"Hey you like the teacher, The Walrus, but do not please refer to the past, he cleared me. That is all with tres. It was a walrus who stole your virginity Dan. Dan, why do you de-flower a Walrus?"
hey i know everyone says this but im a young british youtuber just starting off and just wondering if you could check out my vids. I really spent alot of time on them ..... :) thanks
Dan & Phil should totally read the Barry Trotter books. It's a spoof of Harry Potter written by Michael Gerber and it's hilarious. Also his scar is an interrobang instead of a lightning bolt. No lie.
what website did they search?
dianaoh29 11 hours ago
how does lemons = genocide??
AvaCaitlin1 15 hours ago
hmm so i've come to the conclusion that Dan really likes to shake his ass at the camera......yeah, no complaints though lol
Jessloveing 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
omigosh his HAAAAIIIIR!!!!!!
vegetarianvammpire 1 day ago
I'm afraid of mannequins.... because I was raped by a mannequin....
MaeSlay 2 days ago
4:12 He is afraid of trees because he saw the Blair Witch Project.
mMeFlora 2 days ago
When life gives me lemons I make lemon grenades;)
siknastiikid 2 days ago
That akward moment when Dan's actually more Pale than a Vampire.. ^^
THManchesterMoon 2 days ago
... My most embaressing fear... Non water-proof masara.... Don't ask
TheTeamedward2345 2 days ago
@CrisSings
"CUNT!"
x]
lolfurlife121 3 days ago
roses are red
violets are blue
you look fuckable
so i'll add you
nyanbubbles 3 days ago
my hamsters keep fucking each other or should i say, mating.
nyanbubbles 3 days ago
i saw the word D:
thesplashingpebbles 3 days ago
I like dan with long-ish hair...obviously not TOO long though!!! I like dans hair anyway..so....YEEYYYYYY!!!!!!! =P
AwsomeMarnie 3 days ago
sad face, my username is the worst word in the world... damn.
CrustyVampireShark 3 days ago
DAMN YOU DAN (I lost the game and if your reading this then you lost too! yay!)
louiseandruby 3 days ago
what did dan say at 3:58?
CrisSings 3 days ago
@Basch427 LITCHRALLY.
zZmekmekZzDrummerzZ 4 days ago
Soecks and hannukah slippers!!!
imcalledmee 4 days ago
I will forever wonder what that website was..
lolfurlife121 4 days ago
There is actually a person who got raped by a tree...... no jokes...
newbetomfan 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
4:58 to 5:00 Dan's face is just awwwwwwwwwww!<3
THECharlotteAlice 4 days ago
Where are my socks and slippers??? XD
charlienerdd 4 days ago
3:07 funny and kinda weird!!!!!
nadia20001379 4 days ago
this is funny just at any given time but its piss urself laughing when its 4 am and u havent slept in the last 48 hours xD
XNotGoodx 5 days ago
I'm soo gonna buy that robert pattinson mask as a birthday present :D :D :D
Hanutahunter 5 days ago
oh the face at 3:20 to 3:24 soooo cute <3
thekillinglady 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos 22
@thekillinglady oh the face at 6:25 to 6:27 soooo not cute <3
nyanbubbles 3 days ago
i just noticed, dan switched his hair bang ways style.....KEEP IT THAT WAY CAUSE IT LOOKS FLUFFY
tangieandlexi 6 days ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
Robert pattinson with the owl fucking scared me!!!!!! X
Lottiejerome 6 days ago
Dan looks so cute at 3:21 and 3:23!
thenamessophie1 6 days ago
i love these random videos you make they are so funny ^-^ <3
WeREpicness 6 days ago
Am i the only one who dances along when dan and phil do their little conga dances??? :P
christyismissing 6 days ago 2
@christyismissing haha no :D
WeREpicness 6 days ago
@WeREpicness Im glad im not alone on this :) :P
christyismissing 5 days ago
you abuse Phil more than usual in this one :L
HushhTheCatsInTheBag 6 days ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
your so funny <3
Minsterella 1 week ago
I love you. womg.
