Tool - Hooker With A Penis Lyrics

[PSCreativeGaming]

White power!

[OutlawStarkiller]

@SonOfHighValour LOL!!

[RicoMode]

W.T.F.!!!! The joke was in poor taste. No,,,, it was WAY more than poor taste.

!!! Do you think that sex jokes involving children are funny? and don't try saying something hollow like "Oh it's just a joke," or "Have a sense of humor." That would just make you look more like the insensitive deviant ass than you already come off as.. Im sure that TOOL would not want that anywhere near their music..

[royercrafter]

i love how this song is a direct "fuck you faggots" to their fanbase

no seriously you guys suck

[TheCthulhuMessiah]

@royercrafter ...No... This song is a "Fuck You" to people that thought that they sold out after their first EP.

[OutlawStarkiller]

@STE4LYOURFACE I've tried. They just don't know good music, so I just go "Hey, your loss man." They still don't listen.

[duck31100]

I will buy the new record and give them my money

[515shawn]

how can anybody dislike this? hell of a job Zheifty! added to my playlist, thanks.hehe rubber ducky...

[mora11es]

Does anyone know what OGT stands for??? Been trying to find out since this album first came out!!!!!

[spidernyc]

@mora11es Original Gansta Thug

[JTFlip1]

@mora11es I'm pretty sure OGT stands for "On Good Terms".

He was "on-good-terms" back in '92.

[reydemagival]

@JTFlip1 OG = Original Generation. Original Generation Tool(head, fan, whatever)

[bercer667]

Wankers



[Smooshycow]

A top comment not about an arrow to the knee.

[MrDanRockin]

when i hear this song i just want to pull devil horns and rage out

[karmaphon]

Great Song... shitty typo

[TheCanOpenerOfTruth]

Oh. Yeah. Lets us not be too honest. This song raped my mind and made gentle love too me as well. Burp!

[MegaSweetz]

FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG!



[m3tall1x]

poor rubber ducky..

[OutlawStarkiller]

You have no idea how awkward it is trying to explain to your mom why you searched "Hooker With a Penis" on youtube. I'm 12

[mindopnr]

@OutlawStarkiller THAT IS AWESOME. LMFAO

[jorgenson2012]

@OutlawStarkiller Haha that's pretty funny man.

[E1666000]

@OutlawStarkiller 12 and listening Tool men if only the kids of your age were like you

[STE4LYOURFACE]

@OutlawStarkiller brainwash your classmates.

[SonOfHighValour]

@OutlawStarkiller You think thats bad, I was caught typing in Violent Pornography by System

[EmoJesterJuliana]

@OutlawStarkiller You are a mean 12 year old. I salute you.

[MaynardJamesKeenanJr]

i kill people while listening to this song

[deflockmember]

didnt even read anybodys comments. to in love with this song

[Lavoieish]

This song has such a great meaning

[Lavoieish]

You're doing it good

[posthumanfetus]

I like how the uploader did these lyrics.

[FrettingCajarot]

Jesus Christ, even when I look at fucking Tool videos, Skyrim is here, while I've got my tv on to Skyrim. Skyrim has taken over my life nearly literally.

[formusicplaylist1]

husband: whats that smell?

wife: i don't smell anything.

husband: exactly. start the cooker and make some dinner bitch.

[maximon72]

fuck YEAH!!!!

[jubul666]

53 people can point their fuckin fingers up their ass instead of clicking the dislike button with it

[SuperMusiclover97]

This song is dedicated to justin bieber

[blacksheepgod7777777]

I think it actually says "fetid dirty dollar" not fatass. Could be wrong, just sayin' is all. Other than that, good job.

[XxNiNjAsHaDoWxX]

@blacksheepgod7777777 It's actually "fairly dirty dollar", I've got the album

[dio52]

@XxNiNjAsHaDoWxX according to the lyrics provided by Maynard himself to toolshed.down.net, the lyrics are "fatass dirty dollar" like the video says.

[TitsMcgee1504]

I give you 2/10 for that joke. Simply because I feel sympathy for all the typing involved. Other then that - dreadful. Just stick to the music.

[XLadyMissWeskerX]

Ok people STOP commenting me on this video..Damn

[fawfulmark2]

@XLadyMissWeskerX my bad. just wanted answer your question. sorry bout that.

