Jeff Dunham golden retriever, airport arguing with myself

[streetcats1324]

bill sounds a bit like scooby doo

[TheHollwoodundeadfan]

There's lotion on the puppets ass lol

[lambhdeargh]

Thank christ we have comedians who are funny in this continent!

[schrabumbel]

not frickin´ funny !! :(

[okami119]

personality overlap

[okami119]

lol jeff turned into peanut



[ForsakenKnight89]

haha..haha..w-what?

[PurpleDiceAngel]

*screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh*

"DADDDY!"

"LET US INNNN"

"dont open the door"-Bill

[dutchergirls]

I would never be able to watch Jeff Dunham in person without peeing my pants. XDDD

[JuliRR1]

@dutchergirls i got through it i think u could!

[15peewee12]

WHY DOSE HE REMIND ME OF JACK FROM 24

[Trace3690]

I am growing a uterus as we speak...

[loserboi122]

@Trace3690 thats wat i told my gf wen i was at graduation waiting to go in and was surrounded by hot girls. Not wat i told the girl behind me whos cute and im friends with lol!

[Trace3690]

@loserboi122 lol, nice! XD

[lucarioandkatle]

ha-ha daaddyy....let us iiinnn

[stuchly1]

i've almost pissed myself laughing xxD

[ratface4az]

@wanya1990 You are sick - please get help.

[riottrainer]

@wanya1990 you are the worlds biggest pussy if your scared of those things

[livepower34325]

@wanya1990 And chain letters died in 2007.

[NHall609]

@wanya1990 strangley and funnily enough..............i am not dead...........well thats what you get for reading a fake story

[56JJskimmer65]

i laugh every time the new 2010 Prius ad comes up when i watch Jeff Dunham, if Toyota only knew....

[Fityfo54]

think white lmao

[alarik95]

I have that headset! 2:45

[Chelseamad42]

he sounded a bit like peanut instead of his usual self

[Gods0Child]

Yeah while he was speaking I heard a scooby doo voice hhh

[deannadoodle1]

how much you wanna bet he can do scooby doo

[deannadoodle1]

how much you wanna bet he can do scooby do

[Besties4life1113]

i think sweet daddy is a little annoying...lol

[Acrodents]

what the hell..... is on Peanut's butt? xD

[sLyFoXz]

LOL at the beginning sweet daddy was like aw shit my brothers see me hugging a white man they not gonna be down with me anymore

[luv2text1]

@sLyFoXz lmfao!

[lionpress999]

@sLyFoXz what?!

[monica159sora]

Lol *scratching* daddy ,..... Let us in!!!!

Lol hahaha

[Domenami]

In his speach, I herd the sound of achmed, peanut and sometimes sweet daddy (not the puppet talking)

[paperdain]

I'm growing a uterus as we speak LMAO.

[MrZackattack00]

kodfsvguierubg9hxfuifht

[LegoTromboneHero101]

Jeff: I'm not schizophrenic.

Peanut: BUT I AM! NEEEEEEEOw!

[shulternuctin]

if only he had more arms, we would laugh even more

[thomas9012]

48 People got their butts wiped

[Vampintheshadows]

"They might pull out your underwear and you like, oooh! But for me there taking out DOLLS." LOVE him! HE"S HI-LAIOUS.

[EmberQZ912995]

He should keep a mini-fridge and food in his office so he can live in there for a week every month. And dog food for Bill.

[InsomniaCafe]

Daddyyyy....let us innnnn....lol!

[Destruction891]

Holy shit my teachers right Texting causes people to start spelling wring

[MegaCarah]

@zuroomalki learn to S-P-E-L-L!

[zuroomalki]

u r so funny but its note polit to tolke abaout moslems that thay r terrorist cos thay r not

[MrEvilpopo]

@zuroomalki

please tell me you are like 5 otherwise my faith in humanity has been lost

[lordfordy014]

@MrEvilpopo im hoping so aswell

[jayjayy6964]

There's no lotion on the puppet's ass >.>

I've been building bombs in my garage

Ya caught me skippy ; Thanks for straightening me out

Lmaoo xD

[EyeTickler]

dumb ass white ppl playing with his dolls

[silox100]

looks like sweet daddy d scored

[farzona49999]

I love how he laughs at his own jokes. It gives a little soft feeling.

