He's wrong that women are the source. They're just the carriers. Men contain the life. No sperm no baby. No matter how many eggs you may have. That would just make you a walking chicken. Eggs don't move on their own or do a damn thing. It's the swimmers that go on the recon & get the job done. That's just Bio 101 for those of you that were asleep in that class. Plz don't respond as we'll know who you are :P
@AZASN8SHUN Ah, but no egg & no baby. Even the correct biblical translation of adam & eve is adam is the dust of the earth ( we are star stuff Carl Sagan...earth same composition as star dust as is the human body ) and eve is all living. A translation that means all humans are first female.So it hits upon something that scientists have found, even though it's obscure a lot of the time and other parts junk, amongst a record of history & some psychology.
@66Shellz It still does not address the point that women are NOT the source of life. They just carry the eggs.
Male or female & all of that is irrelevant. Right now is & RIGHT NOW the fact is, the sperm contain the life force they do all the work to activate the egg. In other words, the egg is just an egg, but sperm is life. That's just the facts. Not MY facts. THE FACTS.
@AZASN8SHUN the argument is moot. Without sperm an egg is just an egg sure--but without an egg it is just a pile of wet muck--they two must join to make a baby. Which is why BOTH share responsibility when a pregnancy occurs--can't stand that "she shouldn't have open her legs" bullshit. At some point we all have sex. I have yet to meet a 90 year old virgin. What then? There is no blame in sex--it is a biological drive. We are both needed to make a child.
@sepiasiren The argument wan't moot if you read the context you see I was getting to that very point! However, the problem is, that we TREAT women as if they're MORE important than men. The bottom line is: They're not & we as an entire society need to cut it out. If we treated men (as a whole) better & they in turn treated women better then the one who'd ultimately benefit is the kids who'd have loving two-parent homes all over the world vs the crap we got now. Thank You My 2 cents are in. Done
men have to shut up and women have to wake up. both suck today, I'm not going to favor either. feminism shouldn't be about equality, we are already equal. Men do horrible shit, but at least they do something. Women don't do shit, but at least they don't do horrible shit. Feminism should be about women showing men how to do things right, because it's much easier to start from the beginning rather than starting over.
@Truththinker77 It's just his style, think about it he always brings up important issues in his jokes, so rather than be the jolly old laughing brigade, he whines. If he didn't whine and chose to laugh he'd be flooded with complaints from people, then bang goes his career.
@NWFWMbudwieser excuse me, but fucktard! Cannabis Sativa IS a drug. So is caffeine, nicotine and so on. Hate it when people says its not a drug. Doesn't help us whos trying to change anti-weederses mind.
Just saying, stay to the facts and we will have world peace!
for those who havent red/herd this book. listen to it :D it contains alot of knowledge and fun stuff :) and if you like this dont stop there, do a search on George Carlin. he has alot of good stuff :)
When will we understand the fact that each of us, women and men both posses both women and men traits in our psyche? What's going on in a lot of cases is suppression of the feminine. It is not healthy to push back either side of the psyche as thus causing a gross imbalance. George is exaggerating it of course, yet at the same time he is speaking on this imbalance.
George Carlin's pretty smart, and I respect his comedic insights, but he seems to separate himself from everything as opposed to simply accepting he too has the same tendencies. After all, if he wasn't competing with someone/something... why the need to put down the "enemy"? Comedians often cross a line between jokes to connect and just ranting from their soap box to separate. That all aside, RIP good sir.
It doesn't all come from Dads, it's also because of women. They encourage macho-chism and all the "strenghth" and "confidence" bullshit. Women desire power, whether it's in a form of muscles, money, or fame. The cunts...
@oneblach No, they dont. Most women prefer a pretty boy, a cute ass. The female body is more attractive, and as a result most women want a man to look more feminine, just a more firm and strong type -- Girls exist that want a macho man, some girls exist that want an almost dirty, workaholic man. But most dont. Thats a minority thats been made so in recent years.
WOmen dont desire strength and confidance has NOTHING to do with the male disease dirrectly. Arrogance does.
@Farbo123 Wow, you are pretty fucking stupid. Here's a newsflash: beauty is in the ey of the beholder. Ever heard that fucking phrase? It means that beauty is subjective, and what one person might find beautiful someone else will find ugly. It's clear that you are full of shit and know nothing about what you are talking about.
@MysteriousMayonaise comedians are the most insightful and least held back by political correctiveness. The smartest people are never packaged in wrapping paper.
@cookiejun I know he likes to let loose, and fire at will, but George Carlin will be marked in my mind as pandering to women constantly. I think he was just taking his daddy issues out on all men.
If he was saying, "white people are stupid, fucking morons. We're the scum of the earth, and should all die," in a little more comedic sense, I don't think people should applaud that. Men need less self-loathing, mockery, and ridicule, and more self-improvement. :3
Yep, if he did this towards any other group he'd be heavily criticized, but since males are taught to be tolerate of anything that's bashing them, we have a problem.
@cplusplusgamer Tolerance isn't the problem, it's acceptance, and proliferation of whatever insults are said, but still tolerated.
It's one thing to call me or someone else genetically inferior, and people can say that whenever, however jokingly, but it's another thing, an unacceptable thing, in my opinion, to encourage people to truly believe these things, then push the same things onto other people. Here George Carlin sounded like he was preaching more than he was joking.
honey, i have to go overseas and have my balls shot off, or else the rest of the guys will think i'm to affraid to go overseas and have my balls shot off.
George was an amazing thinker, and we can be too. But as far as this male testostrone shit goes, the only reason it is so popular is because women who were probably victims of child abuse, rape, or covergirl magazine find it very atractive to see men compete at these unimaginably meaningless levels. And just for the record, this change we are all hopeing for is probably not gonna happened untill religon and polotics get abolished which wont be for at least another century or 2. So relax have a
Carlin is generalizing on purpose, for dramatic effect. He even knows a lot of what he says is exaggerated but he admits he says it in order to get attention, that's what a performer has to do in order to survive.
Carlin is generalizing on purpose, for dramatic effect. He even knows a lot of what he says is exaggerated but he admits he says it in order to get attention, that's what a performer has to do in order to survive.
People do this, and yes I'm talking about women too, compare sex organs, it's a way to feel superior to others, which all humans need. Women, I'm extremely sure compare themselves to other women and laugh at girls with smaller or big robust breast or asses. Males do this, and it's propelled by pop culture, when compare men to other men, women compare men to other men. It's the human syndrome.
but what is the true nature of man??we do have testostosterone,and this is what permitted man to fight and conquer & build civilizations to progress, create businesses, forging economies, while destroying the natural resources and fucking the world, fr the sake of money. no testosterone no "progress" which is not really progress.Women are attracted to males with balls, more likely to suceed,so that their offsprings my b better off.imo women hv superficial nature, but man is the one fuking Earth.
It's true, women seek men who are more masculine, which comes with testosterone. Women seek men who excel at what they do, heavier competition = testosterone.
great words, but humans are conceived bi, not exactly female...male has tits but female have clitoris, clitoris is what becomes a penis in males..so females have male feaures too.....in males the penis comes out and the scrotom falls out..while in females those organs get sucked in.. they are something in between before the XX or XY chromosomecomes into play.
