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  • I bet obama is an amazing poker player... cracking all these jokes while knowing he's about to make an attempt on osama's life.

  • Can you imagine Barack and Michelle huddled around their computer on photoshop making that? "Ooo honey, it could do with some sexy girls in the pool!" "But Mic-" "Sexy girls in the pool." "Bu-" "SEXY GIRLS IN THE POOL!"

  • 69 people are Republicans

  • what REALLY happened in rosswell??????

  • 1:06

    well 2-pac's right there! bottom left!

  • @mogron1

    Are u serious? Europe is broke, because we tend to pay back our debts. Try doing that in the US, then we'll talk.

  • BOSS

  • Tell u what ill take obama over w bush anyday, if obama wouldve came to office before bushs 8 yrs i bet ppl would appreciate him more.

  • Wow lmao thats donald gets, obamas a beast for this. Its bout time politicians start havin some fun..

  • Hey crazywaterz, since you know so much about Donald Trump. Why don't you answer this question, how many times did Donald Trump go bankrupt and then get bailed out?

  • @crazywaterz isn't Europe broke? You may want to pay back your loans and stop you're rioiting in the streets before you makes such stupid statements about Americans! You wish you could live here!

  • @mogron01

    Funny how most European countries have less debt as a percentage of GDP than the US. Even Norway, a country of 4 million produces more than a $60+ billion USD surplus in its budget, the US can't even manage to get to a $60 billion deficit. And those riots only happened in Greece, one country of Europe, I think you need to learn a little bit more about your geography Have a look at Germany, they still have surpluses, as does Sweden amongst other countries in Europe.

  • Is this a donald roast? No past president would stoop so low as to degrade someone directly. No matter the others character. As an elected official you would be held to the highest regard.

    This video does not make sense..

  • How did Obama go from this comedy gold to that joke about spilled milk in the latest State of the Union?

  • Obama says this knowing that he was actually born in a Kenyan hospital and his mom illegally flew to Hawaii to register for a birth certificate

  • Dat hair

  • Google OBAMA FAILED E-VERIFY

  • Racism = Ignorance at it's finest!

  • I LOVE YOU OBAMA!!!!!!! OBAMA 2012!!!!!!!

  • This guy is a fool. I cant believe people are stupid enough to like this idiot

  • I love how that worthless nigger says trump can get back to serious stuff...hasn't fucking done anything.

  • obama 2012!

  • @cirretheman hell yea!!

  • What a bunch of fucked up people you stupid Americans are! You idiots actually think its cool for a PRESIDENT to talk like a stupid teenager in front on national TV and insult one of the guests, who by the way happens to be self-made billionaire, TWICE? If I were in Trump's chair I would have left before spitting on that wannabe-cool niggas face, who reads text written by some idiotic WH publicist. Damn, you are totally fucked up. No wonder why we Europeans make fun of you all the time. CLOWNS!

  • @crazywaterz and we make fun of u Europeans all the time

  • @crazywaterz This was nothing compared to the slander Trump was dishing out to Obama before this dinner. The President was right to rip him a new arse-hole.

  • @crazywaterz I'm European and you don't speak for me. Fuck off.

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  • What really did happen at Roswell you bitch? All our tax money is going to your goddamn underground bases.

  • ahahahahahaha

  • big word no action

  • Obama is worse than George W. bush Did our economic get any better than George W. Bush era?? NO. It got worse than ever, our dept. is outrage high of all time. Obama did promise to America that "if the economy do not get better during 1st term presidentcy than he is only take 1 term". fare well mr. president

  • @dejavutube Ok you moron you got vote for Mitt Romney when you lose you job and house don't crying on how it government fault because you voted for Mitt Romney

  • @sweetheart2109

    What did Obama did? Did he create any jobs? Did our Economy got any better?

    the answer is NO then you better vote for me. You heard it right VOTE FOR ME. Cause i will TAX China import 25%. Wake up America

  • @dejavutube Actually, both did get better.

  • It's a good thing Obama has time to play golf, go on vacations and crack jokes at successful people rather than fix his failures like NDAA or the 8 trillion he added in debt. Obama's supporters don't vote for a president, they're just dumb asses who vote for a celebrity.

