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  • Best deer impression, ever.

  • "I WILL FUCK YOU IN YOUR SLEEEEP!"

  • "it is ok i have already poisoned you my friend =)"

  • Nein... His first German word!

  • idk whats funnier the lil cowboy dance he did to get into the deer impression or the deer impression itself lmao

  • yall better recognize thats dora the explorer

  • haha i think the only germans he knows are from the big lebowski

  • YOUR TURN!!! LMFAO!!!!!

  • 2:49 charlie sheen face! lmao

  • Statistics say that 9 out of 10 people enjoy group rape

  • HAHA!! LOOK AT HIS FACE AT 7:14! THE BEST SHIT EVER!!

  • Hilarious shit

  • omg i have never laughed so hard in my life im literally crying this guy is amazing

  • Fuck to Spam!!!!

  • So deer say, "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" when they get shot? LOL

  • I liked this video......YOUR TURN!

  • omg i was laughing through this whole video lol

    i love him

  • this guy is unbelievably flexible 

  • "like O-H."

  • haha look ima deer XD

  • That was hilarious and sexy. 

  • omg, hilarious

  • Ooohh...why did you guys shoot me? hilarious!

  • little bit too much like dane cook, but very entertaining.

  • Noo muzahfucka of courze not

  • Bwahahha that deer impression.

  • OMG I live with a German Girl, she fricking walks like that!!!! Shiza!

  • he likes being on the floor and showing off his flexibility alot

  • this guy knows my kind of comedy

  • OH god this was funny as fuck!!

  • this is awfully funny. i never laugh this hard but he is cracking me up seriously xD

  • @Obviouslyced i'm german btw xD

  • probably one of the best deer impressions ive ever seen

  • he reminds me of the movie bruno lol :)

  • I can't stop laughing with the German talk but mostly the walk I keep watching it over and I still crack up

  • finally a white comedian makingg fun of black people...im for equal opportunity racial jokes..

  • I love Whitney!

  • The other day I saw a black guy with huge holes in his ears, tattoos everywhere, wicked saggy clothes, and to top off the ensamble he had a Yo GabaGaba hat on with a pom pom on top of it. Holy shit, I had to look away I was laughing so hard lol

  • why aren't you making more jokes like this on Whitney?!?

  • you can look that shit up!

  • *makes kissy noise* AND YOU KNOW THEY KISS YOU!! lmfao

  • this guy is a comedic god

  • I'm German, and everything he said is true.

  • he's like a less agressive dane cook lol

  • @thatguywashot2 no hes much better than dane cook

  • @thatguywashot2 definitely better than dane cook

  • the german walk reminds me of Stewart in mad tv.

    let me do it....

  • never have i been sooo proud to be german in my life

  • @DimemanEvan420 oh, a proud german. thats shocking.

  • @frizzybob We are pretty great people

  • whitney is such a shit show BUT i watch it all for him. b-b-b BLUES CLUES

  • @jaynemandzuk me too; he carries the entire show

  • @Glenn1441 shut the fuck up. No one asked for your opinion or your poorly thought out "critique" of an accomplished comedian. After someone attacks you, you immediately go into "big words, small thoughts" mode And defend yourself on a basis that has yet to be established. It's a video people watch for laughs. Go blog about your feelings, because YouTube is a place to watch videos, not broadcast opinions.

  • love him!!!

  • ๏̯͡๏﴿ orly?

  • Dane Cook 2.0 or what?

  • i gotta share this lmao XD

  • @Glenn1441 And who are you supposed to be? No one cares about your opinion. And besides, theres a fucking reason you used to watch him so much.

  • @etwan401 Apparently my opinion of him is significant enough for you to reply to my comment. And I think it quite fair to attempt watching a comedian a few times before critiquing. My critique was a reasoned one. I pity you that you feel the need to respond so viciously, safely anonymous behind a keyboard, and all the more so since you clearly become unhinged should someone offer opinion that differs from your own. You validate my original comment.

  • @Glenn1441 *sigh* Had your comment not gotten so many dislikes, I would't have even known you existed. Your opinion is wildly unpopular. And I'm not the only one who thinks you suck.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • D'ELIA IS A SKIN TAG

  • <3 !!! 

  • crying and laughing at the same time!!! hahahaha "the german would just stand there and say no" hahahahaha!

  • Reminds me of the mad german scientist from the Human Centipede! LOL

  • one of the few comics that never fails to make me burst out laughing

  • its funny couse im german XD and its true

  • @balletpeach how many people did you poison O.o

  • @Kree8ingMusic ......1 2 3 10 idk

  • @balletpeach and umm do you bake ?

  • @Kree8ingMusic yup i love to cook! im going to bake a cake for my friends birthday ^_^

  • @balletpeach and you'll put rat poison instead of sprinkles right ?

  • @Kree8ingMusic how did you know?!?!?! O_o

  • @balletpeach not only Germans know how to poison a motherfucker ;)

  • @Kree8ingMusic o_O well thin

  • fukin hilarious

  • I saw YOUR TTUUURRRNNN

    live, it was hilarious!!!

  • lmao...... hilarious

  • "YOUR TUUURN" LMAO!!!

  • I LOL'ed literally.

  • "you betta play yo caaaards right..."

  • "you betta play yo caaaards right..."

  • Everyone's saying you're like Dane Cook....first of all, you're way hotter than Dane ;) and second, your material is way more original and your style is not annoying like his. Love ya, man!

  • "OHHH-WEEE MOTHERFU--" drop...

