Ali G talks to Professor Heinz Wolff about Science

[pf37rss]

the rather crude language which you employ! lol

[bensimps123]

he looks like a classic professor like the ones in cartoons and books

[850iStyle]

"i have to do a little bit of mental translation for the crude language you employ" LOL ...I would imagine most of Ali G's interviewee's would agree

[inlovewithi]

At 2:58 it looks like Ali G (Sacha Baron Cohen) broke character a little, a smiled/laughed

[Nickamsweet]

@ 1:10 so close to breaking out laughing lol

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

its not a subject which i have ever worked, was interested in, or requuuuuuaaaaaiiied

LOL

[f1rewa7ker]

I liked the part where they did anal

[steveoh190]

I love the "University of Brunei" thing at the beginning. It's a trap / test for the Prof and he falls right into it! Genius!

[rankingtrevor]

an ugly little man in a bow tie with a ridiculous voice, and I'm not referring to Ali!

[zedio369]

@rankingtrevor bow tie?

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 The professor is wearing a 'dicky' bow tie, idiot! Can you not see LOL

[zedio369]

@rankingtrevor You said "and I'm not referring to Ali!" dumb ass. That joke usually refers to both parties having the same characteristics, and the reader thinking it is about the obvious character. Only one person in this case, however is "an ugly little man in a bow tie with a ridiculous voice". Therefore your joke has no merits in this video.

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 Thanks for taking the time to reply to me (In a five line paragraph) but I am afraid your argument makes no sense whatsoever, you will have to try again - this time try researching the meaning of the word 'humour' LOL

[zedio369]

@rankingtrevor I am very glad we could have this profound conversation. It has enlightened me into the mind of the every man's nonsensical imagination. I thank you kindly.

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 I must reciprocate. I thank you too good sir, I finally now the true meaning of the word jackass, personified as you dear fellow. Thank you again!

[zedio369]

@rankingtrevor I win. You misspelled "know".

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 Rather puerile of you to hone in upon a typo, but fools are fools! Thank you for this discussion which is hopefully now over. Good day to you!

[zedio369]

@rankingtrevor It's over when I say it's over. And it's over now.

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 Indeed it is over. Have a good day old chap.

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 Silly child LOL

[zedio369]

@rankingtrevor Lol

[rankingtrevor]

@zedio369 ;)

[Kullg4r]

"I have never needed one."

"Congratulations!"

Haha, both of them have a great sense of humour.

[OscillationFurnace]

'And that number is infinity'. YES. I love this.

[DapzLive]

Most german mannerisms ever!

[select899]

is it smaller then a sand? LOL

[swiftalb]

Two geniuses at work

[Kullg4r]

Sound bloke. 

[badazz1989]

He nearly bursts out laughing at 1.09!

[FreeBlago1]

...and he talked faster back then. He really improved later.

[babymicrobe]

The professor is too cool and Ali can't keep up with him!

[kevadekene]

check out IvanInEstonia ... on youtube ... i don't really have any other options to promo it...

[kargomail]

this be da late 90s baaby all those years slang woz not real but in 2001 ali g sed keep it real

[neilmarcusrichardson]

It's the speed of the man's mind that makes his comedy so breathtaking.

[Curatica]

First time when I see him being unable not to laugh.

Is this episode available on DVD?

He is a genius.

[dregg]

hehe im from Brunei. cool. he cracked a little in the olden days i see. love Ali G. has this character been discontinued?

[johnisfun]

hehe so cool... he hasn't controlled his laughing yet :)

genius still blossoming :)

[justsaydotonope]

heh. i've never seem him laugh in character before.

[IndieRockr15]

Ali is my fav of his three characters. Million million million million million million million. Killion.

[ambiamusic]

"Yeah... in centimeters." Haha! Sasha is great at thinking on his feet.

[xhollaniggx]

repping wu tang from the slums of shaolin all dayyyy

[WuTangKlanz]

Staten island!

[dd7aa]

i remember seeing this when it first aired it was absolutly brilliant and still is.a classic for sure.

[MyMelancholyDodo]

this is quite early on in sasha's career. his ali g isn't as developed as later on i reckon!

