Tony Rock - Acting Black

[ivke32]

shit! here i am again watching LF and i can't stop..

[28scotland]

There's a Nigerian boy in my Advanced Writing class, Kemfon. He orders 3 or 4 things of chicken every day, and also drinks Sprite all the time. I'm a white girl, and I know I love chicken more than he does. All us white kids in the class (that's everyone but him) poke fun at him about how he loves chicken so much. I don't know how this came up, but I asked someone what Kemfon would taste like if I ate him. The answer: Chicken soaked in Sprite. Yummy! Haha :-)

[lb8755]

<--- this white guy loves fried chicken

[TheSAEkid]

lol its true i am not black but i do eat the bones.

[TheSonorama21]

@TheSAEkid

It's the marrow.

[TheSAEkid]

@TheSonorama21 well you know what i meant. how can someone eat bones. 

[TheSonorama21]

@TheSAEkid

I WISH we could... Waste of perfectly good calcium.

[sugizo88]

not only black people eat chicken like that.. I'm asian and thats how i eat chicken.. and yeah, I hate eating chicken when I'm not home..

[excusemygangster]

this is really chris rock's brother

[ffiinnrroodd]

I'm white and I do that with chicken too!

[xe585]

is that true about eating the bones

my uncle used to do that my dad tells me but i thought he was just weird

[Lolic0nz]

hahaha i'm black and i don't violate chicken bones like that. and as far as acting asian, google weeaboo.

[SlowlyPeeled]

Yeah it is because you're black.

[vegamore]

Dave chapelle regurgitated, still good though.

[SpinozicTroll]

hahahah archeologist sucked dry bones, but the crowed is cold about it?

[joeyh31]

this is true in high school my black friend would eat his chicken like no other and when he was done it was just straight bones on his plate

[09heatherlyn]

He's funny, but not as funny as Chris

[volcompunksk8r]

hahaha I laughed hard at the chicken joke cuz I stayed the night at one of my friends house and seen him crack the bone open and suck the marrow out haha I'm black and that was the first time I seen that shit

[WeAreTwoDoorsDown]

You don't have to be black to fucking love chicken...

[FaultyParadise]

Disagree. When ever people are in a non-tourist area, taking too many pictures, they are acting real asian.

[DjSkyfaze]

he stole that from somebody

[THEWARRIORMIKE92]

he sounded like denzel at the end haha

[Uatemydoodle]

black people like chicken? thats fucking racist!! evry1 likes chicken!! except retards.

[7988E]

i love chicken and im white :P

[MrLazyrain]

it's funny cause it's true

[Polaksoccergeek3]

crowd is annoying

[SpinozicTroll]

omg i cracked on the Archeology joke, just like stephantb, but... what the fuck is this crowed?

[seroyer2]

Really if you don't like chicken your fucked up, I mean really who the hell does not like fried chicken and mash potato's.

[SpinozicTroll]

@seroyer2 my favorite restaurant called nandos, made very delicious chicken and mash popatoes... they closed Q_Q sniff... R.I.P. Nandos

[dalesalsa]

**Ahem... We know its more of an act ... Because there are black nerds and black guys that act like white guys, and black guys in other countries THAT... act like people from those other countries.. :P That's why people say that...

Except on the chicken thing... chicken is delicious.... :)

[MicrosoftsourceCode]

I chew chicken bone and don't give a fuck who is watching.

[ardellgough]

Seriously tho, who doesn't like fried chicken?



[Pasteldqueijo]

Meh...

[JoblessGuydotnet]

Watching this while I'm eating Chicken in the office.........

[jprenderg]

Nobody tells black people to stop acting black. It's said to jackass white kids that act black all the time...dumb bit.

[wolfieinu]

Well that's how I eat chicken and I'm white ... I'm from Africa tho ... so yeah ...

[12lemonsful]

so true

[imasonfree]

Being black I can relate...Nothing makes me more insecure than eating chicken around white people. Sometimes I want to go, "This shit is nasty"....Just so, I won't feed their stereotype.

[gymrat7847]

@imasonfree dude i haven't eaten watermelon since i was like 12.

[imasonfree]

@gymrat7847 I'm allergic to Watermelon...You should see the expression I get when I tell white people that.

[aslynnhoney]

@imasonfree my only (ONLY) black friend is allergic to watermelon as well. and it's hilarious. He also does NOT like fried chicken. Which is doubly hilarious.

