Gaming Disasters: Superman (N64)

[andy085773]

you remind me of karl pilkington . very funny vid 

[EliCurrent]

You're voice is fucking hilarious I'm dying laughing!

This game is just fuckin stupid it's not even fun

Lol

[zigazig1980]

lol never heard of it!!

[cameron20101000]

why the sky is purple?

and actually superman flies through rings

if you really hate this shit

then pull up avgn superman 64

[thatbastardson]

Jesus christ. I remember not renting this game, but thinking about it. Thank your god.

[wajinshu]

Another worst game of all time... Pathetic gameplay >:(

[jherquintiz1]

this game wants me to...

get a sledgehammer and smash the cartriage and burn it

[2zporygon]

the third guy is professor hamilton

[eddieseven]

Superman going through hoops.....

[jarbon5]

Thought being able to control Superman with all of his powers was awesome!! The game sucked, but seeing Superman under my control made me feel powerful!

[koldkase77]

LOL! This is pretty bad, and Superman returns was just as bad. Superman can be fighting and getting his head crushed b the enemy, and he says, "Haven't even broken a sweat" while they are pounding his face in.

[dinitis]

loooooooooooooooooool 6 SECONDS

[Spiderpig02]

Wow the draw distance is like 20 feet! (Thats the pink walls that you can't see past) Like how modern games have an awesome draw distance and you can see for miles. LOL this is shocking,

[wizeladamska]

i played this game . i passed the whole thing :) i liked it  :)

[phowell2323]

Dick fukn Channey

[seanrulez1]

the developers were on coke when they made this

[TheCrushinatorDH]

I still reckon "Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge" is a worse game

[PandoraKyss]

I remember when I saw this advertised in Gamepro, and I didn't think to wait for the review before getting it. I'd have been better off eating my own face.

[ClessxAlghazanth]

awful game yeah , most of the games on n64 suck and even good games are overrated btw imo

[ForgeXBlack]

@ClessxAlghazanth Definitely debatable, but thank you for having the common courtesy to at least put "imo" after your comment.

[candyshit101]

superman n64 much worse than ET in my opinion

[SegaGenesisFan115]

@JLDoggard No way! I did the same thing you did when I replaced this really hard game(i didn't think it was sucky, i just thought it was hard!). I would like to give it another shot someday, though...

[TheSmokingUnicorn]

I'd be surprised if anyone ever managed to get past the first level.

[EKpaul1]

Am surprised you even bothered to play if for 4 minutes 14

[Goldiesly]

"I don't know who the third guy is, like Dick Cheney or somethin' I don't know..." lol XD

[xXxlifelesssoulxXx]

My brother had this game when i was smaller and it was just horrible i flew way to fucking fast to do anything.

[ReighnDrac]

That may not fit the definition of a maze, but this is also does not fit the definition of a game.

[mongovi]

just to tell you, its not 32 bit its 64 bit, but other than that, this video is awesome!

[SuperGinger94]

@mongovi Nintendo 64 can be considered part of the 32 bit era because Nintendo completely skipped over 32 bit. Sony's Playstation was 32 bits, and the Dreamcast was 128 bit (as far as I know)

I would say Early 3-D era would suffice, but I would also accept 32 bit era.

[mongovi]

@SuperGinger94 yea, i know what ur saying i just meant its the nintendo 64 cuz of its 64 bit graphics, but i understand where ur coming from

[GamerYetPolitical92]

superman 64 was not a disaster it was a fucking massacre 

[TheBacabajob7]

at 3:02 i pissed my pants

[tekkenrulz56]

i agree this is afucking load of shit

[tekkenrulz56]

omfg this game is fucked

[amdsoccer94]

what do you think is worse, this or that sailor moon game you said was the worst game youve ever reviewed?

[AnimatorLinden]

i actually liked this game as a kid :( assholes...

[flippyflapalex960]

wow this game is like 12-6 bucks on ebay!!!

