Borat - How to be English Gentleman

[MrSuperdanielo]

'' please you can touch no problem '' hahahahahhahhha!!

[JuiceDCodeR]

HAHAHAH!! Borat is the best!!

[inuyakino]

T_T --> XD KAHAHAHAHAHA

[HowYea]

Wai you laf at me?

[embran]

note to all "gentleman's" in this video. Gentleman always button up his jacket while standing, especially when talking to other people.

[ghost6813]

You have nice tits.

[TalonMercenary]

the background laughing is so annoying

[MrXastura]

what are you doing???

fuckkkkkkkkkkk..lmfao

[westnblu]

kisses men but shakes hands with women!! funny stuff

[Romulus123]

''With the one with the shaveeee pussy''

lmao

[mikaeel899]

people who like animal to make love is a SICK !!! classic!

[dawityos]

my god laughing tapes kill everything...

[LordNelson87]

awesome

[SSNK101]

@FunnyGeisha lol, I agree, however, I think Americans are more social and make good friends, I am neither English nor American.

[flalondon]

his name is Peter stringfellow....he owns a gentlemans club called stringfellow and also another one called peppermint

ps. he is a dickhead

[wrinklederph]

tits

[SmexyEman]

what is the name of the guy that does the jacuzzi scene? whats his name

[flalondon]

@SmexyEman his name is Peter stringfellow....he owns a gentlemans club called stringfellow and also another one called peppermint

ps. he is a dickhead

[championofcathay]

"People who like a animal to make love is-a sick!"

[championofcathay]

Who is the long haired guy with the gentlemen's club? I'm not from Britain so I don't know his name but I've seen him in a movie. Is he very famous?

[MsTommyknocker]

it's not midnight sun it's midday sun

[flalondon]

@MsTommyknocker his name is Peter stringfellow....he owns a gentlemans club called stringfellow and also another one called peppermint

ps. he is a dickhead

[MsTommyknocker]

he come in with beautiful lady with shaved pussy

[hiphopmaster8000]

are you gay ?

i don't think so

you should ask my wife :D:D:D

[mogil]

please you can touch

[mogil]

@mogil no problem you can touch

[GuitarCovers2112]

so say something that you like about me....

err.. eh.. nice tits!

[GuitarCovers2112]

.. who will teach me how to flirt.. so that i can do an a sex with english girl.. hmm

XD

[Erannzz]

HAHAHAHA , Shaved pussy.... hilarious

[ElJefeNL]

No we don't do horses :P

[hermione1998]

the actor who plays borat has an english accent

[BENKATOK]

@hermione1998 Borat is from Kazakhstan. He's a journalist, not an actor.

[ElJefeNL]

@BENKATOK What the hell are you thinking :P

[Zeka109]

@BENKATOK Look up Sacha Baron Cohen and stop being so naive...he played borat

[akisgs]

stringfellow club...lol

[Nachalnika]

please you can touch ! yes with shaven pussy !

[s7as]

no problem... please u  can touch...

[mastaace604]

HHAHAHAH!!! "so i can do a sex with english girl. mmmm."

[aziqbal]

we dont do horse!! hahaha

[xxSxBxx]

fours comfortable, six is a crowd :)

[Incubus121212]

I'm so fucking pissed Cohen retired Borat...why God why?

[phoenix1O1]

@Incubus121212 because he got in alot of trouble with kazaksthan for it they hate him :P

[bimsinator]

is there any water left, when there are 6 people in this baththube??

lol

[aziqbal]

we dont horses hahahahahahahhah aso funy

[usedcarsales]

hello, you want to do with a sex, please

[ChechenPride]

It is a fantastic...ROFL!

[MarceloLaraM]

hahahaha wow, he is a genious

[ilyichramirez]

We certainly don't approve this at all.

[smellofpoo69]

hahahah he says shaved pussy twice haha

[RoyKenyan]

4 is comfortable, 6 is a crowd lol

[Viconiuz]

".. with shaved pussy" lol

[robtos1]

you have a nice tits LOL!

[Zpmawd]

We all have had homosexual experience in school doctor checkup.

[00JakeR00]

No that was just your doctor.

[jaegermeister32]

I don't know what doctor you go to...

[mysticmeg111]

@Zpmawd-get your head straight young man. A CHeck up by the school doctor is an objective clinical workup -not a sexual experience. The MD checks for herniation of the bowel into the scrotal sac and if found to be a positive result then surgical intervention is advised. It is an asexual examination.

[werwar666]

borat is awesome but the laughing tape kills it for me :/

[kempouk]

@werwar666

where are all these people who are laughing, are they behind the camera man ?