[NOVASCOTIABRAT]

check out the angry lesbian song part 1 and 2.... thats some funny shit

[dnaivnae]

@NOVASCOTIABRAT lolz aight, i'll check it out

[Shelby01Tennessee]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE JEFF DUNHAM!!!! Not only is he funny but he is gosh dang sexy too :) lol this has too be my favorite one!

[MegWhiteFlag]

oh my gosh! i love ths dude, i dont like very many comedian people, but he is awesome.. im laughing so hard im crying

[123LOL123Teddie]

omg this is the first time i saw jeff just do somedy without a doll and he was FUNNNYYYYYY! but he talks like his dolls. one minute it walter, the next its achmed then its peanut. 

[shahar385]

he does awesome scooby doo voice XDD

[RoseBloodBlack]

lol

[tagrz21]

Jeff Dunham Rules!!

[Monicaplay123]

The only other male in the house, is my golden retriever, Bill, and they had him neutered d:

[Monicaplay123]

"Group hug?"

"..Whut?"

xD

[Stovila]

Can anyone tell me his video about his daughter filling up her mom's car at the gas station for the first time? I couldn't find it @_@

[markhaml12]

it's his christmas special

[markhaml12]

and it it;s his oldest fillin up her own car for the first time his wife just took her

[ThatSomeSpecial]

@Stovila That's the one in Jeff Danhum's Very Special Christmas

[qwer1234555sd]

@Stovila search very christmas special jeff dunham

[dossk71]

Jeff is funny as hell! give it up!

[Megicca]

"There he is! There's the gay puppet bomber" LOL I <3 Jeff Dunham!!!!!!!!!!!

[ResistTU]

Great video if your having a shitty day. =)

[Supergirlz58]

i have nooo idea how many times i've seen this one!!! Jeff Dunham Rocks!!

[dAforgetful01]

"DADDY....Let us iiiinnn!" "Don't open the door! D:"

[carmekino]

If you like this, you should watch his Christmas special. FUNNY!!!!!

[lizzy9111]

this is better then i thought

[marcsmancrusader]

this is awesome

[nicole4buildabear]

I love jeff dunhams work but i don't get the whole lorion thingy going on here. x

[AmazingAxiomcrew]

I think ive watched every jeff dunham vid on this site!

[MrRandomvideos1997]

that poor dog

[Nicksideal]

wow. first time i ever see him do a stand up by himself

[boobearpokefan]

why do you watch it if your just going to disrespect it

[Luubelaar]

You wish, Jeff. Their biological clocks all sinchronise, yes. But it sorts it out so they'll ALTERNATE. You've got 3 daughters and a wife. You're never going to get a single week without PMS. Sorry.

[ElzaGrl]

LMAO!!! that is SO how it works xD

[TheCowboy139]

3:27 that gal iz hawt

[meyvolbautista]

i feel bad for peanut

[OVboy920]

Gay puppet bomber..lmao!

[AziePRODUCTIONS]

"There he is the gay puppet bomber *laugh laugh* there's lotion on his puppets ass!!!"

[Wacko982]

"I've been making bombs in my gerage, you caught me skippy!!!!"

[9771mark]

Poor peanut

[8242lemrac]

Poor Peanut was vialated

[canadianmaple09]

The poor English language was violated by your spelling.

[NouNousa1]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[EliteGhost001]

I'll say it again I'm HAPPY to be in Santa Anna! xD

[mybeaglelucy]

nice scooby doo impresion lol dont open the door!!!! lol

[toyotacar743]

i luv jeff dunham he is so awesome, the way he does ventriloquisom, he is awesome, i love him!!! his jokes are funny. i agree with ViewAskewFilms that he should have 5 arms because of jose, but i still love him.

[HunterXray]

"Group hug?"  "What?!" lol

[Mally8228]

FREAKING LOVE IT

[Ellinchir]

a freaking classic :D

[kingofwars3000]

hey gus this would be funny achmed vs walter vs melvin vs peanut

[ViewAskewFilms]

if only Jeff had 4 arms...

[PzycoErmine]

laught my loungs out!

[dchokee]

ats fucking funny

[peace0107]

try goin to summercamp and livin with 13 other girls

[coollord300]

lol that sounds awesome

[peace0107]

not when there all PMSing all at once

[JBFan4Life515]

Is there a video on here with the line: " I'mmmm gay"? My friend and I heard it on Comedy Central and now we can't find it. If anyone knows where to find please contact me! Thanks!