Lets go get some pussy and beat the shit out of queers culture. I've seen that shit too much and it makes me sick... it's fucking pathetic. They seem to think that it makes them cool too. Weird. Go die in Afghanistan you fucks. I won't because there's no reason to fight anymore. We're too powerful of a country, no country would dare to attack us. Only people in lands we've been occupying would want to... oh wait.
im a man, or a boy (im 19) and il never get over the male ego
its a fucking growth. i catch myself being arrogant in social situations often. i have selfish thoughts, often about abstract shit that no one cares about.
i once pissed off a long time female friend of mine, whom for stupid reasons, i rejected her love just because she once dated a friend of mine years ago. although we remained friends, she eventually got fed up with me because of my arrogant behaviors. (sighs)
@feztizieo Don't be so hard on yourself sir. Women have arrogant selfish thoughts and behaviours too...we aren't superior to you. Just admit this was a human experience and that a woman would be just as jealous especially in her 20s. Next time learn to forgive and you will find love.
I'm a woman and I always think that we have it hard (and we do)... I've never thought that you would think about life this way. You have it hard too, I guess...
@LaliEmiru Im curious. Why do women have it hard. Because if they Choose to have kids it'll hurt? Because they have options that are spawned from a completely ignorable cultural flaw in society that idolizes and obsesses over attractive females? Because they have higher brain functionality that comes with a bit more active emotions?
I'd take cramps bloating and bleeding from my penis once a month for 8x the pain tolerance and my brain to not be handicapped. :(
@Farbo123 Because everything that George said makes men frustrated. And so, they treat us women crappy. Took away our rights since the beginning of time. Some even say that the first woman was made out of a mans rib, just to feel better about themselves. I'm not any less of a human being. We're all equal and should be treated that way. And I'm not even complaining about period (not THAT bad) or childbirth (haven't experienced it yet). All the pain I'm mad about comes from the outside.
@LaliEmiru "And so, they treat us women crappy." No, your simply a woman, this is how women see the world...as victims...as helpless. as weak...as cowards... Women have an natural sense of entitlement and are gynocentric by nature. You survive by eliciting protection and provision from men. Women can't survive on their own...the law says so. That's why women need child support and alimony...they are largely helpless and weak. Women are a liability to a man..like a child.
@Farbo123 Sometimes it's not their choice, males are naturally agressive, women are naturally less agressive, so when the male really wants sex he'll agressively take charge. Also take into account that on average, women are more commenly sexualy harrassed then men, by a lot.
@cplusplusgamer Fact, woman have more higher brain functions and potential at base value then men. What happens to our brain to turn us suitably male Denies us many intellectual strengths in favor of more raw, baser strengths and more specifically instincts. Women got the social and thinker's mind, men got the brute and do-er's mind. Even among the exceptions, its undeniable.
Where are you getting this from, I'd love to see the study. Even if I take that assumption as fact then why are men the ones inventing stuff. Men are. They invent stuff that makes our daily lives easier, and invention of a new product takes brainpower. Overall I think we're pretty much have equal brain power, and brain power is determined by many factors, rather than the female = smarter, male = stupid logic.
this is more like American blue collar male culture. But white collar american man shared some similarities- need for conformity, money, woman, status, pretentiousness.
@AC101666 Haha there is that Father-Son fuck up going on there. it doesnt mean you have to get a paper vut and cry for 6 hours. it simply means that you are too tough to show emotion. doesnt mean you are controlled by it. "Women are not attracted to men who cry ......"blah blah
sometimes I really feel ashamed to be a man. Especially when I see my friends hopelessly going after girls, and those girls just see through them immediately and keep them on a line like a dog... yup guys, this happens more often than you think, just look at yourselves
a friend once said that I wasn't a real men because of my lack of interest in alcohol and cars, but george makes me proud of it
Brother George, I know you're gone, BUT if you can read this, let's add ONE MORE category. How about 'The Religious Culture'. Damn right, it's a good one, eh?? hehe!!!!!!
war is a male thing? tell that to the pre-christian pagans, particularly in the celtic areas. their women were at least half their military and they fucked shit up, often for no reason. men aren't the problem, human nature is. if women ran the world there would still be wars. america would be in a lot more right now cuz you know when someone calls a woman fat it's ON!
The only bit I don't like came right at the end. it's U.S.-centric. In other English-speaking countries calling someone a cunt is most certainly a unisex thing!
Males and females can be equally to blame for our problems. Even though males do generally cause more violence and act alot dumber, there's plenty of women who support and want to be with these nimrods , therefore justifying their behavior to continue.
I bet you if women cut off these guys and their pussy supply alot of this behavior would go away and force these men to behave like gentlemen and grownups instaed of self absorbed morons with huge egos.
Yes indeed... It's amazing how quickly they will blame everything except their justification of bad behavior with their actions, like continuing to fuck guys who barely have a shred of noticeable character. All are at fault for this ugly state of affairs. All need to take responsibility and a different perspective on remedying it.
lol..he sounds like freud. do men really feel "left out" because they can't give birth? That sounds a bit weird to me. I always thought men have it easier, cause they don't have to give birth, and don't have to be in horrible pain the first time they have sex.
@NightinGal89 Well there are several psychologists and studies who agree with what he just said (maybe part of his argument, derived not only form deduction and life experience but also by some of these psychologies theories) such as psychologists as karen horney.
@uhohpenguins men are tougher then women. Who is mainly fighting in wars? MEN! Who is better at sports? MEN! Im sorry but men are not pretending to be stronger then women because THEY ARE!!! Look at the anatomy of a man than a woman you dumb bell!!!!!
@KeepRockin55 I've talked with my granddaughter about this. I tell her that women are just as strong as men, but in different ways. If you don't agree with that, try crapping a watermelon. In general, men are a bunch of pussies. Their penises are the most important body part they have and most wouldn't know a real emotion if it hit them in the nuts.
Though he is generally right, he is very wrong. I hate people who he describes, but that's just the way it is. There are no jokes in nature, no lies, no favor, no morals, no concious monoman. All is one and one is all. We are the result of a process that was made by the process it is. Weak things died, strong things live. Now we save everyone, and no more evolution for us.
@Nemesis0300 Hah, 'no more evolution for us'? What makes you think that we're not dying out? Evolution takes a while to phase out a species completely.
@STorpedo I said no more evolution for us, because were are dying out and because we save the sick and retarded too much. You're agreeing with me but making an argument out of it; I don't follow.
@Nemesis0300 Well, as subjective as this interpretation may be, you yourself must admit that that was a very confusing phrasing. No more evolution in terms of us advancing as a species, or no more evolution because we're as 'good' as a species can get? Regardless, we don't agree anymore, since you assume that the sick and mentally challenged can't be saved, or made healthy and relatively knowledgable-or so it seems to me.
@STorpedo Not that the sick can't be, but should'nt be. If we keep saving these sick than their children will be sick; they will get married and have children too. This brings apon an age of massive sickness. In mathematical terms, if this continues, than eventually everyone will be sick. Because it takes a partner to have kids, this kills a healthy and makes a sick -- Add a sick, subtract a healthy. This will lead to our doom.