[DayyanAli200]

he is pointing all u DIPSHIT TOOL FANS .... FUCK OFF N GET A LIFE .. he says :) ...

[MegaMarTang]

@DayyanAli200 fuckin bieber lovers

[thekingofspadesjan1]

dumb fucking joke... lol!

[edsheeransgirl]

Fucking awesome song dude. my alltimefave.this guy told me bout itand i listened and tbh its the best fucking song i ever heared. btw ur lyric thing is okay. add some diffrent colours lk black background and red writing for chorus and stuff.

[ribtor]

Fuck you buddy.

[kawaiinekokun]

poor ducky O_O

[XLadyMissWeskerX]

Lol my best friend told me about this and im all "omg. *search. Click..* xD

Has nothing to do with the name O.o

[DAandFrank]

@XLadyMissWeskerX only metaphorically, the point being you pay for a service, then it turns out you're the one getting fucked.

[nateliebert]

@XLadyMissWeskerX it actually has quite a bit to do with the name, with most tool songs you need to look in for a deeper meaning, if you give it some thought, youll realize how the title corresponds to the song.

[fawfulmark2]

@XLadyMissWeskerX actually it does.

a hooker is someone who sells their body for money.

people call musicians who only make songs for money sell-outs.

so the fanboy essentially called Maynard a Hooker with a penis.

[truthinsubmission]

@shooterb0y23 Bet it was worth it.

[SmashBrosfreak2020]

Robotnik: Hooker with a PINGAS!!

Tool for the win! =D

[1ruroken]

This artist sure lives up to his name.

[JamesTheParker]

@1ruroken Are you... :facepalm:

[woberkehr]

I can't get it up for ladies anymore. I need a bunch of faggots to suck the DNA out of me. I'm pretty few of these lyrics are wrong.

[MrsMcfoodledoodle]

oh rubber ducky!!

[tyga751751]

poor rubber ducky XD

[tearsofbloodgirl]

hi blondie

[jamesa138]

in one of the most amazing parts of you tube again :3

[maryjane4u269]

wasnt this about manson???

[deedenisem]

Too funny

[TaylorShroomhead]

i fucking love tool.

[Dispatch49]

I'm not your buddy, guy...

[goldcrayon2]

@Dispatch49 lol i think that every single time i listen to this!

[dudeson781]

@Dispatch49 Im not your guy, friend...

[braincrusher69]

in the solo and all music the lyrics r too hard to read wtf is it?

[xINHALExxTHExxLOVEx]

They're bass? Fucking amazing. In other bands, bass is just background noise that no one cares about, but in all Tool songs, it's what everything revolves around. Or at least, that's what it's like when I listen. I just wanna give Justin Chancellor a hug.

[VeganBro05]

I kill trolls....... In Skyrim.......

[mstwntd69]

@VeganBro05 my brother plays skyrim. i murdered him with an axe.

[DinosaurSuccess]

@mstwntd69 so what? why are you such a faggot

[glynhoyland]

@VeganBro05 I used to kill trolls like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[pervykitten]

@glynhoyland screw both of you, i kill stray cats.

[Demyxthelegend]

@glynhoyland I approve this use of internet joke adding.

[Adimall]

@glynhoyland its arrow "IN" the knee

[creamofweat7773]

@glynhoyland haha win..

[SocietyOfSensation]

@glynhoyland i used tot take arrows to the knee nut then i met you

[TheSodimo]

@glynhoyland what is this aboot?



[MisuOfArabonaClan]

@VeganBro05 a Tool fan died for every like you got

[VeganBro05]

@MisuOfArabonaClan That's pretty extreme. I was just trying to not use the whole arrow to the knee thing. I much prefer the sword through the chest line anyways...

[MasterShake4932]

I won't argue that all of those bands are decent IMO. But I searched for an intellectual band and could find no substitute to Tool. Because knowledge is power. And I'm powerful. But there is absolutely no reason to argue this moot point anymore.

[snaredrum110]

@MasterShake4932 Now you are powerful?? At what?

[MasterShake4932]

Well, I assure you I am not evil. I do not believe in god, therefore, I don't believe in your devil, your heaven, or your hell. I am just a person who relies on logic.

