfreak2211]

He's the pyro without a mask

[Mas0o0n]

i love that actor

[LordKilljoy1]

"where did you get that?"

"I built it"

*flip flip flip*

"With science"

[acau77]

@LordKilljoy1 u stole my comment.

[LordKilljoy1]

@acau77 i guess we think alike then, sorry...i made this by myself though :P

[Vleesje22]

@acau77 Dumbass you stole his comment he posted it 2 weeks ago and you posted it 6 days ago-.-

[acau77]

@Vleesje22 you idiot he stole my comment, now stop being a troll and move on, you have no purpose to spread anger with other people. go beat up your pillow, or you would if it wasn't your gf hehe.

[Vleesje22]

@acau77 Oh yes, he used his time machine.

[nigahiga68]

102 PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!!

[Mrpopp1e]

wheres the original video? any help

[PowerRuffBoy]

agents what have we learned here today? that lemons are extremely flamable! COMBUSTABLE!

[a0001521]

meet the cave pyro

[lectricanman]

Oh god yes this video has transcribe audio in the CC setings! Turn it on now!

[Jasonface900]

LOL AT END! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! 0:21

[Rachman1337]

dat triple flip

[assassinscreed00]

FLIPFLIPFLIP

[DarthChris100]

Congrats! You found:

Lemon

+ You are bigger! Time to crush baby men!

- 100% fire resistance.

[MarioBlader651]

Da fuu?

I was looking at MC mods...

[Drakeworkes]

Amazing, simply, amazing

[Thecommentator8831]

When life gives you lemons... torch em

[TouYube67]

We are Aperture bum-de-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

[bigpyro1618]

@TouYube67 Lmao, epic.

[acau77]

@TouYube67 We are virgins! bum bum bum be dum bum bum!

All men in room: Hm?

[TechnologicsCo]

limpons

[KetoHimashi]

isnt that guy the guy who plays cave johnson?

[MASTERBLOXER]

I DONT CARE ABOUT THE DAMN LEMONS!ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS

[supersmashermeta]

"Agents, What did we learn today?"

"That Lamp-ownes are extremely flammable!"

[HTankGlory]

WRONG! COMBUSTABLE!!! >_<

[shelby4369]

@supersmashermeta COMBUSTABLE!!!!

[buddysimian]

@supersmashermeta "Where did you get that?" "I built it." Flap flap flap "With science." DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

[theakimboassassin1]

@supersmashermeta COMBUSTIBLE!!!

[xstreamfire]

@supersmashermeta Combustable!!

[BioGeometric066]

@supersmashermeta COMBUSTIBLE.

[punn213]

@supersmashermeta COMBUSTIBLE!

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@supersmashermeta COMBUSTIBLE!

[thejman013]

This is fucking amazing

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

That limb-bowls are extremely flammable!

[HTankGlory]

COMBUSTABLE!

[sideofrize]

Meet The Pyro RIght Here.

[Rovindi1]

i died laughing and i dont know why

[toontownfan12321]

WE ARE SCIENCE

DA DA DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

[adamjankovec]

Hey life! yeah you.. TAKE YOUR GODDAMN LEMONS BACK!

[Silvad0r]

Nice idea. Piss poor editing.

[TheGuitarHeroHero]

@Silvad0r Like you could do better?

[tiszavirag]

They really got JK Simmons to do this? Why didn't they make something more...more..

[bleefinson]

good lord...

what has science done?!

[MarsRepepsi]

This is what I thought when I first saw this commercial. XD

[darkria4]

WHOOOEY.

I built that.

[TheAltef4]

DO U KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Manguypersonthing1]

HOW DID I GET FROM ENDERMEN TO CAVE JOHNSON!

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

@Manguypersonthing1 WITH THE POWER OF SCIENCE!

[Fandalg]

his flamethrower looks a heck of a lot like pyro's....

OH MY GOD!....

THE PYRO IS CAVE JOHNSON! He wears the mask because his lungs were weakened by the moon dust! He's alive!

[SuperScotty97Returns]

@Fandalg GOOD GOD! YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH! >:D Sorry Valve, but we know now. > : D

[MegaDrLemon]

You forgot to make the meteor on the board a lemon.

[yinyang10020]

@aidan456456 lol

[MrFriedLemons]

how dare you do that to my lemons

[DarthAzmul]

But but I love lemons!!

[621Chopsuey]

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, I WANT MORE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!! - by thenumber1ismine

[Rootbear1200]

pyro can share

[yinyang10020]

"When life hands you lemons make lemon grenades"

[AndyDGS]

scouldier

/watch?v=e5Y0fDYgjNc

[enlowmation]

SCIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE

[JJinto3]

I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH THE LEMONS!!

[Sergeanur]

Cave Johnson is a Pyro.

[TMac9025]

I built it with science DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!

[LyleVertigo]

What's with the lemons gag?

[politcalgamer]

@LyleVertigo Cave Johnson is voiced by the guy who plays the professor in these commercials. Cave Johnson made a speech in Portal 2 about combustible lemons. He's not exactly the most stable guy. He set out to help the army with shower curtains, and made a gun that can open up portals in space.

[LyleVertigo]

@politcalgamer Oh ok, thanks!

[politcalgamer]

@LyleVertigo No problem. (-^.^)b

[Caboose039]

I am laughing much harder than I should be at what he says at the end

[OleVanDole]

haha, at the end!

[PowerRuffBoy]

"COMBUSTABLE!!!"

[AllynEntertainment]

"I built it."

FLIP FLIP FLIP

"With science."

[weemadtommy]

@AllynEntertainment YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHH!

[kevynspeed]

@AllynEntertainment Engie: I built dat! :D 

[Devil0lemon]

Ho no please... WHYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[SuperMario1611]

This no better weapon then SCIENCE!!!!

[Glypohyon1337]

DO YOU KNOW HOW I AM

no...

[Inuyashaluvah1999]

... Fanfiction makes this 10x dirtier O_o...

[MrGamer541]

I'll burn your lemons down with a house.

[SaintOwnerLP]

This is so poorly made that i love it haha

[Irishloveprince]

Gay

[BumbleBee1188]

i'm the man who's gonna BURN your LEMONS down! with the house!

[Glypohyon1337]

I tried not to laugh, so then i choked

[lolwutscout]

GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP?

[Sagesheart2]

Life: ah what a nice day, I'm gonna go check the mail. Oh look, it's from Aperture Science! (thoughts must be the turret I ordered and payed for with lemons lol) (cut,cut,cut) (Beeping) Life: Holy Sh... (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

[Waterclaw]

When I hear this guy in these ads, especally the radio ads, I think Cave Johnson

[Mewizkuit]

if they incorporate combustible lemons into Meet the Pyro

oh man

[asuth100]

@Mewizkuit can they please do that please i would forgive them for half life 3

[JimtheCitizen]

@Mewizkuit Hide yo kids

We dont want em extra crispy

[rusher38]

@Mewizkuit That explains the propane tank

[RandomFox11]

@Mewizkuit Instead of just posting that here, why not you actually suggest it to Valve? Pop them an email.

[ATetrisBlock]

@Mewizkuit We need a gardener set for the Pyro! Stat!

[LemonVX]

@Mewizkuit pyro needs a combustible lemon gun :o