Make you J*zz (Monday 5/2/11)

[1lalababii2]

can u sit on my face so i can eat my way up to your heart? :-\

[ichigo12900]

MY CHICKEN IS READY

[TheEnvy32]

No homo

[everydayimrunnin]

I have those glasses. B-)



[Josey23456]

Ur glasses make u look cute ;)

[er112599]

The worst pick up line I ever heard was if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together

[lulu11849]

hahaha soo funny

[TheSnowReport28]

"...or a little tamborine!" lol

[ArnelHasic]

Dumb And Dumber!!!! The Movie!!!!

[MarissaMonster11]

BACON <3

[IsaacArredondo713]

tht movie is "dumb and dumber"

[Alena24ish]

That totally had that situation happen to me when my boyfriend's best friend liked me and well now I fell inlove with my exboyfriend's best friend......but i love him so much and yeah i would totally have the super power to run hecka fast......oh yeay

[kimmyj197]

Oh yea u should make more videos like these cuz the crack me up :D

[kimmyj197]

Hahahah ur so funny nd hot... U remind me of wilmer from yo mama ;)

[Raeannvalencia2001]

a other funny preson id fluffy

[UltimateSaiyan12]

fuck this shit!

lol

[TechFo]

your jim carey impression is amazing 

[arturomrios]

pause at 3.30 funny

[SuperPoway858]

dumb and dumber

[nicki1398]

Did you fart? cause u blew me way.. xD Best. pick up line. ever.

[misscrzybella]

your so good

jajajaa

:)

[fredy82998]

Dumb and Dumber funny ass movie!!!

[Nigeltaylorgang]

i want to see a video of you, tim, ricky, and the white guy you are like the perfect group

[MsLov3drunk]

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? (;

ahaha

[pebbles101345]

i love your glasses8-)

[kakes237]

egggo u da bomb who cares what ur haters got to say they mad just cuz u sooo fine :) keep makn me laugh much luv ur bbygrl from that {210}

ohh yea and u look gud in those black glasses u look gud with anything on homiie

[beastyboy49001]

LMFAO 3:30

[LovewithWars]

alabare alabare alabare a mi senor - very nice!

[animecholo24]

say hello to my lil friend!

[misssookie1988]

dumb and dumber

[victoriaroberts60]

dumb and dumber! i love that movie!!

[TheFreshPrince2207]

Dumb and dumber!

[Bonafidenbp]

Is that Victoria secret or dis u farted... Lol

[tere0220ily]

i can name that movie : dumb and dumber :)

[espinoza8448]

Hey did you just break wind? Cuz your're blowing me away. lamest i've ever heard.

[mrandrew1303]

the movie is called dumb and dumber

[iv3th1]

0:52 had me dying! haha

[LeO90101]

god make coke, god made pepsi, god made u so damn sexy

[ganst4gurl]

write down your number on a pice of paper and go up to the person and give them the paper and say you droped this and if they ask what is it say my number

[ILiveitandILoveit]

"you have 201 bones in your body, want another?" ;) :P

[Profuucktionz]

@ILiveitandILoveit O.o

O.O

[ripmommy13]

yooo wat happen to thoose people that made the hate video....havent heared from them.....thumbs up if u want to know

[lpzfernando]

thats a good idea for a prize mr.bacon

[loveherts23]

hahahahh dumb and dumber

[ThePinoyMember]

here is my best pick up line

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was Chinese new year...

Can i come between the holidays ;)

[thatgirl1634]

my mum died from cancer that day</3

[THECHARLIE9999]

ha it was my birthday that day



[BlastedAF]

Nice shirt...

Wanna fuck?

[amedterrazas10]

YOU ACT AND REMIND ME OF ACE VENTURA :))

[Cutealicous101]

the movie is dumb and dumber.. anyway the pickup line is: do u have a bandade? cuz i just fell for u! HAHAhah...

[MsZani22]

The worst pick up line ever: (this only applies to asian girls..smh i know they dot all look the same ^_-)

Are you Thai Because i want u to bang my kok

..get it the capital of thailand is bangkok...

