How does the Timeline of Facebook (tutorial)

[KEEVVY]

May be I like facebook, but I hate this shity guy that invented it & his new stupid ideeas, I advice all to not install that shit you will be unable to remove it afther, because this mutherfuker didn't think to crate a way to disable it.

[oa1490]

He definitely chose the right career path..but he should stay behind the scenes

[appsmi158]

Timeline is shit!

[omghai2u]

they clapped because they felt bad for the aspie

[KTKristiey]

I LOVE timeline, It's so much fun to play around with and use ♥

All of you dick heads are fucking negative.

[TheJiffy100]

@KTKristiey ur a dumbass

[KTKristiey]

@TheJiffy100 Why thank you :) I know... ;)

[ThatDudeinAZ]

Theres stuff everywhere IT SUCKS!!

[Sterlinglh16]

REALLY? ALLL MY ABBS? WHAT A LIES!. WOW FUKTIME REALLY F/SUCKKS

[Sterlinglh16]

AND WE'R CALING IT FUKTIME! I ALSO WANT JUST WANT MY OLD FBLOOK BACK !;(

[ronssineymar21]

how do u get it?

[TheFashionista773]

i dont like that dude :/

[AssaultPig]

Timeline is bullshit and i cant remove it >:(

[afrundzhyan75]

@AssaultPig me too

[afrundzhyan75]

@AssaultPig i asked them they said its there 4 good

[chitownangie1]

look and easy.

[TerrorDGAF]

This homo is so damn excited for nothing . . .

[BoCichuniec]

If you don't like this STOP USING FACEBOOK instead of complaining

[TheMightehMosh]

Honesly, the new Facebook just looks ghetto, nasty and cluttered AS FUCK!

The old one worked just fine I don't see why change something that's already good.

Sometimes, keeping it simple is all the people really want.

[joseph1748]

I think that's a very good event, what he just did. Put a big like for this [Like]

[MrDaccal]

bajini sikim de gorek indi neteri cixaq buu timeline'den ?????????

[xShinyIce]

Working on it for 4 year ?? my ass just give the old facebook back or you will get fucked in the ass just like myspace

[Sadikul]

WE WANT OLD SHIT BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCK OFF ....WITH UR FOTO AND UR FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT IDIOT U ARE .....

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK­KKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SHIT

[issacnewton2685]

lol I got rid of my facebook a while back. I heard a few friends complaining about this new "Timeline" and how it sucks and yap yap yap. I know alot of people who deleted their accounts over this. pretty nuts eh....

[ronthomasbethel]

wow mark is a great guy-google plus engineers should learn from him !!!!hahahhaha

[TheShamrock102]

makes it difficult to identify who is the clone or not if the clone knows all the past of the original

[TheShamrock102]

weird there's just 2 things that got into my head watching this: focused Mark with the background "demon, demon beats all" and him saying "welcoming the Beast to the family". Aside from the fact that this is all self-glorification parading your entire life. Makes you vulnerable. Very very dangerous...

[Zecadadega]

timeline sucks!!!! how i have back normal aspect?

[veraluciaxxx]

My fb home page did not show the new timeline yet,but when it does,i will leave fb.And who cares about,timeline anyways?sharing what you have done 10,20,30,years ago?

[Ozryat11]

plain and simple .. thats why i like it!

not this bebo layout ish...

[bbkui]

what we need on facebook is nice and simple .. thats all ..

[SCOKEN100]

Can't even watch the rest of the video, all I'm thinking about is how to Remove this Timeline

[517angelo]

should of been named faketumblr

[gojoe36]

Timeline...or BLOG LAYOUT as the REST OF THE WORLD CALLS IT...what an idiot!

[playerkiller0111]

Facebook is trying to monitor us. Dont put too much info on your facebook account. I think there on to something

[TheShamrock102]

@playerkiller0111 yup! they want to be able to know the person's entire identity. then clone???

[MsStarFlow56]

I hate timeline -.-. It gives me a headache .

[WillyFro1]

FOR FUCK SAKE!!!! I JUST WANT MY OLD FUCKING PROFILE BACK. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK. I mean it looked cool at first but now.... ITS FUCKEN SHIT!!!

[bones007]

shit-line woohooooo now take it bk to normal line 

[Kayy2xo]

i think its a cool way to view your life..but i im not sure id like others viewing it as much.. thats a lottttt of information. its so easy for people to know your whole life without even telling them.. personally, if i want someone to know my life story, id make them work for it and become a real friend.. not everyone deserves to know every part of you.. especially not all these creepers! but hey.. if you want your whole life to be known and shared with people you hard all means.

[nicuneculai]

WHAT ??? THIS IDIOT MADE FACEBOOK ? I CAN T BELIVE...I WILL DELETE MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT !...MAN , YOU DON T HAVE SENSE OF HUMOR AT ALL !!! MY GRANDMOTHER IS MUCH FUNNY WHEN SHE DOESN'T DO NOTHING !!! FUCK TIMELINE !!!

[nirvana613]

nobody's going to use facebook their whole life so whatchu talkin bout bitch ?!

[RamsesFresco]

The timeline Is FUCK



[AdamStOfficial]

worst f****** thing to happen on fb

[xsandsnowx]

To all those who dont like timeline like me, just wait a few months and it'll change again.

