Lou Reed & Metallica: "Lulu" Listening Party

[krawczykkyle]

i aggree but it not new it was a mistaked metallica made and well find out if they learned from it in there new album

[2309davidobando]

DONT BE ASSHOLES, I LOVE METALLICA FOR ME LULU IS BORING BUT HAVE THE MOST AMAZING LIRYCS THE ALBUM IS SO NEW LIKE THE THRASH IN THE 80´S SOMETHING NEW

[nasrulswc]

is that jason rejoin back with metallica....looks like him lol

[hevywowa]

no way

[PirateTattoo74]

What a bunch of pretentious WANK!

[WLDFLD]

i was expecting this video to be metallica and lou reed listening to songs from the 70s singer

[Possesssed666]

They actually held a party for this album? Ok, Metallica, the joke was pretty funny but now it's just being dragged out please stop

[ironjaw9000]

che copertina di merda! il disco fa cacare lou reed impiccati

[TheXsicmaggot]

saint anger round my neck while listening to this!

[MichaelDrumsALot]

"It'll never happen again."

YES!

[MichaelDrumsALot]

2/3 Was done in 4 days!

Well thats no surprise....

[daaniel99]

ITS NOT METALLICA ITS LOU REED AND HE IS NOT GAY HE'S GREAT. NEW METALLICA SUCKS ONLY THE 5 FIRST METALLICA ALBUM IS GREAT!!!!!!

[najtrows]

@daaniel99 lou reed is gay, he likes men. thats nothing wrong with that but he is not straight.

[metallights]

@daaniel99 Lol! You're out of world, dude! Lou Reed is one the gayest men in the history of rock music! His mom sent him to psychiatric help because of his sexuality, he got electroshock as "care" for that! Anyway, what this matter has to do with "being a greit musician" or not? Do his sexual orientation change his musical talent, perhaps? Well, we can say that he's "bisexual", since his "half" is Laurie Anderson. Do you feel better, now? :-)

[daaniel99]

@metallights also he's gay? i don't know that sorry. i thinked that you say so only cause you hate him....

[metallights]

@daaniel99 You were talking with another guy, I joined in the debate because you're reaction ("He's not gay, he's great!") was too funny :-).Lou Reed is bisexual - in my opinion, gay people and bisexual people belong to different worlds. Besides this, there's a lot of different ways to be gay, some homo are hysterical faggot, some are very macho instead.

[FaggonDraggon]

the table!

[gagsterde]

"by thursday afternoon we did 2 thirds of the record"

that explains alot 

[respectingdeth]

Yeah right art. More like complete shit

[guinnessontap86]

"it is what art should be" are you fucking kidding me ?

[silverburzt]

these guys are surrounded by FAR too many yes men. Jesus christ, they've drank their own koolade since the black album. it would literally be better if they all died in a bus wreck after the black album

[jakerslake]

0:54 Kirk and Lou having footsies

[ninfan98]

@jakerslake ...What... The... Hell?



[jakerslake]

@ninfan98 Hey i'm not saying Kirk is gay, but Lou is a bi, and did you see the looks they are giving each other 0:56 ??? Its pretty homo.

[ninfan98]

@jakerslake I`m surprised you pointed that out.

[jakerslake]

@Nigganechi

[Nigganechi]

So if it sounds like shit, it's art? This is terrible.

[FairlaneNL]

Fucking arty farty wankers...This is not art. ORION IS FUCKING ART!!!!!

[Draxul]

Like a panzerkorps that decided to play with barbie-dolls.

[xXxviciajuegosxXx]

for me, metallica died with lulu

violenme to negatives

[TheHawaiikaii]

@xXxviciajuegosxXx

already died after "... and Justice for all"

[soulgorden]

....now I want some Holy Wars or Symphony of Destruction

[cooliovasquez]

so terrible, and they defend it by saying its "above" the intelligence of those who say it sucks. what idiots.

