OLD COMMERCIALS #2 (the 70's)

[rbless84]

was that the most interesting man in the world driving his preferred vehicle?

[loreway83215]

thank you for keeping these!

[scrappyLiz1]

I remember every one of these commericals...ha ha

[patsaxon]

Now I feel very old from watching these commercials as I rememmebr every one of these commercials.

[negative8degreesC]

6:24 KAHN!!!!!!!!

[matatanXtreme]

2:35, Who said African Americans did not appear on 70's commercials.

[stridetide155]

@matatanXtreme you mean niggers?

[star235523]

9 lives- Garfield is born!

Thumbs up if u agree

[shikyoichigo]

8:09 "I always fooled ya" ..."No ya didn't, ya stupid bitch :D"

[Audinos]

Ricardo Montalban complained often about having to pronounce it Co-DO-ba instead of the correct COR-do-ba.

[pansatyrson]

4:16 - They named her... ETHEL!?!?!? HER!?!?!?

[Diskoboy1974]

Do they even make spray deodorant anymore?

[Fa660m]

wtf !? was this suppose to be funny or what ?

[ZerkaMane]

the tuna one was actually kinda funny..

[revlooshin]

Benson in the bounce commercial.

[Fotclove]

4:32 bitch wtf r u doing??

Just checking on the kids real quick

[2012endofanerror]

Is it just me or were the women prettier then?

[Lovelygal71]

@2012endofanerror yeah, we were, now the women are fake looking :P

[Lovelygal71]

@2012endofanerror yes we were. Now everything(everyone) is fake (plastic) lookin'... :P

[greymomma]

Wow! MAJOR deja-vu! LOL But what I love the most-- notice how these commercials don't SCREAM at you? Why is it today every commercial is ten times louder than the tv shows you're watching?

[BobBlec]

@greymomma What happened is that the FCC stopped enforcing their commercial loudness rules.

[boat6float]

There's a toy that won't be sold today: Give kids a hot plate and let them melt plastic on it!

[DarkObliterator]

...take it home.... and squeeze it......... *coughsexualinuendosinthemostu­nlikelyofplacescough*

[Goldenrod636]

Yeah. I got a feeling that the lead banana is more gay then he lets on.

[steptocarpus]

@Goldenrod636 That's Charles Nelson Riley. He made a few movies.

[kairiandpapou]

...she squeezes the melons....bwhahahahahahah!!!!!

[mediate27]

There was more liquid in the non-Bounty cup...

[Maskedmutant]

@07Disneygrl Yes it is! Rosie the Waitress (Walker) was the spokesperson for Bounty all through the '70s - even before she starred on "Rhoda"

[timpani25]

@07Disneygrl  that is indeed nancy walker. cool, no?

[nogames222]

1:10... lolz catz

[jjcatful]

My cat would come unglued at the beach..

[Superdessucke]

The one with the jeans is a very early prototype of the present day Target commercials. 

[54spiritblade]

commercials used to at least be amusing, all you see now are big pharma, lawyers, funeral homes totally depressing

[aknowneemus]

i hated that gay cat.

[paktype]

My friend had a 1970 Duster. He drove it until almost 1990, when the front axle finally snapped in half. He loved that car.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

All that this illustrates is that commercials then were as annoyingly bad as they are now.

[Xxharukapanda]

4:00 that bitch cant drive! 

[dewfall56]

LOL, I remember The Jordache Look. I had a pair of Jordache jeans and tennis shoes. Hated that mother nature bitch and her lightening.

[cxpage]

Truth in advertising 5:08 .

[WonkaVator72]

@cxpage LOL!

[Diskoboy1974]

Soft corinthian leather ftw!

[Wowkiller320]

still around in 2011,but 1 roll lasts only a day,go for the 1000 sheets per roll,or they make 1250 per roll,a bargain!

[agentlsk]

LOL transcribe audio: and now he was shot in the bathroom tissue.

[sydepipez]

turn on transcribe audio. it makes these ads much more funny. especially the life ad. the captions say the flavors are regular life and prison life. lol!

[rileyroozy]

"take it home and squezze it"

[rileyroozy]

pause @ :18 look at her face hahaha "so squisabley soft!"

[screenpuller]

Yeah, but juggaknot42, did you ever accidentally break the key off in the lock, trapping them in the trunk, then peed all over it & told them it was raining?

