The Mating Dance - A must see!!!!

[Gh0st63]

that is scary

[TourettesOrc]

kill it with fire

[littlegaga94]

Omg that's sooo weird but awesomeeee!!! My new face animal lol

[lifeisaparade3500]

Aww she looks scared! Lol

[Flinders2008]

They must haver bought this clip from the BBC :P

[iSarah00]

We watched this in middle school and everyone was laughing so hard!

[GHOSTTOYS]

i wwas listening to skrillex (slat slat slat ) at the same time .... funny experience indeed...

[worldwildwest]

They must've ate some wacked out Cannabis Buds or Wild Mescaline to act that way !!!

[sekamenacerecords1]

@worldwildwest No.

[TheZeldacrazy]

Rejected...

[SageSwan]

I wonder how that's supposed to be impressive to the female. To me that'd just be downright scary as shit.

[theBritishkid95]

I'd fucking shit my pants if I saw that dancing at me in the jungle

[dogbert102010]

wish ppl would stop dubbing fruity music onto videos!

[SmilesR4ALL]

What is it called??

[seraxera]

hear*

[seraxera]

He is not hitting his tail against the tree trunk.

(that wouldnt be possible,since you can still here clicking even when hes off the bark.)

the program actually said he has quills on his back that snap together.

[someonenew123456]

Its... so... Beautiful!

[Luv2TrollYou]

if you think this is funny. I made a loop of it for 10 minutes hahaha /watch?v=SI1_25Rdxos

[MrRayquazaking]

@Luv2TrollYou This mad deserves a medal or something, 10 mins of pure glory.

[MrRayquazaking]

@MrRayquazaking *Man

typos we meet again....

[lcook7261]

:)

[omegaware]

Thats a pokemon

[ac120479]

Mufasa is giving us a tour.

[darkmillenium0000]

oh my goodness a happy face bird

[easilyamused713]

I'd be like wtf you pedophile???

[MrTheDudecof]

what's that clacking sound, is it one of the birds?

[ProfessorSummerfang]

@MrTheDudecof Yeah, he's hitting his tail against the tree truck, but because he looks fucked up the female bird didn't want to be his mate.

[SowwrowLove101]

Female bird: O.O

Male bird starts dancing and it looks like a face

Male bird: Troll face

Female bird: I'm outta here

[AzizaZyuka]

my husband was so fascinated by this that now he performs this dance every time when he wants something

[machib77]

ohh i've been there, brother bird...

[wishingbox8]

At first glance, I thought it was something out of 'Lost'.

[Kuupoju]

Don't try and use this to pick up chicks, IT DOES NOT WORK!

[NightStalker3110]

This sucks egg

[shusaved]

the Superb Bird of Paradise.

[wstaciow]

Little forward.. don't you think?

[bamabunny2787]

Throughout all of earth, it is the male that looks like a fool for the hand of his mate: should a female have to be pressed for care, it means either she cares not for herself or waits for the better dance to show herself more. should a female be pressed to dance herself, then she SHOULD wait & see, as it was never her natural means to dance the whole show in the first place. & if both sides can manage to dance for love in the same melody and rhythm, it's not just dancing; it's your soulmate. <3

[Maddy922]

It reminds me of a mudkip

[TheGoldendoodle98765]

THIS BIRD IS CREEPY THUMBS UP IS YOU AGRRE

[cominroitover80]

i wish it was that easy for us humans, like. we could just go up to a girl and just VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. you know what i mean? just.... BVBVBVBVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!­!!!!!!!

bvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrr

[sofis2312]

Earth, we came on peace

[108locomoco]

The female is like get away from me creep.

[ModernSaxDotCom]

awesome



[squoblat]

and now the magic begins.... ah hell with it. YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR!

[alecoool]

this biatch just had not enough beer! :D

[AngelinaBina1]

why would a bird look like that its like em u r total weard bird

[azurescens420]

That's real mackin

[DiamondDJandSound]

Ah, 2am Youtube. I don't know how I got here, and I have no clue why I'm watching this.