[Crushilista]

I almost pissed myself when you said "Well.... let's crack this... barrel of shit".

[rickz1980]

Jajajajajaja! So fucking funny your review jajajajajajajajaja!

+10!

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

good god i own this game my cousin gave it to me 3 weeks later i learned he commited suicide when he played bases loaded 3

[CaliYoungGun1991]

why didn't he fly to stop those cars??

[000slasher]

they should have just given this game to people who bought a kids meal a burger king

[wirety1]

man you stay really great with these reviews and your the greatest reviewer of all time and stay a really great true legend for life to infinite days and forever

[llgbf]

this guy cracks me up

[Belfento]

@starrychica82

Once you defeat the rings (I believe there are four different ring stages with a subsequent mini-stage) and finally play a real mission, you'll wish you were back at the rings...

[carbomb19]

Who is this game licenced by?

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

@carbomb19

TITUS

[starrychica82]

I tried playing this game back in the day. It is as bad as all the reviewers say. has one played beyond stage 2? I never made it that far and am curious as to if the whole game is those stupid rings

[xbasti24x]

you are NOT the angry video game nerd!so please,shut the fuck up

[fredd164]

@xbasti24x

It's not like he invented reviewing games. You're only making fun of yourself while saying that.

[b1wdancer23]

@xbasti24x this guy reviewed it before angry video game nerd anyways.

[Spyhunter3391]

How about you shut the fuck up there were alot of game reviewers even before AVGN started.

just because he's popular everyone doesn't know him i watch avgns reviews they're good but anyone can review what gives 1 person the right to say what not to do?

Dumbass...

[Spyhunter3391]

@xbasti24x

AVGNS date reviewed:

July 09, 2008

This reviewers date:

June 12, 2007

Dumbfuck do some thinking before you rant.

they were alot of game reviewers even before Avgn but you're too fucking stupid to realize that..

[GokaishuSonOfGouki]

@Spyhunter3391 Well Said

[Gibix]

Are you fucking serious? AVGN is NOT the only one who reviewed this game!

[ny2j7]

dude he reviewed the game before AVGN and sad to say but Sick0FAnt is better than avgn

[thegameassister]

you get nightmares just by hearing tyhe name of the game.

[Firesting64]

i love this game so much i threw it into a clamp as tight as i could smashed it with a hammer till it broke in half then i pulled out a drill drilled 6 holes in it then burned the rest. yay...

[SFO14]

I think there's a bunch of French names in the end credits, so I guess we can blame French developers

[JLDoggard]

Think I made the right choice getting Mario 64 instead of this back in the day.

[rarrex12345]

....I rather play the game Pong then this shit.

[outlaw2747]

Pong is an epic compared to this digitalized piece of vulture shit.

[TheSevenCamels]

@outlaw2747 Pong IS an epic.

[SuperYoshi1141]

@outlaw2747

Pong already was epic.

[TheAverageTurtle]

@outlaw2747 Is that an insult to P0NG? We shall kill you if so!!

[tmorri603]

This game sucks big time but I feel that E.T. is #1 on the worst games of all time.

[skullkidzzz]

this game is sooo stupid that its not even worth shiting onit or burning it its not even worth playing or not playing it drives ppl crazy with its stupidness!!!!

[JeiHeirumaru]

Woooooooow.... This is just uber crap

[thosecrAAAzybastards]

i played this game when i was 7 cause i rented it and after two tries i knew this game sucked ass i mean they show you all the awesome things you can do in the commercial but when you buy it (or rent it cause it aint worth buyin) you just want to fire this game into the sun along with everyone who helped make this ungodly piece of shit

[wolfrider910]

why is the sky pink? ew

[wyzarme]

Render fog. The game sucks so much ass that the render distance is hilariously short, so you get render fog, which is pink in this game for some reason.

[Simgiov]

lex is like chuck norris, he ALWAYS wins!

