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  • what website did they search?

    

  • how does lemons = genocide??

  • hmm so i've come to the conclusion that Dan really likes to shake his ass at the camera......yeah, no complaints though lol

  • omigosh his HAAAAIIIIR!!!!!!

  • I'm afraid of mannequins.... because I was raped by a mannequin....

  • 4:12 He is afraid of trees because he saw the Blair Witch Project.

  • When life gives me lemons I make lemon grenades;)

  • That akward moment when Dan's actually more Pale than a Vampire.. ^^

  • ... My most embaressing fear... Non water-proof masara.... Don't ask

  • @CrisSings

    "CUNT!"

    x]

  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    you look fuckable

    so i'll add you

  • my hamsters keep fucking each other or should i say, mating.

  • i saw the word D:

  • I like dan with long-ish hair...obviously not TOO long though!!! I like dans hair anyway..so....YEEYYYYYY!!!!!!! =P

  • sad face, my username is the worst word in the world... damn.

  • DAMN YOU DAN (I lost the game and if your reading this then you lost too! yay!)

  • what did dan say at 3:58?

  • @Basch427 LITCHRALLY.

  • Soecks and hannukah slippers!!!

  • I will forever wonder what that website was..

  • There is actually a person who got raped by a tree...... no jokes...

  • 4:58 to 5:00 Dan's face is just awwwwwwwwwww!<3

  • Where are my socks and slippers??? XD

  • 3:07 funny and kinda weird!!!!!

  • this is funny just at any given time but its piss urself laughing when its 4 am and u havent slept in the last 48 hours xD

  • I'm soo gonna buy that robert pattinson mask as a birthday present :D :D :D

  • oh the face at 3:20 to 3:24 soooo cute <3

  • @thekillinglady oh the face at 6:25 to 6:27 soooo not cute <3

  • i just noticed, dan switched his hair bang ways style.....KEEP IT THAT WAY CAUSE IT LOOKS FLUFFY

  • Robert pattinson with the owl fucking scared me!!!!!! X

  • Dan looks so cute at 3:21 and 3:23!

  • i love these random videos you make they are so funny ^-^ <3

  • Am i the only one who dances along when dan and phil do their little conga dances??? :P

  • @christyismissing haha no :D

  • @WeREpicness Im glad im not alone on this :) :P

  • you abuse Phil more than usual in this one :L

  • your so funny <3

  • I love you. womg.

  • Awesome undies Dan. >.<

  • DAMN YOUU!!!!!!!!!! I just lost the game :(

  • Lol

  • i want that mask

  • Dan threw something or hit Phil a total of 10 times in this video. xD

  • ‽ INTERROBANG

  • This video literally mad my face hurt from laughter

  • Phil should call child line for dans abuse:-)

  • I've been ill for the last week, this made me genuinely laugh out loud and made me feel better. Thank you <3

  • that drumming was skilled... until he ruined it with the game >.<

  • @MsEmmyD

    Yes

  • phil is so sweet and dan is so abusive... but it's still funny :D

  • Its crazy how much you look like Anthony off of smosh.

  • "Hey you like the teacher, The Walrus, but do not please refer to the past, he cleared me. That is all with tres. It was a walrus who stole your virginity Dan. Dan, why do you de-flower a Walrus?"

  • Did any one else notice Dan's hair changing sides at 4:40 ? XD

  • @MsEmmyD yeah wah

  • omg i love the way he says literally!!!!

  • I turned on captions for this video and "it just sounds fuckin sexual as a finance" lol what? xD

  • Theres a tree right behind you...

  • i believe phil said "go to *fuckorgy*.com" lol i dont wanna go there cuz of their reactions :D LOL

  • Wrong, Phil. You make a combustible lemon grenade and throw it at life. (portal)

  • i lost the game. damn u dan.

  • fire!!!!!!!!!!!!! dan+flame= apocalypse

  • i love how Phil puts his hand over his mouth when he laughs, sooo cute<3

  • omg! i have that mask!

    

  • the bit with the scissors creased me

  • HAHA!! OMG!! 6:47 onwards is SO the best part of the video! :D

  • GENOCIDE!

  • I literally did a spit take. FAIL.

  • literally no longer has any meaning

  • 2:46 Haha, you can see in Dan's face "Don't laugh, don't laugh--- shit"

    x

  • Ahahah PMS at Edward! Ahaha! :d One way to use the mask :D

  • i meant 4:52

  • 1:52 ia so scarily funny. haha. poor phil. skizzers dominate **********y

  • Dan, why do you de-flower the walrus? =] x

  • anyone else notice dans fringe swapped sides from 4:28 to 4:38 ?

  • "I'm going to fill your bed with bees"

    ohmygosh I am totally going to start saying that xD

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  • Every time Dan hits Phil, a fan girl swears to get revenge...

  • I watched this 4 times... todayy!;D

  • -3

  • This was amazing ❤

  • Interobang‽

  • Genocide...