[aslynnhoney]

@aslynnhoney For the record, I live in a very white neighborhood. I think there's maybe 5 black families, total. Not kidding.

[BlkFlamesz]

damn i cant even enjoy watching comedy bcuz every time I watch a video there fucking dumb asses debating on the white vs black thing. blacks this and whites that shut the fuck up!! Its fucking comedy its not for the weak hearts, damn go watch some one who doesnt talk about these topics then like jeff dunham..FUCK

[lexj99]

that is TRUE lol

[Visualize630]

"Shanghai traffic" youtube that!

[SCREWEDUPNIKKA713]

archeologist style hell yea

[SCREWEDUPNIKKA713]

lmao hispanics do da chiken like dat two

[ffiinnrroodd]

I do that too with chicken! Hooray, I'm black!:-D

[EverydayAlex]

my comedy is all about being white, no one likes it...

[stratocaster1986able]

Another black guy talking about being black, when will this ever end?

[Jamtootness]

Eh. Some people said I act black. Im not even black.. -.-

[verbaledge]

@Jamtootness thats y they say you are acting.

[ribtin]

Is stealing half of Dave Chappelle's show typically black as well?

[nosredna1624]

hes acting so black right now....

[Cnupoc]

@nosredna1624 he is black... it's not act..

[stephantb]

Archeologist joke cracked me up xD

[taubstumm]

I didn't know people eat the bones, might give it a try.

[DebChanChano]

WHAAT. im white but im scared of cops and i like chicken. DOES THAT MEAN IM BLACK ? :O

MOTHER OF GOD! :O

[virtuvianTrace]

@DebChanChano that means your a white cop hating carnivore

[PurplePlanetss]

soo true.

[koomran]

I don't care if white people make fun of me or stare while I eat chicken. I'm impervious to anything around me like an animal eating it's kill. It's THEIR problem not mines if people want watch me eat.

[ThrashMetalForces]

Well. I didn't catch his "black" humor. Ha-ha. Get it?

[StuartHughes2990]

So not true. Asians are made fun of constantly for doing nerdy things and driving horribly.

[jorcha89]

@StuartHughes2990 Yeah, but thats what hes saying.

Non black people will be accused for acting black.

Non asian people are never accused for acting asian.

[MrRadaikon]

@StuartHughes2990 But White people will never be accused of acting Asian for being nerdy or driving badly. That's the difference.

[bigdawg321100]

80 people are 'acting black'

[inkblack666]

"black people love fried chicken" Shit doesn't even makes sense. Who doesn't like fried chicken? Shit is fucking delicious. The only people who don't like fried chicken are vegetarians and who gives a fuck what vegetarians think? it's not like they could kick your ass, they're too week, no iron in their diet. Meat eaters win every time. What are they eating anyway? Fried tofu. I'm not even sure that's really food. It's probably just asian people selling you bits of recycled tires. It's a scam.

[Trippze]

the audio is way too loud

[RalfiEDB]

@Trippze lol jokes, jokes

[free2high]

true rate this u know u eat the bone too lol



[hursty9013]

not funny at all

[YurrahAlHadi]

Is this chris rock brother?

[TurnToJesus1]

@YurrahAlHadi Correct.

Peace.

[slaff40]

"Im gonna say 'motherfucker' whole day. I might even slap a bitch." xD

[verbaledge]

its funny cause he is black

[JohnnyVanilla1]

@verbaledge It's funny cause I'm white.

[gohan2064]

@verbaledge

its funny cause

white kids act BLACK

wiggas

[HartAHart]

I grew up eatin fried chicken, watermelon, beans an hamhock, collared greens, and corn bread....an my family is redneck.

[lilpunk144]

I don't know why, but this act sounds an awful lot like Dave Chappelle's Killing them softly

[jackerx5]

Chris Rock's Bro

[patdgal54]

my dad eats the marrow out of the bone too...yes my family is black.

[OuterSpace90]

True

[DreadfulControversy]

LMAO "I'm going to say motherf**ker all day!"

[ComicPenius]

Everybody loves chicken. That bullshit stereotype doesn't even exist outside of the US.

[TahaNasserTV]

Surely its an act when your not black?!

[battybyai]

It's true. I have to pretend to not enjoy chicken around some white people haha

[gablison]

i'm canadian chinese and that's what i do with with chicken... my favourite is the boney bits... like leg, thigh, wing, spine, neck... i once made a necklace out of the chicken back bone that i was eating cuz i cleaned the bones so good!

