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[portaljumper339]

Dualscar seriously sounds like Sean Connery. Anyone else think so?

[88pixiegirl88]

@portaljumper339 my first thought.

[CosplayEmpress]

It's funny, whenever anyone does something distracting during a makeout with my fellow Homestuck boyfriend, because of this video, we both now say that "that was a major bone-bulge killer".

[Zemyxlover99]

epic Sean Connery voice...lol

[TINYHOHOHO]

I find this significantly easy to masturbate to.

[CanineFatalities]

That Mindfang sounds sexy.

-reads description-

Oh... Oh dear lord....

[behappiful]

"...Unless that's what you're into ~"

"wwhat"

"Oh...you kn8w, l8ke...wrapping you up...i-in a we8."

[dragonairlover]

are we gonna do it or WUH-what? (XDDDDD)

[qenismcgee]

Talk about bad porno

[Magitithefox]

Lucky bitch

[DropThatBass5567]

"That's right, Orphy"

I flipped my shit and almost hit something, I was so scared.

[grab2diick2]

Orphy

[RRcrazygirls]

OH MY GOD!

[Syko7s]

H3 H3 H3 H3 H3 H3

OM..... G3333333333

VR1SK4!!!!!! G3T OV3R H3R3! 1 FOUND SOM3TH1NG ON YOUR ....ROL3MOD3L >:)

[CrazyTheatreChick]

Dual Sean Connery

[soultrick09]

Nope! It's mine!

[megacpfan82]

Best way to end a story EVER.

"And then they did it! :3"

[greywow]

Dualscar is Sean Connery

and Mindfang is Cartman.

FOREVER.

[yaoidemon101]

I hurt in the laugh!

[rstonewhas]

i now ship eridan x vriska no regrets...

[BluYoshi9001]

@rstonewhas Wwelcme, 8rother. Wwe'vve 8een expecting you.

[Masteroftehlulz]

Oh man these videos are so hilarious.

[RebeccaK93]

Sean Connery

[FuegoZorro7]

Should be "finfiction" for more puns :D

[ssalgnod123]

or jack rabbit from T.U.F.F puppy

[ssalgnod123]

i like Dualscar's voice it reminds me of the snowman from courage the cowardly dog

[calambiria]

This is so amazing. Dualscar is Sean Connery

IM RELATED TO SEAN CONNERY.

[AyoChanLuffsU]

why does dulscar sound scottish or irish? :U 

[FSKProductions2010]

@AyoChanLuffsU .... So much fail.

[Casanova1177]

fanfiction...LOOOOOOOOOOL

[TrenckeTrencke]

Wait. So Dualscar is Shaun Connery?

Awesome.

[CutiePiePanda666]

shpidersh :3 fafafafafa

[kibitzi]

Why is Dualscar an Irishderp

...

Guess that's just badassery.

[SprinklezTheHunter]

@kibitzi I see you have never heard an Irish accent.

[KirioGameNote]

Dualscar is man. SNOWman.

[kittyandstars777]

Scorpio's forever. 8itch!

[Lightstar67]

...Love being a Scorpio...:::;)

[realmbeyondtheshadow]

Eridans face at the end.

"Nope! Its Mine!"

[MarchEridan]

Most...Akward...Vid...Ever C":

[BluYoshi9001]

I've gotta see that fanfic.

[LadyBria1996]

Dualscar sounds like Goldmember from Austin Powers xD

[Flamingsitar]

@LadyBria1996 actually sean connery

[JayandRayne]

Why does he sounds like shawn connery?

[HeavyMetalHindu]

That awkward moment where you suggest something and the other person looks at you like "Wut?"

[MultiBeltman]

the end was the best part "nope! its mine sorry"

[vomitingneon]

mindfang's voice makes me hot in so many ways

[Mattulaak]

nope its mine sorry!

[GermanysVitalRegion]

Oh lawd.

Dualsc8rn C8nnery? It works.

[Koga34]

DONT TEAR THE FABRIC.

LMOA.

[halosky258]

Snowman from Courage the Cowardly 0_o

[SapphireRoseist]

AND THEN THEY DID IT. 

[Skellertom]

Dualscar sounds Scottish. what.

[ZombieCupcakes1]

"NOPE ITS MINE! SORRY!" Best. Motherglubbing. Part.

[Katnisseriss]

Dualscar sounds like an old scottish man with a lisp. HEADCANON FOREVER.

[NekusWorld]

Shhheaaan Chonnerhy.

[ronemmens]

No, no, no

Sean Connery sounds like Dualscar

[fatcroftandfriends]

dualscar sounds like sean connery i am LAUGHING

[BONKatomicSUKAPUNCH]

first porn i ever saw

[xPhantomxSoulx]

Best ending to a story ever.