[metallights]

@cooliovasquez Right point, dude! I too noticed the arrogant statements of these guys. I mean: they are my idols, I adore them as Gods, and they're bashing me this way, claiming - or insinuating - that I'm a narrow-minded person, an illiterate, a conservative fan and a fearful person?! I command you Satan, to leave this body and give us back our James, in the name of good music and gratitude towards fans! :-))))

[DrFuckenstien]

@cooliovasquez it is im intellegent enough to reconize it for what it is: A FUCKING COMEDY MASTERPIECE!!! LMFAO!!!

[Vrankenfjord]

U suck metallica ! ><

[LordavidHimself]

bunch of pussies now!!!!

[SuperColee123]

pure shit!!

[metallights]

I'm a Metallica fan and I never, never hated Lou Reed. Until I heard Lulu.

[metallights]

@Fatzers You're right, my heart is not strong enough to bear such a awful mix of weak tunes and out-of-tunes voice, lol! If "The View" is the visiting card, I can guess the rest! "A good beginning bodes well" :-) I can't imagine how hilarious the Lulu Tour will be, lol!

[metallights]

@Fatzers Do you know why there is no Lulu Tour? Because Lou Reed CANNOT sing anymore live! He's gone, I'm sorry but this is the pure Truth. If I were one of his fans, maybe it would be nice to celebrate somehow the Sunset Boulevard of my idol. But he's not my idol.

[Fatzers]

@metallights

he doesn't have to sing, he can speak :)

this is what they said about why no tour-

"“We haven’t actually figured out a way to present this live,” admits Ulrich.

“Holy s---­­­, you perform it at your own risk,” says Reed. “The first thing is, can you get through it emotionally? You have to go for broke, the jugular. That can really get to you.”"

tinyur l.c om/LULUTELEGRAPH

but i bet they'll do some gigs together in USA maybe even before next summer :)

[metallights]

@Fatzers Those gigs will be enjoyed by Lou Reed fans, not by Metallica fans. We are the people of Master of Puppets, we love POWERFUL performances, not a blah blah-performance.

[Fatzers]

@metallights

just read some of the comments by "hardcore metallica fans" who say how much they love it now ;)

and sadly, no tour for lulu it seems, even though i guarantee you that the arenas would be all sold out wherever the 5 of them might roam :D

[solidranger]

its a shame kinda but idk if i should still support metallica on this or not. i still metallica but metal kinda went out the window

[XuliusCaesar]

I had this shitty album downloaded, listened to in its entirety, and fucking deleted 3 days before it was even released. Metallica will always surprise you I guess....just when you thought it couldn't get worse than st anger.....they come out with this tripe. fucking GARBAGE.

C'mon, Metallica.....either GET YOUR SHIT BACK TOGETHER or GIVE IT THE FUCK UP.

[Pequenno54]

next album : Toby

[gretathegarbo]

I say, they're doing something adventurous and creative and good on them! I liked the album, it was something different. Go boys!

[anchorman632]

Listening party? More like torture to the fucking ears.

[pingo57]

0:13 the green goblin, and the detective from L&O:SVU

[Utubepooperful]

This shit sucks ass :L:L:L

[Grule100]

what happened to haveing listening parties at bars or garages or a record store?

[bplus1plus1]

@Grule100

No one gets together to talk about (modern) art and pure creativity between musicans who wrote songs that defined our history in a bar or garage, dude. That sounds so working class and so below what the writers of some of the greatest compositions to grace humanities ears deserve. Surely you understand the pure talent, hard work and insight that went into creating even the album cover of this concept album. Just listen, and you'll hear no bar, garage or store deserves this.

[Grule100]

@bplus1plus1 Yeah, youre right... This album isnt even worthy enough to be in the vicinity of us real thrashers. We stay in our bars and garages to escape this kind of shit.

[bplus1plus1]

@Grule100

Exactly, can you just imagine going to this trainwreck of a party and have to listen to about an hour of 'creativity' by these senior citizens? I mean, I understand the camera guy who shot this clip, he's just doing his job. But even he must have suffered a brain injury having to listen to Lars Ulrich and David Turner.



[metallights]

@bplus1plus1 A "brain injury", lol! Hey dude, you're damn right! :-))))

[egnin1]

Lulu is Jason 15 years in the future. this is the echo brain project. Ha Jason came back from the future and made Metallica his Bitch. Nah just Kidding. He still looks like Jason 15 years in the future.

