How To Calculate Wasted Life (Comedy Thunder)

[ewmimsi]

I didn't waste any time because I traveled back in time and make me not watch it in the first place. This comment is MAGIC!

[tskofa]

Hahaha Matt looks so wasted.

[Namyr99]

8:18 is the time it took using your formula :)

[lecrow1985]

I wasted 1 year, 3 months, 4 days, 11 minutes and 12 seconds waiting to respond to this video. So I would have the largest amount of wasted time on record. You must now give me the DVD and all the time back. I suggest a time machine to go back in time to tell me not to watch the video or 5 goats (all pink).

[HemiCuda63]

Wait but if I want to calculate how much time I wasted to comment on it, then I wasted time adding up the formula, so I have to add the time wastd adding, then I have to calculate how much time I wasted on that, its an endless cycle!

[Keyblademasta2010]

Lol ratshit and stfu u guyz are hilarious

[cis266]

i wasted 0:00 mins on this

[SerbianMetalMonster]

I want that on the left 2:33

[Gabrielgun9000]

I fucked bigfoot in the mouth and drank ápple juice for and hour ďjo

[JediMasterCheryl]

Thumbs up for saying whatever crazy shit you want and then getting the hell out. :) How's it going guys?

[hey7328]

i wasted about 3 mins watching this vid i stopped watching at 2:30 i never did any other stuff except comm end typing which took 20 sec

[hobbit151]

I wasted a ton of time of my life right now!!!!!i want it fucking back damnit !!

[TheSlender7]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[Zofnok]

Time I wasted watching this vid

The Click 0:5

Time gay guys in video spent bitching 3:12

Time screaming at assholes in pc monitor 2:30

Time writing comment :1:14

Total ...Im not going to waste more time calculating...

[blertonidrizi]

i wasted 93 hours 26 min 52 sec.

[Joe2005able]

I am not sure if it's wasted time but its time computer gave minus epsilon(not) or delta. No matter what they do....even if they come with nano seconds.

[RabuneHino2]

Returning Alot To See How It's Trangressing (RATSHIT)

[MsWolverine98]

lol, but wouldn't the coment reply go straight to your youtube inbox? so you don't have to go back to the video every 2 minutes. :)

[skyone30]

It took me 3:56 to post a comment and watch this video :)

[madisonmusic93]

I wasted no time at all because in my book, you guys info is the best. Yall are hilarious and clever as a motha. We should be fun rangers togather. love ya.

[madisonmusic93]

I wasted no time at all because i love you guys. I wish a could hang with you dudes. Yall are hilarious and clever as a motha. :P Love ya

[Theapplefanboy101]

I want me time back

[summerluvzgermx]

i wasted like 6 yrs of youtubing and not knowing you guys existed!!!!!!! LOVE YA

[cloe3511]

i didn't waste any time, i'm bored....i like your vids....you do the math is should be a lot easier then the W.A.S.T.Y Formula

(By the way..........IT scared me....yet i have watched all the saw movied at 3AM, i weird....thumbs up if u agree!)

[bobbydh822]

I wasted exactly 1d-0n+g(1v-3)-4-sh-1+h(0-w)-l-­0n-g(1-s)-p-3n+w(4t)-ch-1ng+h-­15v-1d-30 minutes of my life. ;)

[ShayLee0501]

My wastey formula cannot be broken down into most of those brackets because I didn't feel like I wasted a second. I would have to watch each of your vids at least 15x before I could start feeling like any ZOT or other was wasted. Most entertaining channel ever. I luv u guys.

[gigaDparkinator]

4:13 sec

[cybus1234]

RUTSHAT

[icemaster127]

10 minuts

[bahamut12th]

i wasted no time at all cuz you guys are funny as hell

[FreshnessBeats]

I wasted 4 hours because i watched it for 4 hours...happy now?

[dalsondecap]

12:17

[shaytards54]

i spent 11:28 seconds watching this video so WHAT NOW

[dcigssuperfan]

You guys are awesome!

[Sageeth]

LMAO @ RATSHIT and STFU

[dbarjay]

I wasted 43 days, 2 hours, 22 minutes and 6 seconds watching this video, i live in the thirld world, so everything is loooooonger, our internet is not as fast, i have to wait for the turtles to carry the bits back and forth and handle the request. =( so thanks.

[youkilledkiller22]

figure it in, biitch!