@Nemesis0300 Well, that's a bit of an assumption. A bit proud of our skills of deduction and/or perception, are we? No, I wanted to point out a possible flaw within your logic, that's all, I reckon it would be in your best interests to do the research, so why would I spend my time attempting to help you when you're perfectely capable of helping yourself?
@STorpedo Perhaps. In my defense, this is not my common field of study. My research lies within the construct of the dark ocean's mystery. I now decend into the internet to find an up-to-date version of the biology term you bestowed apon me. I desire to say, " to the library ", but seeing as how I sit in front of textbook of unlimited knowledge, I say, " to google.".
@Nemesis0300 Well, I can definitely recommend refraining from making any kind of statements in fields which are not your primary area of study-this unwarranted pride is the source of many problems, here you were, subscribing to a fairly expansive notion, without an expansive understanding of the founding concepts of the said notion-perhaps even ready to vote on a fairly drastic bill, should the option be offered, all because you'd rather save yourself a little time now, rather than a lot later.
@Nemesis0300 Far too many subjects happen to be far more intricate and nuanced than expected, when you look beyond the superficial, to allow yourself any deal of complacency in the limited knowledge you may have of them. I only trust the opinions of the experts in that select field, maybe that's a worthwile advice for all, no?
@Nemesis0300 I am happy that we are able to reach a form of agreement. All I am preaching is that one should never underestimate one's own fallabillity, being human and all.
@BagoGarde no , we should , because this IS the general population , you should rephrase to , "but there are exceptions" and usually the exceptions don't feel targeted .
but then again neither do the morons , oh well ...
i see alot of people pretty frustated about this...and thats a good thing . i dont agree with all of what he said but... unfortunatly more than half is acurate . and this is by personal experience.
@gaffneyyy YOUR gay...George Carlin is accurate in all of what he said for this. Although he is politically incorrect. Politically corect people do not slander, attack, cuss, or tell the truth in any way, nor do they physically move in any way.
Not gay at all. and no, He is not accurate in everything. For instance: It's an old myth that we are all female for a certain period in the womb. It was propagated decades ago by primitive research, based on appearences. Sex of the child is decided at conception by the male sperm. This is a scientific fact. The only reason we have nipples is because the x chromasomes are not overridden, as males must be able to produce both x and y chromasomes to decide the sex of potential offspring.
@gaffneyyy I don't believe your pathetic defense...and the science-y stuff is bull, were modified women, shitty as hell modifications, but we're still modified. nothing beats Georges logic, although POLITICALLY incorrect.
You are wrong. It is decided at birth in human embryos by the males sperm. You can find evidence if you care to look. Read some books, find some research, find well established facts. This info is very easy to find. Google will give you the same facts of someone I know- .a tutor with a PhD in developmental Biology. I think I will side with him and the previous research and long established fact, thank you very much.
@gaffneyyy Rationallity is lost on you isn't it? Or maby some-one dropped you too many times as an infant...the dopped people are stupid too, but understandably so. Likely the former. Besides, your story doesen't hold up for you: "Men are mofified females." Where does that say that our percieved genders were not, at some point, one...or say that they ever were? It only states that females mighthave been, and likely were, the master copy. Also that men were modified from this design.
@gaffneyyy It also means that this modification was before the research, allowing our story to hold up due to other drastic (and occasionally obvious) changes over time, for instance: how did a whale get a bonestructure almost completely reseved for wings? Or the flightless birds? What about them? Were THEY always like that? It's likely that flight became pointless, and they stopped.
Even IF these were ALWAYS like this then their ORIGINAL designs are apparent.
As interesting as evolution is, there is no eveidence so far to show anything other than what I have said. At this point, the only fact is what we are not, and parts of what we are. This is getting rather obscure. Like I say, you can find the evidence.
I think this stereotyping is true...call it stereotype all you want, but its true, so all you happy voters defending yourself, whatever. I'm with george.
We all know how often George Carlin followed fads! How easily influenced he was too! Seriously, shut the fuck up. Carlin probably shit more brain cells than comprise the contents of your hollow little skull. You're an anachronism. In 50 years your alpha male philosophy will be as offense as Nazism, and rightly so. What a load of shit you spout. Verbal Diarrhea.
@mishagirl69 Loser? I'm the guy semi-retired on a tropical island, making money in a pair of shorts with a laptop, when I feel like it. I work around 4 hours a week and make a lot more than you do - and I'm married to a gorgeous babe who fully supported my work as IMN chairman. I am literally the only guy I know who has fully realized their dreams; that doesn't stop me realizing how hard so many guys have it, or indeed men in general. Some save whales, I save male. So shove it up your ass.
This is a spot on analysis of the pre-feminists American macho culture, a culture which still persists in certain spheres of society (read: Frat Houses). It doesn't take into account the new culture that reacted to that older culture, though, the culture that resulted from the semblance of hegemony a wayward, vulgarized, popular feminism achieved beginning around the early nineties, and there's a whole new slew of problems that result from the new one and need to be considered. Dialectics.
How about compared to other women (oh, yes, it slipped my mind, women don`t count, right?) Anyway, still in a light-hearted tone I say, have a good one! :D [Just in case you haven`t yet noticed, my whole idea in replying to your comments is not to enter the ludicrous debate about men and women, and who`s worse, but to argue that the whole idea of the discussion is absurd..
Fuck you George, this wasn't funny and it wasn't deep or insightful, it was shallow stereotypical crap pushed by femi-nazis and their cling-ons. Disappointing.
@futuremusician728 Yeah, the generation where the femi-nazis peaked. Here my boy Gearge was just being a cling-on and going with the fad, which is a shame. Sure I 'identify' with it, more than you'll know, as I studied this stuff for 10 years and was a leader of an internantional men's rights movement. This is BS stereotyping. For example most crims and rapists have LOW levels of testosterone. Blaming men for the positions and behavior society pushes them into isn't deep or profound, it's BS.
@Capnwabbit Men`s right movement??? Society pushes men into being rapists??? Wow...this is just a mind-blowing, twisted and utterly wicked leap of logic
@dochiaz Well your reply was certainly a leap of logic, twisting a chemical issue into a social one. Two different points, 1. That testosterone is not to blame 2, Many of the things men get blamed for are hardly their choice. Obviously rape doesn't fit that - but false accusations certainly do. That you didn't even know of the existence of the men's rights movement shows how little attention men's rights get. Have a guess how many rape accusations are false, as just one example? You're clueless
@Capnwabbit Have a guess in how many instances the reaction to a woman being rapped is `well, she was askin` for it` and you`ll see why your men`s right movement is a cruel joke. Maybe in your small, politically-correct bubble of a world, populated by the dreaded femi-nazis, there is such a thing as men (the ultimate privileged category on Earth) being sniff sniff, persecuted. We, the rest of the world, are not that (un)lucky. Unlike you, I`m not going to end my argument in an insult.
@dochiaz "the ultimate privileged category on Earth"? Yeah, I guess that's why 85% of the homeless are men, why men make up over 90% of workplace deaths, why men are drafted when women aren't and why they're the last to leave a sinking ship etc etc. Oh, feel the privilege! Sure, most of the obviously powerful are men (and attract women like flies) but most men have no power. Look at the lives of the majority of men and tell me what "privileges" they have?
