Official Machete Trailer HD

[jubyvera662]

cant wait for the nxt one .. i hope has more action .

[FILM4TUBECHANNEL]

ITS WAS GREAT THE PERFORMING OF MACHETE!!

[epicusernamefail]

hot chicks guns and swords...every guys favourite movie

[bdoggie80]

Ok steven sigaul dies in this how can you go wrong

[DrShellnut]

For people that do not know... 0:27... The rope he is using is actually a man's intestines. This is a kickass movie.

[atspats112]

A minigun on a bike. HELL YEAH!

[k33j88]

racists----this movie----la raza

[BobiFromBucharest]

that fucking guy fucks everything tha has 2 big boobs and a nice ...

I like his style

[JedBonjwa]

no girl is hotter than Jessica!!!!! period

[armyparadaniel]

@JedBonjwa ikr she is my babe <3

[agent4754]

jessica alba, michelle rodriguez and linsay lohan. miam!!!!!!!

[24deadpool1]

This movie was sick!!!! and funny at the same time

[vegaman111]

1.00 the name of this song pls

is a wonderful blues

[sayduhh]

@vegaman111 Carney - Testify

[GOGOGREENGIRL1012]

sucks....

[Neibi0218]

fuckin heaters

[MsMoviestar1]

Looks great specia;l effects and I love action movies

[Bulletguy97]

The only thing that bothers me about this movie is that Danny Tejo gets Jessica alba. I mean, C MON!!!!!!!!! But other than that, pretty epic.

[waagemensch]

can someone tell me whatever happened to "sex machine" in the movie ?

After a while he just disappeared for some reason :D

[THEMUSITRONIC]

Formamos una fanpage para los fans latinoamericanos! Busca "Viva Machete" en Facebook

[jonvalentini]

i couldnt agree more! excellent movie, watched it on Big Movies 4 Free - genuine website, no no survey, u just download it + watch, easy even i can do it lol :)

[pacific14586]

Robert Rodriguez is hotter than Jessica Alba.

[thisJthat]

did they get the idea from Danny being "Uncle Machete" in Spy Kids?

senseless fighting much?

[danfrienderson1]

Racist

[f3ndon]

This is what I'm talking about... Fuck yeah.

[MrAnthonyMonge]

Michelle Rodriguez looks fucken hott and badass

[ernesto6103]

The whole concept seems interesting but this trailer is horrible. I was hoping this would be kind of like planet terror but i guess im wrong.

[gearsofwar44]

@ernesto6103 well this is about as clean as they can make it.

[JoseBec81]

This is the real deal suckers!!!

[EpicMrFailure]

Thumbs down if you think mexicans are gaay

[CHUYIS1]

you have to have balls to watch this ..or just use old spice

[exmarine323]

Cheech Marion and Don Johnson were partners on Nash Bridges. I wonder if they'll shoot at each other in this? I'm glad Steven Seagal is back on big screen. Will him and De Niro share the same scene? Will Seagal finally loose a fight in a movie? We'll find out on 9/3/2010.

[kabbermarci]

not bad movie but the worst trailer ive seen

[Vickram1O1]

is this a spin off of Spy Kids? Same Guy, Same name but for grown ups, It even made by the same people.

[taten9ne]

best movie of the summer machete lol that was his name in spy kids to

[Jokester6293]

OMG the Movie has been made...i saw this in grindhouse and i wanted to see it in real life...my wish came true :D

[genyajumanahwalker]

YEAH BABY!

[VickRick123]

cant fucking wait

[gsxrboi1000]

i saw this trailer on the movie Deathproof.. i thought it was fake, i guess i was wrong lol

[crazyman8472]

O.K., who the hell gave this mook (Danny Trejo) a leading role? And why did Jeff Fahey & Robert DeNiro agree to be in it? I know Steven Segal will do anything as long as he gets a paycheck and a screen credit, but seriously, Jeff & Robert, you're better than this. At least Michelle Rodriguez adds hotness and Cheech Marin can lighten things up a little. Jessica Alba can fight (SEE: "Dark Angel"), but Danny is so *not* leading-man material, even in a C-movie shoot-em-up. 'Nuff said.

