Random funny Karl Pilkington moments

[couchwanker]

nice call karl the asians are wankers

[WardyYNWA]

@JohnPurchaseArt

Never! Why would they? Karl's legacy will NEVER die :D

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Will the Karl cult ever die?

[TheGambler666]

 funniest radio ever - destroys me every time...Gervais pissing himself laughing at Karl lol -fantastic mix b/c Karl isn't a sophisticate like the other two who are always conscious of PC protocols, he's just Karl.....i love it, thankyou Karl, Ricky, Steve

[noahzuniga]

the songs a phrase was amazing/

[SuperMjw88]

ME DAD CUDNT EVEN GET A GIG IN B N Q

[Doddsy]

these three have got me through my ex kidnapping my daughter, the courtcases and the pain. im sure a lot of you have the same thanks to them. thankyou .. now if only you can stick the ex into the shite places coming up on the bucket list ill be happy

[2wheelsteve]

Karl Pilkington has a fantastic comedy mind, what a brilliant way to see the world

[jimmyredpant]

hi im Ricky 'you cheeky little devil' Gervais with me, Steve 'alright ladies what can I get you to drink? what? you think im made of money? i ment half a lemonade or summat' Merchant and, Karl "oh im sick im sick, if its too hard i dont wanna do it" Pilkington.

[MetaphorInVain]

I've started listening to this show when I take a walk and let me just say that people look at me in a strange way...probably cuz I burst into laughter all the time

[CrissCross407]

head like a fucking orange...

[DuzAndyKnow]

Let me suggest that anyone who enjoys watching videos of a grown man proving how ignorant he is please thoroughly examine my channel to meet Andy, a 30 year old who is somehow more stupid than Karl Pilkington even is. Hard to believe, but once you see it, you'll believe it. Andy doesn't even have any imagination or original thoughts of his own. He instead has developed a jumbled idea of information we all know instead.

[menamesjames]

i was listening to the show and this mentally disabled person came on the tram, i had to stop the podcast encase people thought i was laughing at him.

[xfinchx]

steven merchant = smug twat. ricky and karl = good value.

[oasis4ever92]

"play it again

HAHAHA"....

[stripeyninga]

karl would have fit in so well as a character on the office

[2Sumner4]

What are the names of those songs?

[theduderwiggysan]

1:14 Fantastic. Me Dad couln't get a jon in B&Q !

[keggerous]

"I know ur just 16 but looking all of 21. thats because, chinese look older!"

[TheMaggotUK]

HAHA - "Mi Dad couldn't even get a gig in B&Q"

[cooperjc8]

This is by far the bet Karl Pilkington compilation I've found!

[CRAZYPADDY2008]

that bit at the start lmao!!!!!

[iwantorlando05]

Ricky's laugh is so infectious!

[cellochika89]

haha good for karl - haha..nonsense pope LOL

[fontanaboy08]

Karl Pilkington Funniest Man In The World

[POG0NE]

@fontanaboy08 no hes not, hes just stupid.

[sparkle11231]

@POG0NE -- NO. He IS funny! He knows EXACTLY what he's doin!

[chelbelle20]

this man is a legend if i ever met him i think id be starstruck

[luxiousx]

wat series is this?

[sandflapjack]

every moment with karl is funny

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[killerskillet]

I relate to so many of these comments. I took the "tube" (or subway, as I call it) all through college listening to these shows and the podcasts. I remember trying my best and failing to contain my laughter in a small locked space full of strangers.

[VimFuego72]

I wish the three of them would do a few more shows...perhaps on Radio 2. I miss their 'off the cuff' stuff. The podcasts are great, but heavily scripted.

[Tuccitube]

I love how when Ricky says, "who have we offended?", you can hear Karl start to say "I'm not having a go". How many times does he have to say that everyday, I wonder?:p

[ytzuigt]

The Pope one is pure gold.