  • Saw this guy randomly in LA at the Comedy Store years ago. It was a dead night and he was one of maybe 15 comedians. I remember thinking he was hilarious and telling my friend "he'll be a future star some day"... Not at all surprised to see him on a sitcom. Hope it works out for him.  I have to admit, though... seeing this clip again now... his style is insanely similar to Dane Cook. You could almost watch his "deer" bit (screaming "ITS A DEER!") and assume he was doing a parody of Cook.

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  • bla bla bla bla blue's clues mutha fuck!! lol!!

  • I love it!!!!!

    

  • congratulations on the "Whitney" show. I am watching it over the internet all the way back in Europe. :) I knew you only from stan up and its great that you gettin into TV now (if you did before sorry i didnt know) anyways, you hillarious. keep it up. 

  • Hahahaahhah, oh man... i haven't laughed this much in months!

  • hahahahahaha im crying right now cos im a 6'4 black dude wearing a blue and pink mr lazy t-shirt right this second loool

  • YOUR TURN!!! XD

  • the truth is we americans think stereotypical. it goes like this and im sorry. Germans r nazis and big. They drink beer but we think good of european countries so we also think ur civilized :) were not so smart over here

  • Do you americans actually think like that about germans?

  • @Radde07 No. It's called comedy.

  • @sxybexy278 Yeah i know ;) but i'm wondering how you guys think about us germans at all!

  • @Radde07 I think its just playing off stereotypes seen in a lot Hollywood action movies, in which Germans are always creepy Nazi-esque villains. I don't imagine many Americans actually believe Germans are anything like that though.

  • @Radde07 Yeah, because this is a joke.

  • How Americans learn about Germans: all through movies, in which any German character is a Nazi.

  • The German part made no sense but it was hilarious.

    Came here after seeing you on LaughFactory a few times, subbing.

  • this guy needs his own tv show

  • This guy is hilarious stoned and sober. He's the fucking man

  • He is like Dane Cook mixed with Kat Williams. Think about it.

  • @oJoe62894o remove dane cook and replace him with an actual comedian.

  • :/ I think Chris used to be a dancer... lol

  • that is one french sounding german

  • Hey next comedian on the list, YOUR TURN!

  • i was watching one of those deer hunting shows and no joke when the deer got shot, I waited to hear OHHHHHHH!!

  • hit 8

    

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  • I can rock a baby outfit cz im black

  • HAHAHA

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  • I watch this again every once in a while. It still makes me laugh like an idiot. I need MORE of this.

  • i'm german and this is fucking hilarious

  • he's high, that's for sure

  • from 0:58 its hilarious!! :D

  • A friend told me to look him up, so now I'm going to get a 6-pack and watch his clips for four hours.

  • "Hello, I have made you a birsday cake."

    Lol'd hard.

  • Lol @4:25 haha

  • i had a german teacher creepiest mother fucker ud ever meet. he got fired and went to be a nurse -_- lol

  • im not racist because rasism is a crime and only black ppl commet crimes

  • @glasseater1010

    Black people are comets now? Learn something new everyday, man.

  • My friends and I quote this waaaay too much!

  • no muhza fuhka of course not

  • in the beginning, thats not how black people talk...thats how snoop dogg talks

  • This is what ashton kutcher would be like if he as funny.

  • will you make me the happiest Mrs. D'elia alive?

  • funniest thing ive ever seen by far.

  • your turn xD

  • bieberhole69..

  • "Yeah my name is Topher"

  • Hahaa when he brung up Germans, it reminded me germany from hetalia

  • he is fully as hell xD

  • Am I the only one who finds him a wannabe Pablo Francisco?

  • @RonPasillas yes......

  • @RonPasillas yes pablo isn't that funny

  • @RonPasillas You stand alone.

  • I'm ashamed to say I had no idea who this guy was until I decided to search him after seeing him in the whitney promos, and I only did that cause I found him cute, and now I see he's funny which makes him even more attractive, you just got yourself a new fan.

  • 27 people work for PETA and do not condone shooting deers in the fucking face.

  • YOUR TURN ^^^^^^^^

  • "This is kinda gay." hahahaha

  • 27 people are german. "/

  • he sounds like bruno LOL

  • HAHA im german and i definitely act exactly like this haha he was spot on lmao ;p jkjk

  • YOUR TURN!

  • swiss are worse :D

  • 7:13

  • 27 germans watched this video

  • dora the explorer mother fucka!

  • im german and i found this hilarious... oh and if u read this, then youve already realized that i have poisoned you. 

  • @NewJerseyJake /oh shit mothafu....x.x XD

  • @NewJerseyJake LMAO HAHAHA

  • yes i have a poisoned zat shit i am sorry

  • bieberhole69...

  • You are ammazing!! I usually get bored watching stand up, but was watching you the other day and was ROTFL!!! <3 Why don't you have a facebook page :( Big Fan :)

  • He's awesome! Check him out on Workaholics on the episode called To Catch a Predator

  • I love this guy's acts.... MOTHA F*CKA!!!

  • this guy is fuckin hilarious!

  • "Y'all betta recognize this is dora the explora mutherfuckersss"

  • THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT

  • lmFaoo

  • go to fuk un sleep my friend!

  • i cannot like this video enough

  • Follow me on twitter here. /chrisdelia

  • @deliachris Are you actually speaking German at 3:27? If you are, what are you saying?

  • @deliachris your work is hilarious

  • That deer impression is just immaculate! Lol "Go to sleep my friend"

    "I have tried to kill you... I have failed... But I will succeed tomorrow my friend"

  • This guy is the white Katt Williams!

  • omgggggg LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

  • this dude's straight up hilarious! i haven't laughed so consistently while watching stand up in the longest time

  • The difference between him and Dane Cook is Chris is actually funny

  • Yeah, this is Dora the