[ed4toes]

this is sick

[sipaub]

shut a fuck up

[sipaub]

this zukerberg is stupid son of a bitch, who gives a damn of somebody years of life, he's stupid billionair, and that's just shame.

[pigglywiggly1984]

fucking idiot!! timeline blows. love the awkward waiting his does for applause. piece of shit

[ncjurado]

gay

[warlock399]

is it just me or is he reading the speech :S

[EpiclyCrazyy]

TImeline is Insane!!

[digger319]

This Shit sucks!! You took something that was so simple and complicated the Hell out of it !! For a Genius you're pretty damn stupid to take something that wasn't broke and tear it up. If this is what the future of Facebook is you just gave Myspace a shot in the arm.

[MrJoatz]

I HATE timeline and really am thinking of deleting my profile!

[AnimeDubLovers]

i fucking hate timeline

[CaliforniaRaisens]

LOL, the people who clapped must have been paid a lot!

[Mjlovexoxo]

Horrible, just an awful way to ruin a good thing! too bad!

[danielogorman123]

a load of crap timeline mark zuckerberg u asshole

[StaceyTaylorNet]

Somebody poke him please

[tsenoj2000]

i like TIMELINE

[chickenfire100]

TIMELINE SUCKS!!! I WANT THE OLD FB!!!

[Blastbarnacle]

First it was called "program languages." Then they were called "code" and now they're called "engineering?"

Has writing programs evolved into engineering? Really? REALLY?

I also loved when this guy evolved the word "brainstorming" into "hack."

[DeyaIV]

maybe this TIMELINE is going to be the end of the Facebook era LOL!. All the excitement he has put in to it, nobody likes it.

[DATBOYHENNy]

how do you get it off -.-

[ValmisFilm]

did they get money for clapping?

[xZyKaa]

NO ONE LIKES THIS PIECE OF SHIT !! ITS A WASTE OF HIS FUCKING YEAR ..

[87stwallace]

Timeline sucks

[Nazboyjerk]

FUCK FACEBOOK I CAN'T EVEN SEE MY OWN POST -.- 

[Jesus13pixie]

he tries to make a joke and no one laughs epic fail 6:22

[Czamine73]

I am Czamine, I like Youtube, I act like Kaoru Matsubara in PPGZ xD.

That's it. We don't need Timeline.

[djmixin1]

Its all about YOUTUBE!!!!!!! lol 

[miguelconde8]

I hate time line its horrible. its not user friendly, ecatcly why I stopped using Myspace, mabye i'll try something new



[ch4ng0le0n]

time line is a piece of shitttt !!! Google + !!!

[SteveSparx]

OVERRATED

[MrRainbowTacos]

Facebook was the only thing that made him cool, and he has destroyed that, not just for him, but for everyone else who got sucked into it

[thunderheadsquadron]

he said the cover photo so you can express who you are then the picture of dog comes up lol

[Czamine73]

@thunderheadsquadron

lol xD

[Sibzzzy]

the only problem I have with it is the fact that I can't control it, I can't move anything about, just seems like it's all over the place otherwise I like the look of it.

[brianmarker]

lol hes tryin to be steve jobs so bad

[clubxtrm]

i think ppl getting paid to clap for crap

[clubxtrm]

why did i hit the timecrap app. is there any way to go back.

[iKelvinDias]

nobody laughs at his jokies :{

[Falconbase1]

Like everything in innovation, change is not easy...I like this presentation...he reminds me of Steve Jobs and his excitement of a new product...Great for Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GravesGaming]

"Express who you are"... The 90s are over, people don't wanna see old pictures of themselves drunk 4 years ago.

[ErikOnEarth]

i still have that tie, hah hah hah... *awkward silence;

[anisr9]

Fuck Timecrap :(((

[clubxtrm]

@anisr9 amen

[sooda91]

this is sick... why do we want a storyline of our life. serious.. we want just share pictures, comment, chat - just that.. nothing else.. jesus

[Jack626122]

@sooda91 Agree, Facebook should be simple and easy to use not with all this shit

[sweetlover2010]

its no cool ! to complicated ! stop playing kiddo.

[Pixton024]

I find it horrible the Timeline of Facebook

[FuneralForCassie]

Facebook will fall when this timeline become the new format. It simply look likes a low class blogsite sort of. I miss the facebook when it's still simple.

[MyHipHopTunes]

Is there no way to hide ALL posts from like the year 2009, I don't want people seeing that! Anybody help me out?

[Genesis2turbo]

Why don't they simply let the USER choose the format they want!

[Genesis2turbo]

Fuck this; I finally liked a change they made, and now they change it to Myspace. Fuck facebook.

[FuckL0vE18]

-.- HATE!..timeline!!

[DWcriticism]

Now this is the dumbest fucking idea ever...Go ahead spill your guts tell the world your life store and open those big doors to identity theft...Im sure theres criminals out there right now thinking on ways to use this option to there advantage..Im saying if your really looking for trouble go right ahead and use this timeline..

[mariatinaza]

@DWcriticism just dont simply add people to ur list then..

[eduussop]

Timeline is nice ! Keep it up Mark!