Awesome Porn Acting

[brendonyeah]

that was 5 minutes of hell, lol

[gensu3k1]

4 years later and still one of the 10 greatest things I've seen on youtube

[EugeneJohnBellida]

@gensu3k1 I am touched by your comment...

[starkfist]

So was it possible to drop her off near there???

[JK47Tubing]

LMAO!!! It's something about this that makes you laugh the more you hear it. Now I'm gonna have nightmares XD

[flowertrue]

Thumbs up if you came here by the CRACKED . com article. Porn makes me LOLerz

[elijahcider]

When I first watched the video it had 330,100 views....

[MrSupermarioOG]

HAHAHHAHAH CANT stop crying its tooo funny

[JasonMann8]

thumbs if u watched the whole thing

[JasonMann8]

dubstep this shit

[Bucs211]

Her name is Marie Sharp and this is from a Swedish Erotica clip from either 1981 or 1982. He indeed does drop her off and the scene ends with a facial.

[MK88N0M4D]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[modtwo2]

The longer this goes the funnier it gets!

[GunGemini]

Marie sharp i think. Or Amy Allsion.

DAMN GIRL lay off the blow

[dFace2008bc]

I understand that this is hilarious, but for the love of god WHY 5 MINUTES?

[EugeneJohnBellida]

@dFace2008bc I know...it should have been 10!!!

[themightycelestial]

I'd dropped her off near there.

[Morphindel]

why is this so funny! haha

[absolvscharizard]

I like the part where she said "Um, would it be possible to drop me off near there, I live right near there, my roommate just dropped me off"

[PufferBluntman]

faffati fiffy fuffady fafardere faf faddy fof dropped me off

[oobaby85]

love the epic porn music after they line is over lmao.

[semperfisemperceler]

can someone send me the full video :)

[vagyrgr]

my brain.

my brain is feeling numbsdfcbghtyu65e

[SergioSource]

even in porn they never shut up XD

[ronaldraymond2]

saw the original of this once...what also doesn't make sense is that the guy she's talking to does bring her back home. when they arrive, her roommates have gone on vacation - right after dropping her off?

[HerschelPhinkleberg]

hahaha 3:29

[muza3000]

It doesnt make sense at all!

[polarbear35353]

It's hypnotic @ @

[mburstino]

Educational

[chabagan]

ohwoulditbepossibletodropmeoff­nearthereiliverightneartheremy­roommatejustdroppedmeoff

[kaseysospacey]

This broke my mind

[WolfWhite95]

This is better than porn :D

[Baileycake92]

This gets funnier the more I watch it, and I just don't know why!

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Lmao the music!

[MrAidanpark]

I have spent the WHOLE DAY watching this. no joke. What is it about this video?

[xenariz]

i wanna see the original :O

[Forthias]

rofl... this made me want to cry... porn shouldn't ever cross into acting

[MarcoMinnemann]

now after 5 min watching and listening to her with this awesome bass, I'm attracted to her

[Power2theFlyingV]

repetition makes me horny :p

[Power2theFlyingV]

Wow, it's like a freakin trance

[icantfindb]

YESS!!!! ahahhaha

[KampferXeon]

Oh my God. That was awesome.

[Lioyd1rving]

You know, this actually sounds more realistic than in most movies. In movies, everyone speaks crystal-clear and nicely written even though they're supposed to be making it up as they go, which is something very few people can do in real life.

[DrRoy1]

@Lioyd1rving Yep. Movies usually do stylized dialogue that way because the repetition, stuttering, and/or long pauses [not to mention cramming words together :) ] is distracting, so it's actually kind of disarming to hear people talk in the movies like they do in real life.

[farhannius]

I quit my job and left my wife and family to watch this all day

[EugeneJohnBellida]

voted up sir...

[imperialpilotx]

@farhannius haha

[CYBERxBULLY]

yeah right stop BSing me

[miraeja]

i like the part when she says, ""Um, would it be possible to drop me off near there, I live right near there, my roommate just dropped me off"

[filthynumber1]

From this video, I gather that she just got dropped off by someone who she lives with, and she lives in a close proximity to the destination where she is asking to be taken.

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[y3k23k]

WAIT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?!

[EugeneJohnBellida]

@y3k23k he drops her off near there because she lives right near there...what did you expect?

[wojamo]

@y3k23k  He fixes the plumbing?

[AlannaGabby]

Haha, I love how so many people watched this. And how I still am too.

[geekorthodox9]

better than the dialogue is the backing music

[tvgirlnyc]

could somebody spell what she's saying?

[Waxfiretape]

Ya wer can I get this movie , wat I'd the name?

[WillemWorks]

LOL @ 2:57.

Best.. Bit.. Ever!!!

[Seththeone99]

would it be possible to drop me off near there? i live right near there, my roommate just dropped me off...

[BerkeleyBuilt]

why did i watch this whole video????