[xxxDutchRutgerxxx]

I really like the ricky garvais show, i just wich ricky would sometimes shut up and let Karl tell those awesome goofy stuff

[tehlulz576]

Don't use the word "random" if you don't know how!  You must be a teenage girl.

[foggyNUFC]

Can someone help me I'm trying to find the Karl Pilkington clip where he pretends to be a boss and Ricky Gervais pretends to be an employee who can't get to work because of the snow or something like that, and Karl ends up firing him, its hilarious and would be much appreciated!!!

[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

@foggyNUFC Yeah I remember that, funny as hell! I think, its guide to society....its defo one of the ''Guides'' Ill have a look and comment back.

[thebandcoca]

Check out my song ode to Karl pilkington. If is your want.

[Roshe1888]

Ricky Gervais is an unfunny cunt with an annoying laugh

[sNYownz]

@Roshe1888 What are you doing watching this video then?

[Roshe1888]

@sNYownz Because its a Karl Pilkington video and not a Ricky Gervasi video

[Squiggy2010]

clive warren and rebecca demornay?

[kevinpompuee]

I LOVE THE THREE OF THEM,GREAT BALANCE BETWEEN THEM,iLISTEN ON THE MP3 WHILE AT THE GYM AND THEY HAVE ME CRACKING UP WHICH HAS NOW MADE ME LOOK SLIGHTLY ODD TO EVERYONE ELSE !

[sam1408kay]

In my opinion Karl Pilkington and Steve Merchant are too good for Ricky Gervais (he is a total arse) Infact Ricky is only good for his laughs

[nittenboys]

RICKYS LAUGHS IS FUCKIN BRILL !!

[sellthemanicans]

White Van Karl was the best segment on the XFM shows. Karl should get his own talk/debate show.

[ska2808]

Head like a fucking orange.

[lambgirlbex]

I love Ricky's laugh. :D

[dannyhoban]

His point about the pope, and comparison with his own dad's job situation is just so so funny.

[PowerfulDragon]

pilkington laughed! 4:41 - 43

[vegardhe]

@PowerfulDragon That's Steve.

[memuk25]

Good job Buddy, any chance we can see that idiot Gervais suffer and you bark the orders? you have more fans than he ever will.

[lukeperrin123456]

"Kaarl, you've gone mental!"

"A'right" LOL

[sharkeyend]

always says something that sounds stupid at the start but at the end of it your thinking, hes right.

[crooksy123]

ME DAD COULDN'T EVEN GET A GIG IN B&Q!

[alexnzxVersion2]

I love Karl, as funny as he is I think Ricky said the best thing on that show "I hate this chair and I have sat on some fucking chairs in my time.

[tenaciouszep]

@alexnzxVersion2 That was Steve :) great line :)

[alexnzxVersion2]

@tenaciouszep oh it was steve, it has been so long since i have listened to it.

[causerDAguv]

my dad couldn't even get a gig in B&Q

[ksbaliga]

karl youv gone mental lol

[jamiethemagictorch]

Squoze

[VanishingWish]

If even dead people are sayin'...

[notpoorpete]

"it's the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio" - my favorite Ricky quote, appears at 2:39

[norge0209]

Ricky likes this video. He has it on his blog. :)

[tyriesays]

drink milk all your life.

[CreepyBacon]

Fuckin orange

[otleybull]

"The air created the greenness"

Karls explanation on how the earth developed

[danshaggy292]

"John's got a moustache"

[Chortleclips]

tHATS BECAUSE, CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­INEESE LOOK OLDER.......LOL! 

[pandy3000]

hey do you have the xfm show that the songs of phrase was taken from? i dont have that one!

[pandy3000]

hey have you got the xfm show the songs of phrases was taken off. i dont seem to have that one!

[ehmazin]

... the chiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeseee

[JSHEP73]

"Perfectly spherical"

[slysci]

.....cleaning windows, with his Tongue, GONK!