[SuperZLAT]

if you dont understand music and art you are in no place to judge this

this record ROCKS,this is metal&poetry and a lot of verygood things

GIVE RESPECT TO LOU AND METALICA or go and cry to your parents,dont cry on youtube

[bplus1plus1]

@SuperZLAT

Fuck am I glad I don't "understand music and art", that would seriously suck. I'm imagining myself going to art parties hosted by washed up rock alcoholics like the fine gentlemen in this clip, and swallowing any shit that comes out of their mouths under the pretense of opening up my mind to 'nouveau art'. But I do like to judge any shit that comes along though, and this shit blows; oh excuse my French. Let me translate it for our art connaisseurs: 'c'est ne pas musique'.

[prodiggy13]

@SuperZLAT

Metal and Poetry?

Don't know how to tell you this without breaking your heart,

But fuck you, fuck all you people who think you know art, go listen to No Remorse, Seek and Destroy, Loved to Death/Deth, Hell Awaits, Evil Has No Boundaries.

Metal, especially thrash wasn't meant to mix with poetry.

[LaughingUltros]

Party? More like funeral, I'm sure.

[TheMixedbreedChannel]

this is music history you guys !!!

[RESTxINxPIECEZ]

@TheMixedbreedChannel like, metallica all-time-low history?

[DeterminationForever]

@TheMixedbreedChannel Are you serious?

[THRASHFOREVER420]

metallica looks like a bunch of european trendy fucks,im more disapointed in they're new album,i mean death magnetic was atleast half decent but now i just gave up

[chobo24er]

just made for what , ? money ? i'm forever metallica"s fan but this album just sucks sorry

just buy and destroy

[BoMrVice]

'2/3 or the album was done in 4 days'. Perfect example of why you should take your time. I still respect Metallica for life though.

[TheWarDog11]

How The Hell Did Lou Get Famous In The First Place? He Sucks All The Way Around... And This Album Is CRAP And Should Be In The Sewer!!!

[fraserelliottguitar]

@TheWarDog11 Why are you capitalising the first letter of every word? It looks retarded.

[johnny2lean]

@TheWarDog11 by idiotic shit lovers like yourself

[TheWarDog11]

@johnny2lean The ONLY Idiot Is You,. Pathetic Little Man. 

[johnny2lean]

@TheWarDog11 thats cool man

[AbcadefGhiJklman]

@johnny2lean so is the shit i forgot to flush down the loo last night

[EverxOpeningxFlower]

How is this a party?

[ThatBigMetalhead]

damnnn james is getting OLD

[bplus1plus1]

Lesson learnt from this video: If you want your shitty album to sell, call it 'art'. Immediately artfags from all over the world will want to spend their money on your latest turd.

"What do you mean our album is shit? It's art, man. You obviously don't understand, try opening up your mind a bit. It's a collaboration between these iconic artists, they wrote hit songs and everything."

Be right back, going to write a concept album. Based on Lars Ulrichs innovative 'keep hitting the cymbal' song.

[marzy17]

@bplus1plus1 This video is pretentious bullsh*t to me!

[XuliusCaesar]

@bplus1plus1 bwahahahahahahahha dude you hit the nail right on the head!

[dvreaux]

Ok. It's a "concept" albumn....experimental....NOT a Metalica album but a collaboration of them and Lou. Well I don't like it. Metallica's music is pretty cool but Lou sounds horrible to me. Both words and singing.

[IBrokeTheOath]

Lol. Lou has more hair than Lars and he's 69.

[futbolinista3]

¿Qué te ha pasado Metallica?

[CundyCha]

It's not about music this one is it? An album that takes a week to record can't be very focused can it?

Spend 2/3's of the video wanking over the artwork.

[WakeTheBeast666]

The worse the fall, the greater the comeback

[abg696]

metallica should have stopped at the black album. why ruin your reputation further???

