WKUK - Season 5 - Liquor Store Robbery

[NamelessUserMan]

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[brownfm19]

he tried to rob me... o haha ok

[HitmanJake2113]

That blowjob didn't sound like pudding in a boot

[adatp]

come on man!! he TRIED TO ROB ME!! OH HAHAHA lol

[walaitsadeadpanda]

you know statistically speaking, 100% of people named joe are homeless miscreants

[Raithatronic]

A slurpee at a liquor store?

[jjvader123]

Akward turn on

[mynameisNIPPLEz]

a world were civilians laugh when justice is served and there is no need to call the POLICE

[LtVictor1]

Would of been funny if he was a Preist

[Cwagmire]

@LtVictor1 Not really. I think it was funny the way it was. It's almost like a group of comedians wrote it.

[TBomb15]

pidgeons don't have tongues, so how would they lick his fingers after he jerked off.

[pharper95]

fucking nasty. and hilarious xD



[DASRH]

CONDOMS

[Chiller326]

I'm going to introduce myself by saying "NOW YOU'RE TALKIN TO ME! HOMELESS JOE!" from now on.

[Kevinmanbro]

Fu****** owned. Like owned wow.

[option1live]

YOUR SLURPEE DAYS ARE OVER PAL

[MrSteelx79]

first of the wkuk vids ive ever seen ever since im addicted to reruns

[TylerMooreFilms]

HE LIVES IN GARBAGE!

[Redneckdeerhunter227]

Fuck sopa

Fuck sopa

Fuck sopa

[PlebScrubber]

@Redneckdeerhunter227 sopa = the 1 percent

[xXZombieMafiaXx]

anyone else notice his hat was a trash bag?

[AdventEdge]

@xXZombieMafiaXx

No shit.

[ThrowDownArtists]

@xXZombieMafiaXx I did. Did you notice that the sky is up? how about that water is wet? the things that you notice eh??? fucking idiot.

[JansGamechannel]

@xXZombieMafiaXx Holy shit, you're a motherfucking genius!

[ilikepie9283]

This is actually called homeless Joe not liquor store robbery just saying...

[MrLindenson]

"He tried to rob me"

Yeah ok, that's understandable then. 

[caramal01]

laughed myself to tears! xD

[DRUNKASSPUNK800]

Where are they now: Patchy the Pirate

[tight11334]

What. The. Fuck?... *grabs a spork and prepares to gouge out my own eyes*

[THCKwarter]

The gun is not even loaded.

[hurricaneandrew343]

Haha ug ug ug ug

[TaimoorAUG]

Darren looks like Val Kilmer from Batman Forever XD

[TheUnitedBoners]

Hey what are u doing man

No its ok he tryed to rob me

Oh ok walks away like nothing happened

[sniggitysnaggity]

@TheUnitedBoners Yup. I saw that part too.

[NegativeZebraFilms]

Lol

[Yvieneify]

Jesus christ that's so fucking smart lol!

[ThySuperCow]

Lmfao

[x4thHorsemanx]

Darren can have the most "no-shit" face ever.

[chicopapass]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 no... its zach cregger... hes one of the usual 5 actors for this show

[OFGolfWangKTA666]

Okay , let me just see what we're working with here...Unzips Pants...Oh Geez WOW okay let me take my gum out.HILARIOUS

[xaznboixd]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 That's Zach aha.

[mjhher3394]

HE TRIED TO ROB ME. oh.

[svennemax100]

Is that Zach as homeless Joe.

[trevormooriss]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 no thats zach

[DazmyneColeman]

haaaaaaaaa

[sophiethecrzy]

how many of you clicked the snow button?

[DashOfRainbow]

The most badass sketch with Darren as the winner.

[DashOfRainbow]

Deleted scenes from "The Homeless Show"

[TheChewyandnene]

He shouldnt of made joe suck his dick because Joe has syphillis

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

@TheChewyandnene Haha, that sketch. XD

[nawgui]

@TheChewyandnene lol one of the easiest STI's to get rid of granted you don't let it fester for 20 years

[StoneColdKrishna]

@TheChewyandnene lol you live and you learn kid



[TheChewyandnene]

@StoneColdKrishna :)

[apocalypse123]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 It's Zach Cregger. He's a regular cast member.

[wesdoggg11]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 thats zach noob

[raultastic]

is homeless joe at all related to boxcar joe?

[MrEvilpopo]

@raultastic what is that some type of racist comment think all homeless people are related or something?