SuzieTheStrange 1 week ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
Awesome undies Dan. >.<
JuInOrGoEsRaWr 1 week ago
DAMN YOUU!!!!!!!!!! I just lost the game :(
charlottened 1 week ago
Lol
3l3an0r7 1 week ago
i want that mask
sez948405 1 week ago
Dan threw something or hit Phil a total of 10 times in this video. xD
MsEmmyD 1 week ago
‽ INTERROBANG
TheHolly999 1 week ago
This video literally mad my face hurt from laughter
Basch427 1 week ago
Phil should call child line for dans abuse:-)
emmyparamorexxx 1 week ago
I've been ill for the last week, this made me genuinely laugh out loud and made me feel better. Thank you <3
miixeddupp 1 week ago
that drumming was skilled... until he ruined it with the game >.<
JessicaarSaysRawr 1 week ago
@MsEmmyD
Yes
EllisTheNinja 1 week ago
phil is so sweet and dan is so abusive... but it's still funny :D
masterfulmeow 1 week ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
Its crazy how much you look like Anthony off of smosh.
userkelly100 1 week ago
"Hey you like the teacher, The Walrus, but do not please refer to the past, he cleared me. That is all with tres. It was a walrus who stole your virginity Dan. Dan, why do you de-flower a Walrus?"
armaniKohai 1 week ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Did any one else notice Dan's hair changing sides at 4:40 ? XD
MsEmmyD 1 week ago
@MsEmmyD yeah wah
blissfulmoment 1 week ago
omg i love the way he says literally!!!!
poogipoo 1 week ago
I turned on captions for this video and "it just sounds fuckin sexual as a finance" lol what? xD
Rand0mhuman 1 week ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Theres a tree right behind you...
3lina1998 1 week ago
i believe phil said "go to *fuckorgy*.com" lol i dont wanna go there cuz of their reactions :D LOL
MaeSlay 1 week ago
Wrong, Phil. You make a combustible lemon grenade and throw it at life. (portal)
0gnat 1 week ago
i lost the game. damn u dan.
ChloeJponygirl 1 week ago
fire!!!!!!!!!!!!! dan+flame= apocalypse
franzingaful 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
i love how Phil puts his hand over his mouth when he laughs, sooo cute<3
drwhoenchanted 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
omg! i have that mask!
LadyCrescentious 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
the bit with the scissors creased me
TheSnickers994 2 weeks ago
HAHA!! OMG!! 6:47 onwards is SO the best part of the video! :D
drummergirl1230 2 weeks ago
GENOCIDE!
StillBreathingMDP 2 weeks ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
I literally did a spit take. FAIL.
StillBreathingMDP 2 weeks ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
literally no longer has any meaning
chibixphantom 2 weeks ago
2:46 Haha, you can see in Dan's face "Don't laugh, don't laugh--- shit"
x
EmilySwiggle 2 weeks ago
Ahahah PMS at Edward! Ahaha! :d One way to use the mask :D
5Cloudia94 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
i meant 4:52
TheUniquezebra 2 weeks ago
1:52 ia so scarily funny. haha. poor phil. skizzers dominate **********y
TheUniquezebra 2 weeks ago
Dan, why do you de-flower the walrus? =] x
KezaaKiwi 2 weeks ago
anyone else notice dans fringe swapped sides from 4:28 to 4:38 ?
katee1022 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos 52
"I'm going to fill your bed with bees"
ohmygosh I am totally going to start saying that xD
seddieluvr1098 3 weeks ago
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seddieluvr1098 3 weeks ago
Every time Dan hits Phil, a fan girl swears to get revenge...
LaDiDa591 3 weeks ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
I watched this 4 times... todayy!;D
THManchesterMoon 3 weeks ago
-3
ATurtleAteMyTrex 3 weeks ago
This was amazing ❤
sarahlikesfun1101 3 weeks ago
Interobang‽
TheseWafflezBeSexii 3 weeks ago
Genocide...
iJustKeeding 3 weeks ago
Phil is the most adorable thing EVAARRR!!!<33
seddieluvr1098 3 weeks ago
you remind me of DesandNate.. but a british version ;D yaaay for the uk!
