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  • "Kid,,,,I have shit bigger than you, give me the fucking ball! Now I didn't say that, it was in my head, I wanted to, but I didn't."

  • I agree. I despise parents who don't know how to discipline thier godamn kids.

  • I totally feel you, man! I am a former teacher and thought I had seen it all until I watched a friend's child at my house for the summer. I thought my son will have a playmate! This child hissed, kicked, threw tantrums and destroyed my home! When she would leave I would be shaking! She would even go in my fridge when her mother picked her up and stick her tongue out at me while swiping my food. Her mother said nothing--adios turd and adios former friend! People control your "precious" offspring!

  • @RayWilliamJohnston What's up turd boy, did you get the shit beat out of you? Did your mother not love you enough? He was the coach turd boy, he commands the children you fucker. FYI, your mother didn't give birth to you, you came out the opposite end of a dog, thus, turd boy is born

  • kid, i have shit bigger than you.give me the fucking ball. lol

  • @scoutmachinima

    Its not rwj so dont act likr that his name is johnston (fail!) hes a poser

  • puppies got cancer?!?

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  • Some of your best work.

  • @RayWilliamJohnston HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU YOOUU MOTHER F i agree with you heck i would have grabbed a beer or popcorn just sat back and watch the go at it little kids are funny as hell to watch fight

  • I can totally relate to that vid, well I did a turd on a four year old. Same thing right???

  • The lady was the 1 person who disliked this...

  • Someone's child at my kids' daycare is like that. I don't want to beat the child's ass, I want to beat the parents' asses. It's a failure on their part.

  • Yes he should express this opinion but to the kids parents also. It's called social behavior! This kid just needs some work.

  • I love the way you tell stories. But may I express my point of view? I don't think you should judge the child for his behavior. Of course he was a turd and all, but the reason why he behaved like that is most probably because of his parents. We aren't born evil, cheeky or whatever... These "qualities", if i may call them like that, are taken from our surroundings. So his parents are probably the shittiest kind of persons one could ever meet. Sorry for my boring comment

  • lol...i hate kids like that

  • I have freakin met children before that are complete TURDS but what sucks the most is the parents don't do shit...when their children are being a**holes

  • @RayWilliamJohnston Turdboy is your son? HAHAHA FAGGOT!

  • The parents are NOT doing the child any favors letting him behave like that. No one will be able to stand that child. I know of kids like this, it's ugly. And are the parents in for a treat when he becomes a teenager! Also, think about where he learned the behavior--that's just not normal for that age.

  • Awesome!

  • @RayWilliamJohnston Id say it's called showing some fucking respect. If your a young kid and are a little dick head and an elder grabs your arm and tells you to stop, you probably should. It's not creepy or because the person wants to buttsecks you it's because of showing respect. BTW I'm 15 and understand this and how ever old you are, well you should too. And nice fake acc the real RWJ is a tool aswell.

  • 1 person is a turn

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  • good job man i deal with people like that all the time

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  • i was ok with everything until the spitting part...i would have broke that little fuckers arm

  • "Nobody leaves here alive!" I love it! People are too mamby-pamby these days! It's okay to be pissed off, even at kids! We're only Human, we get annoyed, but as adults we have to control ourselves and express our pissed-offness constructively. Good job!

  • turd parents make turd kids!!

  • You see that one dislike right up there? That is most definitely the Turd.

  • @RayWilliamJohnston ur a fucking faggot. ur not even the real raywilliamjohnson ether ur just a wanna be douche that comments on videos tricking people to thinking your the real rwj. fuck off

  • Hey I got 14 year olds that have temper tantrums cause I wont let them do their science work in English class. Coddled from birth through college..... Japanese kids. Spit in the face dude... wow I would have gone to jail for assault on a minor. That kid needs an old fashioned slap! When I was really bad in Elementary school and I was, my old man gave me the belt when I got home or major grounding. We have a world society that feels not responsible for their actions and their kids will follow.

