Larry The Cable Guy

[dao3rd123]

He is great! I agree with all the lyrics too, especially about Hillary.

[minimcguyver]

1:29 why the blue balls? It makes no sense. Even I know balls dont turn blue unless u paint them. In the 12 days of Christmas thing why does he leave her? What did she give him

[datboiduane]

@minimcguyver blue balls is just a term. they don't actually turn blue. check urban dictionary for the definition.

she gave him "the clap." it's a nickname for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea.

[minimcguyver]

Yay 4 Cable Guy! Did u no Larry the Cable guy got his nickname from calling radio stations? He called the same station that needed its cable Fixed, used his middle name, and did a little stand up over the radio. One day the deej asked him who he was. I am now going to go to the radio interview quotes, Starting with The DJ. "Who is this?" " Oh, this is the cable guy, Larry The Cable Guy" end quote. I like cable guy but I thought of a nickname for him if u no likey. Larry the gayble Guy

[lilnike425]

U beter watch out. I think she a guy. Y I think so. Hilery clinton is coming town lololololol

[Lekure03]

"oh come all you immigrants" hahah soo lol'd

[kenrben]

I wonder if he's lampooning his ignorant in-bread fans and they don't have a fuckin' clue..That would be hilarious! Larry is just a character this guy does, your all aware of this right?? Daniel Whitney(his real name) was born and raised in Nebraska and then moved to Florida when he was 16.. But he is considered an icon of patriotism and good ol' American values by legions of narrow-minded fools, a beacon of truth and jokes about "tards" who just "tells it like it is"...The jokes on you guys XD

[JFox597]

@kenrben Idk whether to thumbs up or down your comment.... Haha

[TheXander234]

larry is the best comedian ever

[blakelynett]

Wow. People laugh at this crap?

[TheDaleDenton]

@blakelynett yeah. alot of fuckin people.

[Dpd567]

i dont have a job im 11.

[xXChuckNorrisXx98]

"i like tater tots" LMFAO

[hockeyman92]

So basically he acts stupid and gets millions of dollars? Sign me up.

[kalebhiggins]

guy below me sut the fuck up you lil bitch ass lil child

[bdshank]

@kalebhiggins How old are you? It is "shut" and "little" I can see why you are a fan of this sell out douche

[kalebhiggins]

@bdshank im old enuff to kick your ass and why the fuck would you go on he's video if you dont like him and i could care less on how i spell word's u up tight bastard!!!! hahahaha

[bdshank]

@kalebhiggins Ok there keyboard tough guy, I wasn't the biggest fan of his but I did like some of his stuff...... Then I found out how big of a sellout he is

[biglloyddobbs]

Dumb ass redneck. Wilfull ignorance is nothing to celebrate.

[pico89]

@biglloyddobbs its an act fucking idiot.

[templerunes]

@biglloyddobbs He's not even a redneck. His name's Daniel Whitney, and he doesn't even have a southern accent, nor is he from the south.

[bdshank]

Larry the cable guy AKA Dan Whitney, isn't even from the south, he is from Nebraska! He has admitted that he "Larrys up" or dumbs down his act and interviews for his fans. As a fan you should be insulted! He is a sell out, making millions of dollars off of a culture he pretends to be a part of and a culture he feels is too stupid to figure it out! Wake up you stupid "sumbitchs" he is playing you

[playa464]

@MisterMasturbator You sir are the most one-minded asshole on the planet. People can like what they want to. Saying someone should die because they find someone funny? Get some sense or I'll knock some into you, douche.

[lineape]

Wow, that was not funny.

[blunderdumps]

Fuck, I hate this asshole. Except for the illegal immigrants learning English and to drive. Redneck or not, this is true.

[metsslip]

@MisterMasturbator DAMIT i pushed thumbs up!! i ment down!! btw your YT name is fuckin retarted...oh sorry...

I pushed thumbs up! I meant to push down! By the way, your YouTube name is FUCKING retarted. We Larry fans CAN spell.

[dirtpipedan]

@metsslip this is an act. hes a total fake.

[schapedo]

this makes me sad.

[Ace2548]

Hicks have a weird sense of humor.