  • @GangstaSmokes You Must Be White

  • @KamuiJJang Why, because I don't support the worst president in history. No I'm not, and it wouldn't make any difference if I was.

  • @GangstaSmokes I do believe you are white, your life is kinda easy, you have a house, a car, a credit card, you do not really have to struggle. Or maybe you make a lot of money and you hate the new tax. Or maybe you're a Republican. Or maybe you don't know better.

  • Easy to hate him, he is an enemy of our constitution, and is systematically dismantling this country. That's not funny he should be impeached.

  • @1962Fiore people like you are delusional.

  • How can anyone hate a President this awesome?!

  • @JacknifedTendencies Well when you're a paranoid hateful conservative who thinks Reagan was the second coming of Jesus, it's pretty easy. Especially when you tack on the delusions that Obama is a hard core communist Muslim alien Adolf Hitler.

  • I haven't seen something that funny since Arnold Rothstein fixed the 1919 World Series

  • What a brave guy

  • Where are biggie and 2pac?? Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This president is a bad ass. makin jokes & having dinner while he order the death of Bin Landin? Balls of steel & who can fuck with that ? Am not a democrat or Republican but them you have too give credit to this dude

  • @heatz305 you're pretty stupid actually. it's quite obvious.

  • Trump was ready to explode and throw a tantrum!!! Oh, poor baby..... Wipe your teary eyes with them 100 dollars silk handkerchiefs you got.

  • If he wasn't into politics he could have made a decent living as a comedian.

  • @mayawegerif He is! But the jokes on us!!

  • And just think...doing this, while implementing the destruction of Osama Bin Laden. Nerves of Steel, I'd say.

  • And that is how you own a man in three minutes or less. Within the space of one week, Mr. Chump was made not so much irrelevant, but completely invisible. See you in 2016.

  • im not really a fan of obama,,,,,,but that's what you call setting up a shoe store in someone's azz

  • not funny at all stupid american

  • Can't stand Obama!

  • ECW ECW ECW ECW!!!

  • trump deserved that. and it was funny as hell

  • 0:51 trump: true that.

  • one as*hole cussing on the other a**hole

    btw

    Vote for Ron Paul 2012 not a puppet of banks/corporations

  • Obama has a very clever writing staff. Trolled trump. :)

  • If Obama doesn't get re elected, he could totally to stand up :)

  • @lolapples32 He could try......

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  • y u mad trump?

  • The only thing funnier than the look on Donald Trump's face was Donald Trump's face.

  • a globalist mocks a billionaire. and the joke is on the american people.

  • they should have a Presidential Apprentice

  • Awesome!

  • Obama just kicked this redneck wannabe billionaire's ass!

  • I can't believe how obama is more worried about his image than a treasonous act as sb 1867 article 1031! The NDAA.

  • @jrm1124 Seriously!!

  • Rather hear Trump tell obongo "Your fired"

  • @jrm1124 That a boy!! :)

  • Proof that it doesn't take money to own someone! BOOM!

  • @dannyd1572 Except obama has alot of money and more power... so...

  • Why is the current president talking about this crap? Is he not embarrassing america?

  • @guilde no. He's showing that he has personality. No one wants a President who can't be human! He has done a lot of work, he deserves some fun.

  • @guilde Not as much as a puedo-billionaire making a mockery of the electorial process!! :P

  • soo for my fellow negros. "TRUMP SIT THE FUCK DOWN. YOU AIN'T NO BOSS. THE MOST YOU'RE BOSS OF ARE THE DUSTMITES UNDER MY DESK, YA BUM ASS NIGGA".

  • OOOOOOOOOOH! OWNED BY OBAMA!

  • @borbonben Ironic, isn't it? hahahaha

  • Some parts of this speech tells me that Barack Obama watches Jon Stewart pretty regularly.

  • I hope Trump gave him the scratch-the-face-with-the-midd­le-finger move Obama himself is so fond of. Eff you, Obama.

  • The President should be above this...

  • @KeithLenn you haven't seen anything yet. Before the elections are over America will see a side of a Presidential candidate they've never seen before. Obama has no class or sense of right and wrong, only narcissism. Rejecting him won't bring any other kind of reaction.