[abaabaabaaba4]

Ive wasted about 45:37 trying to watch this video as i have bean waiting for it to load and also have bean looking at other stuff in the meantime.

[demonking367]

lol great FORMULA i wonder if i can use it for other things beside this video.

time wasted -2:17sec .

[littledeadybear]

This is possibly the most useful formula I will ever use in my life. No longer will I be worried about if I'm wasting my life or not. I only need to spend about 20 minutes to look back at the video and actually plug in all the numbers, for every subject of my life. When I have wasted days, weeks, and months using this formula to evaluate my life, my life will be meaningful and filled with unwasted things. Therefore, this video wasted not a single second of my life.

[wick308]

All I can say is... I concure with you for mentioned statements... and have chosen not to try and figure in life wasted as I dig your videos, and fill that it is time fully gained... I just added like 20 minutes to my life... 10 minutes just drooling over my keyboard in confusion as i tried to figure out the formula... then gave up... umm then wrote this comment... then reread my comment to look for errors... the list is endless... it's a whole ordeal..

[ajbutch123]

life is a waste anyway.... so i wasted no time watching this video

[timozzy19]

thumps up for rat shit

[bigboom963]

lol ratshit

[bobstevefrank123]

I wasted 3:12 of my life

[JakubAnalysis]

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[scottieman2]

"If you don't want Chad Vader and want Country for Old Men, we'll mail it to you."

Not true.

LOL.

[Shibidywow]

Fuck the formula, I didn't waste as much time watching this as you did making it.

[Sckaper1234567890]

0:00... it was awsom :P

[SuperVaderdarth]

You don't know the power of the dark side.

[Landistus]

12:45 im slow and i took a long time to figure out the formula, so i added the time i used it in my wasted time!

[pawciuk85]

hehe i think that those 3:12 min. wasn't a waste! :) Keep up the good work. Greetz from Poland :P

[ManFromMars50]

To a deeeeee-luxe apartment... in the skaaah-hye-aye! A-we'll be movin' on uup!!

-- As per Aaron's advice, I'm saying the crazy shit I want, then getting the Hell out. ...In this case, what I wanted to say was an excerpt from the Jeffersons theme. Thank you!

[7kevin492]

If my calculations are correct i wasted 1:32:24 adding the time two times i had to watch the video to write down the formula

[TheZohaun]

I think I came up with a better formula and Hopefully this will win the contest for the best comment.

1) Press the Left Arrow Key and Hold it there

2) Press the Up Arrow Key and release both the Left and Up Arrow Keys together

3) Enjoy playing Snake

4) Thumbs up if this worked for you and if you think this comment deserves to win! :D

[Kyrakitten]

Anyone else realize Stuff Thats Forgotten Unfortunately is STFU which also stands for Shut The *beep* Up! That being said *coughs and does the math* I just wasted a good 17:36 yippie for me! By the way guys when you send me my prize I want a pony.

[swordsth]

3:12 + consideration time 0:005, it caught my eye as I was + 7 hrs 34:475 of searching for something to do other than actual work. And of course, that is - 15:52 for lunch, - the 10:05 sneaking out early, and - some amount of time showing up slightly late.

[m7877]

4:17:56 bitch i did the math!!

[bigjohnson1]

what's the song at the end? it sounds like a crappy version of a good tune...or vice versa

[st8pl8guy]

LOL at the RATSHIT formula!

[passdeduchie]

wierd names-- stfu,ratchit and fet lol

[oostventje38]

i didnt waste any time because it was funny XD

[dogramia]

4:25 i read all the stuff at that one point and wasted time during this comment i dont have any friends irl :(

[Seabutcher]

Wasted? TIME WELL SPENT.

[darksoulkey83]

xD stuff that's forgotten unfortunately (stfu) XD nice work

[villadavid4ever]

I wasted 3:45 minutes.

Ima watchin this shit again

[ausky2]

1 maybe 2

[galidorn1]

NONE

[SanctionedMike]

Ummmmmm i wasted about five minutes. That five minutes was spent just leaving it pause for 30 sec and laughing at the ratshit part. Well played well played

[jschmidt519]

I wasn't going to waste my time calculating wasted life on a fucking video. Interesting point though. I don't care if I waste my life, I just want to live a good life, and watching your webesodes is a good start. Keep up the good work. i think i've wasted about 5 minutes writing this, and some moron is going to waste several hours looking for the hidden message in this post. Please send me the dvd :)

[NuckleheadninjaCK]

I've wasted 7.28 minutes on this video...and about another five reading the other comments.

