"The Aristocrats" as told by Little Miss Angry

[ZanderG89]

with that mask he kinda looks like Matt Dillon

[AngryAussie]

@ZanderG89 That's a first

[keshalashay]

That was gross but it was funny. I like seeing kids with a creative sense of humor.

[AngryAussie]

@keshalashay She's very creative

[fonkymaster]

I made a joke like this myself, too long to put in a youtube comment, but I had a very bad taste in my mouth when it was said and done. Won't be doing that again for awhile.

[AngryAussie]

@fonkymaster It's that type of joke

[Yewro2000]

Good god

it's not as disturbing as the "real" joke

but it being told by a kid makes up for that

[AngryAussie]

@Yewro2000 That was the idea

[FuriusJorge]

AA it's comforting to know that someday when old man time finally forces you to step down from your throne that ther'll be a little Angry to carry on the legacy.

What dad wouldn't be proud! Rock on Little Angry!

[AngryAussie]

@FuriusJorge She knows what's what

[Rogers1664]

Cute way of telling the joke, but the 'joke' itself is just not that funny!

[AngryAussie]

@Rogers1664 It's a comedian thing, not really intended for audiences as bizarre as that sounds.

[wintersnowboard]

@AngryAussie i agree unless you have the "comedian sense of humor" if you will people wont get it, i for one love it

[Nawieo]

I hope one day, i will have a child like yours.

[AngryAussie]

Encourage independence and confidence

[VHlithiumVH]

These type of families are "normal" these days anyway, so if I had to say anything I think you guys are doing fine lol.

[VHlithiumVH]

You think THAT'S bad, you should see my family.

I have a 10 year old brother Who talk's & acts as if he was 20 and a 8 year old brother that Dances like a fairy, Screams and speaks like a 13 year old girl.

My mother isn't any better, A true Aussie bogan and on top of that she's AUTISTIC!

I think you get it. :O

[AngryAussie]

Sounds like fun

[bjorntooski]

stick with the cows...heffers and calfs bulls and milkers

riff on that for awhiile and then the big finish could be  "......what do you call an act like that ?"... THE ARISTRA-COWS

[AngryAussie]

That's trying too hard

[bjorntooski]

OK then .. i hope you don't mind if i use it myself?

i can see it now .. just at the end of the mayhem the dad brings out a COW . and statrs to .. well .. you know .. ... and the big finish

........ :-)

[Ellie4MuselOl]

LOL.

how old is miiz angry now?

The aristocrats, best joke ever made.. ter was even a show on it.

lol.

xx

[AngryAussie]

She's 12

[khan0plinger]

A see through mask :D

[AngryAussie]

Indeed

[reecieboii]

HOW RANDOM haha sounds like my mate but hes 17 turning 18 so thats the odd bit

[AngryAussie]

That is odd

[gribae]

Some people are sick enough to actually re-enact her suggestions.

[AngryAussie]

You may be right

[MrBarryMusic]

An original spin on a classic! Fair play to her!

[AngryAussie]

She has her own style

[SpiderMonkeyA69]

it doesn't really follow the format of an Aristocrats joke.

but funny none the less

[AngryAussie]

Right, an 11 year old is going to tell a real Aristocrats joke.

[SpiderMonkeyA69]

lol shit my bad, should have read the side info hahaha

[wiz9496]

doug stanhope's version is the best!

[AngryAussie]

I'll take your word for that.

[vickiormindyb]

I loved when my daughter was 11. She had hair that reached her waist, and she wore roller blades the whole year.

She did everything in them, even set the table. I was afraid she'd break a dish but she never dropped anything.

I was still glad when she gave up the rollerskating everywhere fad.

I still love her hair, which is almost as long as it was when she was 11.

[AngryAussie]

It's a fun age

[Darien500]

that is so gross i almost spewed epically the 2nd one with the picking nose one *tip* if u want free fries pick ur nose at the ounyer lol

[AngryAussie]

I'll leave that to you

[ozrob76]

Don't get it...weird...

[AngryAussie]

I guess you are

[XrotarebiL]

There's a version by Gilbert Gottfried which is quite gross and definately not for kids. It's on YouTube.

[AngryAussie]

There's a lot of versions that fit that description

[mabenot1]

wow.......... it took me forever to get the joke......... and that versions a little to childish for me.... but it was a good job.... it accually got a little disturbing for me at 1 point.....

[AngryAussie]

Kids are like that!