[3942842346]

Is there any place I could download this for free? The girl is smokin' and I'd like to see the rest of this lol.

[pootypootpooter]

Her name is Marie Sharp and this is from an early 80's Swedish Erotica Loop called Dick...Tation. Seriously!

There is other funny dialog in it too, especially the "fellatio" lines.

[EugeneJohnBellida]

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

[kungfudude]

@pootypootpooter Link? I can' t find anything on this. Cheers!

[Monarch3436]

@pootypootpooter God bless you pootypootpooter. You are brilliant! :)

[chugworth111]

@pootypootpooter I knew I could open this video and immediately find the name of the porn it's from upvoted to the top. Thank you sir, for living up to my expectations

[semperfisemperceler]

@pootypootpooter thank you!!!!!

[briannainpajamas]

SO CONFUSED.

[lawsonbutcher]

Why is this repeeeeatiiinNGNGNGGG?!??!?!?!­?!!?!?!

[bronx0347]

This would make a great ringtone, LOL!

[indianblues77]

WTF i think im in drugs

[steelcityroller]

I didn't know that Michael Bay was making movies back then....

[YouBumAssNigga]

181 comments and no one knows who she is? i want to see her suck dick. whats her name

[Grafwichmann]

It does say Retro Raw in the corner. People who have any, um, historical, interest could just browse them.

[glory1999]

I would love to see more dialog from this fantastic film.

[Sportman1987]

Not funny but I would like to see her get pounded name?

[Hitmanx55]

1:32 it gets better

[gmr7494]

Did her roommate just drop her off?

[au33987]

Are you nuts?

[Schmelen]

Best Video Ever

[MrConcinnity]

Why is this SOOO hypnotic?!!!??!?!

[WhoopMQ]

I like the part where she said "Um, would it be possible to drop me off near there, I live right near there, my roommate just dropped me off"

[Seraphim98989]

Ya me too

[biporio]

Comments keep disappearing... Dang!

[EugeneJohnBellida]

No disappearing...just approval. People get a little too graphic sometimes.

[biporio]

I willl improve the question than...

Any gentleman would know the title of the movie where this amusing scene is shown? I would appreciate it. Thank you very much in advance.

[EugeneJohnBellida]

LOL!

[biporio]

Unanswered question: movie name. All of us wanna watch us blowing, near there, where her roommate just droped her off... or something.

[linkinwayne]

I NEEDZ TO KNOW WHO SHE IS

[thebreadbinman]

this got old about the 100th time

[RumbleHD]

BOOOO!!!

[mirandaugh]

was it necessary to extend this into a 5 minute long video? i'm going to be hearing this playing on repeat in my mind over and over and over and OVER again for the rest of the night. thanks.

[EugeneJohnBellida]

exactly : )

[qian0601]

is it me or does she really looks like eva longoria..?

[shawgo]

lol

[Bucs211]

Wow...that's all cocaine....Anyone has an exact year on this movie?

[RYNO2511]

Imagine some guy tryin to find porn to jack it too, and then he finds this..LULZ

[5p1t]

epic !

omg i love her cheeks & eyes movement when she said this, really good, hot!

[jokermausland]

ROTFL!!!!

[spiderdragon1969]

This is my all time favorite porn clip! I cum every time I watch it!! Five stars!!

[mike93345]

HAHAHA

[thetowheads]

I watched this so many times and I still have no idea what the hell she's talking about. And i'm still watching.

[TezzaBrahh]

She tries to imitate an American accent and asks "Oh would it be possible to drop me off there I live right near there my room mate just dropped me off?" Which, because of the speed she says it at and with no pause as well as the fake accent, you would think "What the fuck did she just say?!"

Yea, if you listen to her carefully then you will notice her natural accent is actually English

[EugeneJohnBellida]

hhhhmmmmm...very interesting

[ChineseinCanada]

@EugeneJohnBellida Yeah she does sound English in the middle of her little spiel there, although sh was trying to sound "Californian" I suppose

[lashtal]

LOL

[Markstubation01]

Why would you talk so fast. Its the funniest thing Ive ever seen in a porno.

[Arthur3batera]

She's a poet!

[ChachiTelevision1979]

Exactly. This is a clear reference to Bob Dylan's famous rearrangement of words video.

[3enjiM]

Cracked !!!

[farhannius]

I watched all of this and will happily do it again

[Pantalakis]

Is this seriously 5 minutes of that?

[EugeneJohnBellida]

watch and find out...........

[chickensarealiens]

That blew my mind

[kioter]

I NEED ORIGINAL VIDEOOO :(

[thisguymakesbeats]

LMAO!!!!!

[ILICKPIGEONS]

FUCKING AWESOME.

[oldgregg23]

awesome

[wtflol3657]

*music plays*

would it be possible to drop me off near there, I live right near there, my roommate just dropped me off

[jiniton]

OH MY FREAKIN GOODNESS!!

its imprinted on my brain

[wtflol3657]

lol what?