[RantNRavinFection]

@kempouk

the episode is taped in front of a live audience like the chappelle show or mad tv....those were the original british episodes.

[siobhancfc1988]

Does any one not realise the actor who plays borat is from england duhhhhhhhhhhh

[michael0089]

the intro music kick ass!!!!:))))))comunist way!!!!

[saudnasse]

this guy is full of win lol

[DINARA120194]

To hell Borat((((((((((((((((((((

[armagodon300]

eh..SHAVE POOSY !  =D

[gnr19802]

This was when he was at his best, i think he got a bit too crazy after but still funny, i guessed he had to with americans

[player1989klkl]

" Iam not problem ! please you can touch"

[ArmeniaN897]

i died from laughter when he started cracking up

[EJDevon]

By watching this video you can tell why Cohen needed to go to America.

[MarceloLaraM]

hahaha wow

[staptry]

See the last part of the video to see how stuck up the English are.

[Ultima770]

There are stereotypes in every country. In England they are stuck up. In Ireland they are terrorists. In Holland they have whores, in Belgium they have... whores. In France they have assholes. In Spain they have civil wars. In Portugal they have Angola. In Italy they have Fascism. In Greece they have naked statues. In Switzerland they have lots of money. In Germany they have nazi. In Scandinavia they have snow. In Belgium they have mountains. In Luxembourg they have nothing.

[innocentbutcher41]

in Belgium they have...whores

Hahahahahaha

[broniuzz]

and what we have in Lithuania? :)

[Ultima770]

Loners. They are always alone.

[NuxingFutz]

In Australia kangaroos walk around getting eaten by koalas.

[slitherbomb]

holy shit i should visit holland

[pw3uk]

...and Belgium.

[adamturner123]

and luxemburg ,and enland , south east is nice, and viena , and paris and rome,basically antwhere with ritz-carlton starwood or fourseasons or st regis hotels

[notblondeswede]

LOL to how you named a bunch of countries and then...Scandinavia. Which is THREE countries. ^^

[Ultima770]

oops, I mean Bulgaria, they have mountains

[NuxingFutz]

I know. Me and my mate ( from Australia ) were playing xbox live and we raced two English guys, and we lost one race and after they are like "You're bad, you're bad" then we won the other two races and they left. Just shows they can't stand losing a fair game.

[MWTV1]

Do you realise that that is two people and not a whole country.

[porkandbeans1991]

my opinion are, as usual; you will be destroy

[tongandennis]

australia is home of puppetry of the penis

[anwarior]

i think this is in the begining of the borat charcter sasha doesnt have him down pat

[klubbansmakarkuk]

we do not do with horse

[emsjv]

LOL VERY EXCITING

[Sconz32]

beautiful lady.. with shaved pussy..

[nicksagey]

best bit(Y)

[zzmac421]

@Sconz32

Please... you can touch. lol

[KiPl3r]

Damn it's so easy to see how stuck up americans actually are (borats usual targets) compared to the english.

[kmvoss]

People really need to stop the ignorant contrasts between nations. Sorry but you aren't qualified to make such inference.

[SoheleTV]

danm them clothes that he makes him wear are actually pretty danm nice

[rub3nski]

hes much funnier on americans

[KiPl3r]

thats because americans are easy targets for this kind of thing

[Doctrinius]

Seemed like a nice enough bunch. Until I heard that they don't consider homosexuals gentlemen, that's definitely a bigoted and irrational view of things. Personally, I don't think bigots make very good "gentlemen", but that's might just be me.

[crossie2003]

That's mainly the old-fashioned people though ;)

[Doctrinius]

I'm only addressing the people who hold that view, of course, anything else would be nonsensical.

Slavery used to be a tradition as well, being old fashioned doesn't excuse immoral behavior.

[crossie2003]

I'm not saying it does. I'm just pointing out that modern English people don't think like that. Though that's why it's funny.

[Doctrinius]

Of course they don't. Where did you get the idea that I was talking about English people in general? I was talking about the people *in this video.* I thought that was pretty obvious.

[crossie2003]

Because the people in this video are English...I was just making a passing comment, no need to read so much into it.

[Dubbel777]

BORAT is GOD!!

[knufzzaj]

borat is great

[Ethaniel82]

"I dont think so, but youd better ask my wife" I LOVE ENGLISH PEOPLE :D

[hippyhunny]

the english are way less uptight in all the borat vids

[noventar]

this is so funny it's beautiful

[wout112]

The english people respond much better on Borat then the yanks do.

[YouNoop]

"with shaved pussy"

[chawk111]

The guy on the right at the end is nice. He's trying to help Borat out.