[MRlocoman123]

@abg696 you are crazy? they have good songs in their other albums. for example: there are a lot of good songs in the reload album, i didn't like the load album but the death magnetic album have brilliant songs! i love that album, its not like the other albums (kill em all, ride the lighting, and justice for all,etc) but its a great album!! i mean metallica is metallica and we cant say them what they have to do! its their band not our band! (im not very good in english, im from argentina)

[noahbwalter]

@abg696 Reputations are over rated



[k5zombie]

I bet this was all Lars idea...

[Nigelcf]

Lou Reed and Metallica had diarrhea of the pen writing this album. Its shit. Loose horrible shit. "nuff said.

[eirinikos]

just goes to show you can't teach old dogs new tricks

[regeya1975]

One of my favorite bands paired with one of my least favorite musicians. Sure to be right up there with the William S. Boroughs/Kurt Cobain collab in the 90s (hint: that one sucked, too.)

[bringmethecod]

What a load of shit lol. This only got released cause it has Metallicas name on it looooool

[TheChainedKing]

just fails no more words(understatement)

[antmandemcrest]

This is truly an experimental album, something that anyone else had the balls to do. Sadly the only ones that listened to it are frustrated metalheads........ My respects for this band no matter how much shit will be thrown at you.

[anchorman632]

Metallicas best years were the 80s. They went gay in the 90s & now they truly suck cock. How can a band which released one of my all time favourite records 'master of puppets' stoop so low and give the world this abortion????

[anchorman632]

Shite

[gearsofwolf]

Dear God, what the hell happened to Metallica?

[betoleal81]

@gearsofwolf no fucking shit.....since the Blasphemous black record

[MUSKAO95]

i dont think rob and kirk liked doing this collabination

[renegarciamoreno]

At least there's no more loudness war in this one, sadly it's shit.

[RidirichdFlann]

WTF??? Metallica... Cliff is rolling over in his grave right now... :/

[swlabr21]

@RidirichdFlann Cliff is rolling over in his grave and Dave Mustaine is laughing so hard that beer is shooting out his nose.

[RidirichdFlann]

@swlabr21 You are very right, ha ha

[KittensGoBree]

Why are they torturing Rob!

[swlabr21]

@KittensGoBree I think both Rob and Kurt are about ready to quit this band.

[metallights]

James, Lars, Kirk, Robert, pleeeease: take your instruments, run away from these jackasses, and start writing again some good music! We miss you a lot, motherfuckers!

[wolver33n]

As a lifelong metallia fan I find it amazing that they were able to rise above their individual fear and colabarate a record for lou reed and lars. *( maybe kirk too) I give them credit for hanging their nuts out and not giving a fuck what the majority of the fan base will think about this. that being said, i dont give a fuck for it, but if i was involved with the process i wouldve had fun making it

[metallicarocks1001]

this album has some pretty kickass riffs but they shouldve been used on a metallica album. imo i think this would alot better without lou's vocals js

[RatedRBrendon]

Is Hetfield saying there "Papa" to Lou Reed at 0:06?xD

[jamoebaggins1992]

what the hell happened to kirk hammett?? hahaha :]

METALLICA LIVES!!!

[LittleJma]

was Lou reed singing in this video? Oh no wait, he was talking...

[pabloquincecinco]

LO POCO Q ESCUCHE DE ESTE DISCO NO ME GUSTO, PERO RESPETO LO Q HAYAN HECHO, ESTOY SEGURO Q SU PROXIMO DISCO VA A SER DEMOLEDOR, TODOS LOS DISCOS DE METALLICA TIENEN BUENOS TEMAS, Y LULU A MI ENTENDER NO ES UN DISCO 100% DE METALLICA., "EN VIVO UNA DE LAS MEJORES BANDAS!!!!!"

[kylereece1979]

I dont think of it as a new Metallica-because it isnt. Its just an experimental piece of music-that in parts work-but in a lot of others, dont. And though Im a Metallica fan nealy 17 years,does it harm their legacy to me? Hell no.

But-it Totally fucks me off,when kids whine "Cliff wouldnt want this". Fuck off,children. Cliff was the most open minded of the band,he loved Lou Reed,amongst others. Dont judge what Cliff would/would not want,when the great mans not here to say for himself.

[Poirot633]

@kylereece1979 experimental piece of shit you mean, right ?

[dirtpipedan]

@kylereece1979 Metallica should have done everyone a favor and broke up in 1988.

