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  • I thought you HAD to get the axe.

    FOREVER RUINED!!!

  • Did anyone notice Mario Segale's first four letters of his last name spell SEGA?!?!

    FOREVER RUINED!!!

  • I think Wii Sports oversold Super Mario Bros. because of the same reason, 11:19

  • Watching this while playing with the speed is awesome. at 1/2, Johnny sounds drunk. Especially at the koji kondo part.

    I am so easily amused.

  • Fuck mario!!! Sonic the Hedgehog forever bitches!!!!

  • @sonicknight10

    why can't we love both? :(

  • @sonicknight10 I love both so in your face.

  • 3:28 Oh hai Missingno.

  • Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga kiiiiiinda had plumbing in it. There's a section where you have to fix some leaky pipes in a sewer d:

  • Wait, no top comment, this is my chance, TH-

    [Sorry, but this comment is in another castle.]

  • COINS,COINS,COINS!

  • 08:07

    If you have time to worry, then run,right?

  • I sometimes see my sister wearing that shirt.

  • review super mario sunshine!

  • @Superwaluigi64 thanks! I knew it was from one of the Mario games I had.

  • 2:56 Wait... What... So that means.... HE'S BEEN MURDERING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE UNKNOWINGLY... D:

  • whats the song that starts @ 10:46? it sounds familiar. it sounds like its from one of the newer mario games i played but cant remember which one or level.

  • @syxodude91 It's the music that plays during the levels where FLUDD gets stolen from you in Super Mario Sunshine.

  • @iamthepkmmaster English, muthafuka, do you speak it?

  • Epic music of killing blocks ta dah!

  • 6:00 3 times if you count the glitch -1

  • i show you a newborn baby, there's someone who doesn't know it

  • night on bald mountain... nice.. :b

  • that mushroom sticker or whatever it is looks very animated

  • Super mario bros. crossover is also fun. any LP plans for this fan game

    it has megaman,samus,and simon

    AND BILL RIZER

  • Just run under the last hammer bro man ;)

  • sgb ?

  • wii sports should not be the best selling game! it was bundled with the the best selling consle! NERD RAGE!!!

    ... oh wait, i dont like mario that much...

    carry on

  • 3:09 hahahahahaha OMG i... i... i can't stop laughting about that!!! Your are awesome!!!

  • I asked my friend and he was like in 4th grade

    I asked him: Do you know any good Mario games?

    He anwsered: Whos Mario?

    *Facepalm*

  • @Uberhacks13 Who the Hell's Mario?

  • @Uberhacks13 That happened to me, but in 6th grade

  • You can't spell Segale without Sega... Oh, shit.

  • Ahh, Mario. I love your games. They're fun, challenging and have a deep meaning to me. Good job Shigeru, good job.

  • Mario dies on the cover

  • i love those hammer bros

  • hammer up the ass

  • I played this game for all of 5 minutes in my entire life... and I still don't get it

  • Maybe it's because im terrible at 2d games or maybe cause I'm not that old, but I really don't like Mario all that much. It doesnt really have a story, the enemies and such are random, and it really doesnt hold my attention...

  • @JaguarRawr I respect your opinion,but those reasons are kind of stupid.Gameplay is far more important than story and Mario delievers it perfectly in my opinion.I'd rather play a fun game with no story than a horrible game with a story of a movie.

  • @JaguarRawr That's why I don't play RPGs. If I wanted a mind blowing story, I'd go read a book.

  • @OrganOwner

    Story does add to the game. It WOULD be nice if the Mario series mixed the plot up once in a while.

  • @dod127 It does, but the last thing Mario needs is to take a "dark twisted turn" and take itself too serioulsly.

  • @OrganOwner no one said a dark twist just maybe a little story like a little less than the rpgs

  • 8.0 i think

  • @SomecallmeJohnny

    May I make a request? Redo the Super Mario Bros. LP, but this time, show off the Minus World.

  • I'd love to see Johnny review the Mario Bros. movie, since he considers it a guilty pleasure.

  • 10:23 epic fail

  • 1:05 you just explained why Mario is awesome to my grandparents better than anyone ever could have. Thanks! XD

  • Holy Balls! The DS of the 80's! 2:05

  • @Saromek Yes, those were the Nintendo Game and Watch series of handhelds released in the early 80s.

  • haha, again the unknown item music from metroid zero !

    how to use the level select ?

  • Wii sports came with the nintendo wii so it doesn't count

  • mario you murderer

  • Am I the only one who knows that yOu could go back to level you died in. I pretty sure this is how you do it. Hold both start button and the A button. I did it slot when I was a kid. It should work

  • "I guess is hould review that game... FUC *cut* Dodo dod oddododo"

    ROFLMAO

  • mario's a cool character exspecially sonic. i preffer both.