[youknowsit45]

Here in England we have aristocrats that are grosser than that. They really are a *family* show.

[AngryAussie]

This is true

[MrRCPresident]

dude is that your daughter???? shes awesome

[AngryAussie]

She most certainly is

[1995dog]

Died of laughter, revived, then died again, revived, then I fell out of my chair with the last two sentences (fell out of the chair laughing). I may have accidentally crapped my pants in a hilarious laughing fit.

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it so much!

[rjsheehan1]

Maybe try getting cows into human costumes, surely it won;t be that hard?

[AngryAussie]

hmmmm, interesting concept

[fiveandahalfgirls]

LMAO

[ratholin]

wow your daughter makes you look tall.

[AngryAussie]

At least someone does

[deathofbarney]

Wow shes getting bigger every video ^.^

great to she she's still acting in your videos!

[AngryAussie]

Her goal is to be taller than me

[deathofbarney]

hehe I can relate to that! When I was a few years younger than her I swore one day to be taller and older than my sister.. Well Im taller so thats one out of two!

[ascorbin24]

you got really cool children!

[AngryAussie]

Yes I do!

[goodyfun]

You're both awesome. Lil' Miss's acting looks very natural, by the way. :)

[AngryAussie]

She is a natural

[muslithefish]

isn't there a south park version of this joke told by cartman that is possibly the most disturbing telling of the joke ever?

[AngryAussie]

Quite possibly

[krissy4nik]

Youve got a lil genious on your hands definately go for the gran's bum idea !

[AngryAussie]

She is very good

[ThatKidFromAisle11]

whoa... i hope my kids turn out that cool.

lucky guy, lucky guy...

[AngryAussie]

I do have very cool kids

[goobman91]

wow, your daughter has some TFU ideas.

[AngryAussie]

Most kids do

[goobman91]

agreed

[ololh4xx]

is she your daughter? She's unbelievably sweet

[AngryAussie]

Yes she is!

[mandowarrior123]

She definatley does not take after you in the slightest.

[AngryAussie]

Not even a little ;)

[blueman4444444]

Ooooohhhh can youtube handle another angry here............hehehe.

[AngryAussie]

It could be too much

[crgfilms]

hey angry! that was....interesting. not the worst thing i've heard. but it was her idea?

[AngryAussie]

She started saying gross things and I told her the concept of "The Aristocrats"

[mssaragriffin]

yay 2,000th view

[pbunyan568]

Dude you are short! haha

[AngryAussie]

Yes I am

[eternalholiday]

There seems to be a lot of nose picking going on.

[AngryAussie]

Kids find that endlessly funny

[AshyMill0987]

i am so glad i found u! your fucking amazing!

[AngryAussie]

I'm glad you found me too!

[pigfaceddog]

My kids are a bad influence on me too. Gotta love 'em!

[AngryAussie]

It's all their fault!

[RyokushinYuroshima]

I laughed. She's a cute kid; so when are you going to start this movie into production--if you do, will she be getting the profits from the movie? Haha.

[AngryAussie]

I think I'll be her "agent"

[RyokushinYuroshima]

Hah hah--I see what you did there!

[brad20071]

haha lol oh god funny

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[hartigan1969]

interesting. Nice Film Link. I guess your little miss angry isnt old enough yet to be as gross as the comedians in the film. :P

hehehe

[AngryAussie]

Hopefully that is a few years off!

[TheTallBeverage]

oh wow..... that's wonderful..... lol. Little Miss Angry for the win.

[AngryAussie]

She's all win!

[DrakeMagnum]

It's cool that your kids can be into what you do AA.

[AngryAussie]

It's good to have them join in

[ZombieMantis]

... what about if say... a duck barfed on the road, ate it back up, ate a person, and the person ate the duck inside out and then barfed on some grass and a cow eats it?

[AngryAussie]

Nice touch

[slipinsanity]

lmao , little miss angry sure has some gross stories ,lol, keep up the good work cheers AA

[AngryAussie]

She sure seems to

[GunShip03]

LOL wat?

[metalmaniacmat]

lol wtf

[bumtownallstars]

I"m having a baby girl in the next week or so, and I hope she's half as rad as her! Good shit, man!

[AngryAussie]

Good luck to you!

[Hirsuticus]

Sorry man but she's gone and outdone you.

[AngryAussie]

She sure has!

[Hobbitgoth]

Dude what!!?!?!?! That was epic.