[freeneasy83]

I don't see what the problem with him "acting" I guess these people that say it's fake don't watch television... They are all characters, and we love them. It's their jobs as entertainers to become different characters and make us believe them... Were you upset when you found out Barney was really a man in a dinosaur suit?

[MrWarProfiteer]

wow... this is bad. :(

[FoFiff]

someone kill this hack.

[iggypoprox]

40 PPPL AIN''T GET'N IT DUUNNN!!!!! ;)

[gilbertvelasquez]

I think its hilarious that this guy is Canadian and appeasing a crowd while belittling them...

[mihaimoldo]

To quote the great R. Williams: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT" *irish accent*

[xplanecrashdreams]

You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure cause somethings not right, Hillary Clinton's coming to town.

[ritter89]

What loser. This dope has made a career out of impersonating a dumb redneck. He doesn't even have a Midwestern twang. It's all a bullshit act to appease paranoid Americans

[bfmvryan90]

@ritter89 STFU DUDE.MY GOD.Just fucking enjoy it.Or get the fuck off the page and don't watch it dude.It's called ENTERTAINMENT DUDE.Learn what that word means.That's exactly what this is.Ok dude.

[CornFedArmen]

git er a fake accent-

watch?v=QIWO5LgUZ28&feature=re­lated

[Countrylicious420]

Larry is the best!! Git er doneee!!

Johnny the retard, had an eight pound water head he was five foot three and he said to me a I LIKE TATER TOTS HAHA!!

Roflmfao that was the best one!

[MrGeekGamer]

Simple things amuse simple minds.

[freewheelin19]

i dont care about authenticity... its an act! His delivery is bullet-proof and any comic critic would tell you that. The christmas song part is actually classic comedy, and that will stand up to historical scrutiny.

[zipzap232]

its donny you retard

[ThomasMahonOMG]

Fucking moron, probably inbred the racist scumbag.

[dudemanio]

@ThomasMahonOMG that's his act. it's like saying that people that do elvis impressions in vegas are schizophrenic.

[peacelovehappines631]

I love him!

[Xxb3ast101xX]

i bet every one that the 27 people were immagrants or jews hehe

[philly442]

Y'all know hes really not a redneck, check his 80's video its a joke and I won't ever like him again

[Stand4TheRepublic]

@philly442 you have no idea lol, everyone from Pawnee City is a redneck.

[Lomas4Life]

What a fucking chump.

[ahorvath96]

shit i accidently flagged the video as innopropriate bc im on my ipod i wanted to flag some of the comments where people dont think ges funny, if u dont like him, then dont watch his videos u dumb shits he is hilarious in my opinion, and whoever said everytime you see a rainbow God is having gay sex, you are retarded. burn in hell

[blabhg]

wow if you people don't like him, why watch his videos then?

[mermaid12345678910]

u better watch out,i think shes a guy,i aint quite sure but sumthin aint rite.hilary clintons coming to town!

johnny the retard had an eight pund water head.he was five foot three and he said to me "I LIKE TATER TOTS HEH-HEH!"

[Jwall7007]

I think I just lost about 50% of my brain cells just watching this. How is this funny? It was soooo funny when he made fun of people with hair lips and mentally challenged people, since he looked like he just got thrown out of a burger king for being to fat and dumb to order off a menu and started to eat card board cut-outs of hamburgers.

[WillyFeelerbusch]

Larry and his fans are dumber than a bag of hammers. Remember, when you see a rainbow god is having gay sex!! :)

[ZoolanderWTF]

What a fake fuck seriously he was born in NEBRASKA, and his fans are just as fuckin stupid and ignorant as he is.

[angelwings61]

@ZoolanderWTF It's an ACT. It's how he makes people laugh and he does a great job of it. As long as he's making millions of people laugh (and probably making more money than you doing it) why should it matter if it's real or not? It's called comedy. And how are his fans stupid and ignorant for finding him funny?

[JaiCourvoisier]

His accent is fake. It's all a gimmick.

[MrSatanochio]

ok, this dude is a fucking retarded redneck

[sebastain33]

@MrSatanochio watch it

[MrSatanochio]

@sebastain33 why ? are you his son or something ? Everybody thinks what I said in the last comment, so what`s your point here ?