[screenpuller]

"But Mr. Whipple, this t.p. feels so soft on my hemmerhoids!". XP

[1chickie14]

our*

[1chickie14]

DUDE! My brother got the creepy crawler toy for out 7th birthday!

[Bobloblawwww]

I gotta get me some Jordache. Those things are stylin'.

[Rick6315]

@Bobloblawwww Jordache for the high class pedophile....

[jadeander]

Dippity-do clearly has gone out of style if I do say -.q

[lilmusicthought]

wow the banana one LOL

[thundermaster41]

I don't understand why Mr. Wipple had such a bird about squeezing the Charmin, when I buy the Charmin T.P. I pull about 3 or 4 sheets the I carefully wrinkle them into a firm little ball then wipe from back too front lol it's an art a crafty trade lol

[juggaknot42]

I had a Chrysler Cordoba, and it was a bad ass car. There was enough room in the trunk to sneak 6 or 7 Herve Villechaize-sized friends into the drive-in.

[WAQWBrentwood]

@juggaknot42 And to think in 1975 it was the SMALL Chrysler. Today a Cadillac is smaller! Bring back the '70s cars!!!

[bentraemer]

i remember the big banana ink crayons commercial ............... still horrific ;-)

[hjkitten]

0:03 "squeezes the melons" XD thts so wrong! x)

[DEATH94SQUAD]

i want a duster now

[tonybklyn]

Let her get a whiff of that "soft fragrance" when I get finished with it! :-)

[marilisa616]

mona!

[Interfect727]

Did Charles Nelson Reilly just sing that those bananas are bright and gay??

[Harleyquinn191]

lady its just Charmin.

dont have an orgasm.

[CamaroAmx]

ethel made me wanna buy a duster (find her in it).

[lisakatplay]

good kitty!

[devtrev]

I love the 400 degree hotplate masquerading as a toy. You gotta love the 70's.

[devtrev]

Could be worse - she could be wiping her twat with the Charmin.

[newmac]

Charmin bleaching created dangerous dioxins; these kinds of ads were to get consumers, and the general public to switch off their brains entirely. So glad it's not the '70's anymore....

[SwiftbeatProductions]

@newmac Yeah. It's just worse now...



[MrCorporalTunnel]

@newmac

Do you really believe all that stuff you just said?

[tatbmr]

Lmao@bounce wtf!!

[Hashbrown8585]

i didnt know they sold "mom jeans" to kids back then....the jordass look lol

[valexjedi]

hilarious!

[poodtang1]

0:07 "and now she's squeezing my balls "

[gustafsg]

wow, until I saw this commercial, I definitely thought Jordache was pronounced "Jor-dah-chee"

[demiglaceful]

I think I still have a scar from that damn creepy crawler oven/hotplate

[76special]

why is that black family singing? and they dont sell Jordache anymore, douches!

[santamariashark]

I miss the days of fine "corinthian" leather

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Why the suitcase commercial look like the fire escape in the projects!

Not that Morris said feel free to reserve the dungeon for urself lool!

[kianakeino]

these commercials never get old, and i'm 14

[TheTobymon]

In charmin they should had said "fuck the sign," or " fuck you, don't tell me what to do"

Something Like that would boost ratings in the 1960s or 70s I guess :(???

[therandomgroup01]

that first commercial is sooooo funny!

[Linkbrawlmaster]

did the banana just say " their colors are so bright and gay " !?

[rtt470]

@Linkbrawlmaster yea. So?What are you? 11 years old?

[davshaw5]

When's the last time a dealer let you test drive a brand new car through a corn field?

[elc1960]

Also: The Bic Banana ad was more than a bit telling: Charles Nelson Reilly sings "Their colors are so bright and gayyyyy . . . "

[elc1960]

I always imagined the neighbors in the Right Guard ad peeping on each others' wives when they were in the shower. Would have made for a better ad . . . That Jordache ad seems a bit creepy to me. Why the hell would you get jeans for your 10 year old that accentuated his or her butt? There probably would have been lots of pedos "rubbing one out" to that ad, I'd bet. "Ethel" in the Duster ad was hot as hell.

[mrdoyle71]

Mona!

[MagnetoMasterOfEvil]

4:57 At least they did a good job casting! Charles Nelson Reilly was sure familiar with bananas!

[Audinos]

These are just as annoying as when I was a kid.

[ignatzRat]

(From the American Tourister ad) . Word of advice....Never trust a banana from a woman's purse

[MagnetoMasterOfEvil]

@ignatzRat LMFAO! 

