MST3K Jet Jaguar song!

[nocturned85]

his head does look like Jack Nicholson

[bigscarytigermonster]

JOEL AND THE BOYS! Oh, how I have missed these guys!

[MrToxitoad]

This is taking a joke of the true Jet Jaguar song.

[OmniTerror]

Thats the meaning of the life

[filipinowhiteboy]

@OmniTerror that's an avgn quote isn't it?

[Philofor03]

Jet Jaguar is really cool!!!, I remember watching this Godzilla movie and thinking, "Man!, I wish I could have a toy Robot that turns into a Giant Robot that fights monsters, and gets along with Godzilla, my favorite Monster"... Jet Jaguar looks cooler than Ultra Man. I am surprised that it didn't turn into it's own movie series.. He was a cool Robot...

[mommy6240]

HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM!

[mommy6240]

HIS MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVED HIM!

[GrayifiedX]

You're a robot made by humans, but

Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar,

You did it, Jet Jaguar

Go, go to protect peace

We are all surprised at the courage you show

Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch

Don't cry, let's do our best

( real lyrics taken from godzilla.wikia)

[paintballinbrandon]

Wow this video sucks

[hypnoxxcat]

@starwarsfanboy1138

/watch?v=I7dAIytlZKY

[DavidEric24]

The Jets are playing the Jaguars right now and it made me think of this.

[spinnernet1]

@DavidEric24 lmfao.

[KanashimiDatenshi]

Omg. I watched this movie when I was little. Weirdest movie I ever saw...

[Leatherbubba]

Jet Jaguar needs a gritty reboot.

[Nurg0]

I speak japanese and I can confirm that the translation is correct.

[CaptainNomura]

@Nurg0 I am Japanese and I concur.

[x20mega]

AVGN/Cinnemasscre should see this :D

[shrederman38]

@x20mega You think he hasn't already?

[x20mega]

@shrederman38 naaaaaa, i found this while searching about pokemon lol.

[x808drifter]

42 people are from Seatopia.

[KarmaCharged]

WTF?!

[rAdziu993]

How can you fuck up a movie with Gigan in it? Well you can not ,but they tried hard!

[Tareltonlives]

@rAdziu993 I just wish Gigan was in a good movie. Ah well, they're all fun, anyway

[starscreammtfan]

@Tareltonlives He's in final wars! Gigan is also my favorite monster of the series.

[Tareltonlives]

@starscreammtfan Final Wars, for me, was about as bad as this one. I love Gigan, but he needs to be in a good movie for once.

[rAdziu993]

@Tareltonlives Ok thats your opinion.Nothing is worse than GvsM is my opinion.BTW Gigan looks like giant roborooster on crack and is also my favourite monster in the series.

[alphamone]

@rAdziu993

Godzilla movies went through a period where they were trying way too hard to appeal to the kids.

[rAdziu993]

@Tareltonlives There is good movie with Gigan! Its Godzilla:Final wars from 2004.Don't know bout You,I enjoyed it!

[Guiprazeres]

Jet Jaguar just looks like the green goblin from spider man XD.

[Anacondas101]

@Guiprazeres only gayer looking

[mrkoolman23]

HOW COME NO ONE HAS PUT TROLOLOLOL OVER THIS

[heartkiller1974]

jack jaguar!

[CCharmanderK]

Oh, Lord, I had the original version of this movie on VHS.

It was major shit.

[gbindahouse94]

The group of dislikers may appear to hate this video, but honestly they loved it so much they equated it the the meaning of life, the universe and everything!

[KingOfUm]

Pretty much all of the Gozilla films are worthy to be MSTied, but Godzilla films are actually entertaining enough to be watched without the help of witty commentary.

[BlueEyes7452]

Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!

[jamesoblivion]

I've said it before, I'll say it again...Sam Raimi's Green Goblin was basically just Green Jet Jaguar.

[ElveeKaye]

@jamesoblivion OMG, you're right! Now I'll never be able to watch that movie the same way again!

[goherd3112]

Wow, he DOES look like Jack Nicolson.

[NateSean]

One of my favorite episodes, really. It combines the two things I loved the most growing up. Godzilla and MST3K. It's like...peanut butter and jelly really.

[isthisnicktaken]

"Eats sushi from a pail" killed me! x))

[LeonSKennedy4Life]

You people have to tell me about this stuff! Come on! I love Godzilla and MST3K! This is brilliant!