  • 0.0

  • well back in the day we would have whooped the kid and took him to his parents and if they did nothin ide whoop the parent too dammm youth time to whoop some ass lol

  • THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!! LMAO MY SIDE HURT!!! SORRY FAMO!

  • @RayWilliamJohnston first time ive seen your insult on a video :D i know your gonna ignore tho :(

  • fucking turd! hahah... whoooo. good times, eh?

  • can't stop laughing about 3:50.

  • @RayWilliamJohnston Oh my god! Wow! Really?? Guess what, you're a douche! :D

  • I'd have snapped little turd's neck, and then taken the parents to get neutered. If more of us did the same, there would be fewer turds in the world, maybe eventually none because the turn genes would get wiped out.

  • woulda grabbed the kid and called him a piece of shit ROFL

  • @RayWilliamJohnston hands to yourself didn't apply to turd boy, either. facepalm

  • awesome story dude, kewl beans

  • i loved the way he said will we learn the fundementals of soccer

  • Some where a parent is crying because of this video!....BTW LMAO

  • lol, pause at 3:06

  • @RayWilliamJohnston ya man, your really lame. and your channel is gay as hell

  • @RayWilliamJohnston "Sounds like a problem for the kids to work out between each other."

    You're expecting 3 year olds sorting out their own problems?!

    "Hands to yourself doesn't apply to adults?"

    If you were the Coach, what would you do if a Child was hitting / kicking another child? By the sounds of it you'd just fuckin' stand there.

  • Great video Steve. I admire your patience.

  • 6:45 best line ever!

  • Sing it with me!

    "All we need is just a little patience."

    Everybody!

    "All we need is just a......"

    No? OK then.

  • @Sugartalker

    it's funny you wrote that

    I was getting angry at work last week when I heard GnR patience come on the radio

    it was then I knew my co-worker was a turd

  • I would have destroyed him.

  • WE ARE GONNA LEARN THE FUNDAMENTALS OF SOCCER OR NOBODY LEAVES HERE ALIVE!!

  • First things first...that piece of shit parent should've been forced to get sterilized and never procreate. Second, someone should just take that little "turd" of a child and get him to some quality parents who will fix his little ass...or if that doesn't work, stuff that little "turd" in a garbage disposal, flip the switch & call it a day. It's children like that whose birth certificate is a big apology to the condom factory.

  • You have so much self discipline i would have knocked that kids block off ! i hate some (certain) types kids SO MUCH, ... so after watching this video i sucribed to you :)

  • I don't know if it's all generations that think the new one has gone to hell, but never in a million years could I have imagined a kid doing that to an adult while I was growing up. We never got beaten by our parents or any of those 'ass-whuppin'' stories you hear, but the simple fear of God that we had of adults or whatever you call it would have made it inconceivable.

  • i wouldnt have been able to stop myself from shouting at him or something

  • Most parents these days don't discipline their kids at all. That is why the world is filled with so much hate these days. I have a turd in my neighborhood. His mom looks like she should be in a nuthouse, so I can only imagine what she teaches him.

  • captainfury2007 can you anser something for me this may not really matter but what did the kid look like and also isnt it illegal to phisicly touch a child??? if not just say so ok i am actuly clueless...

  • @bioshock722 i think that you can grab their arm if you think theyre going to hit someone or to stop them hurting anyone else but you cant just go up to a random child and decide to grab his arm

  • Also, My beard is longer than yours.... haha Maybe I'll make a vid! haha!

  • I'm bout it dude. I'm telling you...I'm going to teach my little girl to punch boys in the face who do things like that to her. Not only did you have to deal with it...but the little girl who was being nice had to deal with a tiny d-bag kicking her hand. Unfortunatly, it will most likely never get better for that kid, and he'll grow up to be just another little homie child who wears pants that don't fit and long dumb t-shirts and acts like he's the shit when he's really just a turd.

  • I like all of your videos man. Your stories are awesome. Sry about that turd spitting in your face.