[MasterShake4932]

I have flaws.

[MrFatKat19]

whatever talk to mastershake. hes more calm headed than me

[turtlehome4sluts]

the joke was stupid in the song why dont you tell your mother or father that someone touch you just dont fiuck up the song ... no it wasnt a joke sounds more like an out cry lame fuck

[oftenlostinwhat]

this entire comment box has been trolled. your all fucktards.

[MasterShake4932]

@oftenlostinwhat  Nice to see you helping

[MjThetruth52]

@ snaredrum110 take your fucking finger and point it up your ass

[orangenie4200]

@ snaredrum110 and alex9033 Shut the FUCK UP! NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY. WHO CARES WHOSE MADE VIDEOS OR ANYTHING ELSE? WE ARE LISTENING TO TOOL NOT TWO FUCKING NANCY'S COMPARING THE SIZE OF THEIR PENIS'. YOU'RE BOTH PATHETIC.!

[snaredrum110]

@orangenie4200 Snaredrum cares what tool Godless fucktards say?

[MrFatKat19]

@snaredrum110 are you gay? only gay people dont say i. you know what, jake fucking kent thinks you need to shut the hell up and take "satans" cock out of your ass. you seem to love. you talk about all the time. oh and a snaredrum is for fucking ten year olds.you have absoulutely no talent at anything, especially people skills. everyone here legit wants you dead. so fuck ff from tool videos please, please please. then mabey just mabey, youll make a friend else where

[snaredrum110]

@MrFatKat19 U R mad that I am so happy with God? You seem a little down all the time.

[MrFatKat19]

@snaredrum110 thats because your on every damn tool video bashing on everyone. your asking for trouble. it would mean a whole lot if you stopped with the negativity. religion is alot like a penis. its nice to have one but dont go waving it in peoples faces and please dont go shove it donw the childerns throtes.

[snaredrum110]

@MrFatKat19 You can't blame me for your unhappiness. You'll have to do better soul searching ...do you see that stupid ugly message above at the top with 11 thumbs up written by mojolightnin? Is he bashing me? do you know that that stupis shit made me laugh till I almost cried.??? Why so serious kid? Lighten the fuck up

[MrFatKat19]

@snaredrum110 your pissing everyone beyond belief.

[snaredrum110]

@MrFatKat19 It's time to question evrything in authority. This shit stain of a band has become an authoritarian figure without the merit requred to be anything but a cjoked duck lyrical nonsemse sound machine. It needs to go back to the bad factory that produced it for a rebuild. Get Steve perry on vocals for a start and me om drums.

[MrFatKat19]

@snaredrum110 you play like shit, dont deny it, you have no proof. these guys are wayyy bettr than anything youll ever play. so stop talking shit and go listen to justin bieber or whatever you like. i tried being nice but your too much of a shitstain or a person to understand what good music is. your an embryo that should have been aborted but your hooker mother decided not too. she fucked other men just so you could have a diper to shit it.

[snaredrum110]

@MrFatKat19 I already told you and other Tool fan wankers that zep fucks these guys in the mouth at will.. Deal with that and the fact that Hendrix smokes em. The doors. Stones. Queensryche. Pearl jam Deep Purple. Black sabbath . Dude so many. Tool is some upchuck from green beer in the scheme of things.. hahahahah And they have the nerve to be Godless? Doesn't even make any sense.

[Kudblythe3]

@snaredrum110 all those bands are amazing but they all got there talent from lsd and heroin. maynard is clean and still makes unbelievable music. so fucking metaphoric and shit. he is a god.

[snaredrum110]

@Kudblythe3 Maynard is a god damn drunk . You are a moron..

[Kudblythe3]

@snaredrum110 you obviously have no idea what music is. it seems like the only thing you are good for is pissing people off. and for hateing him so much you sure show up a lot in tool videos. so who's the fucking moron? petty ass fuckin troll.

[snaredrum110]

@Kudblythe3 I smoke danny on the drums dude. So now what?

[Kudblythe3]

@snaredrum110 ok thats kind of hard to believe. seeing as how he has stayed as number 3 metal drummer for the past 6 years. and i fucking smoke you on the drums. chris adler shit, now what?