[heartkiller1974]

jack jaguar!

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[TheKLUNZ]

PATCH!PATCH!PATCH!!!

[TemDMindu]

Shimon Masato, isn't it?

[soarom1]

41 people eat sushi from a pail.

[CrushingC10996WM]

when godzilla comes back i wanna c jet jaugar make a comeback

[doverrams10]

fake

[ashmbbs]

41 people have had their sense of humor surgically removed from them.

[Mybuddhakitty]

no

[Mybuddhakitty]

sorry i was gonna do it to the guy who said fake sorry

[C4H7NO4]

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

[Solarchos]

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr. Customs Man.

[KenMacMillan]

He Mother Never Really Love Him!

[WeAretheWalrii]

WHAT MANNER OF BOT ARE YOU WHO CAN CONJURE FLAME WITHOUT FLINT OR TINDER?

[brecht3]

41 people would like to get smashed against a rock.

[mrceebees14]

Jet Jaguar freaked me out as a little kid.

[madcat789]

Powerrangers of the sixties.

[Sylar03]

@madcat789 Actually, of the seventies. Godzilla vs. Megalon came out in 1973.

[JDBW]

I literally cried laughing

[Maestrojosh87]

HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL

[Illuminarch]

@KawnTheEchidna Wow, you're smart. Thanks for letting us know all that. :(

[Nurg0]

pat Pat! PAAT!!

[YoshiFan501]

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAUGH!

[orangie84]

In the movie when they sing / yell (in the song) pots pots pots

I forget who said it but they say the singer sounds like Jerry Lewis when he shouts pots pots pots and he really does too!!!

[daikaiju20]

@orangie84 that should be punch! punch! punch!

[ccrdevils58]

the arlo guthrie ending was nice

[colalight71]

00:56 :)))

[darthlord1997]

his head looks like jack nichlson lol

[koyrmum]

Jet Jaguar looks like Ultraman LOL

[TheBigMclargehuge]

Thanks for the 10 seconds of superfluous extra text.

[PrincePrimeval]

OMG XD

[Atothepowerof3]

This made me lol.

[jerzeefranky3475]

there was actually a cruiserweight wrestler outta the east coast in the 90s (mostly florida & the mid-atlantic...2 be more specific) named jet jaguar...he feuded w/ the late jeff peterson in some parts of florida & ecwa (delaware)...idk where he is/if he still wrestles...but it shows the parts of pop culture that even the littles of godzilla lore inspires...imho...

[Shadowdancer21b]

I wept in laughter.

[MovieMonster9]

GODDAMM If only it was actuly avalibale through netfliks! My dad tried to get it ever science 2009!

[KikoukenChunLi]

@MovieMonster9 Mystery Science Theater 3000 IS available through netflix.

[Chubjira]

Does anyone know where I can download the ”JetJaguar” song?



[Jazzy9964]

I miss MST3k

[Monkeyfish48]

"he mother never really love him"

"He dicky covers up an adams apple the size of a toyota" ...WTF?!

[Shadowdancer21b]

@Monkeyfish48 The dickey in this case is Jet Jaguar's weird scarf thing.

[MegatonMadMan]

Jet Jaguar? Jet Jaguar!

[Tenjikurounintube]

0:30 Action!

[pick8lock]

@Tenjikurounintube laugh out loud :)

[Raykenn]

I love the random flame with the "Time the Enchanter" quote".

[superthehedgehog56]

NO WAY mst3k IM WATHING THAT NOW wierd

[sambcruise]

lol I always wondered what the Japanese were saying in this song, I can finally die in peace...

[Hawktotalwar]

it was a country wide competition to let primary school kids draw monster apparently the director thought one kid draw Jet jaguar and he was ok so he was suppose be main character in vs megalon but godzilla clean the mess up

[LukeSkyWalker723]

"Jet Jaguar? Jet Jagaur! He mother never really love him"

[3josh18]

great, watched it twice because of hilariousness!

[TheDragonknee71]

I was like 5 when I saw this in the movie theater back in the 70s.I saw a few Godzilla movies on the big screen.I feel bad for people who haven't seen them in all there glory.The coolest was the first Mechagodzilla at the movie.That Mechagodzilla theme was badass.

[Tryzon]

"What manner of bot are you who can conjuer flame without flint or tinder?"

[TehComs]

@Tryzon *Pyromaniac Laugh*

[Tryzon]

@TehComs "There are those who call me...Tom?"