    Democrat or Republican, we need to learn from this in the future, not vote for flash over substance ever again.

  • @KeithLenn TOTALLY!!!

  • The best President America can currently muster, and they're gonna replace him with a Republican. USA has no future.

  • @StaticTremor I think our next " Republican " will put Osama in his place!!

  • @chriseltmar Racist Prick!!!

  • F Obama

  • @ftpwh33 AGREED!!!

  • Oh man that's gonna leave a mark!

  • Obama can sit the fuck down!! He has NO CLASS!

  • @chriseltmar Seriously? OBAMA has no class? If that's what you got out of the Obama/Trump relationship, I'd like to know what information you were looking at.

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  • guys just so you know. Trump won't kill ya if you make fun of him :P

    He got people for that..... >_<

  • the best epic ever

  • Booom! suck on that Trump you motherfucker.

  • Send this racist piece of shit back to Wright where he belongs. Seriously, 20 years of black liberation theology does not provide knowledge or leadership. 0bama is a fucking retard.

  • For once, Trump is speechless. Fucking priceless. Would love to see him tell Obama to shut up. He aint got the balls to.

  • Its a beautiful show, but I wouldn't vote for any of them.Obama can't keep his word. Trump is very smart but I wouldn't trust him to run the country and if he ever gets his hands on the bank, we're all fucked. I have no faith in anyone except Ron Paul.

  • @1dtbimp wowowow obama is better than fuckin trump.. so vote for him.. if u dont do nything, wats the point man? Plus, obama dint do shit cuz the republicans r fuckin stoppin him.. dw next term, he gonna chang up this country for good

  • @sabzz23 I would have voted for Obama in 2008 to be honest, I was blown away by his seemingly genuine passion, but now I have my doubts. I don't know if the reason for his failures are his fault or not, but he's not even talking about the REAL reason for the economy. I mean this is the end all be all really. It makes perfect sense. Its written in the letter to congress to "Abolish The federal Reserve Act of 1913." I have dedicated my whole channel to it so you can check it out if you want to.

  • @1dtbimp ya but.. its better him than the fuckin Republicans.. My conclusion is that American politics has gone down the drain.

  • @sabzz23 Ron Paul was an active part of the Tea Party movement. As a republican he is an outcast. He is in reality a Constitutionalists. My friend I didn't even care about politics a month ago. Ron Paul is different. I'm not going to even give you a link, just look up any Ron Paul video and you will see.

  • @1dtbimp look man, i saw his vid and this guy looks like a genuinely good guy.. However, its his policies that screw him over. Anyone who promises to lower taxes is actually promising to cut the things that the government gives to you. This, in turn, will support more big business. With more big business (is needed in a gov't but needs to be regulated), you get more jobs but lower quality jobs (ex. minimum wage types) and in turn makes more poverty and a lrge gap btwn rich and poor.

  • @sabzz23 If we lower taxes your right. If we raise them the dept will be higher screwing us over later on, but Ron Paul also wants to destroy the dept based money system we have now and bring back an asset based system. If he succeeds I don't care what you do with taxes our dept will not suffer for it.

  • @1dtbimp yo if we raise taxes, the debt, believe it or not, goes DOWN. That is unlike the popular stupid beliefs. This is because when there are more taxes, the gov't has more money to spend, thus, they are able to imply better ways to make the debt less, ex: support smaller businesses to get more money and thus, increase economy and lower the debt.. (there are many more examples but for this short space..). It works, look at Canada in the past and the Brazilian ecnomy b4 and after..

  • @1dtbimp the point is, as society changes and things get more comples, we dont need the old way of doing things, because it simply won't work anymore. I know in the early days, if u saved money then u had less debt, but now there are better ways to eliminate debt and i think these Republicans need to embrace these new and more efficient ways.. U no wat im sayin?

  • @sabzz23 Alright. I don't know what we should do about taxes. That changes with every new person who gets elected, but I do know that Dr. Paul's views on the Federal Reserve are once in a lifetime. Thats why we need him now. The way the fed works is every dollar they create the add the same amount to our dept. So they make $10 and we owe the government $10. The amount of dept we owe the Fed is almost equal to the amount of physical notes that exists.