[DamnCanucks]

black people like chicken, watermelon, grape soda?

I LIKE ALL THAT SHIT TOO. im not even black im asian

who doesnt like that stuff

[hork13]

@DamnCanucks but they LOVE it. big diff

[DreadfulControversy]

@DamnCanucks Me.

[FatCorporateCat]

is he chris rocks brother or something?

[SoulSnatchaz]

@FatCorporateCat yup

[Bashallequally]

They do accuse people of acting asain. Usually they are called weeaboos.

[XxcjmoneyxX]

OMFG his hairline is FUCKED UP !

[eastcoastmarauder]

LMFAO about the not enjoying chicken with non-black people in the room. I hate when i go to Buffalo WIld Wings and i'm the only black person there. I always get the boneless wings just to be safe from judgement. LOL one easy bite for each wing, instead leaving all the meat on the bones with regular wings. hahahahaha this was gold!!

[SuperHeroMan411]

I dont eat the bones am i white now?

[goose9192]

My maternal grandparents are white and they eat bone marrow regardless of who is around them. There from russian though and don't understand that that grosses every person out including myself. But I have to say marrow is really fucking good.

[yugoxgc]

@goose9192 you can eat like that near a Pole, I mean what do I care, it's your food, you paid for it who am I to decide what you leave or not on your plate, I'd say a guy that looks at a strager eat is a real freak

[ndb751]

You can eat like that around Hispanics, it's okay, we are the same, kind of.

[PrideFEDORPride]

Im Russian and aIlways eat chickens bones and infront of other people and I dont give a fuck, because this shit is delicius

[TheJovanist]

suck that marrow dry. breh

[Elcambumb0]

look at all the meat haha thats so true

[Donarudo88]

Lmfaoooo

[KnifeNut88]

Marrow*

[guguigugu]

you like chicken? stop acting asian!

[ctsbrg]

Holy Shit! It's Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock put together.

[theCAMEOsho]

Hahahaha "Look at all the f**king meat I leff on that motherf**ker...look at all the meat I left on that f**king bone!!" Now that sh*t will haunt you...the next time you hungry...you'll remember that bone...and you'll be like; "All that f**cking MEAT!!"

[SkwerlBergamot]

something familiar about this tony rock fella, just isn't hitting me

[yomama91169]

@SkwerlBergamot it's chris rock's brother!

[SkwerlBergamot]

@yomama91169

no yeah, thats why i wrote that comment

[m15t69]

Dear Santa,

Please come with my "black" ^^

[ChipArgyle]

Suck the marrow out of the bones?  That was a piece of information I didn't need to know.

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[donUK69]

haha im iraqi and we eat the bones too

[peplajso]

all black comedians have funny standouts about partying, blazing, drinking... only white comedians disrespect themselves and say some dumb shit like "i be watching porn... or i shitted myself" black standouts are a lot better!!!

[kesemack12]

Damn only like 2 people laughed

[Terminal2k1]

Japanese r probly best drivers in the world

[SleptWithUrWife]

@Terminal2k1 Um, nope. Finnish are.

[WaltDisneyyy]

I love chicken and eating chicken is on the list of tags

[Muqtadaralsadr]

LOOOL bad crowd..this guy was too jookes

[FunnyLimbo]

kinda looks like eddie murphy

[DeadIslandTrailers]

hes better than chris

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

I don't get the black people like chicken thing- doesn't everybody like chicken?

[TheKj1434]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler Yeah, but it is a stereotype............that makes no sense..........

[frantowntyson]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler you're right, it's complete bullshit

[Teslawasagod]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler I think its more About the stereotype, than What the stereotype actually is... 

[TalynCo]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler No.

[Jebus495]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler Not asian people!

oh ho ho hello satan

[yugoxgc]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler its not that he doesn't like chicken, but he doesn't like the fact that he can eat only the meat with a white guy around, when there are so many other good parts of it to eat, but he can't eat them next to a white person... I'm not american so I don't get the picture, I leave those parts for my dog... for me this joke is funny cause I know like a dozen people that eat it like that, and don't know a single black guy

[Ayplus]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler Does everybody like watermelon?

[strafer]

@Ayplus It's a stupid generalization. Not only that but watermelon is healthy. So who makes fun of people for taking care of themselves. Self loathing bigots maybe?