[drewb1994]

@MrEvilpopo you even know what racist means?

[IMTHATGUY69IFY]

the gun wasnt cocked.....

[w8ting4fri]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 no

[Arathix]

Darren has never been sexier lol

[kneedropperr]

@gummyboots I know, those are just the sexiest sounds I ever heard

[gummyboots]

"ough ough ough ough ough ough"

[OhaiImEmma]

If I ever see Darren, I'm gonna try to rob him.

[zachariasadams1984]

WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT MOUTH HAS BEEN?

[kittiesgomow33]

hey c'mon man

oh no, he tried to rob me

Oh... hehehehe

xD freakin hiarious

[PheonixTeam]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 The hobo is Zach I think.

[StoneProductor]

i didnt know liquor stores sold slurrpees

[jenskeroro]

Why aren't these showing up in my sub box?

[pureblackeagle]

homeless Joe reminds me of Will Arnett....

[sarcasticnamehere]

I was expecting the hobo to unzip the guy's pants and then just bust out laughing.

[WingsTM]

Homeless Joe's uh-uh-uh-uh monotone gag sounds

[8cam10]

"Oh no no. He tried to rob me." "Oh"

[BoomShotKapow]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 Lol, nope.

[devlkiller0]

wait till he says "hey buddy where ya goin?" then press 7

[Zelous16]

@devlkiller0 dude that's hilarious. I did it about seven times XD

[MrFlooby]

i didnt know liguor stores sold slurpees



[ryan50ryan]

"oh jeez" lmao

[TacticNerve1107]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 Are you retarded?

[Shineplawks]

@TacticNerve1107 Come on. His username is "whiteSUPREMECY". Not only is it idiotic by itself, but he spelled supremacy wrong. Of course he's retarded.

[gr88it]

This hot girl treid to rob me once

[EATDATASS]

Thats some American Psycho shit right there.

[DATrashcanman]

how did he afford the gun?

[CodyGrant]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 u probably havent seen this show very much have you?

[TheJWalterhouse]

@12murphyk This is why people hate America...People don't know the difference between 1,000,000 views and 100,000 views.

[12murphyk]

wow, almost a million views. Go WKUK!

[bluedolphin4295]

why is zach always the crazy hobo guy?

[wulf2235]

he tried to rob me!

[BabySniffSquad]

Hey come on

No no he tried to rob me

Awwh ok!!!

[MorbidKissesx0x]

Are those Steve-Os pubes on his face?

[rrerubo]

the whitest kids u know are the best kids I know yeaaaah

♥

[DickieRoberts1993]

He should have watch The Homeless Show.

[BLOODWEANED]

Hey, come on, man!

Oh, no no, he tried to rob me.

Oh. *walks away laughing*

[Frallon]

Lmfao! And that's how you handle that situation. Always use a Condom.

[101Deino]

hahahahhaa homeLESS clothes and home-FULL clothes...... i see what he did there.

[MrMatijabulum]

@101Deino i don't

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

(Insert reference from other WKUK sketch)

[TheDaniels94]

That was scary as s**t

[LSMFTbitch]

Dude i never expectet Darren could look badass till i saw him pointing, a magnum or whatever this gun is, and pulling the hammer. Badass and gay and the same time, who else could do something like that?! XD

[MsDubhead666]

@Ejet1223: ya it is alright

[Ejet1223]

"Oh no, he tried to rob me"

"Oh" yeah because that's ok

[viciousmeatwadful]

jerk off through the pocket of your sweat pants and then try to get pigeons to lick your fingers afterwards

[noronahahaha]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 no, they forced him to do it at gunpoint. also, if you're going to go around representing your race as the supreme one, learn to spell "supremacy," so you have a fighting chance at a fighting chance of convincing the rest of us.

[MapleErag0n1]

"No no, he tried to rob me."

"Oh okay. *laughs*"

[hallmall]

At the end, they actually swapped =p

[feffrey5]

lol it is funny how he walked out with a disgusted look on his face then said of oky then went own about his business

[grumpybritishguy]

@feffrey5 yes that is the joke. im really glad you got it. we are all glad you got it. good thing you left a comment letting us know you got it. next time you get it, leave another comment.

[MahBonk]

Dont forget to wash your hands with his ejaculate Joe.

[youropinionislame]

5 people have never gotten a blowjob from Homeless Joe.

[gkinnen]

@whiteSUPREMECY1 no. its zach

[InfoGladiator]

Lmao

[SalasKaleb]

Homefull clothes!!!