  • @sabzz23 And being that there is no governmental agency that can over rule them, (not even Congress) they can print as much money as they won't because it only benefits the bank in the form of dept. Not only that but it causes inflation. Is Ron Paul right about taxes, I don't know, but I do know he is right about the fed and if he is not elected, no one is going to deal with that because it is unpopular to talk about.

  • @1dtbimp It's not unpopular, it's just false lol. If you believe any of that bullshit that any stupid dumb fuck of the tea party tells you : aka the gov. is bad for you it will kill us all buy guns buy guns so you can protect yourselves and your family.... well too bad for you caus this is total bullshit created by stupid motherfuckers like them, in fact, the tea party is mostly financed by the large industries and the big firms so that in return they lower the taxes for them and in (..

  • @1dtbimp ..) result, the more standard families have to pay due to that. I live in Canada, and here we pay much more taxes than you do and look at how we are doing right now. Our economy is much more stronger than yours and there is much less differences between the rich and poor. Read on ACTUAL BOOKS, not stupid blogs and wikipedia about those so called ''OMG THE TRUTH OF ALL'' That is total bullshit. Sorry for my bad english, it is not my first language

  • @tontuyeau Look its not taxes that are bad, but the way that the dept is created that forces us to pay taxes. In the system that we have, it is impossible to pay back the dept. /watch?v=VBRZYrblZ24&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • Trump was laughing all the way to the bank.

  • Boom! Sit the fuck down, Trump!

    (I know he's already sitting...)

  • when he first ran for presidant i had a HUGE crush on him when i was 8 now im 11 and hes just my idol

  • @KRecordZ22

    presidents cant do normal things humans do god

    Shut up.

  • That there is an absolute bollocking, you could almost feel then awkwardness in the room

  • @jesse0576 the funny thing is , must people forget obama is not a black man he is half white

  • hero

  • Love it... and all the while behind that poker face he was doing up Bin Laden!!

  • great banter for a president.

  • @jesse0576

    What a sad little piece of white trash you really are. Do you somehow think that the N word will make life better?

    You are an insult to good white people everywhere.

  • "A cult of personality arises when a country's leader uses mass media to create an idealized and heroic public image, often through unquestioning flattery and praise."

    "Issues that matter"? What a joke.

  • @jesse0576 LOL, it's hillarious that u think calling me nigger has any effect on me. I know u fantasize about the good old racism of the 50's when white people felt comfortable with open racism. Society has now pushed u away so now all you can do is make idiotic racist comments hiding behind your computer. You could try saying these things to a black man's face, but then you'd end up in the hospital or dead so we both know you're too much of a coward to do that. I actually feel sorry for you.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 Psssst, hey bud this guy is someone's sock-puppet account. I've seen him around previously posing as a Black, Hispanic, Asian you name it. This is how he gets his kicks, the dude is disturbed.

  • @NewYorkCityUSA7 Why would he wind up dead? That's saying a lot about what you think of your peoples' propensity for violence. It's a shame 100's of years of no progress. I sure won't hire you.

  • @jesse0576 White people lead the world in suicides so it's more likely you'll kill yourself before he will. It would probably be a good idea too since you're a miserable piece of shit racist who'll probably be miserable all of your life and never amount to anything. Good luck with that hate and racism buddy, I'm sure it'll get you far in life. Maybe you'll eventually become the head cashier at Walmart or something....dream big sparky.

  • did you hear that sound? the sound of trumps campaign dying.....

  • If only we could put Trumps brain in the President aka Clueless Barry

  • public school, and then the military should be two minimum requirements prior to any individual offered any positision of power or influence in the us govnmt. think of the possibilities! imagine, just how many liberals would be left standing if they also have to eat what they dish out ! we'd probably have more space programs vs social programs and working individuals reproducing more than the moochers ! but as don puts it, we got too stupid.

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  • i ran out of characters, part 2 , obama has caused the unemployment rate to sky rocket to 9.25% LAST MONTH AND 9.1% THIS MONTH he is a liarer , he said he would end the war , he sends more troops , he said he would close gitmo, he keeps sending more there. gas has gone up, food has gone up , and he wants to raise or taxes . he should tax food stamps, and medicare, and unemployment checks that would generate more money 52% OF AMERICANS ARE ON WELFARE

  • @jamey123456789 LMAOING@"TAX WELFARE". WTF LOSING IT. WELFARE IS PAYED FOR BY TAXES.