[snaredrum110]

@Kudblythe3 He's a really great drummer is why. But I'm better. I just don't have the lucky ass shitty band like him.. No just kidding. Tool is a good band with a drunk choked duck /lsd high bullshit poet frontman. Chris Adler?? Sucks camel dick w/flea sauce. You ??? All you smoke is crack and salvia

[MrFatKat19]

@snaredrum110 i could care less about those bands exept the doors and pearl jam. there godless because there smart. you always assume shit, you never insult anyone on any logical grounds.so when your done fallowing the crowd and hating what isnt "popular" and your done being an asshole, i hope you decide to create your own path and be different from the rest of the mindless zombies we call people.

[ureonmyhitlist]

@snaredrum110 ysomad?

[MasterShake4932]

@orangenie4200 Whiletolerance is essential. it is not always easily obtained. Not arguing. Just saying that everyone should have the mental capacity to tolerate one another

[snaredrum110]

@MasterShake4932 What will the point be in your tolerance of me demo?

[MasterShake4932]

@snaredrum110 What? You expect me not to tolerate you because our opinions differ? That's rather foolish. You should actually try having conversations with people, instead of just trying to insult them.

[snaredrum110]

@MasterShake4932 Who said anything about not tolerating me because our opinions differ? I just simply asked what lesson you are demonstrating in your toleration of me? Is it the Christian way thing. You are right about that. It is. Maybe you are showing that I'm a shlcock hack wannabe Christian. This is true as well. But I still am a Christian. Some of us start out real fucking rough. Look what Apostle Paul started like for eaxample...

[MasterShake4932]

@snaredrum110 I am an athiest. I see no proof, I do not believe. I am trying to show the poeple who follow these pointless arguments, that it is possible to be tolerant, even if you would strongly prefer not to.

[snaredrum110]

@MasterShake4932 I can tolerate anything but evil which is what Godless promote by default if not outright personal selection

[MasterShake4932]

At least you can admit you flaws. Not many are able to.

[MasterShake4932]

While tolerance*

[shooterb0y23]

I read the title and I just HAD to click this lol.

[rmed30]

@shooterb0y23 is this what you wanted??? is this what you had in mind??? cuz this is what you're getting!

[masterstoner666]

@shooterb0y23 its an asome band sugest u check tool and a perfect circle out

[snaredrum110]

Is everybody in tool addicted to Salvia?

[JonathanDattilo]

so why do they call it hooker with a pines

[IW2GIN]

@JonathanDattilo I believe it is because if you fuck with a hooker with a penis it can fuck you back. Just like Maynard fucked back the guy who fucked with him.

[snaredrum110]

@IW2GIN So you are claiming that Maynard is a hooker?

[MjThetruth52]

@IW2GIN did he really fuck him back

[rangerbylaw]

back to the song rofl

[MrOnEaNdOnLy01]

Tool is my shit.

[KamenRiderYoshi]

love the fucking balls of the singer. why not just tell the truth lol.

[livin39ways]

Point that fucking finger up your ass Trollololololol Maynard R PRO Troll

[Malaya1125]

I really don't understand why someone who doesn't like a band would go to all of their videos on Youtube just to waste time talking about how much they suck....shouldn't people spend their time doing something they LIKE?

[GiGaPLExxx128]

Snaredrum110 really means they're amazing, cause Jack Shit means "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED MY MIND IS BLOWN."

[snaredrum110]

@GiGaPLExxx128 What mind? 

[GiGaPLExxx128]

@snaredrum110 Oh my god you again... Don't you ever go outside?

[snaredrum110]

Tool=jack shit

[Mojolightnin]

@snaredrum110 snaredrum110 loves to have a fat, vein-laden, blood-engorged TOOL in his mouth and his ass at the same time. He has been the star of many bukkake films, and has taken more loads than a Times Square laundromat dryer.

[snaredrum110]

@Mojolightnin You are a gay fruitcake Sambo too. Waht's your third strike?

[Mojolightnin]

@snaredrum110 What is the meaning of the word "waht"? Fucking pathetic retard.

[snaredrum110]

@Mojolightnin U R that uglayass black nobody on your channel? hahahaha

[Mojolightnin]

@snaredrum110 You are doing a great job, making sure, that with each comment you post, everyone knows what an illiterate brain-dead moron you actually are. Keep up the good work, Einstein. Getting repeatedly sodomized by your grandfather and all his drinking buddies seems to have had a profound effect upon you.