[doomsdayducker]

iterestingly enough, every game i've ever played that gave me five or six languages to choose from has sucked balls

[MissionBond92]

lol i had to use cheat codes, but i beat the first level when i first got it when i was like 6 lol q:

[drunkensailor112]

oh my god they probably played nights and then decided to somehow incorporate it in superman and failed beyond human acceptance

[Quieteetempesta]

Brrrr..........Orribile.

[squireforhire]

Is there anything good about this game? Two things actually: the box it came in and the bonus comic that came packaged with it.

[outlaw2747]

Yes. The fact that you are able to break it is a bonus.

[bond165]

Now THIS is just disgusting lol...They should bury every single copy in the desert

[SoldierNtheonly1]

lol, and the maker of this game is the same creaters who made the crappy robo-cop game,among lots others, do they perpously make horrible games?

i meen from this review, i can tell that even micheal myers would kill himself rather than play this

[rsgrcg]

RY:

This is just the eloquent blasphemy against video game licensing.

[JayMoneyRich]

1-2 weeks not really that long but it is difficult

[JayMoneyRich]

yeah i have i almost died at the crappy ending

[Libline]

This game is so bad it's good.Or is it?

[TastyDijon]

lolololol i thought about this game the other, why did i hate i mean your superman!? oh yeh shit controls, impossible as fuck:P lol awesome vid. man:)

[TigerFury07]

Man i remember this shit the day it came out, stores couldnt pay you to take it off them because it sucked so bad!!!

[theboombody]

Gaming Disasters. Now that's a funny title. Even funnier than Broken Games.

[Mastervgl]

If then entire world was to colectively hate this game, it would be such a peaceful place...

[Nobodyman2]

The sky is purple. Beautiful. I am going to go vomit from looking at this crime against gaming. WHY SUPERMAN 64??? WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[SUPERMARIOSONICX]

The sky isn't purple, it's an emulator glitch. The sky is blue, but no clouds are there I think.

[Nobodyman2]

oh, well, the game is still terrible.

[jon2396]

wow now i know why this game sucks

[spunkflunk]

ma ni remember renting this it was crap

[fjccommish]

I played this for about 20 seconds before I got tired of flying through the hoops.

[emurami]

There is finally something i can hate collectively without feeling like shit

This is game is fucking horrible!

I hope titus is rotting for releasing this...

[bogercs]

Superman 64. Now there's a game we all hate!

[patrickc1193]

WORST GAME EEEVVVEEEER!

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

@patrickc1193

what about ET???

[Nintendofan9106]

Click on my username, Go to my friends, Click on Slipknotrules167, Go to his videos, and watch our vid of us smashing a copy of this game. Rate it and Comment it plz.

[theRAGINFmoviecritic]

@Nintendofan9106

whoreshit.................

[johnlewisbrooks]

Pong and PITFALL HARRY are better than this load of garbage!

[ApacheMan2K]

i actually got past those rings, but the actual stages are nothing special. you're fighting with the controls while leading a hostage along and fighting a boss with weird-looking punches. on top of that, neither Lois nor Jimmy have the same voices as in the animated series; all Lois says is, "Help! Help!" like a broken record, and Jimmy, who sounds more like Chris Rock, screams, "Heeeelp!" oh, and the guy on the right in the portal is Professor Hamilton.

[colethemole92]

idk how they were serious about this game

[theboombody]

I guess there's no way to slow down when flying.

[windego999]

Why does it look like his swimming when he flies? Man I heard this was the worst game ever but....and wth is up with everything being pinkish purple where it doestn show anything? IDK if the game was meant to be like this or if it was horrible programing.

[GhettoNinjah]

It's pinkish purple becuase he is using an emulator

[windego999]

OK that makes sense but regardless even on a nurmal console it looks awful. This game should be used to torture people

[GhettoNinjah]

Oh it is a torture device...trust me I torture people with it all the time xD jokes. Yeah the N64 version of the game has that "kryponite fog", which is complete bullshit lol. I played this game with emulator hacks and I still couldn't be bothered to play it xD!!