[berrydonel]

it's okay, he tryed to rob me

[berrydonel]

im homeless joe now suck my @#%&

[WMsect]

Why does anyone quoting the damn video get thumbs up?!? It requires no thought! Just thumb up the damn video instead.

[IsolatedFreethinker]

Hey come on man.

No no. He tried to rob me.

Oh. Hehehehe...

[ronell100]

That guy is ovioslly gay.....

[CharlesBeefy]

Expert fellatio noises

[limeade333]

Let's all quote a video we just watched!

[SMGxSeshaBeowulf]

Actually looks like a .357 Magnum.

[MyTrixxE]

the noise he makes cracks me up

[DaHedgie]

Does anybody want to buy a slurpee after watch this?

[TheSharky679]

hey my name is joe hey that's me

[demonslayerz2010]

hey come on man"no he tried to rob me"oh lol

[demonslayerz2010]

yeah....hold this....smart guy very smart guy lmfao

[sadekasad]

That's so so ...... so Pythonesque

[TheRiceCutter]

@Jch42701 just because it's a revolver doesn't mean it's a python. Get off the fucking Xbox and get outside kid

[aussieL14M]

@TheRiceCutter Yeah he should get outside and play with some revolvers?

[mattakudesu]

who the fuck would want their dick sucked by a homeless guy. the thought alone makes me wanna cut my dick off and boil it in bleach.

[HanzFreuden]

@mattakudesu well actually homeless guys' gums, tongue and lips are really soft due to the naturally occurring salt fixatives in the air, because the average homeless joe is usually coked up on some kinda drug, or just drunk the lining of their skin is less than yours or mine, thus wearing away at the calus that normally forms there. so getting a bj from a homeless guy is fucking awesome.

[Addrenaline100]

@HanzFreuden wow thats gay you would say that especially the fact hes homeless and grimy.

[KimimaroAndFriends66]

@mattakudesu The reason the guy would want Homeless Joe to suck his dick is to, pretty much, make Joe his bitch. Show him whose boss and make him regret fucking with him. =P

[Jch42701]

How does a homeless guy afford a Python.

[Foojack100]

@Jch42701 And why hasn't he pawned it for booze?

[noahsark50]

I hate when this happens

[quentyn110]

where did he get thegun

[ohmahgawdfilms]

I wouldn't want him to suck my dick no offense homeless joe but you look like you have disease

[bethuberal76]

oh come on man! "No, no, he tried to rob me." Oh, okay.

[braxtonweiss6]

lol

[mrxai658]

LOL because he tried to rob me.. OH THAT MAKE SENSE. instead of robing money and fortune. just rob some of his FUTURE ^^; HOHOHOHO

[mrxai658]

what kind of first demand. SUCK MA DICK. YOUR ASKING THE WRONG PERSON !!!!!!

[dracula343]

I didn't see that coming

[THECOURTJESTER666]

the tables were just turned my friend

[matrat57]

It wouldn't have happen if FUCK FACE RIGHT THERE had bow to the king! Now we have to live in garbages!

[Kapo465]

SUKADICK!

[potatoelover95]

darren has cum hands now though :/

[DarthKrattus]

THIS IS WHY DARREN IS MY FAVORITE

[MrPlATD]

Here, hold my gun while I take of my clothes first lol

[BlindReaper74]

Don't forget to rinse...

[Eddyneko]

Zach reminds me of a homeless version of Dirty Harry

[TheCryoScales]

I didnt know Liquor Stores sold Slurpees

[vaarsuviusprime]

@TheCryoScales It's a WhitestKidsTheMoreYouKnow!

[Zender1]

@TheCryoScales

Most do.

[TheGreatHeroKing]

@TheCryoScales that crossed my mind too

[GeoDagon]

@TheCryoScales Where do you get your slurpees?

[Sirzz2381]

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[johnytoreno]

swoosh...

[Dominoes282]

I love how he puts the gun up to his head all slow like.

[Kevster921]

@Dominoes282 It's really badass.

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

Homeless Joe only has to live like that because some fuckface forgot to bow to the king

[mjlynch01]

The one dislike is Homeless Joe

[RandomProcras]

@mjlynch01 How does he have access to a computer?

[jshea132]

"oh jeez, wow, lemme take my gum out"

[iTzRampageFTW]

let me take my gum out :)

[Kiltac100]

Kinda gay but hilarus