[Rahab111222]

@crazyman8472

Robert and Danny are long time friends, and this film will be fun and exciting to watch.

[exmarine323]

@Rahab111222 I wonder if Robert will say Danny's last words from Heat when he gets killed.

[Rahab111222]

@exmarine323

Probably not.

[Nem33]

@crazyman8472 You're a fuckin fool.

[all4tubekids]

Looks good! might have to watch this! We love Robert Deniro!

[kimiloumar]

Damn! allstar cast i want 2 watch this movie...

[09eddies]

any movie with steven segal sucks

[Jcrazyninja]

yoboth them mexicans are crazy loco crazy lol gonna be badazz movie lol cant wait unrealistic but badass i mean its movie so who cares right lol

[Ilovemarkandsabrina]

Michelle Rodriguez " Are you kidding with that body?" Totally there, Love Michelle Rodriguez, she is amazing.

[StaffRecordPlayer]

Hell yeah

[Krazyk12200]

Did I see the Crazy Baby Sister Twins in the trailer?

[Ilovemarkandsabrina]

@Krazyk12200 You did indeed but this time the are the sexy nurses

[MrDrugstoreCowboy]

this looks so bad

[marimositaable]

damn michelle rodriguez, hot as hell.

[0301SOPHIE]

michelle rodriguez looks hot... the trailer seems good too

[eatass112]

looks fucken awsome!!!!!!!!

[rahcevert]

No no, before Testify starts there's another one...

[rafael0machado]

Testify - Carney

[rahcevert]

Does anyone know the song that starts about 0:20?

[simplypeta]

@rahcevert

"Testify" - Carney

[simplypeta]

@rahcevert

[RIVEXNGLE]

LOL!

[CoffeeNinjaB8]

Michelle Rodriguez is hotter than Jessica Alba

[DJDanouh]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 U A Gay Man!

[CoffeeNinjaB8]

@DJDanouh well that just make no sense.

[DJDanouh]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 That just make sense! Michelle Rodriguez is like a man!

[exmarine323]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 Yes she is. I wonder if she's as tough in real life as she puts herself out to be in her movies.

[TB492]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 and a better actress too

[robinho1979]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 You must be gay if you think Michelle is hotter then Jessica.

[CoffeeNinjaB8]

@robinho1979 So I like men because I said one girl was hotter than the other? That doesn't even make sense.

[robinho1979]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 Ahh Jessica alba is consistently top 5 even number 1 hottest girl in Mens Magazines like FHM.etc and im surprised if this Rodrigues girl is in top 100. You must be blind and gay!!

[24deadpool1]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 True that my breda one love

[armyparadaniel]

@CoffeeNinjaB8 no fucking way!!!!!!

[beatmakermike]

fuck n a!

[spacenoise5]

DANNY MACHETE TREJO

[mexicanhomie10]

i think the first trailer was the best, this one is just ok

[steini4]

@mexicanhomie10 I'd agree with you, that the fake trailer was awesome and the best of those which came out, but i think this one is still very badass and I think the soundtrack ist awesome :D. I'm still hoping, that rodriguez holds up some of the awesome elements of the fake trailer. Anyways I'm very much looking forward to this film :D.

[edgardotcom]

holly shit its the bad ass chick from dead rising or watever its called and did anyone notice steven segal looks very stiff when hes fighting

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

i was expecting a huge "IN 3D" but no wich is a very good thing

[LicoriceLain]

@AKIDPRODUCTION09 Aye, it is. I am beyond sick of knowing something is in 3D. They might as well not even advertise it anymore if EVERYTHING is going to be 3D.

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

@LicoriceLain Finally some one sees my point of view now a days every single time you go to the theatre you see a preview you get all hyped up like wow this looks like a promissing movie and out of nowhere you here "IN EYE POPPING 3D!" wich dosent really work.