[7Somerset]

why is the first related video snoop dog on weed?

[freethinker424]

looks like those scary fuckin tree things in zelda: wind waker.

[MoonPhase94]

lol, female is like, 'the fuck?'

[MrRayquazaking]

Pause at 0:12

Mute current video

Open new tab

go to /watch?v=6SEOguApssc

Play both videos

Enjoy

[7Somerset]

@MrRayquazaking lol that fits better

[devilsweetkiss]

@MrRayquazaking /watch?v=OTXoXN_FPs4&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[dubyaaaaa]

@MrRayquazaking awesome

[MrStorm022]

@MrRayquazaking XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ThisIsWonga1]

@MrRayquazaking I just died laughing

[lizzieswe]

@MrRayquazaking CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Seas of laughter overwhelm my soul, females and males alike are very judgemental in one way or the other. Birds of paradise such cards I tell ya!

[roxipp95]

hufsa! :O

[tnimpala]

hahahaha

[1jay1bowers1]

If I was that bird I'd think I was tripping on mushrooms again.

[rickydlp]

that's how you conquest a woman....

[Miikaika25]

not today!! hahaha

[Themittens2010]

Wow, is that Snookie?

[Shwaggetyshfifty]

James Earl Jones is fucking epic

[chronDiggity]

you put an ad on a video you don't even fucking own

[XxXMALVXxX]

I'll be scared too if there's a BIG SMILEY face circling me

[guitarguy00001]

I've tried similar approaches like this one at the club to attract a lady...it didn't work out very well for some reason...

[CupcakeGoddess1799]

Desperate bird wants some "sugar" ;)

[dayah17]

i'm gonna have nightmares tonight

[shatteredkurobara]

Lololololol, the female looks so confused xD

[CobbleStoneist]

Wish my boyfriend put on a show like that.

[sara41851]

@CobbleStoneist hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

[Kamizilla]

@CobbleStoneist Haha, no you don't!

[Kamizilla]

@CobbleStoneist Haha, no you don't!

[CobbleStoneist]

@Kamizilla I dunno, if he was covered in feather I would probably take him before he could dance XD

[Kamizilla]

@CobbleStoneist Oh my! O_O

[CobbleStoneist]

@Kamizilla Oh yes! :D

[arleitiss]

Whats the exact name of this bird type/breed? I want to find about it on wiki and read more but got no idea what it's called.

[gokusan002]

@arleitiss Superb Bird of Paradise.

[luhhbaking]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!

made my whole bio class laugh because I was laughing when we watched it.. :)

[Musable360]

there are more fish in the sea

[distressed7]

"Looking for love in all the wrong places...."

[zeepychick365]

lol if i were that girl and some dude bird came up and started doing that it would scare the crap out if me

[zombiesrule0]

*porn music plays*

[kanatapaw]

that would scare me off if i was that bird xD

[rognstad88]

coolest bird i've eva seen!

[tabernavudu]

It's the Guido-Bird!

[SandraMyDear]

i remember watching this in class and everyones like OOOOOHHHH when he gets rejected

[MissCracker14]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF?

[ryanwhite21]

watch this stoned

[converse3012]

disturbing,weird,and funny all at the same time

[RosariaDF]

@converse3012 How is this "disturbing"? Do you even know the meaning of that word? This is a bright little bird hopping around. STUPID

[sueeebbb]

@jiciyang HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[jiciyang]

forever alone

[kaykayyish]

if i was that bird, that would scare all shit out of me.

[etocadet]

THIS SERIES WAS CALLED PLANET EARTH AND WAS NARRATED BY DAVID ATTENBOROUGH, WHO HEADED THE SHOW, WHY DO AMERICANS NEED AN AMERICAN NARRATOR (not yelling at the people but the marketers)

[veelalynne]

@etocadet I am an American and I love David Attenborough.