The ultimate privilege is that you take a lot of things for granted I guess. And every time your whims and wishes are not met, you blame someone.All the stats you`ve listed (besides the fact that they might be pulled out of your ass, since you didn`t provide a source I can refer to, to verify your statements), are mostly proof of the consequences of poor choices. Men are drafted because it is their fellow men who decide they want to have a showdown with other men (it`s your business, guys!).
@dochiaz Yeah, that'll make a man drafted feel better. Getting drafted against your will? That's because of "poor choices". I'm starting to guess you're female, as your "logic" is absurd.
@Capnwabbit See, I know you`re a guy because you start belittling your opponent in a discussion, either disqualifying their argument, or by intimidating them if they say something you don`t like. I don`t remember calling you names and using harsh language...wait, I was actually civil and nice in pointing out my arguments. Oh, well...
@dochiaz Sure, men invented the draft and men decided it ought only to apply to men. But I don't think lumping all men into the same category as the men who actually have the power (historically aristocrats, then government officials, and now increasingly corporate executives) is accurate or at all productive. You and I have a lot more in common in relation to Rupert Murdoch than Rupert Murdoch has in common with me in relation to you.
@NWFWMbudweiser: Yah, n heroin is also a plant - comes from poppy seeds!! N no "harm done"!..
Oh, the Ignorance! What you do to people...!
phlearze 1 week ago
Oh how gratifying it is to hear a man say that!!! Aaah!...
phlearze 1 week ago
im in the gun subculture, imma go shoot the other subcultures
CrotalusKid1 1 month ago
i rather open a beer or roll a joint and watch this world burn.
analpokemons 1 month ago
PREPOSTERONE
SigmaXVirus 1 month ago
He's wrong that women are the source. They're just the carriers. Men contain the life. No sperm no baby. No matter how many eggs you may have. That would just make you a walking chicken. Eggs don't move on their own or do a damn thing. It's the swimmers that go on the recon & get the job done. That's just Bio 101 for those of you that were asleep in that class. Plz don't respond as we'll know who you are :P
AZASN8SHUN 3 months ago
@AZASN8SHUN Ah, but no egg & no baby. Even the correct biblical translation of adam & eve is adam is the dust of the earth ( we are star stuff Carl Sagan...earth same composition as star dust as is the human body ) and eve is all living. A translation that means all humans are first female.So it hits upon something that scientists have found, even though it's obscure a lot of the time and other parts junk, amongst a record of history & some psychology.
66Shellz 2 months ago
@66Shellz It still does not address the point that women are NOT the source of life. They just carry the eggs.
Male or female & all of that is irrelevant. Right now is & RIGHT NOW the fact is, the sperm contain the life force they do all the work to activate the egg. In other words, the egg is just an egg, but sperm is life. That's just the facts. Not MY facts. THE FACTS.
AZASN8SHUN 2 months ago
@AZASN8SHUN the argument is moot. Without sperm an egg is just an egg sure--but without an egg it is just a pile of wet muck--they two must join to make a baby. Which is why BOTH share responsibility when a pregnancy occurs--can't stand that "she shouldn't have open her legs" bullshit. At some point we all have sex. I have yet to meet a 90 year old virgin. What then? There is no blame in sex--it is a biological drive. We are both needed to make a child.
sepiasiren 2 months ago
@sepiasiren The argument wan't moot if you read the context you see I was getting to that very point! However, the problem is, that we TREAT women as if they're MORE important than men. The bottom line is: They're not & we as an entire society need to cut it out. If we treated men (as a whole) better & they in turn treated women better then the one who'd ultimately benefit is the kids who'd have loving two-parent homes all over the world vs the crap we got now. Thank You My 2 cents are in. Done
AZASN8SHUN 2 months ago
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men have to shut up and women have to wake up. both suck today, I'm not going to favor either. feminism shouldn't be about equality, we are already equal. Men do horrible shit, but at least they do something. Women don't do shit, but at least they don't do horrible shit. Feminism should be about women showing men how to do things right, because it's much easier to start from the beginning rather than starting over.
Zaknafiein 3 months ago
The 18 dislikes came from the military and police group that can't take criticism in any shape or form.
RossiuWasRight 3 months ago 4
I wouldn't really consider george a man? all he does is...whine.
Truththinker77 3 months ago
@Truththinker77
Yeah, all he does is whine...apart from pissing in your mouth, and the mouths of all the other similar douchebags.
ajvanhovic 3 months ago
@ajvanhovic Thanks for sharing your thoughts broman. Take care.
Truththinker77 3 months ago
@Truththinker77 It's just his style, think about it he always brings up important issues in his jokes, so rather than be the jolly old laughing brigade, he whines. If he didn't whine and chose to laugh he'd be flooded with complaints from people, then bang goes his career.
66Shellz 2 months ago
@66Shellz Yeah I understand where you are coming from.
Truththinker77 2 months ago
George Carlin = Brave Genius
forevertruth1206 3 months ago 3
he got me there, always thinking of pussy and tits. yah that me
DeezNutz508 4 months ago
I am guilty of alcohol and testosterone use :)
Meshuggaaaahhhhh 5 months ago
so stupid...not all men are like that suck it..
krisfaraday 5 months ago
I am an intelligent man who is proud to say he fits in none of the mentioned subcultures.
NorseMariner7 5 months ago 7
@NorseMariner7 Word. I smoke weed, and it's not a drug. It's a plant.
NWFWMbudwieser 1 month ago
@NWFWMbudwieser excuse me, but fucktard! Cannabis Sativa IS a drug. So is caffeine, nicotine and so on. Hate it when people says its not a drug. Doesn't help us whos trying to change anti-weederses mind.
Just saying, stay to the facts and we will have world peace!
MejerI 1 month ago
@MejerI Alcohol is also a drug.
MrAlsfan5 2 weeks ago
@MrAlsfan5 Ofc, I forgot about one of the worst kinds of drugs. thx for the reminder. :)
MejerI 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xDDDDDDD
brilliant
AbigailScarecrow 5 months ago
I'm in none of the subcultures!
Beaverhead100 5 months ago 12
for those who havent red/herd this book. listen to it :D it contains alot of knowledge and fun stuff :) and if you like this dont stop there, do a search on George Carlin. he has alot of good stuff :)
slywinkl 5 months ago
Hmm. Just audio? Doesn't sound like a performance. I wonder what is this "book". Audio book I suppose.
spiritfired 6 months ago
@spiritfired comedy album
whitepanther84 6 months ago
@whitepanther84
This is from his book/audiobook "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?"
hamsterpoop 6 months ago
0:56 I totally pictured him as Gordon from Thomas and friends when he said that. :D
TBman256 6 months ago
'Honey i have to go overseas and have my balls shot off so the guys won't think im not man enough to go overseas and have my balls shot off.'
HA!
Jedi862001 6 months ago
When will we understand the fact that each of us, women and men both posses both women and men traits in our psyche? What's going on in a lot of cases is suppression of the feminine. It is not healthy to push back either side of the psyche as thus causing a gross imbalance. George is exaggerating it of course, yet at the same time he is speaking on this imbalance.