XDBrunetteGal 3 weeks ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
Never go to F***.com ...ever.
SaraBeCreepin 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Dan, when I meet you (yes, when I meet you) I am going to hit you for saying that game at the end of your videos X____X
MyLittleZebraa 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
omg i love you two! literally! hahaa
MegaSexydancers 3 weeks ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
We asked my english teacher what this '?!' means and he said that it didn't exist...who's crazy now?! (interrobang!)
Jeffi97 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
That's how I say literally... Do you like how I say literally? ._.
emochickshedsblood 3 weeks ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
3:08 - the FACE!
YayItsNinaaa 3 weeks ago
RAAAAPEE FAACE!
shadedsoulhorse 3 weeks ago
Dan
You're
Ass
Is
Peng.
ChaarlieeLooovesYoou 3 weeks ago
DAN! Y U DEFLOWER THE WALRUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
NyanCait 3 weeks ago
i really want to know what the website was now xD
NyanCait 3 weeks ago
The game ;)
caoimhebrawn 4 weeks ago
Dan made me lose the game:(
emmyparamorexxx 1 month ago
Dan seems to enjoy throwing things at Phil xD
MsEmmyD 1 month ago
@MsEmmyD Well they're like brothers.. And it's fun to throw things at your brothers. :D
97Scarygirl 3 weeks ago
Phil: Do u think violent games lead to violence?
Dan *Sissor Power!!!*
Ashlie0718 1 month ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the interrobang: ‽
Wikipedia's example: He's pregnant‽
starsintheireyes14 1 month ago
got to get me some metaphorical soecks
spethyisinasubmarine 1 month ago
I like it wen dans hair is the wrong way-like phils
AwsomeMarnie 1 month ago
I envy your bromance.
miixeddupp 1 month ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
You see this fish, now it's BREAD
caoimhebrawn 1 month ago
Phil: Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a...
Dan: CUNT!
LovePeaceMemories 1 month ago 92
I like how you say literally
applesarescary 1 month ago
Interrobang ‽‽‽
TadpoleJakson 1 month ago
oma-noma-nom
sianeybear 1 month ago
The game ;)
caoimhebrawn 1 month ago
i like how their fringes are opposite :)
BabblingBrookeh 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
They both have beards....
caitlynbridgeman 1 month ago
1:05 When it all started :)
mustache6335 1 month ago
i wonder if they knew that the robert pattinson mask would entertain us so many times when they opened it?
FutureMrsMattSmith 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
lichrally.
jesslovesya100 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LITERALLY hilarious.
CrazyNinjaCourtney13 1 month ago
haha. anyone want to phil in a line???
Sheardface 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
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DeathByMyNote 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
"i am actually afraid of trees."
dan says while sitting in front of a tree.
Bangbangkilljoy 1 month ago 3
wait.....did Dan's hairstyle change directions in the middle of the video or am i going schizophrenic?
grimmkitty11 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I said moist, right before you did.
Mimgurl 1 month ago
‽ <--- sexiness ♥
MrsXGothic 1 month ago in playlist More videos from danisnotonfire
Anyone else noticed how abusive Dan is to Phil? In 1 and 2? Poor Phillip XD
LeaveEmScreaming 1 month ago 30
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME! D:
bubblytea32 1 month ago
INTERROBANG ‽
theamazingbethany 1 month ago
3.09.... THATS DAN IN A FREEZFRAME
hipster717 1 month ago
did anyone notice that at 4:30 Dan's hair is parted on the other side then it switches back at 4:37?
RainbowSprinkles98 1 month ago in playlist Amazing Phil And Dan is not on fire
Dan seems to enjoy throwing things at Phil's facexD
MsEmmyD 1 month ago
Interrobang- sexual intercourse that consists of 4 plus persons
lindslori 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
NICE BUTT DAN
awsomegirl137 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆ 2
There is a tree behind you, Dan:)
Grachiification 1 month ago
3:08 dan's face
ThisIsWarBoy 1 month ago
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ThisIsWarBoy 1 month ago
Dan is STILL an abusive lover
KiahwantsPond 1 month ago in playlist Amazing Dan. ;3
..Is that a lip piercing? Or just a freckle...?