[kristaz]

6 people cant dance.

[Trund27]

Mother Nature is one wild lady!!

Beautiful

[culturaleyes]

maybe he should try mystery method

[whatdupdoh]

@culturaleyes lol this would fall under peacocking in the Mystery Method.

[LostWithoutAllah]

REJECTED!

[Loveforgotten1]

I laughed SO hard!!

[Evileneist]

Now... imagine if the men do it for us... women before sex, it would be wonderful and beautiful, these birds have more imagination than us kkkkk

[kimyounggeun100]

good.........

[owen2447]

How dare they replace the perfectly pitched voice and commentary of David Attenborough with this drivel

[1schwererziehbar1]

that's amazing!

how does it do the music though?

[EFFANDJEFF]

I must correct the blurb that accompanies this clip; the original Planet Earth series created by BBC Worldwide - that has been repackaged by Disneynature with the voice of James Earl Jones - was not narrated by 'Patrick Stewart', it was narrated by the world's most revered nature documentarian - David Attenborough

[ThaPyngwyn]

@EFFANDJEFF While you are correct about Planet Earth, Disneynature's Earth is, in fact, narrated by Patrick Stewart in the United Kingdom.

[EFFANDJEFF]

@ThaPyngwyn yes, you're quite right. I was made aware of my misunderstanding shortly after leaving the comment.

[AlyceJackson123]

The mating dance of the wild Scottish highlander--Inside joke :)

[Ilovehossain]

what birds would do to get laid...<.<

[jmaybe2]

just keep smilin' :D

[CatherineTheSims]

HOLY CRAP!!!

[Milysov]

this is Poker Face bird =D

[MrChubaisPWNZ]

все кто тут из за 100500 палец вверх)

[Hospitaller18017]

@MrChubaisPWNZ 

[MusicAnythingBut]

How could anyone think this is wierd or creepy? It's funny, cute, and beautiful, but to say it's creepy....What's wrong with you people?

[blathynblethyn]

This was weird enough without having Darth Vader as narrator.

[smihy1]

wow the bird had to step out to think.. more like he was freaking her out. That big blue smile freak out anyone with those beady eyes

[KatieTaylor24]

This is the equivalent to guys revving engines, popping collars, and spray tanning.

[raquazer98]

i saw this n class and i just hade to look it up the class was in laughing fits

[Mr1963forever]

WORLD'S BEST BIRD!

[FenrirSkollXxXLuna]

where is this bird found? in what country? Brazil in Amazon?



[fracture82]

0:36 lol. She isn't "thinking". She probably just saw some food or something.

[caseynicholemusic]

So cute!

[epeemstr]

here, an extremely racist bird performs a minstrel show. its not my thing, but this other shit-head thinks its hilarious lol

[Kome1]

Looks like the pool's closed.

[RumourWeed]

The narrator sounds more turned on than the bird.

[TheCGIMaster]

The poor female looks terrified! :O

[toolover10]

If there is alien life in other galaxies, I am willing to bet good old planet Earth has more freaky shit than any other habitable planet.

[LauziieDauziie]

I want one as a pet! :P lol

[2142kieran]

Amazing!

[Heather45689]

LOOOOL

[loveisnotdead2]

guys would do anything to get laid ...

[OppositeofHATE7]

i'd need to step out and think too if a guy came at me like that xD

[errolbibi]

Wow, He transforms into a neon smiley!

[boombye]

so disney took bbc's footage, edited into 90 minutes and gave it a different voice over? the whole series is awesome, what a stupid waste of theater time.

[NBlunierProductions]

I loved this part lol

[periesicsd]

Damn, too much LSD.... @_@ @_O

[zealbadman]

Brilliant!

[TVRnGTR]

0:06 the wing and feather arrangement make it look like a jet

[KIINZEY]

What a blatant rip-off of the BBC planet earth. 