[TomMark182]

@MrSatanochio this is his act. His name is dan whitney and the larry the cable guy thing is a gimmick.

[edgehead31593]

@MrSatanochio how is he retarded?

hes hilarious

[theoldmaninvegas]

Lord I apologize for that one! LMFAO!

[WillyFeelerbusch]

If every one of his fans dropped dead, America would instantly be rid of most of its problems.  Dumber than a bag of hammers

[angelwings61]

@WillyFeelerbusch I'm one of his fans, I take offense to that comment.

[kaminarigaston]

I used to believe that puns were the lowest form of humor. That is, until I saw this.

[cobravlad]

lol @ the haters, just cz the accent is fake doesnt mean its bad.....its funny the way its supposed to, and just cz you dont like the comedy style doesnt mean its bad. some people like it some dont, and before u call me a red neck or something im european....as far from red necks as i can get trust me. its meant to make fun of them. if you dont like it then dont watch it....its simple really

[Fern0111]

watch his stand up before he became "larry the cable guy"...complete fake, fake accent, fake clothing. Its all can act!

[marston5000]

Larry, The Cable Guy is soooooo funny.

[tjkinlaw]

@ratcellarproductions Whats the song in the beginning before the video starts?

[Huntinbeast14]

The Clinton thing just made my day I almost died!

[MVPH98]

LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS SO FUNNY

[jimbad05]

LOL @ Hillary Clintons coming to town!

[toallthosewholive]

my iq is dropping. this is ironic right?

[coolldude900]

@toallthosewholive GET... A LIFE YOU BUM BUM BUM BUM..... YOU ARE A BIG RETARD YOU BUMM BUM BUM BUM!

[Fr0stbite912]

I so lol'ed on the "I like tater tots haha". That was epic. Hilary Clinton's coming to town!

[Mr000davis]

this redneck guy is funny

[bassbeast117]

lol i like tator tots

[39tommyboy]

in the south. we have heard that saying all our life. git r done. and he gets payed for it. lol he really does a great job on that southern accent though. its great that they finally found somebody who can copy our accent to a t. most hollywood stars cant do it. it would be like us southerners trying to talk with a brooklyn accent. it just doesnt git r done. lol god bless.

[bunku3k]

@droctopus991 your remarkable

[Truexfan2279]

Come get them green cards and learn some damn english. Soooo true

[juanv100]

@Truexfan2279 .ur a dumbass

[brandonmaciel333]

fuck u

[michaeljester]

@Truexfan2279

sooooo racist.

[TwilighterxxxEdward]

@Truexfan2279 you know whats funny? white people say illegal immigrants, such as mexicans, can't speak english. you know whats even funnier? WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH FOR SHIT!

[BlitZWTF]

@TwilighterxxxEdward

Being white, that made me lol. It's awkward how most, if not all 'races' and / or nations see that it has to be done -THEIR- way, religion is the same, just look at the crusades.

[babygirlx321123]

dude u kool

[philhalo66]

ugh ruined my day boy you shouldn't have called me a cracker brings me back to owning land and people what a drag....

[XXRevolveXX]

his earlier act where his audience were upper class educated white people and he had no accent must have not be working for him, what ever works "getter done"

[staticabuse86]

It's "Git-R-Done"... And he's funny wither way...

[phycolink]

u stun ass its git er done

[mahtexas]

haha i nearly pissed myself

[kimkimamo]

hillary clintons a guy?????

[mortarman122887]

lmfao at 1:11 to 1:18

[Ledzepphalo7]

i almost pissed my pants HAHA!

[Ptylersworld]

Johnny the Retard

had an eight-pound water head!

He was five" foot, three,

and he said to me:

"I LIEK TAETER TOTS, HAHA!"

ROTFLMAO

[WOWNUT97VT01]

Donney- its from his movie health inspector

[meteosurreal]

Wow, that retarded special showed up in Health Inspector?

I gotta watch that movie sometime.