SuperPhdiva 6 months ago
George Carlin's pretty smart, and I respect his comedic insights, but he seems to separate himself from everything as opposed to simply accepting he too has the same tendencies. After all, if he wasn't competing with someone/something... why the need to put down the "enemy"? Comedians often cross a line between jokes to connect and just ranting from their soap box to separate. That all aside, RIP good sir.
sirnapier 7 months ago
@sirnapier He has already coined himself as a spectator in this circus we call a country.
SuperPhdiva 6 months ago
It doesn't all come from Dads, it's also because of women. They encourage macho-chism and all the "strenghth" and "confidence" bullshit. Women desire power, whether it's in a form of muscles, money, or fame. The cunts...
oneblach 7 months ago
@oneblach No, they dont. Most women prefer a pretty boy, a cute ass. The female body is more attractive, and as a result most women want a man to look more feminine, just a more firm and strong type -- Girls exist that want a macho man, some girls exist that want an almost dirty, workaholic man. But most dont. Thats a minority thats been made so in recent years.
WOmen dont desire strength and confidance has NOTHING to do with the male disease dirrectly. Arrogance does.
Farbo123 7 months ago
@Farbo123 Wow, you are pretty fucking stupid. Here's a newsflash: beauty is in the ey of the beholder. Ever heard that fucking phrase? It means that beauty is subjective, and what one person might find beautiful someone else will find ugly. It's clear that you are full of shit and know nothing about what you are talking about.
hemanownsyou 4 months ago
It sure is nice that cunts and assholes are next door neighburs :D then you can call it a mistake :D
baijokull 7 months ago
Please don't take this seriously. He's a comedian.
MysteriousMayonaise 7 months ago
@MysteriousMayonaise comedians are the most insightful and least held back by political correctiveness. The smartest people are never packaged in wrapping paper.
cookiejun 7 months ago 2
@cookiejun I know he likes to let loose, and fire at will, but George Carlin will be marked in my mind as pandering to women constantly. I think he was just taking his daddy issues out on all men.
If he was saying, "white people are stupid, fucking morons. We're the scum of the earth, and should all die," in a little more comedic sense, I don't think people should applaud that. Men need less self-loathing, mockery, and ridicule, and more self-improvement. :3
MysteriousMayonaise 7 months ago
@MysteriousMayonaise
Yep, if he did this towards any other group he'd be heavily criticized, but since males are taught to be tolerate of anything that's bashing them, we have a problem.
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
@cplusplusgamer Tolerance isn't the problem, it's acceptance, and proliferation of whatever insults are said, but still tolerated.
It's one thing to call me or someone else genetically inferior, and people can say that whenever, however jokingly, but it's another thing, an unacceptable thing, in my opinion, to encourage people to truly believe these things, then push the same things onto other people. Here George Carlin sounded like he was preaching more than he was joking.
MysteriousMayonaise 7 months ago
@MysteriousMayonaise
Yeah, he did preach, and I know people take his jokes as fact rather than taking them lightly.
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
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tylertyler82 7 months ago
@tylertyler82
A little harsh against your own sex aren't you? You're being like a black who's in the KKK.
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
honey, i have to go overseas and have my balls shot off, or else the rest of the guys will think i'm to affraid to go overseas and have my balls shot off.
the poor fucks... :)))
BabyGreen162 7 months ago 4
George was an amazing thinker, and we can be too. But as far as this male testostrone shit goes, the only reason it is so popular is because women who were probably victims of child abuse, rape, or covergirl magazine find it very atractive to see men compete at these unimaginably meaningless levels. And just for the record, this change we are all hopeing for is probably not gonna happened untill religon and polotics get abolished which wont be for at least another century or 2. So relax have a
Freestylinvee 8 months ago
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Carlin is generalizing on purpose, for dramatic effect. He even knows a lot of what he says is exaggerated but he admits he says it in order to get attention, that's what a performer has to do in order to survive.
Jameson178 8 months ago
Carlin is generalizing on purpose, for dramatic effect. He even knows a lot of what he says is exaggerated but he admits he says it in order to get attention, that's what a performer has to do in order to survive.
Jameson178 8 months ago
all he wants to say is that men shouldnt measure how big are their balls...
also @bitethis47 thats not how it works...embryos arent male or female till development of sex organs starts.
spyrouklass 8 months ago
@spyrouklass
People do this, and yes I'm talking about women too, compare sex organs, it's a way to feel superior to others, which all humans need. Women, I'm extremely sure compare themselves to other women and laugh at girls with smaller or big robust breast or asses. Males do this, and it's propelled by pop culture, when compare men to other men, women compare men to other men. It's the human syndrome.
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
He is absolutely spot-on here.
imadude113 8 months ago
men comes softer when testosterone flow decreases.
bitethis47 8 months ago
but what is the true nature of man??we do have testostosterone,and this is what permitted man to fight and conquer & build civilizations to progress, create businesses, forging economies, while destroying the natural resources and fucking the world, fr the sake of money. no testosterone no "progress" which is not really progress.Women are attracted to males with balls, more likely to suceed,so that their offsprings my b better off.imo women hv superficial nature, but man is the one fuking Earth.
bitethis47 8 months ago
@bitethis47
It's true, women seek men who are more masculine, which comes with testosterone. Women seek men who excel at what they do, heavier competition = testosterone.
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
great words, but humans are conceived bi, not exactly female...male has tits but female have clitoris, clitoris is what becomes a penis in males..so females have male feaures too.....in males the penis comes out and the scrotom falls out..while in females those organs get sucked in.. they are something in between before the XX or XY chromosomecomes into play.
bitethis47 8 months ago
Lets go get some pussy and beat the shit out of queers culture. I've seen that shit too much and it makes me sick... it's fucking pathetic. They seem to think that it makes them cool too. Weird. Go die in Afghanistan you fucks. I won't because there's no reason to fight anymore. We're too powerful of a country, no country would dare to attack us. Only people in lands we've been occupying would want to... oh wait.
Zooligable 8 months ago
Can't we just all be A-Sexual?
Trowa71 8 months ago 3
im a man, or a boy (im 19) and il never get over the male ego
its a fucking growth. i catch myself being arrogant in social situations often. i have selfish thoughts, often about abstract shit that no one cares about.
i once pissed off a long time female friend of mine, whom for stupid reasons, i rejected her love just because she once dated a friend of mine years ago. although we remained friends, she eventually got fed up with me because of my arrogant behaviors. (sighs)
feztizieo 8 months ago
@feztizieo Don't be so hard on yourself sir. Women have arrogant selfish thoughts and behaviours too...we aren't superior to you. Just admit this was a human experience and that a woman would be just as jealous especially in her 20s. Next time learn to forgive and you will find love.
priyamakhijani 8 months ago
I agree with everything he talked about here, even though I am a woman, I do see all of that in men.
BlondieBeeBii 8 months ago
@161angie Yes, but odds are most kids won't take it seriously.
TigBench6 8 months ago
Brilliance... Carlin was one of a kind
Unh0lymystic 9 months ago
Wow...
I'm a woman and I always think that we have it hard (and we do)... I've never thought that you would think about life this way. You have it hard too, I guess...