  • Phil is the most adorable thing EVAARRR!!!<33

  • you remind me of DesandNate.. but a british version ;D yaaay for the uk!

  • Never go to F***.com ...ever.

  • Dan, when I meet you (yes, when I meet you) I am going to hit you for saying that game at the end of your videos X____X

  • omg i love you two! literally! hahaa

  • We asked my english teacher what this '?!' means and he said that it didn't exist...who's crazy now?! (interrobang!)

  • That's how I say literally... Do you like how I say literally? ._.

  • 3:08 - the FACE!

  • RAAAAPEE FAACE!

  • Dan

    You're

    Ass

    Is

    Peng.

  • DAN! Y U DEFLOWER THE WALRUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • i really want to know what the website was now xD

  • The game ;)

  • Dan made me lose the game:(

  • Dan seems to enjoy throwing things at Phil xD

  • @MsEmmyD Well they're like brothers.. And it's fun to throw things at your brothers. :D

  • Phil: Do u think violent games lead to violence?

    Dan *Sissor Power!!!*

  • Ladies and gentlemen, the interrobang: ‽

    Wikipedia's example: He's pregnant‽

  • got to get me some metaphorical soecks

  • I like it wen dans hair is the wrong way-like phils

  • I envy your bromance.

  • You see this fish, now it's BREAD

  • Phil: Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a...

    Dan: CUNT!

  • I like how you say literally

  • Interrobang ‽‽‽

  • oma-noma-nom

    

  • The game ;)

  • i like how their fringes are opposite :)

  • They both have beards....

  • 1:05 When it all started :)

  • i wonder if they knew that the robert pattinson mask would entertain us so many times when they opened it?

  • lichrally.

  • LITERALLY hilarious.

  • haha. anyone want to phil in a line???

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  • "i am actually afraid of trees."

    dan says while sitting in front of a tree.

  • wait.....did Dan's hairstyle change directions in the middle of the video or am i going schizophrenic?

  • I said moist, right before you did.

  •  ‽ <--- sexiness ♥

  • Anyone else noticed how abusive Dan is to Phil? In 1 and 2? Poor Phillip XD

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME! D:

  • INTERROBANG ‽

  • 3.09.... THATS DAN IN A FREEZFRAME

  • did anyone notice that at 4:30 Dan's hair is parted on the other side then it switches back at 4:37?

  • Dan seems to enjoy throwing things at Phil's facexD

  • Interrobang- sexual intercourse that consists of 4 plus persons

  • NICE BUTT DAN

  • There is a tree behind you, Dan:)

  • 3:08 dan's face

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  • Dan is STILL an abusive lover

  • ..Is that a lip piercing? Or just a freckle...?

  • Why was there an Internet Explorer ad on the side of this page right now O_O

  • I though "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" was The Life of Brian...

  • You can plainly see that Dan is not religious :P

  • dans faces at 3:21 and 3:23 makes me want to hug him <3

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  • My favorite of all your videos! You guys remind me so much of me and my best friend!

  • 4:31 Dans hair is on the other side and the universe didnt imlode! Well i never..

  • Damn yoooouuuuuu I lost the game :D

  • Where's the video where Dan bangs his head?

  • @Fervid20 Phil Is Not On Fire 3 :)

  • Placenta is like, amazing, Dan.(:

  • Yes, yes "Splurge" means to excessively buy something with money!

  • i lost the game

  • dan there's a tree behind you... RUN.

  • Sooo what was that website, and did anyone go on it?? Cuz i'm kinda scared to now.

  • I love him saying literally :)

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  • DAYMN IT!!!!! I lost the game

  • 96XXX :']

    Wow.

  • I lost the game.

  • Literally.

  • Really Phil? No playing with fire? But Danisonfire!!

  • "Im afraid of trees!" Um Dan... there's a tree behind you.

  • If life gave u lemons what would you make? "GENOCIDE"

  • @WhitePandaHat noo, its a lemon party.. (dont google that)

  • o for fuck sake i lost the game again D:

  • im going to fill your bed with beez :L

  • I watch you when I'm supposed to be drawing... I love you

  • ‽ hehehe

  • I love in the middle when they have a your mum contest

  • i want to know what website they went on

  • @XzPrOzZx2 fuck.com

  • OMFG Totoro?! I love you even more now!!!

  • Dan & Phil should totally read the Barry Trotter books. It's a spoof of Harry Potter written by Michael Gerber and it's hilarious. Also his scar is an interrobang instead of a lightning bolt. No lie.

  • what word did they bleep out ?

  • I'm going to send him a belt. smh

  • Within the first 30 seconds my friends sister asked if they were gay. -_-

  • i dont literally is even a word anymore :P

  • dan's face when phil blew out the candle .... :P 3:23

  • Ben and Jerry's Cook Dough ice-cream is nom. Placenta ice-cream.. not so nom.