[LicoriceLain]

@AKIDPRODUCTION09 Exactly. :) Even if it could pop out my eyeballs, I don't want it to. XD I am not against innovation/progress. I just don't find spending all of the money on the technology instead of producing a decent film that innovative-especially when the visuals aren't that imaginative. Now, if the 3D films went Modernist era Avant-garde, that might be a bit more acceptable, but as it is...no.

[therealdude100]

wow this is awesome does everyone know that a big joke about the movie is its the same "universe" or whatever as spykids lol if you dont believe me look it up he has the same name and everything lol

[Vigilante109]

Second most badass movie ever...next to The Expendables.

[HugManager]

this will be the  MOST badass film ever

[imacomputer16]

they had the music from planet terror in the trailer

[ruagamer]

HELL yes.

[DKreviews09]

Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba, oh damn I'm in heaven! And the movie actually looks good, which is even better news!

[mcatx]

thumbs up if u think the padre down as fuck haha.

[enishiDoBar]

where' the ''old style'' Effets...? 

[Pleathura]

Jessica Alba + Michelle Rodriguez makes it worth going to see. HELL YA!!!

[patricisjona]

looks terrible

[D3soul3d]

@TheUltimateEscapist *knuckletouch*

[MrAdolfoSandoval]

KICKASSNESS just arrived

[TehAxg]

FUCK YOU ARIZONA!!!!!!!

[tedyesca]

@blowingthedro o! thats true, completely forgot about that, and i have both grindhouse films... lol...

[gnosthe12thmonkey]

Danny Trejo sword-fighting Steven Seagal?...I'm sold :)

[gnosthe12thmonkey]

Danny Trejo swordfighting Steven Seagal?....i'm sold :)

[tedyesca]

isn't machete what they called him in.... spy kids? which is also by troublemaker and Robert Rodriguez... they forgot oss.. i think thats what its called, and it looks a bit over the top...

[xVComet1Vx]

this movie is going 2 be AWESOME

[aidsgunz]

cheech is a fuckin badass.

[ninjawhale03]

wow not as good as the fake trailer but still looks like it's gonna be awesomely kickass

[dickmoe99]

awesome cast

[Reip187]

@TCCcholo ""WARNING: Replying to deleted comments is hilarious.""

TCCholo said he likes to have sex with goats. I saw it. 

[tedyesca]

@Reip187 didnt he say he got fucked by a donkey?

[TCCcholo]

@Reip187 once or twice

[tedyesca]

@TCCcholo hahaha XD

[CoffeeNinjaB8]

Michelle Rodriguez is so fucking hot. Damn.

[JinnaMaghan]

hell yea

[KatieMURPHYY]

lost reunion YEAH

[30chemicalfireparks]

ahhaah Cheech is a priest

[TheHappydead]

you can always rely on rodriguez to make something so cool and so ridiculous. Lets hope he gets to make the deadpool movie as is rumoured

[Reip187]

Frank Jennifer Lapidus makes this the best movie ever made. Yo don't fuck with Frank.

[Reip187]

Gonna be a 10/10 movie

[MrZwecklos]

this movie looks like shit. bunch of explosions, hot girls, thats it.

[lobster9207]

@MrZwecklos what do you expect.. its a MOVIE

[veselin40t0]

@MrZwecklos You are saying it like it a bad thing

[ohreallyah]

great movie

bad ass girls and one hell of a priest

[RiverHigurashi]

watch this will end up reviving lindsay lohans movie career. its classic hollywood.

[vcval]

dont know if i like this trailer looks too clean , the thing i liked about the origional machette trailer from grindhouse was that it was a raw and dirty B grade film it was so bad and cliché it was awsome. i hope the movie is is dirty and scratchy with a side serve of whammy bar sound effects

[RASberry602]

jessica alba is fucking hott....this movie looks bad ass times 10...gotta go see it fer sher....