  • obama should step down and become a comedian because he is a joke in his own right. He has given big companies 880 billion dollars , with his union worker only policies he has caused many companies to go overseas like general electric because they could not build a plant in a state that didn't allow union workers per obama policies to create jobs . he just killed 12,000 jobs ,with all the fake money he is printing he has caused the u.s.a. 's credit rating to drop, welfare is at an all time high

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  • Obama was born in a tent in kenya. He is muslim. We should not have to doubt it we should know if he was white we would know if he was born here and thats not racist thats the truth.

  • @jamey123456789 Wait, so all white people come from America?

  • @jamey123456789 he isnt muslim because he said that he is christian !!

  • fuck you superman12dw retard. obama is a pussy he knows trumo wont say anything back. the last person that spoke out against him to him was that guy who called him a liar(who is my idol) and obama fined him ?! freedom of speech? trump is just smarter and wont go so low as to invite a bunch of people to a dinner that costs hundreds of thousands of tax dollars to a country that is already in a fuck ton of debt just to insult a possible candidate and make jokes.

  • @MrHaydenstoner right, thats why trump spent millions of dollars for a fucking birth certificate. how about spending that for money for something useful.

  • so now that the whole birth certificate thing is settled, will the Republicans actually take a stance on a policy or create an agenda? Their only campaign strategy is to create as many lies and distortions about Obama as possible. Not once have I heard Trump, Cain, Bachman, or Romney take any actual policy stances..well, except Romney, who tried to create universal healthcare in his state, imagine that

  • @drusuf000

    Yes, I'm sure the birth certificate issue is settled. More like safely buried with his typically-white grandmother, where no one will ever dare to examine it.  As for the Republicans, they have more sense than the whole liberal jackass party combined. Not their fault that the kenyan throws a tantrum and walks out of meetings when he doesn't get his way. Apparently you wouldn't know a policy stance if it hit you between the eyes. Let's dump obamacare and save a trillion, ok?

  • @theRightizright right, thats why boehner always leaves the room whenever debt limit talks start. how about raising taxes, and cutting spending. compromise? no they still don't want to raise taxes. obama even said he is willing to compromise. wow selfish

  • @della69me

    Proving your liar-in-chief is a manipulating jackass liberal IS spending the money for something useful--exposing the biggest liar that ever set foot on American soil. As for his lies about cutting spending, he'll never do it. He's already spent us into oblivion. We HAVE no money left to spend, except what he prints on Charmin and passes off as dollars. What an ultimate loser. The conservatives won't vote for ONE DOLLAR of new spending, if they want to stay in office.

  • If the whole presidency thing doesn't work out Obama would definitely make it as a comedian

  • donald got trumped ha ha

    

  • nice to see The Donald acting like the little juevnile delinquent douchebag he is...

  • And how fucking stupid does oblahblah look now with his birth certificate he "said was his" was actually a setup sting operation and he is facing 2 court hearings. Bang up job. And the only reason a widespread investigation isn't public is because once he goes down he's gonna point fingers, and then they will, and so on and our whole house of reps, congress and supreme court will ALL be in the pot on the fire.

  • @TheWikkedchef ooops. looks like wikkeddouche forgot to take his anti-psychotic meds today...be a good boy noy, you'll feel better once they kick in...

  • I just don't get how people still support this guy. Has to be because he and you are black because a sane individual can look and see the laws he's broken, treatis violated, illegal wars, selling guns to mexican cartels, media blackouts on fukushima, ft calhoun, and cooper nuke plants. Yeah this piece of shit made a name nobody will ever forget. And the only way he could win in 2012 is if he has acorn use dead peoples ssn to vote for him AGAIN. 2mil jobs made 8mil lost. Good job.

  • @TheWikkedchef "look and see the laws he's broken, treatis violated, illegal wars"

    Shhh, don't remove the mask of the great leader and his superficial charm and good PR.

  • I hope Trump gets AIDS from a badger.