[Stoney0411]

Check for Walter on Dunham's Spark Of Insanity. I think that's where it is.

[emokid1618]

its Jeff Dunham spark of insanity walter i forget which part but its that one have fun dude

[ankin8]

"the PRIUS is the gayest car ever. when it accelerates, it goes 'I'mmmmmm gay.' when it idles, it goes 'homo homo homo homo homo.' "

--Jeff Dunham

[cody12345249]

@ankin8 Acutally Walter said that. :D

[drago433]

@ankin8 actualy thats walter's quote :D

[Shadowassasin14]

When women live in the same house, apparently God has a scene of humor, because eventually their biological time clocks synchronized. So I know when all my daughters get to be that age, I'll be sitting on the phone with my agent every 3 1/2 weeks going "You gotta get me the hell outta here!"

I love that part and the parts including Jeff's dog! XD

[ConcordHM]

jeff looks lyk kiefer sutherland

[Twinblade785]

Ya sweet daddy is funny only because he definately fits that "stereotype" on black people. Jeff is fucking hilarious though.

[Zixhal]

The puppets are stereoytypes... Jose = mexicans/cubans, Achmed = extremist muslims, Walter = retirees/old people/floridians, SDD = black, Bubba J = rednecks...

The exception seems to be Peanut, who presumably is Jeff's way of stereotyping/parodying himself.

[countchoculabob]

bill sounds like scooby doo :P

[crazychein616]

there he is.theres the gay puppet bomber.

[XxHDoggxX93]

i'm growing a uterus as i speak.... ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[ilovesugar2]

sweet daddy annoys me

[Massflavour]

shit sucks.

[Thiren111]

Well, I for one find it quite funny..

[yisel99]

Jeff is kinda of hot lolz

[jerzigirl732]

peanut is my favorite=]=]=]

[J0n4th4nJu]

I reckon Jeff Dunham is funniest when he's doing stand-up.

[BoisenAaron]

I hate Sweet Daddy D =P

[0slick0rick0]

well, you da hoe

[CherrimBunearyEmily2]

i kinda like hate him

[KaptKan1]

I think this tells you about everything you need to know about airport "security"... Fascists with I.Q.s of two digits.

[letrellwalker]

so long as it can be classed as comedy, you can pretty much get away with anything.

[hunter13040]

If Jeff made one of his black puppets say the n word, would that make him racist?

[Bookwormx222]

most likely not.

[CittykATCitty]

you can here peanut and the achmed in his voice

[greenraptor333]

lol 3:19 - 3:34 ftw!

[wiinotps3]

dude. im 15. what bout ur daughter! :D haha. jk P:

[Ellinni]

Jeff Dunham is the best! I always roll on the floor laughing like h*ll!

[r0xchick]

I'm growing a uterus as we speak. Dude you're not going to believe what they did to me!

[persiantech]

i need to think white lol ahaha

[Balta16boss]

dane cook stole jeff dunhams joke about the females synchronizing on the special dane cook isolated incedent look it up its either part one or two

[neroxero]

i love how they add stuff along with the live to make like a small story

[reggioca1]

awsome

[moviesurfer24]

Mallorielynn08 what are you talking about Jeffs not talking, he is you can hear it in the back

[alexsi13th]

probably pre recorded because its not part of the live show. =X

[Cressida21]

How did they make Sweet Daddy D talk while Jeff Dunham was on the stage?

[mallorielynn08]

If you notice when sweet daddy d is talking behind stage jeff dunham isn't talking on stage.

[Jabogers]

actually, he was.

[Davaonline]

They made a joke in the movie by using a blu-screen trick. I saw it. The doll was always in one location, the rest was done after the show.

[ajr4ever14]

its called a Green Screen......

[stevenodd]

It can be either a blue or a green screen. It can be any color, really, but green and blue causeless interference with human skin tone.

[fang101997]

he is like acting the same voice of a different puppet each second

[DarthSutekh]

In a later interview he admitted he had more to drink than was probably a good idea before the show. So he was a little flaky at the start and slurred a bit when doing the full voices later.

[tapstar84]

ya he is

[CocoJelly92]

there are white radical muslims, you know that right? Plus they have to search white people as well, or else somebody can sue them for racial profiling...