[ShortySilly16]

Mine was around 10 minutes, cause I wanted to watch a "chadvader" vid with well vader.. had to go to one I had in my faves, wait for the page to load, go to the videos on the top that you've done, click on the most interesting, this one sounded good. Sat watched it, zoned out during the first 30 seconds or so, not actually doing anything though, daydreaming about Darth Vader and how I could be watching this, then got back to reality, then watched it, learned the wasty formula, then commented!:D

[xxdagenham67]

this wasnt a waste of time, the wasty fomula is necassary information for future generation.

i wasted 15 seconds posting this

[serbmafioso3]

FUCK OFF AND SUCK MY DICK .....IAM OUT

[koolcrishna]

i didnt waste any time i enjoyed this video and it held a purpose to entertain so i wasted negative 5:13

[grazierianphotos]

The way i see it is like this, I have wasted my life in many an aspects. This video not being one of them. The only wasted life i find on youtube, besides others wasted lives uploading crap, would be the damn commercials. Now this perticular one had no commercials, so in that manner i feel wonderful about watching it. Now as for the typing i am doing, this too is also not a waste of my time, who knows i might just get a free something or another out of it. To quote, "GREAT JOB!!"

[theccx1]

i didnt waste anytime i liked the video

[zoobiewa]

How many people died of old age watching this video?

[animalmastr]

ive wasted 36816480 minutes not watching this video!

[passdeduchie]

wait i just noticed sumthin he said he just wasted time watching video JUST WATCHING THE VIDEO not clicking on anything, not zoning out time, no RATSHIT

JUST THE VIDEO ITSELF THE WASTY FORMULA IS A WASTE OF LIFE LAST WASTY FORMULA I WROTE I WASTED ALL THAT TIME DUIN SU M THAT DAT DNT EVEN HAVE A GUD ENUF REASUN DUIN IT

[FreaKaZOID1205]

1:27 - 1:35 Rofl!

[Nicksolo85]

1 second & a halt to click on video

1 second to load video screen

30 second ad

actual video play time (3:12 here)

1:30 to view all comments

2 minutes to write this comment

30 seconds to do the math

1 second to post said comment

So that would be....

7 minutes & 45 & a 1/2 seconds total

[precisi0n86]

GIVE ME THE DVD OR ELSE I WILL KILL MYSELF

by laughing at you gullible caps-lock readers

[passdeduchie]

lets c

(ct)>3:12+3sec=3:15

(fet)>6 sec+3:15=3:21

(alt)>2sec+3:21=3:23

(actt)>5 min + 3:23=8:23

(ratshit)>mayb 3 days 60x24=440 min+8:23= :13:03

(stfu) nuthin

(zot)- 10 yrs old dnt hav job so in total +4 more min 2 typin time=13:05

answer- wasted life- 13:05

[96Spikeman]

i wasted about 5:27 seconds

[jamieknight7777]

I wasted about 3 mins and 12 seconds with this video.... why havent you guys returned my calls yet???? me and Baby cookie want yo ass CROSBY!!!!!!! ps. Hitler Wants his hair back (:

[bustermk2]

That's 11 minutes 28 seconds I will never get back.

[TheArtsBabe]

U guys r awesome

[lakiajbay]

13:12

[Dinoboy05]

i want the 12 minutes and 23 seconds of my life back... and for short.... 12:23

[xGODZILLAFIREFOXx]

i wasted 0 seconds of my life cos this video was informative!

[TheHellokittyhugger]

10 seconds looking through my subscriptions on pickin a video to watch

33 seconds on a ad 30 second on waiting on the ad to load 3 second refreshing because it didn't load another 33 seconds 1 minutes 30 second watching the video and -30 second pause for the video to load i was knitting and then 1 minute 82 seconds of the rest of this video plus 40 second of posting this comment plus 1 minute 32 seconds spell checking which adds up to 5:22

[BurningBlaze95]

I think I sent about 14 minutes on this.... WOO HOO!!!

[SADWAHTV]

28 people dislike my penis

[dannasrokien]

Well, I read the comments first. Reading isn't a waist of time b.c it makes my brains bigger. Then I tried to find the wasty formula, from reading the comments. It took about 10secs to find it. I paused it on the formula, i read it, and now im writing this comment. This comment doesn't count b.c writing makes my brains bigger as well. My mom didn't call, nor did my grandma. SO total life wasted 15secnsdsdfsasdffsd. or so. Or whatever, just 10 seconds. BYE!