[smiley213kills]

my b-day!!!...=)

[crazypianatarist]

lmao. dumb and dumber impression was HILARIOUS.

[1love4bbone]

Dumb n dumber

[XxCeLeBRiTuBE]

Petie...YOU SOLD MY DEAD BIRD TO A BLIND KID LMFAOOO I just posted that on my fb last night one of my fav parts.....my best pick up line was ...GIRLLLL YOUR THICKER THEN A KING SIZED SNICKER

[loveutimothy23]

the movie hes aktin is dumb n dumber lol funnii ass movia love u eeeeeeeeggggggggggggooooo!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[UmmIdidntknow333]

THE MOVIE IS DUMB AND DUMBER [UNRATED]

[loccomexican]

"hey chit-chhit" my pick up line haha

[chavez0227]

Oh yea and: to a girlfriend > if i only had one gasp of air left I would use it to say i love you . This line works. lol

[chavez0227]

Oh yea and: If i

[chavez0227]

YOU FILTHY BIG NASTY!  lol reminds me of one of the home alone movies..

[MrTurtlesir]

So when We Going on tht date ;)

^best line ever work 4 tmes haha

[9shadowXflame9]

Nice legs when do they open? Or : do u work at Subway cuz u gave me a footlong or: if u were a pirate and i was a parrot what shoulder would u like me to be on? This one *puts hand on shoulder closest* or this one? *wraps arm around them*

[MyJennilove1]

You have way too much fun with yourself. Lol

[ciller3000]

If beauty is pain then you must go through hell

[FlameRyukin]

I just saw that movies like Two days ago!

XD

(Dumb & Dumber)

Lolz.

I lol'd hard at the way you did it!

x3

[JUAN209CABRON]

damn,,



[merdapalla]

.! Ahh..! Eqo Im Like Such A Fan Of Yours.! : ) IKnow You Get Tons && Tons Of Fan Comments Ndd Stuff That You At Times YOU Cant Read Them All But I Hope You Get To Read Mine.!' UShud Come To The School IGo To, Its Santa Rosa Middle School Here In California :) .! Everyone In Myy School Loves You (Mostly us The Mexicans ) Anyways It Be Hekka Cool Ndd A dREAM Come True If You Came by Ndd Said 'HI' pLEASE.! Its Almost The Endd Of The Year :( Ndd It BE nice If a Celebirty Came Haha' Like You .!<3

[kidrule180]

dumb and dummer

[sugglewuggle27]

Hey ego you say you want your super power to be speed right?! Does that mean that you are going to suck when your doing it with someone. I mean come on.... your superpower is going to get in the way, ur going to finish less than a second or so lol... hahaha I'm kidding =) <3

[Julo99]

La Bacon Bitch. Lmfao

[3396josh]

Da Movie Is Dumb Nd Dumber

[Jackiiee562]

4:48 - 5:04 Lmaoo;;xD

[pekes559]

hA you remind me of Ace Ventura when your doing Name the movie

[yaboiijavs]

Worst ever- Hey mami did it hurt when u fell from heaven? LoL

[ArmyOfLuigi]

you rock at the tamberine

[bibi17boobypin]

i want bacoon!! :D

[bigvico13]

estupido y mas estupido

[bigvico13]

family guy

[joseh300]

best pick up line: haaay babba

[gigipanda702]

boy: lets play the firetruck game

girl: how do you play?

boy: i run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop

girl: okay ;) *few seconds * RED LIGHT!

boy: fire trucks don't stop for red lights;)

[canemster159]

@gigipanda702 My favorite game (:

[gigipanda702]

baby your back pocket must have a phone cause that ass is calling me ;)

haha ego (;

lets get down crazy ^--^ jk i lovee youu

[LOLificationage]

Lmfao at Bacon :}

[SuperWakeboard]

Im like a rubick cube the more u play with me the harder i get :) or man: dam babe did it hurt?Women: did what hurt......Man: when u fell from heaven....Women: oh sorry im not interested... Man:too bad u feel on ur face :)

[megaevilburrito]

Girl did u fall from heaven bc ur face is fucked up ahaha

[TheBash714]

dumb and dumber!!!!!!!!!!!

