Dwayne Perkins - Crap

[da1on2]

I think a lot of people in that audience are a part of that first group. As a member of that second group I can attest that this is all true and this bit is hilarious.

[krisalex18]

true

[johngorgis]

Weak crowd dood is guud

[azninja01]

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats so true!!!!

[PerryMartinGreen420]

yo true story i ate a bad Poutine the day b 4 me and some friends had to drive 16 hours to our new dorm and start school i think i have the world record for holding ones diarrhea in cuz i have a thing about shitting in gas station restrooms my friends drove while i curled in to a ball and clenched my anus and focus at the lv of a jedi not to fart for fear of.............craping my pants

[luffis1985]

Louis C.K. did it better.

[mrbball151]

horrible crowd. great bit tho

[yay78900]

hilarious, i can totally relate

[krisalex18]

damn..this is soo true!i shit my pants outside my bathroom..just 2 feet away...shit.. lol

[TurkiDelight]

More Perkins !!!

[FreeVlogger]

Bombs away!

[viciouspurple]

Come on booty.. not now XD

[jddii]

haha. its sad and its true :P

[IanGriffithsGuitar]

AMAZING

[netsurfer173]

wow informative =D

[KillemSlowKevin]

I swear I was thinking of this shit last week. I had to use the bathroom so bad and I held it for awhile, but by the time I got home, I couldn't hold it much any longer. Long story short, I used the bushes. lol

[MissFridaK]

this...is..so...TRUE! and relatable.. reminds of when your at the movies and you reaaaaaaaaaally need to  pee... *sigh*

[YAW42]

11 people shit their pants because they couldnt figure out their rubiks cube pants in time

[liononwater]

He sounds a little bit like Eddie Murphy when he says "I did my part"

[TheWTFsauce]

Either your Drunk or you gotta crap like hell is when you have a Rubix Cube Belt

[omarsalem91]

Crapped my pants when I was 16. Time slowed down to almost a surreal extent. I was tripping BALLS. And yes it was like 5 feet away from my toilet

[Afr0Afr0]

@omarsalem91 i crapped my pants yesterday. i was in the washroom but i didnt feel like sitting down.

[Rocketfing3r]

@Afr0Afr0 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Toki52]

This is a Louis CK joke.

[seblasian]

@Toki52 Wich part?

[casper123]

Funny

[vonversace]

lol rubix cube belt..Dwayne kills me

[Xicedragonnx]

crowd sucks

[EmperorLuna]

bombs away! NO DON'T DO IT!

[hchavez29]

lmao so fucking true

[SyllDeville]

Crapped my pants when I was 18...

[6capthowdy9]

@1:35 he should of added " then your colon starts talking,,your about to get a brown" and then you start thinking bout' next weeks shopping "ok I need to pick up some bleach,,uh,, new bathroom rugs,,,,and cases and cases of Fabreeze!!!"

[CJBombaYe]

LOL

[SedanRevolution]

LMFAO

[amsaguilar85]

HAHA that 30 ft really is murder haha

[RapFluenza]

6 people are the ones who crap in their pants.

[Pygmahia5]

this guy totally replied on his status to me on facebook!! at least, im pretty damn sure he actually did it and not his people.

[huisachemay]

That crowd was weak!

[DrinkSkateSleep]

Bombs away! hahaha

[xxjayfrostxx]

i havent crapped my pants..only i when i tried to fart a lil bit of shit came out

[666ferno]

@xxjayfrostxx you my friend have sharted

[ickybish]

@xxjayfrostxx loool, bc thats so much better.

[jerrymclos]

@xxjayfrostxx im gonna tell ur girlfriend

[Hiyrustrider]

This man speaks the TRUTH! :D

[stephani2104]

I am a comedian, and I totally was gonna do a bit on crapping your pants........... odd.

[Kainthemain]

its true,at least you gotta pee,the last steps are the worst.

[RAMBOkills187]

@Kainthemain yes they are

[klauseba]

damn,i almost died,drank water while listening to him and chocked

[TheEvilflyngmonkees]

@klauseba and chocking is serious business. almost as bad as choking....

[DancingSpiderman]

@klauseba a good joke taking me by surprise when I'm drinking soda hurts the nose real bad

[Pygmahia5]

lmao this guy is good.

[KissMahGrits]

roflamooooooooooooooooo

[rizzuh]

holy shit someone needs to get on that idea of making a rubix cube belt NOW!!!! i want it and i need it made fast kthxbai

[haloaddict64]

@rizzuh The new form of Birth Control

[XXXDokiCupcakesXXXX]

LOL

dis is funny! xD

[megaman5125]

I THINK I ALMOST DIED!

[fw6766]

womp womp

[ashthegreat]

I'd take a shit in the bush and help the environment! Go green! :)

[ABONESR]

so fucking funny

[drainoftheage369]

Louis CK has done a similar crap joke.....

[lduenas]

A little speedy, but he can make it funnier if he works on it.

[TNuggZ]

@lduenas i know thats what i was thinking lol...if he just slowed down a bit and work out the kinds, he will have a killer joke!

[Mamonuth]

@lduenas I think he was short on time :(

[youngice6004]

@lduenas it's already funny, its just dry. Not a lot of people like dry humor, they need to hear that gag shit thats loud and obnoxious to get the joke.

Hence why dane cook had such popularity.

[93johnk]

@lduenas i think he was trying to get off fast for some reason. maybe had to take a shit. lol.

[DaSolidAce]

@lduenas this was perfect the crowd just sucks it wasn't speedy at all

[nandomaga]

@lduenas He probably had to take a crap ^_^

[patr1ckf1994]

@lduenas his time was running short. he doesn't have like an hour long special

[foolofaguyinlove]

@lduenas Oh FUCK UP.

THAT'S HIS STYLE.

IF YOU DON'T GET HIS APPROACH, YOU'RE A MORON.

SERIOUSLY.

THIS GUY IS FUNNY AS HELL.

[ikickbabies4fun]

lol rubix cube belt was so funny

[kriswilson206]

Dwayne Perkins is soooo funny.

[AimiriZ]

meh

[ArtApparent]

lol a rubix cube belt

[XxTheHybridxX]

Very good timing.