[CornishCreamtea07]

Looks like a Shit version of NiGHTS into Dreams

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Even Nights is laughing at this piece of shit.

[D43ver]

LOL it's true.. I had this game when I was like 7 (actually I rented it) but yea I didn't know anything about video game reviews.. I was extremely disappointed!

[Smampman]

The way you do the cars is by flying to one car pick it up and throw it at the other car =S

[DanielBMS]

The most fun I had with this game was visiting epinions and reading every title of the user reviews this game generated.

[conshiba1234]

dragons lair is so much better than this

[WesMantO0th]

i wonder if anyones ever gotten past the first part

[windego999]

Yeah I saw someone once. Your supposed to fly to the cars and throw em away :/

[dojodragon123]

I have this game and what i have to say about it is: I REALLY REALLY HATE IT I WOULD RATHER PLAY NOTHING FOR A WHOLE DAY!

[MadMarshmallo]

eurgh thats horible

6 FREAKIN SECONDS??!!

WTH

[supremebeing87]

I love your reviews, they're awesome, and you say the funniest shit, ever! My favorite review is your Street Fighter Movie game review.

[smj12286]

who made this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Siivi91]

Titus i think

[RabidDeidaraFangirl]

Last time I rember the sky is blue not pink/purple

[talshow89]

the purple/pink sky is an emulator glitch

[nightventure]

"Then there is no time to waste" lol.

[CannibalMortician]

wow whats up with the graphics

[AltimaNEO]

badly emulated

look up a video running on a real N64, its loaded with fog

[AngusYoung48]

You should see batman and beyond return of the joker.

That games horrible!

[RedneckConfederate01]

there is only one game worse than this...Big Rigs:Over The Road Racing

[KingHookJ]

You're saying Big Rigs: over the road racing is worse than E.T for Atari?

[RedneckConfederate01]

yes KingHookJ, big rigs is worse than E.T. atleast E.T has sound.

[KingHookJ]

We're talking about E.T the game that made Atari go bankrupt, the developers hated that game so much they tracked down as many copies as they could and buried them in the desert. Srsly.

[kdawg7736]

it should be 64 bit in the description, not 32 bit. probably heard this before but i nitpick a lot.

[Sick0Fant]

While the N64 had a 64-bit CPU, it was connected to the rest of the system by a 32-bit data bus. Most, if not all, programmers used the 32-bit architecture instead of the 64-bit (as can be seen in this game). 64-bit CPUs did not really become practical until later, as 64-bit instructions take way more RAM.

So, I don't consider the N64 64-bit. But I guess technically it is.

[kdawg7736]

i see. i have one myself, it has a lot of fun games, with favorites being star fox 64, loz ocarina of time, and super mario 64. and of course, there are a few shitty ones and superman 64 is the epitome of shit for this system.

[StanleyYelnats123guy]

Worst game of all time

[solid890]

HAHAAAHA i love your review on this game (1:00)

[NitroKid11]

If i had this game, i would throw it away after i try this!!!! FTPOS

[kmp3000]

baaaad game

[Catmaster900]

I've never played this before.......but I'm pretty sure i shouldn't!

[Sasuke006]

u only get 6 seconds to pick up the cars? what did the programers even try it out before they sold it to the market?

[TheWatcher337]

You're supposed to fly at the cars to pick them up, but the controls are so glitched up that it doesn't work half the time

[ultramegaunknown]

Best game ever!!

Wait- my bad

April Fool's day is in a few months....

[allurhatrbelongtome]

I'm sure gonna save the world flying through rings. It's the envy of every kid. I know I wanna be a superhero and fly through rings.

[mightycowhero]

you sound like gaara lol.

[psvforca]

And to be honest there where crappier games in the past, maybe not for n64 but other consoles if I should rate this game it would be like 4 and a half out of 10. Greets

[psvforca]

@ djskiz I am 23 now and owned this game too, to be honest I wasn't that dissapointed of the game back then but I wasn' t very impressed either. For it' s price you could get better games like Zelda, Banjo Kazooie etc. This game had too many glitches even for back then and was a little bit too cheap in graphs, but that is because the worlds are very big comparing to other n64 games that have more like part worlds (not looking at zelda OOT) that is why zelda was such an awesome game on n64 ! !