[elBandito91]

Yeah, it's actually quite funny to see this... his language is not as crazy as it is later with Ali G

[markmaxy125]

it's from back in the day, 98/99 from the 11'0 clock show... damn im old to be in school when this was on!

[HydrauIics]

haha is it bigger then a sand

[Bjkeirl]

genius pure genius

[armlesscorps]

Sacha Baron Cohen is almost laughing all the way through this. First time iv seen him like that.

[vanostraniii]

Me too. that professor's answers are just too cute.

[hollandfocus]

You should try having lectures from him. he's a legend haha!

[mrburnett]

lol ;what about a sand?'

'what abobut a salt?'

'what about a flour?'

[freedomstake]

how small is it.. 'yeah' in centimetres ! lol

[RammsteinFan1100]

hehhe profesor is rly cool :)

[denniHimSelf]

and THAT number is infinity !

[smoothbluekiwi]

Hey, Ali G supports the Wu-Tang! YEAH!

Had to say it.

[aikicin]

you know he is taking a piss, right?

[smoothbluekiwi]

No shit. but I thought it was cool that he wore Wu-Tang merchandise.

[PlzGetAGrip]

Contrary to popular belief, I do not find him to be arrogant but sometimes he does not know what he is talking about. Perhaps this is attributed to his old age. Who knows! I see him several times on campus and most people go to shake his hand out of respect. I couldn't care less to be honest because in my view, people are people no matter how renowned they might be perceived as being.

[PlzGetAGrip]

I know Prof Heinz Wolff. I have met him in personal and had a rather interesting encounter with him when I was presenting my research at the Brunel University Research Student Conference (a contest held every year). He was clearly incapable of understanding the premise of my research (reflected by his irrelevant questions), which surprised me considering he is a bio-engineer and should at the very least have a basic understanding of biological research.

[Retardid]

lol a few times it looks like sacha is about to crack up

[1coo1]

he looks like the wheetos professor lol

[NazTb0y]

the professor has the classic mad scientist look.

[smoothbluekiwi]

And Accent XD

[js002003]

this laugh track is killing me

[specialedition66]

It's real.. The tapes are played in front of a studio audience.. Half the 11 o Clock show is live..

[4713173]

THE profesor HAS A COOL VOICE

[pudgywudgy]

True, but I think he's a prick.

[jonsson666]

cool profesor :D

[boinker14]

this dude is great"you dont have to pose"@ 2:01 one of the few alig victims who didn't come across as complete retards.

[rudiwells]

no, he said "you don't have to boast"

[boinker14]

thanks my bad the proff is still cool though

[tristanv1]

i couldnt hear a thing with the sound of the laugh track.

[dascottman88]

this is the guy out of the karl pilkington culture thing wherekarl tries to find out if being intelligent makes u happy!

[sansserifa]

around 1:10 he almost laughs.

[Narwal88]

He laughs at 2:04

[MilesBennetDyson]

Is it smaller than a sand?

[1c3d34rth]

Is it smaller than a salt? :-)

[Forzaeden]

It s the firts time I see ali g laughing when interviewing

[Broonlie]

He sounds like the Old Guy from Mighty ducks

[frost7888]

"the rather crude language you employ" haha

[TrimTOODLE]

Lol the prof is wrong....its emply....

but i suppose he isn't an english prof

[edhusse]

not its employ... you're thinking imply.. and still you're wrong

[TrimTOODLE]

lol thank you...you are right..

I value your help

[xMKIVxVR6x]

It's spelled "imply," and the professor was correct to begin with. Do you really not know what "employ" means?

[amartinez0607]

by employ he means like use not like imply if thats what u mean

[ClanXtO]

my nob is infinity thats y i dont need an enlargment ha ali g is a prpa classic laa :)

[ShotgunBlues92]

heinz wolff came to my physics class before and i had no idea he'd been on this :L

[PyroZombie94]

same xD

[BRUIZER1st]

wot about nob enlargements lol class

[blicko12]

lol, even he couldn't stand it anymore, he smiled at 1:10

[Kousaburo]

"...and that number is infinity?"

[dertyDos]

that laughing KILLS the CLIP!!!!