LaliEmiru 9 months ago
@LaliEmiru Im curious. Why do women have it hard. Because if they Choose to have kids it'll hurt? Because they have options that are spawned from a completely ignorable cultural flaw in society that idolizes and obsesses over attractive females? Because they have higher brain functionality that comes with a bit more active emotions?
I'd take cramps bloating and bleeding from my penis once a month for 8x the pain tolerance and my brain to not be handicapped. :(
Farbo123 9 months ago
@Farbo123 Because everything that George said makes men frustrated. And so, they treat us women crappy. Took away our rights since the beginning of time. Some even say that the first woman was made out of a mans rib, just to feel better about themselves. I'm not any less of a human being. We're all equal and should be treated that way. And I'm not even complaining about period (not THAT bad) or childbirth (haven't experienced it yet). All the pain I'm mad about comes from the outside.
LaliEmiru 9 months ago
@LaliEmiru "And so, they treat us women crappy." No, your simply a woman, this is how women see the world...as victims...as helpless. as weak...as cowards... Women have an natural sense of entitlement and are gynocentric by nature. You survive by eliciting protection and provision from men. Women can't survive on their own...the law says so. That's why women need child support and alimony...they are largely helpless and weak. Women are a liability to a man..like a child.
Red0660 8 months ago
@Red0660 LOL
You crack me up. xD'
LaliEmiru 8 months ago
@Farbo123 Sometimes it's not their choice, males are naturally agressive, women are naturally less agressive, so when the male really wants sex he'll agressively take charge. Also take into account that on average, women are more commenly sexualy harrassed then men, by a lot.
TigBench6 8 months ago
@Farbo123
Lol, are you trying to say women are smarter, that is just dumb, there are smart women and smart men, there are stupid women and stupid men..
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
@cplusplusgamer Fact, woman have more higher brain functions and potential at base value then men. What happens to our brain to turn us suitably male Denies us many intellectual strengths in favor of more raw, baser strengths and more specifically instincts. Women got the social and thinker's mind, men got the brute and do-er's mind. Even among the exceptions, its undeniable.
Farbo123 7 months ago
@Farbo123
Where are you getting this from, I'd love to see the study. Even if I take that assumption as fact then why are men the ones inventing stuff. Men are. They invent stuff that makes our daily lives easier, and invention of a new product takes brainpower. Overall I think we're pretty much have equal brain power, and brain power is determined by many factors, rather than the female = smarter, male = stupid logic.
cplusplusgamer 7 months ago
@Farbo123 haha i dont see women use it then
anessone 6 months ago
Wow this should be observed in schools :-)
RyanDavidPoetry 9 months ago 3
this is more like American blue collar male culture. But white collar american man shared some similarities- need for conformity, money, woman, status, pretentiousness.
neonaction 9 months ago
There's a lot wrong with what he says, mostly since women are not attracted to men who cry and share their feelings.
AC101666 9 months ago
@AC101666 Haha there is that Father-Son fuck up going on there. it doesnt mean you have to get a paper vut and cry for 6 hours. it simply means that you are too tough to show emotion. doesnt mean you are controlled by it. "Women are not attracted to men who cry ......"blah blah
SpartansSoccer08 9 months ago
@SpartansSoccer08 I guess jocks and a-holes spend their time crying on their many many female partner's shoulders then huh?
AC101666 9 months ago
An insiteful view on how society is destroyed by hormones. This explains why asexual creatures are more productive.
TigBench6 9 months ago
"Not all men...just enough. Just enough to fuck things up."
Spathiphyllum 9 months ago 45
sometimes I really feel ashamed to be a man. Especially when I see my friends hopelessly going after girls, and those girls just see through them immediately and keep them on a line like a dog... yup guys, this happens more often than you think, just look at yourselves
a friend once said that I wasn't a real men because of my lack of interest in alcohol and cars, but george makes me proud of it
LangeE612 10 months ago 4
haha the last few lines was great
CORNP00 10 months ago
Brother George, I know you're gone, BUT if you can read this, let's add ONE MORE category. How about 'The Religious Culture'. Damn right, it's a good one, eh?? hehe!!!!!!
DedHedEddie 10 months ago
Haha you stupid fucks. You poor stupid fucks. All your bullshit talk makes his point exactly. TESTOSTERONE!!
quachimba 10 months ago 17
But in this world of severe competition and hatred men have to be manly, otherwise you will end up on the curb
frosty4700 10 months ago
Mom... I'm a woman..
Depurified 10 months ago 5
Freaky but awesome :D
JustARandomGuy95 11 months ago
war is a male thing? tell that to the pre-christian pagans, particularly in the celtic areas. their women were at least half their military and they fucked shit up, often for no reason. men aren't the problem, human nature is. if women ran the world there would still be wars. america would be in a lot more right now cuz you know when someone calls a woman fat it's ON!
uhohpenguins 11 months ago
The poor fuck... the poor, stupid fuck.
boreu2death 11 months ago
The only bit I don't like came right at the end. it's U.S.-centric. In other English-speaking countries calling someone a cunt is most certainly a unisex thing!
cuntylishus 11 months ago
he would be SOOO much funnier if he didn't use such bad language.
TheHarajukuGoober 11 months ago
@TheHarajukuGoober They're just words. It's not like he did stand-up routines at elementary schools.
soonerdave01 11 months ago
Males and females can be equally to blame for our problems. Even though males do generally cause more violence and act alot dumber, there's plenty of women who support and want to be with these nimrods , therefore justifying their behavior to continue.
I bet you if women cut off these guys and their pussy supply alot of this behavior would go away and force these men to behave like gentlemen and grownups instaed of self absorbed morons with huge egos.
Nick2703 11 months ago
Yes indeed... It's amazing how quickly they will blame everything except their justification of bad behavior with their actions, like continuing to fuck guys who barely have a shred of noticeable character. All are at fault for this ugly state of affairs. All need to take responsibility and a different perspective on remedying it.
tiberias111 11 months ago
Lol. Not all men. Just enough. Just enough to fuck things up.
Women create life. Men destroy it.
Testosterone- the worlds most lethal substance.
He was damn right!
cmdny11 1 year ago
the poorr fuck, the pooor fuck
Tredog16 1 year ago
lol..he sounds like freud. do men really feel "left out" because they can't give birth? That sounds a bit weird to me. I always thought men have it easier, cause they don't have to give birth, and don't have to be in horrible pain the first time they have sex.
NightinGal89 1 year ago
@NightinGal89 Well there are several psychologists and studies who agree with what he just said (maybe part of his argument, derived not only form deduction and life experience but also by some of these psychologies theories) such as psychologists as karen horney.
mtavares92 1 year ago
@NightinGal89 yeah and then they get to pretend they're tougher than women somehow and society believes it. sweet deal.
uhohpenguins 11 months ago
@uhohpenguins men are tougher then women. Who is mainly fighting in wars? MEN! Who is better at sports? MEN! Im sorry but men are not pretending to be stronger then women because THEY ARE!!! Look at the anatomy of a man than a woman you dumb bell!!!!!