[TomHuronJr]

bondage?

[SuperNekoAlice]

Oh god...

THIS is what was uploaded on my birthday?! XDD

[P0rcelainM0nster]

CANT.STOP.LAUGHING. XXXXXXXXD

[CeresVictoria360]

"Let me see tha-"

"NOPE! It's mine!"

[FallingUpStars]

holy shit... nostalgia. That snowman

[archery411]

is it wrong that I found eridan's face at the end with the big eyes and puffy cheeks so adorable... xD

[PrincesTomboy]

Oh thank goodness I'm not the only one who heard Sean Connery in Dualscar... I wonder if it's because Eridan likes Trolls Bond.

[honeysenpai19]

dualscar sounds a tad like fat bastard from austin powers

[marquezfilms480]

T3T make love ! not boredom !

[magpiedragon127]

For those who stumbled on to this video- WELCOME TO HOMESTUCK

[redsorakingdomhearts]

for a moment I thought Dualscar was the Demo man from team fortress 2.

[superlegomoose1]

eridan sounds like the grinch

[SGTkitty27]

@superlegomoose1

you mudda fuckas know that's his ancestor, yes? }:I

[ChibiTigerFly]

ERIDAN WWHAT ARE WWE GONNA DO WWITH YOU? XD

[ScenekiddHeartsMusic]

I love how Eridan says "And then they did it!"

[NJP695]

Holy shit.

Dualscar is Sean Connery.

*Headcannon for life*

[Uberriffic]

@NJP695 I was just thinking that.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! D:

[BluYoshi9001]

@NJP695 What is the sound a grub makes?

...Moo.

No.

Well, that's the sound your lusus made last night!

[Nnoitrastalker]

This is how I always see Eridan....is that bad?

[dragongirl1501]

I... I don't..... understand what is happening.....

[SleonHikari]

@dragongirl1501 its eridan reading a fanfiction that never happened. whats to get?

[JohnnyCgirl91]

Eridan reads fanfiction XDDD

[kezz667]

Dualscar went dead Scottish towards the end oh my giddy aunt what I don't understand.

[DeathByZombiez]

WHY THE FUCK IS DUALSCAR SCOTTISH

[mikew1133]

@DeathByZombiez Because he's the boy who waited

[SleonHikari]

@DeathByZombiez why is Eridan english!

when someone answers that then everything will make sense!!!

[inunekomenta]

LOL

[Wasabisoul]

AND THEN THEY DID IT.

[SpellCasterGlenn]

Dualscar = Shawn Connery

[theUnpwnable]

Dualscar: "No FUCK your untyin wwrong"

Mindfang: "Come on I've got it!!!!!!!!"

Dualscar: "no you got to flip it TURN WAYS"

[xMORGANisAkittyx]

Only in Homestuck are robes so complicated to untie...

[GlorifiedMonster]

I don't think Mindfang quite understands what bondage is....

[Kitakazamaki]

Dualscar's voice reminds me of the Snowman from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[KunoichiLenaleerose]

Dualscar kinda reminded me of Sean Connery XD

[MrGamerman111]

FUCKING SUGGESTION BAR! "I need Love -GAY-" WHAT THE FUCK?

[ninabigoloni]

wwhat?

LOL

[PhillipTunaLunatique]

... Sean Connery...

[iZebree]

why is eridan writing such interesting... fanfics at 6 sweeps?

[FiddlerOfRhyme]

God damn Dualscars voice....:3

[TheKinseth]

Dualscar is Troll Sean Connery. Forever.

[EmilyJersey1]

I told you thish like twentysh timesh

[KariBaine]

Eridan's voice in the beginning sounds like the snowman from Courage The Cowardly Dog.

[HomestuckShinanegans]

@KariBaine

Thats dualscar, silly e we~

[Totalcat7]

@KariBaine ..... YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!

[YasashiiChan28]

@KariBaine you mean Dualscar

[KariBaine]

@YasashiiChan28 Yeah I know now. I didn't at the time. Sorry.

[kage64love64]

.........I lul'd so hard.

[dewatdawn1]

LOL. DAT "NOPE". -3

[sunnymuffin65]

 ooohhh fieshtyyyy

[EmilyJersey1]

OMG YOU did Mindfang's voice?

Now you're God.

[tryrestart]

That was the plan.

To give you a boner.

[Kairukurumi]

@tryrestart AND YOU GOT ONE :D

[Barberwoad]

CAREFUL YOU'LL TEAR THE FABRIC

[XandNoWai]

Duel Scarn Connery

[ninjabakuraHD]

AND THEN THEY DID IT!

gets me every time.

[AmnesicPlague]

Dualscar is Sean Connery? Hm. Seems legit.

[EmilyJersey1]

Let me see that!