[RedBubblyCheese]

@snaredrum110 Hello, sir.

[ManEatingPixels]

@snaredrum110 What's jack shit.?

[snaredrum110]

@ManEatingPixels = jack shit means squat

[snaredrum110]

Are they ever going to man up and play a Beatle's song? Say what? Not talented enough? Oh yeah.

[AwesomeSauceLimited]

@snaredrum110 huh?

[GidgitDijit]

@snaredrum110 ho ho ho fuck off

[TrayGnome]

@snaredrum110 Yes, because copying the works of someone else is truly the greatest sign of talent known to man.

[nickalarz]

@snaredrum110 ur a fuckin retard they had the balls to cover zeppelin thats take more balls than a boy band from the 60's and maynard has more talent in scalp flake than ur entire body

[snaredrum110]

@nickalarz  And they sucked balls doing it. Didn't Jimmy Page sue them over that? he should have

[tatertolauncher2]

@snaredrum110  You suck. Tool is fantastic, go listen to Bieber and kill yourself.

[Mojolightnin]

@tatertolauncher2 You seem to really have a fixation on A: sucking balls, and B: Justin Bieber. You really are one transparent little gay wench.

[19DonnieBrasco89]

@nickalarz Are you referring to the Beatles as a boy band? If so, you are a total retard.

[lestersexiimess]

@snaredrum110 why do u talk shit on all their videos?

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 Yeah, because we all know nobody can touch the drumming brilliance that is RINGO FRIGGING STARR. Especially not when you're the guy who did Ticks & Leeches.

[snaredrum110]

@alex9033 So what? Ringo did real music...that's why he'stimeless immortal. Who's danny carey again? hahahahah

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 Well you clearly know who he is, I didn't use his name, I just said "the guy who did Ticks & Leeches".

[snaredrum110]

@alex9033 I'm a drummer. I'm supposed to know. Don't get me wrong. Danny is a real good drummer. Just not as good as i am.

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 Yeah... bullshit. Post a cover of Ticks & Leeches, then get back to me.

No, scratch that, write a drumline that's on par with Ticks & Leeches, post it, THEN get back to me.

[snaredrum110]

@alex9033 I've written much tougher drum parts than that kid..tsk tsk. I can play anything skanky carey has played.  Can he play what I can? I think not..hahahahahahahaha

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 Again, vids or it didn't happen.

[snaredrum110]

@alex9033 Oh yeah it happenned all the time w/ease. Go pray to your Maple leaf chump. Canada. land o' the gay boy

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 Then you shouldn't have a hard time doing it in front of a camera, again, vids or it didn't happen.

[snaredrum110]

@alex9033 No, everybody that has ever seen me play knows. That's good enough for right now.. Why don't you go make another shitty stupid video?

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 No, it's not good enough for now. If I were to go around saying I once knocked Mirko Filipovic out, you'd need some proof, wouldn't you?

[snaredrum110]

@alex9033 No, cause I can

[alex9033]

@snaredrum110 The rest of us know proof by repeated assertion is a fallacy. VIDS. OR. DID NOT. HAPPEN.

[Mojolightnin]

@snaredrum110 Fucking hilarious. The only instrument you've ever played is the meat flute, you ignorant bitch, and we do have to give you props there; you are definitely the The Master of The Meat Flute. Asshole Face.

[VanHardyKrow]

FUCK YOU BUDDY!!!



[MrDhilrd]

I'm not you friend, buddy

[GiGaPLExxx128]

@MrDhilrd I'm not your buddy, guy!

[APCFan227]

These lyrics are just pure fucking genius.

By the way that joke was epic but quite painful to imagine...

[sizemoel]

im not your buddy guy

[GiGaPLExxx128]

@sizemoel I'm not your guy, friend!

[mehfuckit]

@GiGaPLExxx128 I'm Not Your Friend Pal

[GiGaPLExxx128]

@mehfuckit I'm not your pal buddy!!!

[SlyOwlet]

Hahaha, in between sips of coke xD

[Demyxthelegend]

Is this song about Metallica 8D "Buy, Buy, Buy My new record!" I love Tool, so fucking imaginative!