[mcbrite]

When I'm stressed out me teeth know...

[joefx69]

"Man Moths??!"

[comface]

Half-man half-biscuit.

[zfleming]

convulted, RACIST piece of material ever to be uttered on radio.. PLAY IT AGAIN!

[gpearson77]

I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21.

[ElRous]

Karl Pilkington has a round head like an orange. It is fucking round.

[dannad123]

how would i know which one i was?

[Dabs84]

She boiled her brain.

[shonanlevi]

As me or as a worm?

[Geffen111]

Bananadrama

[superstevedave]

who the fuck is clive warren?

[RogueNL]

Everybody sat and watched one of the local cats lick its bollocks.

[kvkTR]

these three have gotten me through some shyte times. no lie. long live the mong.

[stumpdawg251]

@kvkTR no doubt I listen all the time and never stop smiling throughout.

[cruscoe8530]

@kvkTR true..i dont think hes a mong lol hes an idol

[ToTheTopJohnny]

Rob her plant.

[sjpampling]

I'd kick it and say you knob head

[TitsOfDoom]

there's this hairy chinese kid right....

[johnpaul4000]

Could the world fall?

[lew101]

if its a potato or a nut, its a foodage.

[archiethetory]

The egg-headed Moron's Guide to the Seven Wonders?

[RobertsKong]

@archiethetory I'm thinking something like 'A Round (Head) The World in 80 Days' :)

[archiethetory]

a sort of freshy, freshy smell init? .... hmm.. it's the same sort of .... condensity

[EilertPilarmDM]

don't...talk....shite....twice­!!!

[FourBigWattsMusic]

Wet Knee Houston.

[lfiloyanks]

I had my eyes shut, but I was still using them.

[rdgloveshouse]

Can't wait until the 7 Wonders show comes out... and after Ricky's latest blog posting, I'm really curious as to what the title is going to be ...hehe... I hope they release it outside of the UK as well...x

[sharlenefix]

I'm sort of goz unlimited.

[jgrew030]

Christ! Da Berg!

[1kingspark]

"Knowledge is hassle" Karl Pilkington

[egotastic83]

Detrout Spinners

[mentalackack]

flying about on a bit of webbage.

[CLAN247UKMAK]

Head like a fucking orange.. the cuuuuuuuunt!

[hackum1]

Albino buying one of them.

[1200james1200]

bungled in

[Tafferelluk]

manmoths?

[ThePrincessJon]

"karl!!! you've gone mental!!!"

"ourite..."

vintage karl

[RandomHero565]

the funniest thing ive heard Karl say is when he was talking about when Ricky invited him round for a meeting. Ricky rang Karl up and said, !i need you round at my office asap!, Karl said he was walking through a alley way and he just heard "Stop! this is the round head police, your head is too round". ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[BroWhatever]

@RandomHero565

That is fucking brilliant. I can just imagine Gervais cracking up after this.

[RandomHero565]

@BroWhatever haha anno, i can just imagine Karl's round face thinking What the fuckkkk. lololol

[robaliciousIOW]

For monkey news in a video game, copy and paste into youtube: littlebigplanet monkey news

[thenamenoonewants123]

HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE!

[timb77]

Man, this guy has a head like an orange!

[Intiom]

"Man-moths?"

[JRHartly1984]

Basically Karl Pilkington's thinking is unique because he's been completely unbounded by modern conditioning ie education.

[Rabbibunny]

Ricky: The most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!

Steve: Play it again!

[CallumT15]

"Me dad couldn't even get a gig in B&Q!!" LOOOOOL!

[1q1q1q1qjigsaw]

me dad couldnt even get a gig in B&Q hahahaha

[Gellis2009]

Stephen merchernt makes me laugh lol

[McGacks]

The bit about the Pope was genius - "keep taking on old people" lol!

[666fannyfart]

if even dead people are telling you to quit.........hahahahahaha.