[TheUpperRoom477]

shit shes bad, sucks a good dick though

[ELIASGTR]

she is hot!!!

[Hambidosvinet]

true ,but look at the clip she a naging chick :)

[efsq]

somebody make a cheesy dance remix of this

[os99]

Who needs porn when you've got a mindfuck like that

[reppindmm]

Bwuahahahahaahhah!

[HeadphoneHalo]

This is fucking catchy.

[chevysal70]

cocaine's a helluva drug.

[butheadVSbevus]

I would have done more editing I would have made a song out of this is is too long for me to enjoy sorry.

[Tomzmetal]

what's name of this chick?

[TiborZutron]

What is a seemingly idiotic comment is actually quite efficient as it conveys a vast amount of knowledge with few words. Really, it is the epitome of brevity. Essentially what she's saying is: "Could you escort me to a location that is a reasonable distance away from the aforementioned location since my place of residence would, by default, be close as it is also reasonably close to said location? I ask this because my roommate left me here with no plans to return." Her way was much better.

[MrAidanpark]

@TiborZutron LOVE!

[ryanharrisonawesome]

She's so freaking sexy and intelligent.

I live right near there and would drop her off near there after having sex with her.

AMIRIGHT???

[yersi]

lol this is hilarious

[diamethious]

"Oh, well would it be possible to drop me off? Ya know, I live right near there. My roommate just dropped me off. "

Only took about 30 loops or so, lol.

[kimosaaaabe]

3 mins in lost sanity...

[KarlPaterman]

SAY WHAT! i still couldnt understand it after all that time!

[EugeneJohnBellida]

Then you must KEEP WATCHING........

[mountaindewzilla]

oh, would it be possible to drop me off near there, i live right near there, my room mate just dropped me off

[Barshki]

did this 5 second clip really need to be stretched out to 5 minutes?

[JewTubeDidWTC]

Yes it did, you faggot.

[EugeneJohnBellida]

Now fellas, can't we all just get along?

[joementum5]

someone please remix this

[ratchetclan3]

hmm ill try to remix it

[LuckyIrish00]

why the hell did you continuously loop this? its funny but i was expecting more bad lines!

[Fartdemon]

oh would it be possible to drop me off here, I live near here, and my room mate just dropped me off

[TomDarkwulf]

LMAO! WHere the FUCK did you find this???

[gabel2fork]

epic win!

[meiliukaz]

lol 4:55

[nieless1]

By that time, I needed an oxygen tank cuz i was laughing to hard. But yeah, 4:55 was fucking epic.

[Darkersun]

Umm, not as good as 0:30

[lokallize]

What

[whoopdeedoodude]

MIND FUCK!!!!

[fividtelefuzzerator]

Elliptical in both phrase and edit--genius!

[MadWongles]

She's probably fucked on coke or something.

[Luis2899]

Whats the name of the Porn Star?

[mareckibednarski]

Torture for detainees at Guatanamo Bay.

[dougpecklord]

i dunt geddit, how is this funneh?

[soundscapenyc]

awesome- this needs a remix!

[errefd]

AWESOME!! I'm addicted to this now!

[rhinofish]

It would have so views if it was only 2 or 3 repeats.

[EugeneJohnBellida]

this is so true...that is why you must watch the full 5 mins!

[directconnection1969]

This is like a bad dream come true!

[bigdumplings]

(ala) Alone life wastes Andy Hardy reminded me a little of one of my teachers (Martin Arnold) works

[EugeneJohnBellida]

nice!

[p00p00pp]

this is sooo fucking hilarious. haha. so annoying, but i laughed so much.

[Cybergig00]

I watched all 5 minutes thinking something new was going to happen......lol.

[Tiwaking]

Were you high when you posted this or something?

[mikammk]

What is this film called or her name ?

[yumabilal]

youre a fag if you watch porn for the dialogue anyways

[kaempebuk]

I wonder what that nice looking brunette does today? 12 kids and a drunk man whos fat as a whake? By The way: She did a good job in this movie: "DICKTATION" from Swedish Eroticon!

[didsomebodysayme]

life without punctuation

[navj0t]

i dont get it. whats so funny about what shes says?

[Shirr0]

Hey EugeneJohnBellida, what's the name of this movie? I mean, I don't WANT to WATCH it..of course...I mean, well...I'm just curious cause of uh...

*adjusts collar*

For educational purposes I want..err...know.

*Awkward Silence*

*Shirr0 coughs*

[EugeneJohnBellida]

Haha ha ha ha ha ha! Unfortunately I can't tell...

[Shirr0]

Aw why not? I really want to see what happens next in the story and if her request is carried out. I want to see if it was possible to drop her off near there, as she lives right near there, and her roommate just dropped her off.

[PantherstrikeWarrior]

It gets funnier every time she says it.

[phsycospacezilla]

A reason it has A load of new veiws Is also because of Cracked having your vid