[kaitheath]

@KIINZEY it's a partnership between BBC and Disney so US audiences could see it too. Not a rip-off, it's the exact same footage and everything, and I'm sure BBC made a pretty penny off of that deal as well.

[george77772moons]

I laughed myself outta my chair the first time I saw this...

[JamesRideout123]

That bird is like "what in the fuck did I just watch?"

"GODDAMN I WANNA GET FUCKED!"

[alx64uchiha]

"I want you bitch"

[driven2sin]

we used to deep fry these in da hood and make me smile like that eatin it

[videopeeps1234567898]

thats hot.

[SuperMegaPeanut]

the mating dance of the endangered african what the fuck is that

[dancinstarr10]

that scares me lol. oh well. mother nature at its best

[601rockstar]

How many people didn't know what the HELL that thing was until the third time the narrator said "BIRD"...

Stoner watching nature documentary: Look at that! It's so cute-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!

[procesoesterocleido]

This is one of the sexiest birds alive.

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

Ah i saw this on Planet Earth fucking amazing

[Tbag3O]

The guy that filmed this had to stay in a hole in the ground for 20-21 days until he got the shot of the bird of paradise. Truly the patience this man had is as unbelievable as this shot itself.

[zellious1]

it scares the female bird!!!!!!!!

[ESSENCEOFEACHTHING]

@zellious1

It's not sexy : )

[Serasia]

That's actually a bit scary to me. But it seems to work for birds. xD I can imagine what would happen if a human tried this.

[1Mastermind1990]

Sums up pretty much all of Jersey Shore

[mollicious100]

@1Mastermind1990 dead from lol

[sebster87]

I did that shiit last night!! I got me some !!! =) sometimes it does work!!!

[EnvyMy75]

Who wouldn't run away, honestly? reminds me of beetljuice when he demonstrates how scary he can be.

Wait a second, "full length"? maybe feature length, but Planet Earth was an entire show, 14 hours... "Full" makes it sound like planet earth was shorter.

[westpapuanmob]

Most tribes in the island of papua new guinea and west papua believe that different birds have different values or levels. Therefore, we respect them according to their positions or levels. They sometimes bring sadness / happiness for instance, if i went hunting or gardening and seeing them dancing in groups or male and female dancing while singing i tend to be happy or shed tears. their songs are our rhythm as we sing and play traditional music.

[emraldYE]

3 FEMALE BIRDS WATCHED THIS VIDEO! :P

[royceunion7]

@emraldYE ok man, not funny nor cool

[emraldYE]

@royceunion7 im not a man!

[jsssm]

story of my life

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

@jsssm Haha, aw.

[zetsu12345678910]

men are all the same. even when they are birds XD

[laggie24]

Now I am happy I was born as a human being...thank "G" I wasn't as a bird... oh my ... what a bloody mask his got ... this is what is called mating ? ... rather see it as scaring ...discusting!!! Nowonder the female skipped away :-)

[JOLENE2008]

i saw this and was like wow? the bird goes out of his way to get a lady and then she turns him down :)

[ThumbprintTheatrics]

We watched this in Biology last year and I just remembered that I laughed really hard at something and everyone looked at me like I was a moron.

I looked it up and this it it. It's still funny. What assholes.

[21ricky666]

@ThumbprintTheatrics we watched it in my class too and i cracked up along with one other person.

[Jabberwockxeno]

..That's actually pretty scary.

[Carini13]

@IceColdKilla214 tru dat

[TheBeautyBeatrix]

im using this for my biology project lol!

[IceColdKilla214]

hahaha no better movie when you're high!

[stovenjuice]

bird cheezin like a motha fuc

[3KS26]

Dad bird to baby bird: "Son your mom taught you how to fly and now its time for me to teach you how to become a man! You must learn 3 things! River dancing, hypnosis and how to transform yourself into a giant smily face. Do all 3 things at the same time and you will be the biggest player in the jungle just like your daddy"

Lol I love nature.