[thingsihaveseen2]

I totally agree about laughter tracks, especially in stuff which is fully filmed and then shown to an audience such as M*A*S*H and Red Dwarf VI. But I don't think the producers had any other choice here, because The 11 o'clock Show was filmed in front of a live audience and the bits by the then unknown "ALI G" were introduced by the hosts.

[geezaline69]

is it smaller than a salt hahahaha omg that was class

[lygophile]

he should be a voice actor...

[luxuriousnax]

Just before 3:00 Ali starts to laugh :)

Well done to Wolff, nicely handled.

[cainey66]

why do people repeat wat he sed we just watched it!

[mintoO2cOolv2]

because they are retarded...what a silly question!

[cainey66]

lol

[Schellingstr]

man that's so good, and Heinz Wolff has such a strong german accent... real egg head.

[ellieroseee]

I would never require!

[tlamiczka]

:-)) Mister Wolff reacts perfectly to Ali G :-)

[tomitstube]

lol, "ok i'll add a million on the end, million, million... l-ing mao, "there isn't anything bigger than a killion."

Sacha is briliant. So is Prof. Wolff.

[axdcs1]

what does he say at 1:08 after

'flower is the smallest thing.. '

[joey943]

he says 'i got it muddled up'

[harbach]

haha "And that number is infinity?"

That guy did not do a great job at explaining infinity, although it is a difficult concept to explain on the spot like that.

[Blackhuak]

hahaha eyah that was funny "and that number is infinity.... Uhhh no" lol

[Vedaseran]

Of course, he's trying to explain it to a guy like Ali G, what is he going to say?;)

[dpjgiii]

"What 'bout nub medicine?"

[zemfour]

"a rather crude language you employ".. LOL

[funincluded]

wtf is with the laugh track?

fuck this

[Rictoo]

It's not a laugh track, it's a real audience

[katscat25]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhh the laugh track is SOOOOOOOO annoying, I know when to laugh, THanks.

[locopocococo]

yes, in centimetres

[beandick3]

ahahah even ali g nealy cracks up at 1.10

[xorcist666]

lol the prof sounds like victor meldrew.

[bizzy2go]

the fucking laughing i cant fucking hear the fucking show

[masterzeek]

he struggled to stay in character you can tellwhen he started to laugh, probley because the Professor looked like how you would see a professor in a cartoon

[RedDaVincy]

A meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin meelyin...

[anzekenk]

hahahaha is it smaller than a sand!!!!!

[RedDaVincy]

A sand is smaller than a salt...

[AdiZetaFunction]

etx125pe, I will chop your wife's head off after videotaping her getting fucked by stray dogs, and then Fed Ex that head to your house, which you can use to replace your masturbation.

Take her head, put your 3-inch penis in the mouth and move in and out...and may be use it with your son. And finally jerk eachother off and cum on your faces, you gay homos!!!

LoL

[LinkinChemicalBoy]

Yeah not your a fucking prick k? You can try be an internet tough guy, but in the real world we all know your a lil geek who still lives with his mother. Why dont you leave etx the fuck away k? And if your so sad as to bring his wife into this, and practically raping her? Dude, not only is that sick, but it also shows how fucked up you are in the head mate...

[AdiZetaFunction]

etx125pe, cocksucking gay homo. LoL Do you even have a job? What do you do, apart from moving your 15-year-old son up your 3 inch penis?

And inbred filth, "i" should be capitalized to "I." You don't even know that, and you fancy teaching me about English.

Get a life and get a job and stop molesting little children you, faith-head Pedophile!

[AdiZetaFunction]

etx125pe, howdy, Germanic Neanderthal. I bet a stupid third-world kid in the 3rd grade, studying in an American public school, can construct a proper sentence than you ever can. 35 years old and you are fucking your own 15-year-old offspring? It's probably fine in British society, I assume. Or I think your son is not even yours; DNA checked?

[AdiZetaFunction]

LoL The funniest part about these morons commenting below is that they couldn't even type in a proper sentence.

[hi262779]

Neither can you.