[AngryAussie]

Cheers :)

[beornborg]

*Barf*

[Sixtehn]

Damn thats gross o.O

[AngryAussie]

That's the idea

[AngryAussie]

I certainly didn't.

[macabreiceman]

I think it's the fact that it's Little Miss Angry that's saying it that makes me laugh. The Aristocrats joke that I can never forget though is Scary Dave (thechurchofdave), should look it up if you get the chance and enjoy particularly over-the-top vulgar humor.

[AngryAussie]

I saw Scary Dave's version

[AlicetheCamel7]

I love little miss angy, she's funny :)

[AngryAussie]

Yes she is

[aceofosea]

You understand since little miss angry talked about having animals do those "things" your going to get flamed by peta.

[AngryAussie]

That's what I tried to tell her

[aceofosea]

You know petas logic err stupidity. But she is great. Lets hope she doesnt upstage her dad.

[Craig6623]

Ewwie just went go - karting and drove a 4x4 ( my first time ) Best

[AngryAussie]

Cool

[AngryAussie]

She'll put up a fight!

[mylovelydame21]

Aw, your daughter is adorable. If she gets into youtube, do you think she'll make vids like you?

[FrostbittenWolf]

He's already having nightmares about it i bet.

[AngryAussie]

Maybe one day

[AnThOnYrox8]

probley should have looked up aristocrats before i watched this but oh well lol btw i got my p's :D

[AngryAussie]

It's legendary among american comedians

[1994cg]

confused........

[AngryAussie]

Life's like that

[Doomedlight]

I'd love to see that :D

[AngryAussie]

Sounds like it

[DemonicGemini]

is this censored fuck fucky fuck fuck fuck

[DemonicGemini]

damn you youtube

[DemonicGemini]

i can't say dam

[pyromaniacevil]

yes. yes it is. a pox on BOTH the houses of YOUTUBE!!!

[AngryAussie]

Don't you think that comment looks stupid now?

[saintpeter13]

dude your daughter's pretty funny mate XD haha and i must say she's pretty cute too you got a lovely daughter mate

[AngryAussie]

I agree

[shiftyshive]

The hell?

[iloveallecchianime]

CENSORED = PWNED lol

[deathreverent93]

this is one of the funniest one of your videos in a while, good work on this

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it :)

[filmfanatic99]

I still don't get the joke.

[AngryAussie]

It isn't really a joke in the classic sense

[coulditbekronau]

****

[DragonflyNoir10]

Like father, like daughter. She is so cute!!! Glad to know there will be future generations of Angry Aussies.

[AngryAussie]

So it seems!

[gizmo359c]

fuck

[wei00007]

2 GIRLS 1 CUP WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Wow, shes pretty cute.... :P

[princeboy5]

Hmmm, Angry maybe turn on the crazy tap

[AngryAussie]

Maybe

[CrazySnareCharles]

haha school these days :)

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, what do they teach them?

[LOACHABLE]

COKE

Fanta

lemonade

See wich one blows up better when you shake it

or get to siamese fighting fish to fight

[jonaspv]

She is definetly on the right track! =D

[AngryAussie]

I agree!

[icefire436]

Your daughter is a genius... I'm not joking! Funny imaginative stuff! Lol. Greetings from Miami!

[AngryAussie]

Hi Miami! I agree - she's a genius

[mikeadx]

is this your wife or girlfriend angry?

you said before how short you were, after seeing you bend down to her height, geez..she must be like 3 ft tall...hehe

[AnimalDeStuff]

daughter? Aha. You probably already knew

[pbrskater26]

You got the coolist kid in the world angry, shes realy intelligent for being 11.

[AngryAussie]

She is all that

[BTPossum]

Getting the animals to do that stuff is no problem, the real trouble is dealing with their agents.

[AngryAussie]

They always charge too much!

[MokongX3M]

after listening to that description i'm just glad I wasn't eating anything at the time, haha

[AngryAussie]

A wise choice

[GreenFox59]

Wow... With the detail in that video and how active my imagination is, I almost felt sick. Lol, but I love shock value, it was great XD

[AngryAussie]

An active imagination can be a dangerous thing

[JudeMaris]

Ummm....yeah...*cough* I should have watched this BEFORE lunch. XP

Where did she get that twisted mind from....Angry? ;)

[AngryAussie]

I have no idea ;)

[KingGrimDeath]

well....interesting O.O lol

[AngryAussie]

Life is interesting

[TheLizGang]

That may be the most epic mask on the planet. WANT

[AngryAussie]

Little Miss Angry made her own :)