[JetJaguar1981]

Bah! Jet Jaguar is still awesome! I hope they bring him and Megalon back.

[Sourhope89]

We all want to smash that kid against a rock. Annoying high-pitched kid that wears pedophile micro-shorts?! KILL IT

[friedcrispy]

omg i swa this movie as a kid and was like WTF?!

[rigstula]

I am so happy that they translated it into Engrish for us.

[1995MrNintendo]

Jet Jaguar is Chuck norris and R.O.B combined!

[juventinorocks]

wasnt this show on SI-FI?

[CTHimes]

@juventinorocks It started on a Minnesota UHF station and then was picked up by Comedy Central, where it was from 1989 to 1996. After it was canceled there, Sci-Fi picked it up for an additional three seasons.

[juventinorocks]

@CTHimes AHA there we go!!! lol i had forgotten it was on CC lol cus i mostly saw it on SF

[Paradox13Paradox]

That's the meaning of life

[gugvg]

@Paradox13Paradox  got that from the godzillathon vids?

[SamuelRiv]

@Paradox13Paradox actually, that last line was from the holy grail. Both good Monty Python flicks, though.

[Strideo1]

Unnecessary title bumper is unnecessary. :P

[DaKilla27]

God i wish they still showed this on Si-fi

[halfling2]

@DaKilla27 Yeah, now they only show shit like Mega Piranhas and Lake Placid 9.

[watda74]

0:50-0:53 I heard 'Gojira' in there. I know Japanese is not my 1st, 2nd or 25th language, but I'm gonna take a stab and say he said 'Godzilla and Jaguar, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" lol

[Nonamearisto]

@watda74 He's actually saying, in heavily-Japanese accented English "punch! Punch! Punch!" As in "Godzilla and Jet Jaguar punch, punch, punch!"

[watda74]

@Nonamearisto VERY heavily Japanese-accented. LOL

"Bye-bye!"

-(all): SHUT UP!!

-Tom: Little twerp!

[Peusterokos1]

@watda74

we all know they didnt say that

in the actual version

it does say 'Godjira wants to get out of his contract with the director before Jet Jaguar rapes him from behind

BANG BANG BANG'

[shuboy05]

One of my favorite call-backs (in The Sinister Urge) was Mike's comparison of a car to Jet Jaguar's smile followed by Crow asking how he knew about that.

[IcaraelTheWanderer]

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE, MR. CUSTOMS MAN

[XMETALGEARS59X]

lmfao....engrish

[ReijiThePhantom]

This should have a disclaimer that you shouldn't eat or drink anything while watching this. You could very well choke to death from laughing too much.

[tragicallyhip4ever]

HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK.

[eviljoel]

@tragicallyhip4ever

To be honest, don't we all?

[aninican2]

@tragicallyhip4ever i want a tshirt that says that and shows jet jaguar

[nemozazz]

i dont think thats it

[Chiznitz]

@PenultimateRun Everyone wishes they had robot friends. :C

[BackupAccount410]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

[dynamicsketch]

@BackupAccount410 Who's there?

[MazeleyFanClub]

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

[ratchetbug]

fuckin asians

[akiraman26]

i like to tak a kid against a rock

[wakazashi20]

I love this part. Being that I have been to ASIA a few times and have done English proofreading for several types of people all over ASIA. This brings a tear to my eye, watch any bootleg movie from ASIA and you will see bad subtitles like this. MST3K, great stuff. ^__^

[alexthethu]

1:15 "HA HA HA HA HA" "What manner of bot are you who can conjure flame without flint or tinder?" xD

[MyChickenlover]

@alexthethu Yeah We Get It...Quit Fucking Spamming It!!!

[Hellblazer302]

@alexthethu I dont get the joke....

[Godzillamovie1]

His Mother Never Really Love Him.

[juventinorocks]

lol i remember tis show on syfy backk in da good ol' days lol 0:56 "JET JEGARRR" lol he was almost gonna fall when that kid got on top of him (poor jet jagarr his helmet almost fell off, he shouldve been in final wars, he reminds of WEEGEE lol)

[NoirMage]

His head looks like Jack Nicholson?! Screw that, his whole face including the forehead looks like Jack Nicholson wearing sunglasses.

[SubbyP]

@NoirMage You're right! Horribly, horribly right.