[socklesshobo]

This movie makes Predators look like Milk

[Evadacus]

machete is god.

[Themightyblunghole]

Hell-fucking-yes

[chimmister]

I think.... yep, my pants just shrunk

[VideoDrome47]

0:45 So Fucking Hot!!!!!!! OMG Michelle Rodriguez is one bad ass sexy bitch =D

[sk8boardn101]

steven????

[rhn94]

finally Danny Trejo in a leading role .. this movie is soo gonna kickass!

[BestPete8]

Can't wait..

[DarkGabx]

Anyone know the song used in the trailer?

[14MrRene]

fake in gay

[ElDanielMansilla]

es Fake And Gay.

y no lo es.

[robertson109]

@14MrRene your fake and gay

[John2137]

@14MrRene

how is it fake if its under fox movies? you idiot

[Slifer2012]

Que es ? Un asesino Mexicano?

[emesvideo]

great idea

[Megan80]

Hmmm Lindsey Lohan is suspiciously missing from this trailer. I wonder why. I don't wonder that this will bomb, and bomb even bigger in Arizona.

[joshtopher27]

Lapidus!! This movie is going to be so fucking badass

[antiabe]

I really hope all the scenes from the Grindhouse trailer is going to be a part of this movie

[NicktheNet]

YES!

[atomichead777]

jessica alba and michelle rodriguez....looking good

also, steven segal and robert deniro is in this?

holy crap!

[DirkD13]

looks amazing, i'm there!

[GeekyMex]

HEY its the pilot from LOST!

[HomzzR]

even i could make a better trailer lmao

[John2137]

@HomzzR dude its the real thing lol

[WallyWadeMovies]

I guess the previous trailers made this seem like it was a slap-stick comedy. So they made THIS trailer to remind people that in the end its still an action flick.

I love the scene with Jeff Fahey walking with a gun. I LOVE over the shoulder camera shots where they are tracking the actor.

It seems raw and very old school 90's. Like LEON the professional or a Quintin tarantino movie.

Fuck Michel Bay.

Bullshit slow motion 360 swings he does with his cameras on rails

[66sjones]

@WallyWadeMovies well robert rodriguez had this script done in 93.

[uchihaitachi564]

omg!!!!!!!!! jessica alba thats the only reason worth seeing this

[66sjones]

@uchihaitachi564 BULLSHIT.

[godzillaman1954X]

yes more exploitetion films

[Neonman78]

Movie looks good, but trailer is crap.

[V8Interceptor100]

I popped a woody.

[moonking192020]

this films looks fucking sick fucking as whos with me

[johnnynoche]

@moonking192020 MACHETE!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

[Wargargble]

awesomness level of this movie will be >9k

[eman198]

is jessica alba mexican?

[mrfantasticE]

@eman198 I THINK HALF

[maniacmcG]

@eman198 her mother is of Danish and French Canadian descent and her father is Mexican American

[T3XM3X95]

@eman198 a little

[vascurten]

It looks really nice.

[bearyears2006]

sick, whats the song on the trailer

[TheManiacOnWheelsUSA]

@bearyears2006 If you don't recognize a song in a trailer, it usually means that it is a song written for the soundtrack.

[SmexyAsianGirls]

At 0:46 who is that? She's hot :D

[FennecFoox]

@SmexyAsianGirls Michelle Rodriguez :)

[TheSpeedRAZOR]

so many big stars in one awesome movie

[JoeJC]

I heard that this film is intended to be strongly anti-US in its message.

[PilotOfTheCaribean]

@JoeJC so what ?! it's fucking AWESOME !

[eldsprutandedrake]

@JoeJC

I think pretty much everyone in the world except for some people acually living in the US wont mind that at all...

[ghettojewbag]

RALLIS P FTW!!!

THUMBS UP!!!

[rockdup99]

sweet

[Incuby]

Looks like a cheap production :/

[jakespick]

@Incuby i hope you're joking.

[Incuby]

@jakespick so do i ^^ because they are many good actors in it