[usmcsniper23]

ext125pe-your right-at least a monkey knows what a bananas for??i think hes a complete genetic misfire...his dad should have shot his ass on the wall...lol

[usmcsniper23]

hey ext125pe-he thinks im a friggin terrorist.bet he stands on street corner and sucks cock with a cup in his hand for a living wanna bet?damn this guys a pure nut.lol poor fella dosent even know where he is?north carolina? i think hes lieing by my trace on his isp.he aint in north carolina.hes the terrorist.hahahahahaha be good and be safe p.see ya, get him back on here and well have some fun outa him..

[AdiZetaFunction]

LoL was that even a reply?

Dude, let's analyze this whole uncivilized conversation:

I made my personal views that Borat is funnier than Ali G, which is true. And you were the one who started the attacks.

And you received an exponential amount of insult. If you had any knowledge in you would know that I put you in the child molesting perspective, not myself. And yes you do sound like you would rape your own son. Piss off you filthy British piece of shit.

[usmcsniper23]

adizeta-better watch it bud-ext125pe will get your ass..hes awsome..hell make a fool out of ya bud-better let go while you can.lol lol i feel it coming..your gonna look like a fool in front of the whole world..lol lol

[AdiZetaFunction]

usmcsniper23,

dude, ext125pe has been suspended. The same will happen to you. LoL

Loser. Get a fucking life, you terrorist!

[joseptea]

LONG LIVE ext125pe.

You get a fucking life, you cocksucker

[AdiZetaFunction]

etx125pe,

I will slice off your wife's head and hang her in front of your house. You can also use that portable head to replace your masturbation. It's easy, take the head of your dead wife and with two hands slowly insert your 3 inch penis into it (watch out for any nails I might have left out lol) and then finally cum, not in her mouth, but in your son's mouth.

[usmcsniper23]

adizeta-temper temper-you dont want to stroke out now bud...

[usmcsniper23]

etx125pe- adizeta apparently has shit for brains-hes a rapist i know because he keeps talking about sex-if i werent stuck here in fllujah iraq,id kick his ass personally or use him for live target practice...

[usmcsniper23]

and as far as penis enlargement goes i need a reduction..they dont build a woman deep enough or wide enough for me-hahahahaah lol lol

[AdiZetaFunction]

Ooooh, if he comes I will make sure he doesn't go back.

And learn to spell, you filthy terrorist.

[usmcsniper23]

hahahahahaha ill bet 1000 to one your the one who goes....

[usmcsniper23]

and what makes you think im a terrorist dumbass-im a marine sniper stationed in fallujah iraq dumbass..

[ausIanderraus]

AdiZetaFunction

I've got a sneaky feeling that your account is going to be deleted so that you cant further pollute youtube with your graphic discriptions of murder and child abuse!

[AdiZetaFunction]

auslanderraus, by the way 9/11 was probably the funniest and the most realistic action movie ever. I guess usmcsniper23, the terrorist, can tell you how carefully the American government carried it out. But the sight of people jumping from those buildings was hilarious!!! Made me laugh the whole time yesterday.

[AdiZetaFunction]

etx125pe, I will kindnap your 15 year old fagot, chop off his dick and make a hot dog outa it and send it to you and your filthy whore wife. Haha wouldn't you love it? Then I will throw his body on the streets where he can be fucked by stray dogs and finally parceled to your home.

After that I will take 12 knives and insert one by one slowly into your wife's ass, cunt, two eyes, ears, one in the nose, and in every part of the body and chop her into pieces and send her to hell. LoL

[AdiZetaFunction]

Correction: Did your son sit on your cock when he read the comments about his mom sucking cock in hell?

[AdiZetaFunction]

You never answered my question: Did you son sit on your cock when he read the comments about his mom sucking cock in hell?

And you failed to capitalize the "i."

"It's like teaching kindergarten talking to you!"

That sentence is grammatically fucked up.

You son-fucking pedophile, get the fuck off YouTube and go suck your priest's cock.

[amydramine]

ali g was on verge og cracking up several times

[AdiZetaFunction]

My word: Ascent, which means, "the act of rising or mounting upward." In this case upward to hell.

You corrected (or so you thought) it to be decent, which is an adjective which means the exact opposite of your behavior.

Hahahaha LoL

American moron, you don't even know the English language, how are you going to find the terrorists who did 9/11?