[GimliNerd]

Songs of Phrase is the best thing ever.

[JohnPurchaseArt]

They laughed at Darwin and Gallileo.They're laughing at Pilkington now but future generations will look upon him as a genius ahead of his time.

[Greed23]

really? Reeeeally?

[BenjaminBattington]

@JohnPurchaseArt

But to be fair, Karl Pilkington STILL laughs at Darwin and Galileo.

[morninglory112]

@JohnPurchaseArt couldnt have put that better myself

[Lunaticc18]

@JohnPurchaseArt

but future generations will look upon him as a genius ahead of his time. emphasis on head ;)

[JohnPurchaseArt]

@Lunaticc18

Yes A roundhead of his time.

[JODQ11]

@JohnPurchaseArt A head of hist time most definitely.

[xxelliexx]

man moths are fags

[xxelliexx]

FIRST

[EchetusXe]

me dad couldn't get a gig at B&Q

[padil9]

he's hardly new HAAA

[blahblah55555666666]

man moths ?

[armondojohanson]

when ricky was talking about mammoths karl thought he was talking about man moths

[VoxSweden]

Duuuh! ;)

[MikeyJay888]

Karl you've gone mental!

Alright.

Brilliant :D

[shawndimery]

Karl is my hero! The podcast are so amazing! I laugh every time i listen to them

[teebssd]

'that is the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio'... 'play it again' love steve!!!!

[barty417]

what's the song at 3.47?

[mikevonhell]

philip bailey - chinese wall

[dacotv]

Thanks for sharing * * * * *

[eltrain2]

id just like to make a positive comment about this video... go karl pilkington!

And drop all the negative talk.

[patience156]

und was ist ein weiß personen sprache? wissen sie wie viele weiß leute sprachen an anderen sprache aus englisch?

[AlbertBundy]

'Me dad couldn't even get a job in B&Q'

[wilcox24]

can someone write out the entire lyrics for the song medley? some of the words are hard to understand

[Jameswade2k]

I know you're just 16 but looking all of 21 thats because the Chinese look older.

[Uinb]

Ricky's laugh is just awesome, i break up everytime he laughs.

[derangedirishangel]

I'm the same, between Karl's comments and Ricky's laugh I'm in stitches here, finding it hard to breathe! xD

[729Drew]

twitter is gay...

i wish it was easier to understand him lol

[klassakt]

karls the man... i think exactly the same as him sometimes... gertvais is definatly the all time best comedian, but i do agree with karl against him sometimes lol!

i want to get some followers and follow other pilkington fans on twitter, anyone on it yet?

follow meeeee! username = simplygifted

[dajord]

Gervais is one of the best comedians of all time, I agree with that but him himself I don't think is very funny. I only find him funny when he's written it. (Like the office, extras or his stand up) he isn't all that funny just as a general bloke. Steve's Funnier by far.

[danjosimo3000]

yeah mate I agree with you, his shows, pieces of stand up are genius, but when its just the 3 of them, or the 2 of them having a bit banter, he always seems second rate, still a funny guy, don't get me wrong, as the old saying goes 'would love to have a pint with him' but the other two comes across funnier in general.

[LakeishaQueen]

the chinese DO age badly though

not 16 year olds though, they are hotter than normal

then they have a kid at 21

and look really old after that!!! face widens out, all hell breaks loose

[pleasance]

Are you fucking mad? What planet do you live on? All the Chinese girls I know age far better than the Whiteys. In fact what you just desribed is what we say of WHITE people. They peak at 18 and it's all downhill from there, whereas Asian skin is SCIENTIFICALLY proven to age better than White skin. Read a fucking book.

[ttttorance]

Jesus chill out...its a comedy sketch! Skins skin!...We all age differently! Get a sense of humour, moron!

[LakeishaQueen]

no, I'm just saying for looks

in the face

they are much more beautiful than us, but then when they get older, start looking much worse then normal