  • haha you remind me of irate gamer. keep up the good work!

  • FOOLY COOLY!

  • Time to find virtuatenniss4vita's comment

  • I really want to kill the toad

  • I LOL'd so hard at the SEGAle part

  • Wait a moment! That game and watch looks like.... (Metroid zero misson unknow pick up theme plays) THE DS!!!!

  • WAIT A MINIUTE WAIT A MINIUTE i CAN jump on the lakitu in this game-Mario!

  • without mario there would be no halo sonic or no megaman

  • Wii sports is a wii game default lmao

  • Wii sports come with a Wii...

    So basically...

    40 mil+ Wii sales

  • MONTH OF METAL GEAARRR!!

  • 1:10 plants vs zombies sun shroom

  • Unless breaking the blocks breaks the curse.

  • coins coins coins. Ain't that right?

  • You'd most likely pronounce le the same as se in the name segale.

  • My mom never played Super Mario...

    PONG Makes her puke. Think she can take Super Mario!?

  • fuckin wii sports >:<

  • 9:36 WTF happened there?!

  • Please sometime next year do a zelda month :D

  • No Johnny they are called Fuzzy Meatloafs

  • Mario Segale... Segale... Se-... Holy shit! LOL

  • @TheRunner241 can't spell Segale with out Sega O_O

  • Plz make a month of mario 2 chronicling his 3d titles.

  • just wondering. Why the you change the name of your series to Johnny vs the world?

  • @67fansuper76

    Yeah I'm wondering that too.

  • Mario plumbing game you're unaware of?

    Well, the virtual boy had a Plumbish mario game though it was mostly a Mario Bros remake using the 3d gimic and throwing shells.

    Then again in the Gameboy advance game Super Mario Bros Superstar Saga there is a segement where Mario and Luigi have to fix pipes and shit, while fighting classic Mario Bros enemies like they were Cloud Strife. But awesome :D lol jk

  • This was uploaded on my birthday... which would've been cool had it not been for the fact that I'm a Sonic fan!

  • that intro song is the song opanig in the wii when you put super mario all star in the wii

  • "WHY IS THE HAMMER BROTHER, HERE?!"

  • 2:05 OMG THE FIST NINTENDO DS...

  • WHY IS THIS HAMMER BROS. HERE??!!

  • @virtuatenniss4vita Uh, then why the fuck are you here?

  • @virtuatenniss4vita Without Mario there would be no Crash or CoD...

  • @jstudios98 there would probably be cod actually, just not very many platformers

  • @Crash5161 There would be no CoD. Trust me. Mario brought games back from the gaming crash.

  • @jstudios98 i know mario revived gaming, but i think he he didnt, someone else eventually would have. thats just my opinion though

  • @Crash5161 Not taking this from a biased point of view, but your comment made no sense "I know mario revived gaming, but I think he didn't" . :P but think about it, if there was no mario, then there would be no Zelda, Metroid or Sonic the hedgehog, which have influenced games MASSIVELY. Sony would never go into a buisness deal with nintendo and the Xbox would have never been made, so gaming would have taking a COMPLETELY different path and would've most likely gone downhill (as it already did)

  • @jstudios98 i made a typo. i meant to so that he did revive gaming, but IF he didnt, someone else would have

  • @jstudios98 I don't see how Mario effected call of duty in any way since there were games before this and they're different types of games.....

  • @gamer4lyfe1985 Mario brought video games back from the video game crash. If it weren't for Mario, gaming wouldn't have taken the route it has done and would probably still be devoted to simple arcade machines.

  • @jstudios98 Well you might be right about no Crash,but CoD had been planning to be a first person shooter form the beggining.Then when the newer consoles came Activision took action.

  • @XxMrmoneyKing bullshit much?

  • @XxMrmoneyKing

    Super Mario Bros. almost single-handedly revived the video game industry. So yes, there would be no CoD.

  • LMAO PRESS 3:17!

  • @jstudios98 and without Mario there would definitely be no Sonic

  • @jstudios98 Without Mario there would be no Sonic...

  • @madman18able I never said that wasn't true.....

  • @jstudios98 u cant spell segale wich is spell sega and with out mario no other gaming frienchies ever as well ocarina of time

  • @jstudios98 errrr CoD wouldnt be without doom

  • @Masseneffect But everything still leads back to this.

  • @jstudios98 and what is with metroid and zelda?

  • @Masseneffect What do you mean?

  • @jstudios98 have they to do with CoD too?

  • nice use of the night on bald mountain theme, fuck Chernabog, Mario is the true destroyer

  • i like call that princess princess bitch =)

  • Lulz

  • rofl.....fuck Fuck FUUUUHHH ok

  • Mario Segale you can't spell it without *metriod zero mission unknown item music and zooms in on the SEGA in segale*

  • ...and he has a brother named Luigi!