[MayraSol2k11]

This has nothing to do with the topic or question or whatever, but that last part when you sang made me crack up cuz my grandparents always made us sing that song lol (:

[R063R13]

what kind of pants are those

are those jupiter pant or pluto pants

cuz that ass is out of this world

[booman1201]

Do you work at UPS cause i seen you checkin out my package...lol

[estbroadway]

is that that miror in ur pocket bc i c myself getin in ur pants lol

[IShuffel]

- Worst Pick Up Line I Heard Was " Baby Did You Fart, Cause You Just Blew Me Away" -____-

[Tashapurplemonkey]

"I lost my v-card..

can i have yours.?" ;D

[viridiana2270]

Hey Girl, I Lost My Phone Number Can I Have Yours ? jaja -Viridiana !

[ClarisaO17]

THAT DUMB ABD DUMBER!!! :D i love jim carry :D

[818bitches]

TELEPEORATATION >.<

[chargerfan353]

if i had a dollar for every time you came into my mind i would have one dollar b/c you'd nvr leave.....and you have something in ur eye...nevermind its just a sparkle....for the prize give a replica of bacon with urs and sleepy moms sig!

[chargerfan353]

if i had a dollar for every time you came into my mind i would have one dollar b/c you'd nvr leave.....and you have something in ur eye...nevermind its just a sparkle

[allie566]

ace vanturo

[MrThunder141]

4:57!!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOO

[kiara122510]

I WANT BACON !!!!! WELL NOT THE FOOD KIND OF BACON BUT THE LITTLE PIGGY THATS ALWAYS BEHIND EGO !!!

[MrBabyhaha1]

Ego makes non-funny jokes real runny.

[nenitha14390]

If you were a chemical you'd be oxygen, cause I can't live without you! <3 =)  -Nena

[victorias84957]

lol for bubble tears and camera down

[jeanettejimen4]

my 2 year old MADE me find this video and kept making me rewind to 6:27. i have no idea why he just thinks its so funny?!

[ChangstaTV]

Did you spray your pants with windex ? B/c I can see me in them.

[YoMamaAKALilRob]

ARE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED!!!!???.... because i think your special ._.

[gajones98]

Pick up line. Can I take a picture of you? I want santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. Unless she's Jewish

[gajones98]

If you fall asleep while time is froZen. You will never wake up.

[FX0LX5]

ur a funny mofo winner should get to come out on the next cholo adventures

[bosscrw]

the worst pick up line ive hrd was..."ur teeth are like the stars. theyr scadered everywhere.." jaja LOSER!=P.......Im just gana throw this out there a chesse 1 iv hrd waz "i went to the doctors yesterday. he told me i need a heart transplant. so can i have your heart?" jaja....l0l

[manskater1]

If if u where cake i will be the first one to eat you

[manskater1]

If you where a bogger i will pick you first

[PKSCORPIONBLOOD]

LOOK AT THAT GIRL ON THE LEFT FROM UCLA

[Bread2347]

DUDE! I would marry you ! ;D <3

[landofthelost12]

hAVE YOU BEEN TO mCdANALDS LATLEY??

aH wHAT tHE hECK iT dONT mATTER. i lIKE tHEM cHUNKY!!!

[DJmelbourne1]

if u were my shoe i would never wear socks :)

[MrSkater1018]

girl you so sweet you going to give me diabetes 

[thecholo1243]

the prize should be a signed GeT dOwN cRaZy t-shirt

[JuanAntwainSandoval]

Dumb and dumber ahhaha

[SandyCheeks12692]

"Listen girl, I don't work at Subway, but I can sure give you a footlong." lol boys are so dumb sometimes. Oh and also, "Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants." lol.

[863Misgigglez]

DUMB AND DUMBERRR!!



[MrPGD77]

BACON replica :DD

[mayav92]

where dora???

[PsychoMexicano]

Dumb and Dumber!

[jomejia2]

i aint no fred flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock

[crazystupidass150]

lmao church song at the end!!