[shmoofolamburger]

lol nice purple sky

[TheBleuBlurr]

oooohhh gooooooodddddd. This game sucks so hard.

[CROshalashaska]

You should fly to the cars!!! Not walk.

[djskizmarkey]

you people are so fucking ungrateful!im 25 and we didnt have the games you ungrateful pricks have now,nothing is ever good enough for you people

[mbwolney]

I actualy rented this game when I was 7...

I used to think that I was the only person to hate those rings...^^

(I NEVER went to the next stage or what ever it was)

tanks for making me remember how this game is a bag of shit!!!!!!!!!!

[THEVIDEOARBITRATOR]

why are the graphics so bad.

mario kart had pretty good graphics

[guitarmagic95]

i know it doesn't, i just couldn't think of anything insulting, one of my friends had this game as a little kid, for some reason he liked, i was never a big fan of superman games

[lancej92]

"lets open this eh... bag of shit..."

i lol'd

[blueswan1984]

This game is a shitty version of F-Zero? I think it's more of a shitty version of Star Fox than F-Zero.

[PortugalFreestyler]

all superman video games suck

[worldofwarcraft5000]

so true

[actorman123]

superman 64 beats only one game; big rigs over the road racing.

[ss4meatwad]

wtf u guys talking bout....this game is bad azz...im mean i play it everyday.....

damn dats hard to say with a straight face...lmao it fuxing suxs

my dad got this game when i waz a kid.......

i blanked it out of my mind...thank god...

[bipolarclerk]

I was happy I never played this as a kid...

I mean I saw promotions but never got it.

Thank god, I mean I heard people actually killed themselves after playing this game!

[train1ng]

i see this game on blockbuster when i was a kid , i lol at myself that time.

[guitarmagic95]

this game doesnt deserve to be played, actually it doesnt even deserve to be smashed up and thrown on earth, actually it doesnt even deserve that it deserves something worse

[DaMnShOw3]

I've never played any superman games and after seeing this one i'm really happy that i didn't play this shit.This games is as bad as E.T.

[TheGMaster619]

Dude E.T is better. It is, why, at least in E.T, NO RINGS!!!

[CocoaShunter]

god this game, what a fuckin joke.

[ratpee1111]

i got this game when i was a kid, it was the most frustrating piece of shit ive ever played

easily the worst game of all time

fucking hate it

[ialsoRAPEemos]

I feel sorry for Supes

He deserves so much better

He has one of the worst video game streaks ever, along with Spawn.

[TranceLuvr69]

that was hilarious your like aghh i only have 6 seconds to stop the cars and he walks at a snails pace.

[Bayonet300]

Actually, I think we all should play this game, just to get a better appreciation for the ones that aren't so crappy. Hell, I wonder if you can make time stands still if you play this and Fable 2 in the same sitting.

[amathyst8]

i <3 the rings in spyro, i could waste like an hour in the time trials and not even realise it :P

[ge6a10th]

SHIT LOAD OF FUCK

[DrGnockerz]

People who think Hotel Mario or Sonic Next Gen are horrible ought to check this game out.

[JOHNODOYLE007]

if you need help "taking care" of these fuckin retarted story writters and developers drop me a line sometime

[oneshotkill27]

lol that game is shit, wtf the time 6 seconds left at the end. no one could do beter

[slabbs1]

this game get fucking worce looking every time i see a video of it

[GoWeegee]

fucking rings. most of the game is spent flying through em.

[DylanKiley27]

This game is such shit from what I saw.

[Corsirulez]

I remember this shit game. 6 seconds? WTF?

your review was incredibly funny!!!

[Jesus32Xtreme]

if this was on playstation 1, it would be amazing.