[iTIRAMSUx]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOINGG?!"

PMSL.

[RubbaBusta]

Foreign people are always funnier than people in ur own country.Wonder why?

[Pur3knight56]

Hes English?

[gatheringleaves]

Because of their different lifestyles I guess

[DirtyPsycho69]

'no problem, you can touch' hahaha

[30Galleons]

"You laugh! I am a twit?"

[Vorobiev69]

i do with a horses

[DanialWali]

I don't get the joke about the mad dog and English gentlmen...

[kksf1979]

its an english expression/phrase

[DanialWali]

No shit, but what does it mean?

[kksf1979]

Shit, actually I did not listen to it properly. The proper expression is 'only mad dogs and english go out in the midday sun'. It means only they are stupid enough to go out at the hottest part of the day.

[3vErsman]

ROFL no we do not do with horses

[Cannabinoidl]

wtvr Sacha Cohen has a huge repertoire

[devilsown18]

wats a repertoire =s

[BatoNY65]

In the U.S. Borat visits Republicans, and in Britain he visits Tories. He'd be a lot funnier if he expanded his repertoire a bit.

[panthrfan1]

never seen this!...funny

[tropigal1]

stringfellow's such a balloon head lol

[soapyzombies]

I hate the background laughing.

[siobhancfc1988]

It was part of the ali-g show . He also played ali-g lol uno were he takes the piss out of people from here who think their jamican .....

[MrSmokinitup]

people who think they are jamaican?

do you mean white kids or wot?

[siobhancfc1988]

yeah white kids from here who think their black lol cuz the majority of black people from england have jamican roots lol so they use jamican words in with there slang and the white kids who think its cool do the same thing lol

[MrSmokinitup]

yeh im actually bajan not jamaican but you right most black people here are caribbean

is this in london you talkin about

i never really heard no white people goin on like that in manchester still

[siobhancfc1988]

Anywhere in genral lol Idk i noticed how some white people in nottingham do lol just like the odd words like wog1 and stufff like that lol like my bro does lol

[marcinos998998]

veri nice:D

[xxxDAPROBLEMxxx]

haha yay this was one i hadnt seen! xD very nice!

[unikkatilFORlife]

the song in the beginning is albanian! !

[Thebritishgent]

It's very funny. Funnier still when he ribs the yanks.

[pao160]

plz You can touch

[kkaamils]

amazing......he is genious

[mendezN14]

Your a Wugwam!!! U tink Everytineiry! Check it chocolate face, west stains is well massive! BO!

[daimyo2]

what does the blonde guy say "yes the idea of my gentlemen's is a different...." ? i cant understand that part :)

[banjodeluxe]

different connotation, it means you understand it in a different way

[abomashi123]

lmao 2:01

[crystaldiamante]

ehh one with a shaved poosy LMAO!!!!!!!

[ozzythekid1984]

"...beautiful woman, with shaved pussy..."

*old dude smirks*

[ShadowReubenKee]

Funny, so, if you're homosexual, you can't possibly be a gentleman. That indeed is VERY strange. I often get to hear that i am SUCH a gentleman, and i'm homosexual. Guess that proves those cuntjuice slobbers wrong. ^^

Love ya Borat Sagdiyev!

[astrastyle]

after how many minutes can i ask to do sex lol

[Vektruscen]

'You have nice tits' OMFG LMFAO HAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHHAAA

[EMBARLIA]

can u tell me the name (or a video of youtube) of the initial song of this video? plss

[davitroykeane]

no proooooooooblem u can touch

[notfunny1248]

what is the very first song called?

[rebrotho10]

cool ;)

[AtoSVK]

whats the name of the song at the beginning?

[amiroged]

3:4!

[HosyHose]

nice girls with shaved "poosy" loool

[satensonlysoldier]

no problem,you keep touch, lol =p

[SerbChetnik]

hehe

[kiril4real]

best borat video and acting ever!!!!

[thechidg]

Very Nice!

[fact7ho]

This is original Borat. I personally think it is the best of Borat - Ali G series 1?

[binary0011]

please, you can touch.

[SevasTra132]

Lamo! This video is very Niiiice.

[Johan2793]

IT`s NICE

[Toure87]

no problem please, you can touch! ahahhahaha

[SuperHoops13]

"horses for corses" " no i do no do the horsy....people who do animal are SICK"!!! lol borat is a joka

[tonksred]

great video

[Drumsttg]

LOL

[Toure87]

what err..what er u do?

hahahaha

[StarryEyedSymphony]

lol

[xa2008atl]

lolol yeah very kool

[hejhs]

no porblem, u can touch

[alex2u]

if you watch my video please RATE it!!! thank you