Did you see that 9/11 video where the flights hit the towers? It was awesome! You got what you deserved.

[ausIanderraus]

I'm American you fucking disrespectful asshole, Tell me where you live and i'll show you how i feel about your 9/11 comments.

You live in my fucking country and run your mouth off like that!i'll teach you some fucking manners BOY

[AdiZetaFunction]

auslanderraus,

I was laughing my ass off during 9/11. It is a shame you never died on 9/11.

Two planes...boom and boom...3000. LoL The funniest thing is that there were more Americans killed in Iraq, who set out to kill the people who did 9/11. Wait didn't they die during the suicide attack?

Hahahah. And bitch, I'm going to call the cops, since I have proof of death threats from you. It won't be long before you have two cops arrest you. Watch.

[ausIanderraus]

What death threats asshole!i think your paranoia is due to to much crack.

I think the police would be more interested by your child abuse fascination than me teaching you some good old fashioned manners BOY.what a fucking joke you are.the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

[AdiZetaFunction]

Auslanderraus, I heard etx125pe and you gang banged his 15 year old son and made a porno outa it.

What a fucking joke you are, you 55 year old grandpa son of a whore, who is yet to get laid.

Haha

[ausIanderraus]

oh no i'm devastated by your comment!

[AdiZetaFunction]

LoL and I'm not American you filthy cocksucker. My culture frowns on divorces. You are the American bastard who is yet to get a glimpse of his real father. How many men have fucked your mom, 50?

Anyway, you never answered my questions:

Was your 15 year old kid sitting on your cock when he viewed my comments (which also mentions his mom ascent to hell)?

You are the dumbest dick ever, to show your son what I want him to see and suffer. LoL By the way 9/11 was so funny!

[AdiZetaFunction]

Yeah, let see you talk some other language. Can you? My mother tongue is Tamil and I can speak English a lot better than you do.

For example, "i" should be capitalized into "I."

I fucked your mom and sent her to hell. LoL Did Jesus talk to you about her sucking his 3-inch penis?

Before she was sent to hell, she used to suck my cock for hours, at the rate of 15 cents an hour (not to mention Canadian). That's how she paid for your drugs.

[AdiZetaFunction]

LoL So did your son sit on your cock to view the monitor? I'm already very good in cracking jokes both in English and German and Tamil. Thank you.

[annejaysee]

"and that number is infinity"

OH SNAP!

[AdiZetaFunction]

LoL You think I don't know that? Fucking inbred, go fuck your mommy and suck her dick. I will fuck your mom with a knife and send her to hell, where she can suck Jesus' cock for eternity.

[AdiZetaFunction]

Ali G is the dumbest fuck ever! I like BOrat.

[the0th]

""i can well imagine"" lol the other guy was playing along.

[saqib09]

i think the shape of my mouth has permanently changed from laughing,

[importedmusic]

Anyone else notice how Ali starts to laugh at 1:55 to 2:00 so he has to cover up his mouth! very funny

[joey943]

He also nearly cracks up at 1.10!

[epicvelocity]

This was the guy on Top Gear who failed hard, rofl!

[kingnichendrix]

what a cracker

[felixgv]

Haha it seems that Ali G has difficulty hiding his smile. It's the first video I see him not 100% in character.

Still, amazing guy LOL.

[bastiRhymes08]

is heinz heinz wolff actually german?

cause his accent sounds a bit like it

[oStemandskasseN]

yes he is.

[katievhoneychurch]

he has an aristo/gentry accent,the thatchers and other aristocrats have thatt sort of lipsy accent.

[oStemandskasseN]

german accent.

[6foot4girl]

Wolff is great, He handles himself far better than most of the other interviewees and seems a very pleasant and open-minded person. And it's the first time I've seen Ali struggle with keeping a straight face!

[oStemandskasseN]

and wow, he is very well-formulated. I think that can only be respected.

[Fiercefighter2]

yeah that was a cool interview to watch

[mipmipmipmipmip]

It is amazing to see how Wolff keeps answering without seeming to be getting annoyed. Very stylish!

[NakedLemons]

I think ali laughs at 2:29

[NakedLemons]

I mean 2:59