[hamada008]

I just realized my ALT goes up to 5 minutes even on lowest quality o___o

[Tyza111]

lolreturning alot t see how its transgressing

RAT SHIT

[jazaniac]

For this video you have to add the time it took u to do the wasty formula, so more like 15-16 mins.

[bjrdelaney]

I'm going to do the wasty formula.... ok it comes to a total of 0:00 min.

[MrROTD]

0:00 time lost

[KyasuTheWeirdOne]

I didn't make a time because i stepped on the RATSHIT and told it to STFU before my mum came in to talk to me.

[mattkaythetimelord]

i went back in time and told myself not to watch the vid but i must have or i wouldnt be posting this comment.

[ihdevw]

love it

[EarthObliderator]

This is so freak'n hilarious. ratshit and stfu.

[coldplayISshit]

If one was to cremate Michael Jackson, is the smoke toxic from all the plastic? Is it like Return of the Living Dead where the smoke goes into the sky forming a strange cloud that rains mutagen on everyone and we all break out into "Thriller"? Or worse yet, we all become oddly obsessed with Macaulay Culkin? Dare to dream people!

[kevensnes]

yyo whaTS UP LOTS 7:33 MINUTES WATCHING THIS VIDEO

[MrNinjaman69]

@nerfkid221 stop asking me out you gay ass litle mother fucker

[holsson85]

Hey ppl you also need to add the time lost while the playlist autoplays the next video, while you where typing and you had to go back and retype what you started to type becouse the auto playlist don't care that you was typing and started to play the next video on the playlist. Then it takes so long to type so the same thing happens again and you have to start all over again...so about 10 minutes!

[justgoodies]

I did'n waste anything, I enjoyed it ALL. =) This is the firs time I see one of your vids, and you can bet I'm subbin right now! Gosh, you're awesome, I dunno why, but I feel like I'm proud of ya! Done. I said it. I'm gettin the hell out. XD

[TheGandoff]

I watch Chad vader and comedy thunder every day I say I dident waist any of my life I just spent some of my time enjoying my life

[SurferDude5000]

i want a total of 7:52 minutes back of my life!

[harrisonkenwood]

and if you add the time it takew sme to make annother freaking comment its....well a lot i stoped counting now like anyone really counts they probably just type random long numbers to be stupid iwow theres a lot of spelling that needs correction but this time im not going to correct them cause im freaking awesome i hope this isnt also going to take 500 words that would really suck y know i have no life im just sitting here typing with 2 fingers now that you guys needed to know i just felt like..

[harrisonkenwood]

about 15:34 , cuz it took me some time to look over some comments, post this, laugh at RATSHIT, and all of the other crazy shit i do. : )..........and now its 16:00 if you add the time it took to mae the dots and this and why am i wasting my life i should stop now i really should its too bad i cant cause after this i have to make spelling and grammar corrections and now im looking at how much words i mean letters and spaces i typed which is 55 no wait is 41 no 35 damn i have to stop now.....zero

[SBWielinga]

I did a lot of things today, none of which were actually useful, hoping that ultimately, it might lead to something that actually was useful or enlightening. As it happens, it led to me watching this video. As a result, I must conclude that this video wasted all my day (12h30m so far). Congratulations!

Thanks for wasting my day with something funny for once.

[Who0mere]

Im not gonna waste my life calculating the time that i wasted

[mollygrace]

@Who0mere Oh, shit! That's a good point! They did NOT calculate the WASTY calculations... and once you add that in, you have to add the seconds it took to do that, then you have to add in those seconds... and on and on and ON!!!!

[IMAH4X0R]

i wasted 3:12 watching this video 3:45 commenting 1:00 for checking it. i wasted 1:55 for loading this shit site.. wasted 14:00 for checking this day. spend 5:23 calculating this. i spended 28:35 OF MY LIFE!!

[fm47]

I wasted not even a second. I enjoyed every moment of it, including the time it takes me to type this message and the time for me to say that It typed the message and the time for me to type that last part. As well as that last part. Yep.

Clicking "Post" now. (I proof-read my comment, so that's about 2 more minutes (I'm a slow reader)).

[Oikscaba]

hey dont you guys have a hal thomson shirt, i a=wants to buy it!