[MetaITV]

@dirtpipedan no justice tour?

[jaynoureddin14]

@dirtpipedan ur a fucking retard

[MRlocoman123]

@kylereece1979 you are right, cliff was the most open minded of the band, he had the idea of the s&m album

[pako143945]

que mamadas

[Xilvios]

Whats this? Metal for kids or girls?

Wait.. I know: Metal for the elderly.

[XprePpyemo15]

Ok I respect the album but I don't like it.

[megamanthehitman]

i hope they know this is dog shit

[Costumized]

Simmer the fuck down, it's a concept album.

[Fucklesticks]

@Costumized Or they took a shit and called it a concept album, that makes more sense.

[spacesex101]

@Costumized they should've release just a concept single instead of a album...

[scottsonnenberg]

1:27 :

"everything was done live. so there was no going back and you can't fix anything"

Is that why this album is so HORRIBLE!!!!!

[PhilLovesThrash]

James Hetfield must think that he is the table that is in front of him.

[gojirason]

Metalulu

[ANTHMX]

metalPOPlica!

[SacEvil777]

This is the highlights? Haha my cats party would be more exciting!

[theraj662]

Holy fuck, Kirk looks like he's a hundred!

[eminemdisstopia]

This is the most interesting thing Metallica have ever done. Everything else they have ever done sucks ass

[marcus3379]

I never thought it could be possible to make something worse than load/reload. Boy was I wrong.

[Fucklesticks]

@marcus3379 Very possible actually, check out St. Anger and Death Magnetic.

[666UnholyMaggot]

my mom likes this album :((

[Fatzers]

@666UnholyMaggot if i may say so, i think your Mom has great taste in music :)

[khalidahmedkhan]

@daddibj so u love bigger and famous dicks....gud very gud. james dick is the biggest and most famous so tell us yr experience about him. And wht about lars famous and tiny dick...tht must be one hell of a experience.

[micene1982]

hateful comments are actually pretty funny and shows how many people is close-minded. This album is a masterpiece...it will be understood in years, just like many of other Reed's works...he simply keeps on being ahead of time.

[DeterminationForever]

@micene1982 It's your opinion. I respect the fact that they tried something new, but the result is... not so good.

[ProtestAgainstWhores]

@daddibj You still buy their albums?

[BleakVision]

Lulu means piss in german. And this is what this is. Look at them at their self-contained vernissage presenting this crap to an audience that knows nothing about what made Metallica great. Sure won't hear any criticisms there, everything is just fine...

[Syntax991]

@BleakVision lulu doesnt mean piss. the word doesnt have a meaning in german

[BleakVision]

@Syntax991 It does, no matter what you say.

[BleakVision]

@Syntax991 google for "lulu = pinkeln". It is slang.

[Bodomforever666]

@daddibj You are very self-righteous, you think that your opinion is the only one that counts? People are welcome to think and believe what they want. If they think the old Metallica was better then that's not something you can call them posers for. Metallica HAS changed and they lose fans by every album. It all began when Kirk was starting to write rhythm guitar parts in Load. Peace Sells!

[JU4NCAM4NEY]

Fuck you Lou Reed, go back to your grave!!!!

[crazyblockhead]

Lou Reed is nearly 70

[RickRattlehead]

Kirk Hammet with White Hair|!!!

[nightspinner881]

I wish Lulu never happened. Death Magnetic, apart from the shitty mixing, was really a strong album and at least sounded like Metallica. I'm not sure what this is, but I'll stick with listening to Megadeth's new bit for now. Disappointing...

[midnightrun09]

Metallica may have gone down after this album, but they're not DEAD YET!

[khalidahmedkhan]

@daddibj stil lives in ancient times tht album came 25 years ago now i can realise tht how much shithead r u cause u buy shity later albums of them to make them rich and u idiot become poor...or may be u loves kirk's dick so much.

enjoy kirk dick and make them rich.

[MaggotJoko]

wow the guy at 1:06 looked extactly like the young cliff burton! not?

[metallicaboy123]

Hey if Willem Dafoe likes it....

[Campbell318]

go to ... 4.11