NOPE! It's mine sorry 8I

[graciaguana]

Ask the sassy summoner!

[faygoman123]

I don't remember THAT part of the journal. :)

[faygoman123]

0-0

[raray751]

"NOPE! ITS MINE! SORRY"

[papason4041]

dual scar sounds like sean connery

[kerrynoel42]

@papason4041 supposed to be a spof of james bond... sort of

[fireflycat99]

I love the face Eridan made at the end ;3;

[NoahAllston]

I got kinda turned on by Mindfang's voice.

Then I read you voiced her.

Then it was akward.

[MrVivianH]

@NoahAllston If, after that, you didn't find it more arousing, there may be something wrong with you.

[NoahAllston]

@MrVivianH

By that moment my bone bulge wouldn't go down.

[smartgirl889]

Is it just me or does duelscar sound like Shawn connery? (I probably spelled all that wrong)

[kerrynoel42]

@smartgirl889 supposed to be a spoof of james bond... sort of

[2beedify]

It is official. I love you.

[jamzilla960]

sounds more like jake rather then eridan.

[jamzilla960]

@jamzilla960 *orfiese

[CeresVictoria360]

Sean Connery? wat?

[elronman]

shouldn't it be finfiction... I shouldn't do this when I'm barely conscious.

[Legendaerie]

This is the single greatest thing I have ever watched.

[ZombieCupcakes1]

Eridan does fanfiction to? AWESOME!

[Taixene]

Sean Connery?

[Yargaflargen]

Oh dear Lord. YOU. YOU. I LOVE YOU MASTER YORGI.

[Therealjoe2010]

[Sees Fan Fiction written on Eridan's book]

Me: "Wait a minute..No no, none of this adds up at all! ERIDAN!"

[YinYangAlchemist]

Dualscar sounds evil, and then it sounds like he's scottish.WTF?

[shadowwolf2334]

did anyone notice eridan's jurnal said fanfiction on it XD

[MorningMorgen]

"AND THEN THEY DID IT." That's how I'm ending every story I tell. FOREVER.

[RanatashiShikon]

@MorningMorgen lol I can see it now... little kid: and then they lived happily ever after? you: nope and then they did it XDDDDD

WHAT IS AIR?!

[RickyV300]

@MorningMorgen forevver*

[maruproductions]

@MorningMorgen Get this man away from preschool book readings.

[ItzmeMasha]

WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE SEAN CONNERY.

[TheHolyBackstab]

I see eridan never outgrew his speech impediment know WWAT I mean?

[legonuz]

Well let's see here, I skipped the entire journal part, sooo... I'm just going to assume that happened...

[JennyTHM]

Fanfiction.

Where Eridan gets everything he wants.

[emoplushie13]

@JennyTHM I'm afraid that's the only way he's gonna get laid.

[scottpilgrimdude24]

Well now we all know where Eridan get's his charm.

[grab2diick2]

@scottpilgrimdude24 >eridan

>charm

lolno

[Homestucktrollgirl17]

@TragicTechnician lol, I forgot who that was until I saw your comment

[maplestorywonder]

Sean Connery as Dualscar = Win. So much infact, that it is poring out my ears.

[Homestucktrollgirl17]

@Kairukurumi

Oh yeah,

But he sounds just a little like Fat Bastard too, XD

[JustRp]

Octo is so voice-talented, he can voice women.

[KurehaPandaNii]

@JustRp HOLY SHIT, I THOUGHT HE HAD A GUEST?!?!??! /screaming

[Ebvardh]

Dualscar headcanon?

Sir Sean Connery.

[nightstorm131]

This is now my OTP XD

[BlitzAMV]

Seam Connery :}

[shibitheshadowhound]

i just skipped to the end and it all made since

[Kairukurumi]

Dualscar got all the ladies, all of them. (Probably all the men too....) Eridan however, gets NONE of them. :D

[emootaku7363]

@Kairukurumi Sad Aint it :3

[lugiwis]

im kinda glad my parton troll os eridan because of dualscar

[UrbanVulture]

sean connery dual scar

[RealSolidSalamander]

SWEET JESUS THAT VRISKA.

[Thunderwolfish]

Dude,I think I'm in love with eriden

[xAyaXChanx]

"Nope! It's mine!"

Oh my god Dualscar hahahahaha

[AugustBlevins]

WHY.

[Socotrine]

omg

[sweetsonicstars1]

this video creeps me out but i LOVE dualscars voice!!

its also a little weird that octo plays mindfang....

[PrincessofAkatsuki]

So many people are paying attention to Dualscar sounding like Sean Connery that they don't notice that Mindfang kinda sounds like Envy from FullMetal Alchemist.

[interstellarLovebot]

Why is Dualscar Sean Connery?

[0BucketMask0]

Dualshean Connory.