KeepRockin55 10 months ago
@KeepRockin55 I've talked with my granddaughter about this. I tell her that women are just as strong as men, but in different ways. If you don't agree with that, try crapping a watermelon. In general, men are a bunch of pussies. Their penises are the most important body part they have and most wouldn't know a real emotion if it hit them in the nuts.
blortner 10 months ago
@KeepRockin55 and the jock sub category has spoken
TheReddisKid 9 months ago
wow! where did you think those nipples came from? hahaha
Imprezziveness 1 year ago
Though he is generally right, he is very wrong. I hate people who he describes, but that's just the way it is. There are no jokes in nature, no lies, no favor, no morals, no concious monoman. All is one and one is all. We are the result of a process that was made by the process it is. Weak things died, strong things live. Now we save everyone, and no more evolution for us.
Nemesis0300 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 Hah, 'no more evolution for us'? What makes you think that we're not dying out? Evolution takes a while to phase out a species completely.
STorpedo 1 year ago
@STorpedo I said no more evolution for us, because were are dying out and because we save the sick and retarded too much. You're agreeing with me but making an argument out of it; I don't follow.
Nemesis0300 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 Well, as subjective as this interpretation may be, you yourself must admit that that was a very confusing phrasing. No more evolution in terms of us advancing as a species, or no more evolution because we're as 'good' as a species can get? Regardless, we don't agree anymore, since you assume that the sick and mentally challenged can't be saved, or made healthy and relatively knowledgable-or so it seems to me.
STorpedo 1 year ago
@STorpedo Not that the sick can't be, but should'nt be. If we keep saving these sick than their children will be sick; they will get married and have children too. This brings apon an age of massive sickness. In mathematical terms, if this continues, than eventually everyone will be sick. Because it takes a partner to have kids, this kills a healthy and makes a sick -- Add a sick, subtract a healthy. This will lead to our doom.
Nemesis0300 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 Have you heard of dominant genes?
STorpedo 1 year ago
@STorpedo Regardless if I have, you're going to go into detail about something specific, so begin...
Nemesis0300 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 Well, that's a bit of an assumption. A bit proud of our skills of deduction and/or perception, are we? No, I wanted to point out a possible flaw within your logic, that's all, I reckon it would be in your best interests to do the research, so why would I spend my time attempting to help you when you're perfectely capable of helping yourself?
STorpedo 1 year ago
@STorpedo Perhaps. In my defense, this is not my common field of study. My research lies within the construct of the dark ocean's mystery. I now decend into the internet to find an up-to-date version of the biology term you bestowed apon me. I desire to say, " to the library ", but seeing as how I sit in front of textbook of unlimited knowledge, I say, " to google.".
Nemesis0300 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 Well, I can definitely recommend refraining from making any kind of statements in fields which are not your primary area of study-this unwarranted pride is the source of many problems, here you were, subscribing to a fairly expansive notion, without an expansive understanding of the founding concepts of the said notion-perhaps even ready to vote on a fairly drastic bill, should the option be offered, all because you'd rather save yourself a little time now, rather than a lot later.
STorpedo 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 Far too many subjects happen to be far more intricate and nuanced than expected, when you look beyond the superficial, to allow yourself any deal of complacency in the limited knowledge you may have of them. I only trust the opinions of the experts in that select field, maybe that's a worthwile advice for all, no?
STorpedo 1 year ago
@STorpedo I gotta say, I love your grammar. It's good to see a good idea put into wonderful context. And I agree for the most extent.
Nemesis0300 1 year ago
@Nemesis0300 I am happy that we are able to reach a form of agreement. All I am preaching is that one should never underestimate one's own fallabillity, being human and all.
STorpedo 1 year ago
Every time I have a though I think no one else shares, I'm surprised. George Carlin expresses my opinions EXACTLY.
Lacturu 1 year ago
Wow does he call it right. He was a great genius.
ALSFAN5 1 year ago
Very smart psychology
MJFslovak 1 year ago
uhh ...that's the definition of the American Man ....haha
but we should not generalize
BagoGarde 1 year ago 33
@BagoGarde "Not all men, Just enough, Just enough to fuck things up"
YOU shouldn't generalize.
Maybelater1018 11 months ago 4
@BagoGarde lol you just generalized the American man
FearlessMongoose 11 months ago
@FearlessMongoose
yep!
BagoGarde 11 months ago
@BagoGarde It's everyone. lol.
nottheonlysinner 9 months ago
@BagoGarde no , we should , because this IS the general population , you should rephrase to , "but there are exceptions" and usually the exceptions don't feel targeted .
but then again neither do the morons , oh well ...
i'm just going to generalize.
c1eLno1r 8 months ago
I've had a dad for half my life. And yeah, it's all true.
capella1234 1 year ago
he forgot the video game sub-culture and the music sub-culture
horbergaren 1 year ago
love the pictures, great stuff
horbergaren 1 year ago
One of Carlin's best, right here.... Gotta' love it.
DayMare2000 1 year ago
George is awarded +1 to the internetz.
riot848 1 year ago
@riot848 more like +∞
homevidman1000 1 year ago
i see alot of people pretty frustated about this...and thats a good thing . i dont agree with all of what he said but... unfortunatly more than half is acurate . and this is by personal experience.
ViniHendrix23 1 year ago 30
@ViniHendrix23 what dont you agree about?
GTXMAN 9 months ago
FUCK that! i'd hug my friends and my dad! shit, i'd even give them a reach around! fuck it!
gaffneyyy 1 year ago 4
@gaffneyyy YOUR gay...George Carlin is accurate in all of what he said for this. Although he is politically incorrect. Politically corect people do not slander, attack, cuss, or tell the truth in any way, nor do they physically move in any way.
Jaddeel 1 year ago
@Jaddeel
Not gay at all. and no, He is not accurate in everything. For instance: It's an old myth that we are all female for a certain period in the womb. It was propagated decades ago by primitive research, based on appearences. Sex of the child is decided at conception by the male sperm. This is a scientific fact. The only reason we have nipples is because the x chromasomes are not overridden, as males must be able to produce both x and y chromasomes to decide the sex of potential offspring.
gaffneyyy 1 year ago
@gaffneyyy I don't believe your pathetic defense...and the science-y stuff is bull, were modified women, shitty as hell modifications, but we're still modified. nothing beats Georges logic, although POLITICALLY incorrect.
Jaddeel 1 year ago
@Jaddeel
You are wrong. It is decided at birth in human embryos by the males sperm. You can find evidence if you care to look. Read some books, find some research, find well established facts. This info is very easy to find. Google will give you the same facts of someone I know- .a tutor with a PhD in developmental Biology. I think I will side with him and the previous research and long established fact, thank you very much.
You are wrong.
gaffneyyy 1 year ago
@gaffneyyy At BIRTH, you dipshit! Screw your head on correctly next time. While you're at it, fix your story.
Jaddeel 1 year ago
@Jaddeel
It's at conception and that is the truth end of story.
gaffneyyy 1 year ago
@gaffneyyy Rationallity is lost on you isn't it? Or maby some-one dropped you too many times as an infant...the dopped people are stupid too, but understandably so. Likely the former. Besides, your story doesen't hold up for you: "Men are mofified females." Where does that say that our percieved genders were not, at some point, one...or say that they ever were? It only states that females mighthave been, and likely were, the master copy. Also that men were modified from this design.