StephenTheKoala 1 month ago
Why was there an Internet Explorer ad on the side of this page right now O_O
callmelivy 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I though "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" was The Life of Brian...
saturnstargirl 1 month ago
You can plainly see that Dan is not religious :P
OtakuOverlord13 1 month ago
dans faces at 3:21 and 3:23 makes me want to hug him <3
ampexplosion 1 month ago
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ampexplosion 1 month ago
My favorite of all your videos! You guys remind me so much of me and my best friend!
Sasquatch848 1 month ago
4:31 Dans hair is on the other side and the universe didnt imlode! Well i never..
xXlisajadeXx 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆ 43
Damn yoooouuuuuu I lost the game :D
koalasaterachel 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hey i know everyone says this but im a young british youtuber just starting off and just wondering if you could check out my vids. I really spent alot of time on them ..... :) thanks
BadgerHugs 1 month ago
Where's the video where Dan bangs his head?
Fervid20 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
@Fervid20 Phil Is Not On Fire 3 :)
StephenTheKoala 1 month ago
Placenta is like, amazing, Dan.(:
543hope 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
Yes, yes "Splurge" means to excessively buy something with money!
Kamveo 1 month ago in playlist ★ Dan and Phil ☆
i lost the game
littleMISSfrootloops 1 month ago
dan there's a tree behind you... RUN.
KatieIsNotAPanda 1 month ago
Sooo what was that website, and did anyone go on it?? Cuz i'm kinda scared to now.
Jordan12295 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I love him saying literally :)
21snowqueen 1 month ago
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natashatasha1 1 month ago
DAYMN IT!!!!! I lost the game
heykewlaid 1 month ago
96XXX :']
Wow.
ThePoisonRainbows 1 month ago
I lost the game.
SleepingWithFrank 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Literally.
TheBeatlesAmazing998 1 month ago
Really Phil? No playing with fire? But Danisonfire!!
SleepingPorcupine 1 month ago
"Im afraid of trees!" Um Dan... there's a tree behind you.
jenskeroro 1 month ago 56
If life gave u lemons what would you make? "GENOCIDE"
WhitePandaHat 1 month ago
@WhitePandaHat noo, its a lemon party.. (dont google that)
FreeStuffPl0xFtw 1 month ago
o for fuck sake i lost the game again D:
Faceplant19199 1 month ago
im going to fill your bed with beez :L
MerlinaWhitlock 1 month ago
I watch you when I'm supposed to be drawing... I love you
Ganstasareus 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
‽ hehehe
rebeccamillar 1 month ago
I love in the middle when they have a your mum contest
MegaCheeseandonion 1 month ago
i want to know what website they went on
XzPrOzZx2 1 month ago
@XzPrOzZx2 fuck.com
olli449 1 month ago
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@XzPrOzZx2 fruitlauncher. com
caroegc 1 month ago in playlist Philisnotonfire'
OMFG Totoro?! I love you even more now!!!
MimiMonsterRAWR 1 month ago
Dan & Phil should totally read the Barry Trotter books. It's a spoof of Harry Potter written by Michael Gerber and it's hilarious. Also his scar is an interrobang instead of a lightning bolt. No lie.
imissrose123 1 month ago
what word did they bleep out ?
lilmisscarlie96 1 month ago
I'm going to send him a belt. smh
yoursupadupacute 1 month ago
Within the first 30 seconds my friends sister asked if they were gay. -_-
xXxVelvetSuicidexXx 1 month ago 4
i dont literally is even a word anymore :P
georgina1331 1 month ago
dan's face when phil blew out the candle .... :P 3:23
georgina1331 1 month ago
Ben and Jerry's Cook Dough ice-cream is nom. Placenta ice-cream.. not so nom.
MCRToxicLightning 1 month ago