    SHUNT SHUNT SHUNT

  • Happy 30th anniversary, Mario!

  • @WilsonsWardrobe its not even 30 years of mario. this year is 26

  • @mfan981 Technically, it HAS been 30 years of Mario. This years marks 26 years of Super Mario, which started in 1985; Mario himself made his debut in 1981, which was 30 years ago.

  • 3:09 i just noticed this music is from earthworm jim! god i love that game!

  • 6:50 you meant fuzzy meatloaf.

  • 02:32 Actually, at some point of Superstar Saga, Mario and Luigi were forced to "fix up" Beanbean Castle's plumbing. Hooray for Mario RPG's and their devotion to homages! =D

  • watch?v=L_AerCVhoTM

  • WHY IS THIS HAMMER BROTHER HERE?!?!?!?

  • I have that same Super Mario World T-Shirt

  • WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?

  • What y

  • What's the name of the song at the beginning of the video?

  • When Koji Kondo was 14, he had a wet dream. You know what that dream was? The piano sheet that, when read, would be the overworld theme for Super Mario Bros.

    I doubt I was the first to make this joke.

  • At the beginning, I have that same shirt.

  • 3:08

  • FUUUUUUCK TOOOOOOOAD!!!

  • I have that same shirt in the beging

  • WTFG WHY APEAR THE UNKNOW ITEM FROM METROID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHAOOOO YOU LOSE A LOT OF MEAT JONNIE!!!!!!!

  • Mario has bad endurance...

    But then again we have a blue hedgehog who cannot survive anything if he doesn't have any jewelry on him.

  • @EdmacZ just like your mom! i'm sorry, i just couldnt let that opportunity to make a lame joke pass

  • @EdmacZ They both live in strange worlds.

  • you should make a montage of you dying/cussing at enemies in mario games :D

  • Actually, I hardly know anyone that knows the Overworld theme by heart.

  • @gamefreakDX Then they are not true gamers

  • 6:10 that block looks like Tennsesse.

  • 6:10 that looks like Tennsesse.

  • Wii sports is packaged with the Wii, that's why it outsold Mario.

  • @BillyMaysVEVO What the heck?! Billy Mays has a VEVO??

  • @BillyMaysVEVO and super mario bros came with the NES. besides that, he deserves the spot way more

  • Month of Mario 1: Classic Mario games

    Month of Mario 2: Mario 64, Mario Sunshine, Galaxy 1 and 2, and whatever comes next

    Month of Mario 3: MARIO KART!

  • @twibkidx that would be super mario sadly on the 3DS :(

  • @leonzthehegehog whats wrong wtih super mario on the 3ds?

  • @twibkidx You can't record games on the DS handhelds without the use of a camera.

  • @Toails77 I know that but who says their wont be another console mario game?

  • 4:00 I know what u mean NOBODY I know uses the B button I tell them that there is a B button and they say "I KNOW"

  • i just love the soul screams when mario hits the blocks xD

    anyway. nice video review.

  • If anyone saw that comment, ignore me. But still, Im glad you posted another vid. Glad to see more from ya.

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  • @MrLP1138  IN YOUR OPINION!

  • Super Mario World was the first Mario game I played, ever. I tried it at my friends, so I didn't know much about him at the time. I didn't even know about the run button... yeah.

  • Does the song from the first 4 seconds of the video have a name?

  • @Airking4321 It's the Versus theme from the first Marvel VS. Capcom

  • @Neocasko Thanks!

  • @Airking4321 You're welcome! ;D

  • and somecallmejohnny i think reason why wii sports is slike over top this classic game ever i think its because of the offer with the nintendo wii and you get your own copy with the nintendo wii so yeah its like the snes with mario and duckhunt

  • @sonictom95 dude its the nes,snes came with SMW & F-ZERO

  • WHY IS THIS HAMMER BRO. HERE?!

  • @NeonTotodile noo the hammer bro wait .... 0_0 he is not in the new super mario so what the heck

  • Actually the blocks refered in that part (2:55 3:20) are actualy the "?" blocks, the ones that gave you coins of power ups, not the one you can break; and apart of block the habitant of Mushroom kingdome were transformed in weeds, and other odd objects, and that is the reason why the clouds and the hills have eyes, at least in the first game, I suppose that part was omitted in subsequent games but the eyes were keep for humor.

  • man, i hate it when i'm watching someone play and they don't run. it's so fundamental. how can you NOT run when playing smb?

  • Transcribe audio:

    "...should present to a second class with religious department was replaced with the beatles."

  • Hate mario

  • I dare ya to do a review without saying of all time

  • awesome review dude!!!! =D

    cool i have at mario & yoshi shirt too =)

  • In Sonic 4 Episode 1, you complain that momentum is non-existant, yet one of your few complaints with this game is that it's too heavy, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!