Jaddeel 1 year ago
@gaffneyyy It also means that this modification was before the research, allowing our story to hold up due to other drastic (and occasionally obvious) changes over time, for instance: how did a whale get a bonestructure almost completely reseved for wings? Or the flightless birds? What about them? Were THEY always like that? It's likely that flight became pointless, and they stopped.
Even IF these were ALWAYS like this then their ORIGINAL designs are apparent.
Jaddeel 1 year ago
@Jaddeel
As interesting as evolution is, there is no eveidence so far to show anything other than what I have said. At this point, the only fact is what we are not, and parts of what we are. This is getting rather obscure. Like I say, you can find the evidence.
Peace
gaffneyyy 1 year ago
@gaffneyyy On another note, When will Jesus Christ (and MY father says Jesus's REAL name is Yashua) bring the pork chops?
Jaddeel 1 year ago
Good bit GC, fuck the rest of you assjacks.
LibJusPiz00Cast 1 year ago 4
I think this stereotyping is true...call it stereotype all you want, but its true, so all you happy voters defending yourself, whatever. I'm with george.
DrDopehat 1 year ago
im a guy and i agree with him, compared to the girls we screw up the world way more
CaptainComposte 1 year ago
We all know how often George Carlin followed fads! How easily influenced he was too! Seriously, shut the fuck up. Carlin probably shit more brain cells than comprise the contents of your hollow little skull. You're an anachronism. In 50 years your alpha male philosophy will be as offense as Nazism, and rightly so. What a load of shit you spout. Verbal Diarrhea.
StarlessL5 1 year ago
Sounds like George hit you a little too close to home, capnwabbit. LOSER!
mishagirl69 1 year ago
@mishagirl69 Loser? I'm the guy semi-retired on a tropical island, making money in a pair of shorts with a laptop, when I feel like it. I work around 4 hours a week and make a lot more than you do - and I'm married to a gorgeous babe who fully supported my work as IMN chairman. I am literally the only guy I know who has fully realized their dreams; that doesn't stop me realizing how hard so many guys have it, or indeed men in general. Some save whales, I save male. So shove it up your ass.
Capnwabbit 1 year ago
@Capnwabbit Adopt me? :(
kageromaru 1 year ago
This is a spot on analysis of the pre-feminists American macho culture, a culture which still persists in certain spheres of society (read: Frat Houses). It doesn't take into account the new culture that reacted to that older culture, though, the culture that resulted from the semblance of hegemony a wayward, vulgarized, popular feminism achieved beginning around the early nineties, and there's a whole new slew of problems that result from the new one and need to be considered. Dialectics.
JamboCordoba 1 year ago
How about compared to other women (oh, yes, it slipped my mind, women don`t count, right?) Anyway, still in a light-hearted tone I say, have a good one! :D [Just in case you haven`t yet noticed, my whole idea in replying to your comments is not to enter the ludicrous debate about men and women, and who`s worse, but to argue that the whole idea of the discussion is absurd..
dochiaz 1 year ago
Unless it's an alpha male, then he's called a "dick". :D
tiecuando 1 year ago
Man I wish george carlin was my dad
Fastblade113 1 year ago
I partly agree with George here.
I'm not turning gay
FrankPMartel 1 year ago
@FrankPMartel Good, stay straight. ^_^
kageromaru 1 year ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
There's a pretty good antidote to testosterone, named cyproterone acetate. It should be obligatory.
popgrafix 1 year ago
Fuck you George, this wasn't funny and it wasn't deep or insightful, it was shallow stereotypical crap pushed by femi-nazis and their cling-ons. Disappointing.
Capnwabbit 1 year ago
@Capnwabbit George was from a different generation. And if you didn't identify with any of that, you're spoiled.
futuremusician728 1 year ago
@futuremusician728 Yeah, the generation where the femi-nazis peaked. Here my boy Gearge was just being a cling-on and going with the fad, which is a shame. Sure I 'identify' with it, more than you'll know, as I studied this stuff for 10 years and was a leader of an internantional men's rights movement. This is BS stereotyping. For example most crims and rapists have LOW levels of testosterone. Blaming men for the positions and behavior society pushes them into isn't deep or profound, it's BS.
Capnwabbit 1 year ago
@Capnwabbit Men`s right movement??? Society pushes men into being rapists??? Wow...this is just a mind-blowing, twisted and utterly wicked leap of logic
dochiaz 1 year ago
@dochiaz Well your reply was certainly a leap of logic, twisting a chemical issue into a social one. Two different points, 1. That testosterone is not to blame 2, Many of the things men get blamed for are hardly their choice. Obviously rape doesn't fit that - but false accusations certainly do. That you didn't even know of the existence of the men's rights movement shows how little attention men's rights get. Have a guess how many rape accusations are false, as just one example? You're clueless
Capnwabbit 1 year ago
@Capnwabbit Have a guess in how many instances the reaction to a woman being rapped is `well, she was askin` for it` and you`ll see why your men`s right movement is a cruel joke. Maybe in your small, politically-correct bubble of a world, populated by the dreaded femi-nazis, there is such a thing as men (the ultimate privileged category on Earth) being sniff sniff, persecuted. We, the rest of the world, are not that (un)lucky. Unlike you, I`m not going to end my argument in an insult.
dochiaz 1 year ago
@dochiaz "the ultimate privileged category on Earth"? Yeah, I guess that's why 85% of the homeless are men, why men make up over 90% of workplace deaths, why men are drafted when women aren't and why they're the last to leave a sinking ship etc etc. Oh, feel the privilege! Sure, most of the obviously powerful are men (and attract women like flies) but most men have no power. Look at the lives of the majority of men and tell me what "privileges" they have?
Capnwabbit 1 year ago
The ultimate privilege is that you take a lot of things for granted I guess. And every time your whims and wishes are not met, you blame someone.All the stats you`ve listed (besides the fact that they might be pulled out of your ass, since you didn`t provide a source I can refer to, to verify your statements), are mostly proof of the consequences of poor choices. Men are drafted because it is their fellow men who decide they want to have a showdown with other men (it`s your business, guys!).
dochiaz 1 year ago
@dochiaz Yeah, that'll make a man drafted feel better. Getting drafted against your will? That's because of "poor choices". I'm starting to guess you're female, as your "logic" is absurd.
Capnwabbit 1 year ago
@Capnwabbit See, I know you`re a guy because you start belittling your opponent in a discussion, either disqualifying their argument, or by intimidating them if they say something you don`t like. I don`t remember calling you names and using harsh language...wait, I was actually civil and nice in pointing out my arguments. Oh, well...
dochiaz 1 year ago
@Capnwabbit
Not my concern but this trowing in my opinion I agree wih you if there was A draft going.
NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 1 year ago
@dochiaz Sure, men invented the draft and men decided it ought only to apply to men. But I don't think lumping all men into the same category as the men who actually have the power (historically aristocrats, then government officials, and now increasingly corporate executives) is accurate or at all productive. You and I have a lot more in common in relation to Rupert Murdoch than Rupert Murdoch has in common with me in relation to you.