[jhon4101]

i just wasted 3 minuits 12 second of my life

lol

[jhon4101]

i just wasted 3 minuits 12 second of my life

[Petergriffin172]

Ratshit lol

[ponlur]

I want the girl in the shirt at 2:34.....

that is a very good formula worth wasting time.

[Vegiwoman]

I feel no wasted time, anything entertaining, is no waste of my time.

[artstuX]

Disappointing. I thought this was going to calculate how much of a pathetic husk of nothingness my life has become.

I suppose some things are beyond measurement....

[Goodykos]

I wasted 14:33 minutes of my life!!!! But it was worth it!!

[Therealguymins]

30 seconds writing this comment and thinking about it. I also forgot to watch the video.

[toma123456781]

3:40 i didnt add fet cuz i have no friends T.T

[toma123456781]

@toma123456781 corection cuz i just realized that i dont have friends im going to kil myself so i'll wasted whole my life..

I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stevedude5000]

@toma123456781 I don't have friends either!

[mkjcomics]

It took me an hour and half by the time I turned on my computer let everything load bring up my internet load the site type the name of the video watched then had to pause it for a poop it was an hour and a half.

[sprocker]

lol i rewatched the part where matt says "WHAT?!" like a gazillionbiliion times.

[greysion]

2:55

+5 seconds loading

+0.5 seconds clicking link

+10 seconds thinking about this next addition

+1 second typing that comment

+1 more second for that one...

+5 seconds thinking time

+2 seconds...

[DesJnr]

I calculate.....I want my life back!

[SugarDaddy1411]

i will answer the question !twice! when i´m sure you send me the dvd to Germany

[dwalker1992]

This video was actually educational so it's not time wasted time at all. Education is never a waste of one's time.

[NoughNeaux]

... I just can't believe this shit. I wasted 5:43+4:32 divided by 3:46, multiplied by 81, which makes up a total of approximatively 44444 minutes of my life.

[PyrotekNX]

I wasted 4 minutes and 52 seconds of my life, and I would do it again!

[jordan042]

Or you could count out the Average Load Time (ALT) and just play Snake on the loading screen!

[aligler]

5:12

[hellisrevealed]

the weird thing is my mom actually called to chat at the point when he was talking about that

[killer91217]

i think i wasted about 30min< (at least) but i wouldnt called it wasting since you guys are awsome

[Volmort13]

3:00 Stopped after 2:53, wirte this Comment 6 Secs. and push Alt+Tab

Bye

[thuggafella]

lets see 3 mins to watch, 30 secs for commercial but it felt like 30 fucking minutes so that 10min 15 years of loading time i was smoking so that takes off 7 mins of life. i was also eating red meat thats 10 more minutes but i was petting a cat so that adds 7 secs but i think it was sick so that cant be good. so carry the 1 and WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!

[RobertCrozier123]

4.15 mins.

3:12 show,

30 seconds for commercial,

23 seconds to type this, due to calculating hahahahaha,

15 seconds for loading time.,

does this qualify > LOL

[ScholarOfBabylon]

I wasted................. I mean I'm wasted

[78zane]

not wasted if i learned something

[jwctex14]

STFU you piece of RATSHIT. I am gonna drink more beer to make this better. 3:61

[SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ]

I spent 3.6 minutes of my life watching and commenting.

[phily1222]

i spent 3:12 just watching the video and all the other stuff got me to 4:28 so altogether 7:40 wow that is a lot more then i thought i would get

[joerouleau54]

shakey shakey.

[55ghettokid]

i wasted 3:12 for vid

no time for loding 0:0

and :45 for this comment

total 3:57

[txenophon]

3:11 for vid itself

0:14 for commercial

0:06 for vid to load

0:30 for figuring out formula

0:30 typing out and checking for accuracy

4:31 total

[conman0414]

wait i gotta stfu now.... DICKWEEDS!

[salamistu]

i wasted ruffly 3: 42 of my life:):D

[Jaimierl]

Just too effin much

[falloutfanify]

I wasted 3:12 of my life watching this

[kugzly]

Hahaha! That was amazing!

[NIKEAF1NIKE]

i didnt waste any of my time watching this video lol.... i finally figured out how much time i waste with everything else lmao

[12mrbunny]

i didont waste any time i love the time i warched it

[TheHolyurethra]

@TheMattthegreat oooooh no buddy, someone didn't use the wasty formula!