[WOWNUT97VT01]

ya its his neighbor in the movie hes "semiretarded"then at the end he turns "fully retarded"

[DuffDog7576]

its donny the retard

[mattmalin11]

DONNIE the retard

[toonful]

ive listened alot,i think ur right,in this song it's johnny,& in the movie it was donnie...

[mndeer29]

@Ptylersworld its Donny the retard

[halo3king1]

@Ptylersworld is it Donny

[cccchristien]

LOL at 1:30 - 1:40

[alwayssme]

omg lmfao

[airforcemanf16]

LOOKS LIKE HE WAS LIPSINGING

[ghosthuntertango]

its lag dude

[vidmastr27]

ROFLOL!!!!! He's freaking hilarious! :D

[hartdd]

Git er Done xD

[ChopperDingo]

oh yeah git r dunn ha ha ha thats funny because its true lolololol

[dolcedestiny]

you both are dumb... assWHOLE? and.. retORDED? lol.. middle school is calling you.

[germiorn]

lol hes a comedy geniouse

i miss blue colar tv

[germiorn]

its suppose to be ironic dumbshit,

lol god ur retorded

[germiorn]

werent u paying attention

ITS IRONIC

[toonful]

you misspelled asshole....

[yaitsanewone]

you misspelled asswhole asshole

[CRU5ADERCONTIN3NT]

actually its spelled ass hole whole is like the entire thing

[yaitsanewone]

i spelled it how 1 guy spelled it then i spelled it correctly

[iwrk925]

lol

[littlemanz1]

LOL!!! stuppid

[AndyMan12121]

GET - ER - DONE!!

[619rey2643]

@AndyMan12121 correction it's Git-Er-Done

[BANDIT9998]

his jokes have no point but there so god damn funny i cant stand it!!!!

[AndyMan12121]

go fuck ur mother larry the cable guy rules

[germiorn]

hahahaha

som reall funny shit

[AndyMan12121]

yeah hell yeah

[hitmanbloodmoney13]

If you dont like this why are you watching it?

[AndyMan12121]

thats what i said

[FuckYouLetMeLogIn]

Not funny.

He is what is wrong with America: Rednecked idiots who think this sort of shit is funny.

[caitlyn13gymnastics]

Why bother watching it if you don't like it?

[BANDIT9998]

aww look everyone hilary clinton is on youtube now and shes pissed at the joke

[freebird469]

kiss my redneck ass

[frillything123]

i love lary hes f-ing awsome

[caramelcandy161]

omfg i love larry the cable guy! hes sooo fkin funny! holy crap! i luv u larry!!

[halo3lord24689]

im a red neck sooooo i can sing that good

[halo3lord24689]

get r done or els

[625370]

The king sorry elivs

[DeidarasGirl1357]

GET R DONE~!

[bruceiskool]

git r done!!

[MotionCityFan777]

Oh come all illegal immagrants come and get them green cards then learn some damn engilsh and then how to drive AMEN Larry kicks so much ass. 5/5

[Metroidprime13]

hillary Clition is coming to TOWNNN

[Tyraandzak]

stuped

[lamanesity]

its stupid stupid

[stickynote321]

this is the funniest stuff ive seen in years.

[Oracle411]

i shouldn't laugh.........but the 'illegal immigrants' one is hilarious. omg.

[hope4lyf1]

lol i know!

[STLsailor34]

hahahaha omg the last one..!!!!!!!!

[williamschad9]

He is so funny.

[greenbabydoll]

lol.. He is hillarious!

[peanutbutterman12]

i like the donny the retard one :p

[mrbadx19]

shit, i almost blew beer out my nose when he said hillary!

[hope4lyf1]

lmfao

[mrbadx19]

lucky, this time i'm drinking cabernet sauvignon and i knew hillary was coming!

[hope4lyf1]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[coolmanjohn2002]

This Guy is AWESOME !!!! lmao

[iRiSh3549LoL]

I love him  Ha Ha Ha!!

[zuez1234]

he so funny

[epicaforlife]

lol xD

[prinncessmt]

this is great

[homiejuggalo]

ill vote for him

[7681countrygirl]

lol

[LEDRIN27]

larry 4 president

[armpitmole]

Heck yea he's awesome!!!