  • 98% of children are vile mean little shits. I was an outcast and a quiet little kid so I had a unique perspective on the whole thing. 98% of all the kids in my school, summer camps, etc. were extremely cruel and mean to me for no reason. Therefore I think 98% of the children living in our society could die in fire and I wouldn't care. Yes I am bitter, I was nice and I got nothing but shit in return. Children suck. People suck.

  • you had a bad day to huh?

  • "Kid, i have SHIT bigger than you." I was LMFAOOOOOOO!

  • LOLL " I shit bigger than you. Give me the fucking ball" haha i love it. = D

  • the bad part is ..is that its like a never ending cycle...his parents dont give a shit so he becomes a turd then he has kids and does the same and so on and so on till eventually there are 1,000 turd kids

  • @RayWilliamJohnston

    Fake profile much, worthless piece of shit?

  • great vid dude! funniest in a while!

    P.S. - FUCK TURD BOY!

  • Greatest story teller in the world. You deserve so many more subscribers,

    

  • @CrtlAltDlt I know right? this guy is amazing!!!

  • Sounds like he's a bully in the making.

  • @ebiannah sounds like he's a fucking prison inmate in the making!

  • YES!

  • OhTurd

  • 3:05- 3:09 ...... CRIS FARLEY!

  • i no how u feel some parents r just insane and they wont control there kids it makes me so mad

  • It's bad enough when you have a problem child who has parents that are trying their best to raise the child right, but when you have a crappy little rat-turd of a child with parents who don't give a shit & let the brat get away with whatever the heck it wants, then that just really gripes my ass to no end because they're setting the child up for mega-epic failure. Truly, some people have no business even thinking about bringing a child into this world & unfortunately, they breed like rabbits.

  • Turd boy saw this video and hit Dislike.

    Captain I totally agree with you, that is probably the best time to ever think of hitting a three year old.

    Keep up the epicness.

  • @RayWilliamJohnston Yes, 3 year olds have great judgment to work that kind of stuff out between themselves. You were probably a turd as a child because you sound like a turd as an adult.

  • Nature or Nurture.....My beliefe...you got bad kids, ur a sucky ass parent

  • End up in prison and get prison raped HAHA

  • Love it! I teach computers to preschoolers, can't imagine one of them doing that.

  • captainfury HD. :,D so happy

  • @RayWilliamJohnston So you condone hitting, biting, spitting and kicking other children? And not do anything about it?  just smile and wave?

  • @captainfury2007 smile and wave, coke and a smile

  • @captainfury2007 i dont believe in child abuse but if some little fucking shit spit on me i would have broken is fucking arms and cut out his tongue lets see how much he can spit now.

  • turd child. LMFAO!!

  • You should have picked him up and thrown him at his mom.

  • I have no children and thank fuck for that. If I ever were to have offspring there is no doubt it would be retarded, nothing but trouble and an outright shame to humanity.

  • Sorry buddy but I have to say.... I love when you have a shitty day!!!

    it makes for such good videos

  • Oh god, i pissed myself when you said i have shits bigger then you...lol

  • My wife teaches 2nd grade. Mostly great kids. But every year there's one or two... Yesterday, this year's prize was only going through the other kid's backpacks and stealing all their Silly Bandz; no injuries. But all year there's been continuous 'accidents' on the playground, with several other kids getting sprained wrists, broken fingers, etc., whenever he's around. The kids mother is recently just out of prison. Who'd have guessed?

  • 1:40 good push

  • This just proves my point that children today aren't beaten enough

  • He does it b/c he can get away with it. He's also seeing it somewhere and thinking its ok to do that shit. He needs some intervention or youre right, he'll end up in jail.

  • Those hissing, spitting, and kicking turds are always the worst.

  • never...never have i been soooooo fucking happy to see the end of that shit bag...i didn't just want to punch him...i wanted to kick him torture him mess with his head by playing fucking manchurian candidate and hannibal lecter crap on him...thank god almighty i have patience.

  • Just like dogs...it is usually the owner who is to blame....plus sometimes they can be turds.