[TheRacerlover]

Thumbs up if you thought of Al Bundy when you saw that Plymouth ad.

[littleneddygoestowar]

Please don't squeeze Morris the Cat!

[TheAdultChild101]

The Dippity-Do chick was pretty hot. She sort of looked like Toni Basil...

[lotterdan]

I'll bet that woman in the charmin commercial used to squeeze Mr whipples balls off camera.

[Keishacollins91]

3:21 I thought she said ''The sore ass'' look lmao XD

[Linkbrawlmaster]

@Keishacollins91 Me 2 !

[999manman]

Why does there need to be more than one type of Frisbee disc?

[999manman]

The Right Guard guy scared me as a child...I never looked in our medicine cabinet!!!

[lusciouslady73]

you got the lady squeezing the melons and mr whipple cant help himself.....man commercials were kinky back in the day...lol. they still make dippity doo!

[lusciouslady73]

you got the lady squeezing the melons and mr whipple cant help himself.....man commercials were kinky back in the day...lol

[MrDeCorey]

I love all these classic commercials thank you so much for posting.

[Prionic77]

That's Nancy Walker playing "Rosie" in the Bounty commercial.

[MuseForEver1100]

I know what happens with him at 1:29

A dog bites in his penis

[kirkleejacobs]

The soft Corinthian leather...

[Bogmire11]

those bananas are gay

[IraMcGurkin]

The Cordoba sure was a pretty car. Too bad it was a p.o.s.

[IraMcGurkin]

Creepy Crawlers wasn't popular in the ghetto. They already had the real ones.

[IraMcGurkin]

I can't believe Mr. Whipple was gay. But he was.

[restareabear]

Whose the black man in the Bounce commercial? Ben Vereen or Robert Goulet? I found Louise Lasser in the Comet commercial and Charles Nelson Reilly in the Bic Banana Ink commercial but this one escapes me....

[IraMcGurkin]

@restareabear Robert Guillaume 

[davshaw5]

@restareabear The man was Robert Guillaume. He played the wisecracking butler in the comedy series "Benson" which was actually a spin-off of the series "Soap" which starred Louise Lasser.

[ladybugg13917]

All black families sing about bounce

[texasghost]

RIP Mr. Whipple.

[tayo11231]

I think Mrs. Logan is the secretary lady from Grease

[1f5sda]

The woman in the Charmin ad sounds a but like Wilma Flintstone.

[EvilLurker121]

o_o; Creepy Crawlers were from the 70s?

[regressing2apes]

we used to act out the right gard commercial. circa 1975

[h8h8r]

OMG I Loved creepy crawlers!!

[AGuyAndAGun]

Wow, some of these ads back then were pretty perverted...

[customcartoons]

Mrs. Logan looks familiar to me ... was she in a TV show? This will take some Googling...

[swampzoid]

@customcartoons

she doens't look familiar to me too much but she is a gladys kravits type.

[garbman666]

the bannana said gay

[elc1960]

Mr. Whipple is a sick bastard!

[elc1960]

"First she squeezes the tomatoes, then she squeezes the melons . . . oh yeah baby, that's it . . . squeeze those melons, you tease . . . mmmmmm . . . oh yeah, that's it . . . you're a monkey woman, I would teach you the meaning of the word respect , , , Mrs. Whipple and I have an open marriage . . . how about ten minutes in the store room while I squeeze YOUR melons . . . "

[TASHIROG1]

This was my Favo

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

i love Morris the Cat the best. he's so bored with everything until he sees 9 Lives... cutie!

[MelanieLouM]

@TracyAndersonFoxhunt I love Morris the Cat's "I don't give a flying "F" attitude" of his! R.I.P Morris! ^_^

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

commercials used to be so much better

[marc726]

4/10/10 7:14am

Damn i havent seen a pair of Jordache jeans in a long ass time lol

[TeamEdward1976]

These bring back memories!

[PcolaSteve4234]

Reminds me of when I was growing up. I miss those years.

[selloutasaurus]

hadnt seen these in forever: rhoda's mom(nancy walker) for bounty, robert guillaume for bounce, louise (4got her name)mary hartman for comet, mother nature chiffon, montalban for cordoba, charles nelson reilly for bic banana ink crayons! wow!

[lizette000]

hehehehehe so stupid but funny

[bpkeane1]

UC Directions and Union County Freeholders, Please don't squeeze the

charmin toilet paper