[SUPRAXSS]

u should give away a car as a prize

[Dinho3159]

dick in your mouth or whaaa? !!!!!if u dont say this!!!!!! u dont give a fuk about ur fans hahaha jk jk

[13triggZZZ]

Gabriel Igesias!!!!! luv him!!

[DarkSamurai305]

my pcik up line mamasina aquioras sales por el pan?

[ezzythaqween]

You FILTHAYYYY Mignasty ! lmao

[TheKatInTheBox]

Worst? Umm, Girl, Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong. Like no, failure.(;

[marcosflores123]

dude the movie name is "Dumb and Dumber" also jim carrey plays in it nikka

[m3x1c4n415]

thee worstt pickk upp linee thatt i'vee ever hear was "if i was a tree nd you weree a squirrel, i'd storee myy nutsz in your holee" LOL itsz funnyy but kinda perverted O.o lol

[crotchrocket8798]

Blackligh t doesn't work ;)

[SURB0I]

pfft dude I'm the pick up master

1.

Guy: How much does a polar bear weight?

Girl: idk

Guy: enough to break the ice (stretch arm around her and hug her ^.-)

2.

If you were a pirate, would you like your parrot here(place your hand on the shoulder that's closer) OR would you rather have your parrot HERE?(wrap arm around and place it on other should and hug her)

3. BEST ONE!

Go up to a girl and say "If i tried a pick up line on you, would it work?"

[macheen1]

The movie was Dumb & Dumber.

The best line I use is, I walk up to a girl and when she turns to look at me I say, "I had this really good pick up line but when you turned around and I saw your beautiful face, I forgot it"

Trust me It works ;)

[MrMariofan234]

Boy:Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Girl:Awww-

Boy:'Cause your face is f***ed up!

[760fifty]

Jim Carrey?... Dumb & dumber?...luv your videos!!

[Quiet1]

The worst/best pick up line I've heard is: GIRL~ is yo parents retarded? Cuz you be lookin special :D

[liisabbyxD]

i just noticed your facial expression at :59 reminds me of Woody in Toy Story x)

[aguilasfan2]

Dumb Nd Dumber

[TechnoZebra13]

the movie is dumb n dumber!!!!!!!

[jenny57632]

@theLAG916 hey's only doin monday'z and wendays

[UnratedNeverFaded]

Pick-Up line:

If you were a bugger.. I'd pick you first"P

[luvydubbybear]

Dumb and Dumber hilarious

[LuckyHeadPhones]

i want a bacon!! with sleepys mom!!!! signature!

[superkid2468]

Dumb and Dumber :)

[cano4578]

dumb and dumber

[TheJudithhdz]

"oy esa mamadaaaaaaaaa"lol

[Bluechikk27]

Oh wait, you have something in your eye. Oh, its a sparkle! :D

[silverjr111]

Oh noooooo the lotion on the skin!!!

[ambamalot]

Does Gabby watch these videos? Lol

[radiods13]

My name is Angel but i can be ur little devil lol

[AznRican212]

This is for the guys: baby I'm like a rubics cube the more you play with me the harder I get

[hunz81]

Dumb and Dumber (movie question @ 7:46)

[vashizzle]

Osama is dead.. Good.. Navy seals all day brotha.

[may1da63]

CD of your jokes :)

[LaughOutLoud385]

Dumb and Dumberrr!!! =]

[323pikachu]

your idea is pretty cool about bacon

[headphonesaresick]

WORST : smile if you wanna get with me, 

[AARONREYES11]

do you work at subway? because you gave me a footlong!

[VoiceNLove]

"I wish u would drown, so I can give you mouth to mouth" lol

[VoiceNLove]

" Oh my god your on fire!" "No one should be that Hot, baby let me cool you off" lol :P

[sur13x3vsgr]

guy:do you have a quarter ?

girl:for what ?

guy:its cuz my momma told me to call her wen i fell in love

[thugish1355]

hey sorry to bother you but can I borrow your phone so I can call God and tell him that I just found one of his Angels ;)

[TheNighttremors]

Dayum girl them tits is ridiculous, no bra is needed for them elasti- tits

[001aspect]

Super ego 93