  • BAHHHAHAHA she disliked it!!!! HA!!!! and yea mate i know where your coming from,i was a substitute art teacher before for little kids and i met this boy...i think this turd and your turd should go into battle and fight to the death.he jumped on the tables he painted his face like in army camo and stuck paint brushes up his nose screaming hail ala yea,i know i grabbed his arm, and punches my face, kicks my nuts and runs off,then i saw him leave with his parents,and with him on a kid leash...

  • Based on the ratings, it looks like Turd's mom is, indeed, a subscriber.

  • hahahahahaha @3.42 too many kids are like that though

  • @captainfury2007 It is all because the white people need to start beating the kids. Because they roam like they are top shit.

  • @techhelper1 Because black people's children are all fine and dandy too?

  • @techhelper1 Lol yup we need to beat our kids I understand but black parents have to teach there kids to stop doing drugs being a prosititute killing and stealing and teach then to get an education

  • @techhelper1 So many things wrong with this.

  • @techhelper1 'The white people', lol?

    I think it's the purple and pink peoples fault

  • @techhelper1 how stereotypical

  • I LOVE your videos! I hope you are doing well!!

    xoxo

    Elizabeth Langham

  • Man that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! I think I woulda slapped that kid.

  • mneehhhhh you beard is disgustoing nehh nehh nehhh go shave it waaa waaaa, nah seriously your beard looks almost epic just about two more weeks and it will be AWESOME dont shave it again and specially cuz this TURD vewers of you tell you, wear your epic beard with epicnes on the epicity of the epicness of the beard VIVA LA BEARD

  • That kid is lucky a shit he didn't grow up like I did.I would have got beat by the coach,my mom or any other family member.Then for good measure beat by my dad.I acted kinda like that kid once in public my dad backhanded me so hard it took me 5 minutes to get back on my feet.I didnt pull what ever shit I was pulling after that so I guess it worked.

  • @bearchay889 Exactly...if he was being properly disciplined he wouldnt think it was ok to do that. It starts with the parents...he wasnt born like that.

  • In the United States today, there is a pervasive tendency to treat children as adults, and adults as children. The options of children are thus steadily expanded, while those of adults are progressively constricted. The result is unruly children and childish adults. Not that I'm trying to condone his actions, just perhaps explain them a little.

  • OMG, if my kid had acted like that they would have gotten a crack on the ass.

  • CLASSIC DUDE...lol :) How sweet would that punch have felt,sending said sprog into the air,landing on his white trash mother,and turd himself now wracked with fear and pain....laying a nice fresh turd on his mommies lap, with gran finaly coming down hard on her trash daughter,ramming her face into turds turd.......ah we can only hope :)

  • That would suck so bad if she was watching this lmao

  • LMAO...

    All adult turds were once children. They were probably turds when they were kids too. Smaller and younger but still turds. :D

  • Its the marine coming out in ya lol i would of dragged that kid off the damn field and beat his ass

  • irony is ur friend! i would snap to if a 3yo did that to me!

  • That;s crazy insane .

  • 3:00 that was freaking scary ._.

  • Forty years ago when I was a child that would not have been tolerated... Unfortunately, nowadays parents are not permitted to discipline their children anymore. Welcome to the Brave New World!

  • Children that act up like this are wanting attention. His parents probably spend little time with him. Might be the child of a single parent that is more interested in herself and feels that the child is in the way of her fun.  It is sad. The mother is the problem. Sounds like Grandma is stuck with two children , one just bigger than the other one.

  • You're awesome dude.

  • You? Angry? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    Lol...this was hil-fucking-arious!

  • i have issues with one of my sons friends. he makes me nuts. he is a rat.

    xoexo

  • Hey! I met that kid too! I wanted to spray fabreeze in his face....lolol.

  • sounds like a lil shit turd to me..

  • I was going to say, "that's all he did?" but then I remembered that he's only 3 years old. I'd love know what kind of trouble he's going to get into further down the line.

  • LMAO!! "Kid I have shits bigger than you"

  • Love it!

  • It's such a shame that so many parents enable that behavior these days.

  • First xD nice

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