[MegaJetJaguar]

Jet Jaguar also likes the song I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred...I'm too sexy for the Earth. Too sexy for what it's worth. So sexy it hurts." Ha!

[quixoto]

He's basically good hearted but would love to smash that kid against a rock.

[gypshasballs22]

LOL KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK who's there?

[bobbylee1557]

mick jaggaarrr!!

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX Everyone has their own style, but next time stop cursing against what is otherwise a timeless classic. I mean, if you really look at it, MST3k pioneered some good skits for what we see today, if you want to bash them, you'll have to bash the rest of comedy history along with it. Also, they're talking to survive with no one in the audience but them. These movies are exceptionally horrible and deserved to be bashed upon horribly. You have concepts all mixed up.

[GiantPantherTX]

@Gjkl345 All I can to this is that you have a very broad interpretation of what a timeless classic is. Some jackass making snide comments at old movies with 2 hand puppets isn't my or many other people's idea of a timeless classic. And I'm sure those same people don't see this wretched piece of dreck show as representative of comedy history in general.

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX It's not even snide, its disesembling the dialogue into a funnier script, which is used very often in life. And many of the old generation who watched this would disagree with you. Your basically bashing on a comedic method so blatantly common in today's world that to say its only trivial and mundane to ripp-apart different assets or the scope of life is to bash on all of it. From your response, you've only seen the outer interior of this show and are prejuduiced for that only.

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX Family Guy is just one skit that basically throws its analyzations overboard, as well as Southpark. Perhaps you can't understand the basic level of comedy, which is simple analysis, that is focused and extensively honed. Your generalization of this show leads me to believe your comedic tastes are more orientated to a rigid modern hilarity then opposed to one's that take more thought and have more abstract concepts employed.

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX I'm only over generalizing, because of the spanning fields of humor your actually thinking wretched. I'm also pretty sure you don't understand the storyline either, otherwise the bastardization of the movie would be fully realized as a more light hearted attack because of the storyline.

[GiantPantherTX]

@Gjkl345 Wow, such a long-winded intellectual retort yet you seem to have trouble between using "your" and "you're" and "its" and "it's". The last thing I'll say about MST3K is that it only ran 11 years because Comedy Central didn't have anything better on at the time pre-South Park. And if this asenine show is such a comedy classic how come it's never run in syndication? I've lived in CA's 3 biggest markets and TX's 2 biggest and no channel ever shows reruns. Then again I never cared to look.

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX More like I tried to explain thoroughly, but regardless, I've made my point and stand by it. The fact it was on Comedy Central for that many episodes can redirect that "asenine" part. It's seriously ridiculous to call it that, because like I've said before, shows usually prove that they are above and beyond a cheesy starting concept as it offers the comedic touch. It's because Mst3k, if you even bothered to look farther then its peripheral surface, is raw observational humor.

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX This "syndication" comment gives me a little on what you favor in the fields of comedic taste. My question is, does fame = classic? And to that extent, does mainstream = funny?

[GiantPantherTX]

@Gjkl345 P.S. Family Guy and all Seth Mcfarland's other shows suck too.

[Gjkl345]

@GiantPantherTX It should be, all Seth McFarland shows suck except for Family Guy untl recent seasons.

[juventinorocks]

@Gjkl345 sorry for assing in lol but i agree family guy is funny to me and it doenst suck, i mean umm well there that show with walkin joe in it lol i dont like that one, or the cleveland show, i never saw it but ehh idk it probably sucks isnt family guy an original?

[ThreepMe]

@GiantPantherTX it's because the rights are difficult to secure in syndication Now that the producers of the original movies know what these episodes are worth, the price got jacked up.

Which is also why you'll never see a full DVD release. Each DVD release rights have to be secured individually.

[GiantPantherTX]

@ThreepMe Ok, I'll buy that. You sound intelligent without sounding condescending & snooty like gjkl.

[RachelSummers777]

@GiantPantherTX I don't blame you--after reading gjkl's comments--but after looking at his/her channel, I think the problem may be in translation as English might not be their first language.

[GiantPantherTX]

@RachelSummers777 You're probably right, F---ing snooty foreigners. You sound intelligent too. ;)

[TheOtherBradBird]

@GiantPantherTX Seriously?! This show is one of the greatest shows of all time!

[HeroOfCanton99]

Jet Jagaar

[crispycritterz]

His head DOES look like Jack Nicholson's.

[dustymew]

"yaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooo­oomooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo!"