[TheCatsLastWord]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler I laugh when people use that stereotype to "insult" me...I'm a vegetarian anyway so jokes on them...

[SHlTTER]

@TheCatsLastWord if you're a vegetarian, the jokes on you.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@SHlTTER That makes no sense... Like, at all.

[SHlTTER]

@TheCatsLastWord I meant because most people really like chicken, so as a vegetarian you are missing out. And saying the jokes on them makes less sense than what i said because its not really a joke and they don't lose anything from making that assumption about you in the first place. (Im not tryna start anything btw i really don't care if you're a vegetarian, in fact I'm glad for you).

[SHlTTER]

@TheCatsLastWord and sorry about this cuz like i said Im not tryna start shit, but its funny to me the contrast in how you spend the time to properly punctuate and shit but not to chose more elaborate words than 'like at all'

[SHlTTER]

@TheCatsLastWord haha and once again I'm sorry, but i looked at your profile (just to see who i was talking too) and i gotta say if you don't have time for movies and especially music then you should consider slowing down a bit. But then again you are on youtube so that must be an overstatement.

[Globox822]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler yup

[Cowmangii]

@Ebuverthebicepcurler also how is it bad id love the sterotype all white people love chicken coz i do lol

[Gmatute6969]

LMAO



[daniyellowjello]

That's called the marrow..us Asian ppl do that too.

[padookieking]

@daniyellowjello isn't really a racial thing. white over here, and I do it too lol

[VinWeiLee27171]

you eat the chicken and the bones? stop acting Asian.

it's our culture to eat everything, organs, bones, and chicken feet. you may only eat the meaty part of a chicken.

[balotelli456]

so is this drew ?

[Doofster17]

I'm black mang. I eat all dem chikens all day. Chiken n waffles in da mornin. El pollo loco for lunch and KFC for dinner baby.

[L8rBek]

@Doofster17 I keep hearing about chicken n waffles O.o is that made a certain way or is it just chicken and waffles?

[Doofster17]

@L8rBek its just chicken and waffles

[OfficiaLazyEyeVision]

"Look at all the meat I left on tht muthafukka!!"... true shit!!

[OMEGAxWARRIOR]

has any one got a chair i can use?

[001snipe]

This is golden, it's da first time i ve seen a comedian do a bit on this spesific aspect of our culture. Another dude needs t do a routine on "being white-washed". lol wtf does dat even mean?? People are people. Every1 grows up differently and in different places.

[jasonemilio]

Believe it or not, most asians historically (yes historically) share many of the same eating habits and foods. We love fried chicken and fried things, and we chew everything down to the bone and chew on it and shit, including the bone marrow too. I used to love eating that but I have to have the bone broiled first to get it hot and juicy inside (that's what she said)

[Kingtunice]

@jasonemilio funny you should say that lol you should research asia and africa's historical relationships

[TheZoelzer2]

IS THIS CHRIS ROCKS BROTHER.

[rascalreezy23]

@TheZoelzer2 yh

[BirdiewasHere]

HEY GUYS MY BLACK IS HERE! :D

[jkman10]

It's not acting black. It's acting ghetto.

[GreaseGeek19]

honestly when i hear him talk he sounds like rev run to me

[A416G]

I eat the bone too....well I guess now I can enter Blackistan!!!

[TSGS21]

My friend invited me for dinner the other day and I left mad chicken on that bone. damn it!

[StandupComedyCenter]

Tony is to Chris as Charlie is to Eddie

[TheBlazerfan7]

i'm black and the eating chicken in public thing is so true

[miasaki666]

I eat chicken like that. I'm native of mainland china. Is you mind slightly fucked yet?

[um22w22]

Best chicken joke is Dave Chappelle's encyclopedia reference.

[Edubbplate]

My wife's asian and she eats the bones.

[tcal222]

Seems like he has copied multiple acts from other comedians. He might have other shit thats good i don't know. But if it's all like this i don't understand why people listen to him.

[inyourfacebitch1000]

tony rock is a faaaag for as a comic act .. slap this fag in the mouth with a dick ..

[Rocketfing3r]

@inyourfacebitch1000 why the fck you so angry?

[MlssCue]

I'm gonna say MF'er all day! lol

[DraconusStar]

People try to act asian. Their called Otaku. So sad..

[rahnyc4]

@DraconusStar i think those are people who try to act japanese...