NUKE try #69 - One guy gets pi55ed & Charlie CAPlin stash & A GIVEAWAY!

[BreakingAgony]

Liked the opening joke. hilarious.

[636Castle]

I like how his name ends in 96 which makes him only 15 years old. There's a reason you hear so much rage when you play Chuck. Call of Duty is filled with 14 and 15 year olds who are hormonin. PC and battlefield series win. o.o

[Cjfishy9]

Chuck, when these fps game makers start letting people remap buttons, I want to see a sniper montage from you lol.

[AmbidextrousGamer]

i CAN'T WAIT to see you get a nuke!

[Saizen13]

Keep pushing for it, you'll get it. Love the warning by the way :)

[GBiKoooPa]

do u have touretes

[xLinkinPark1994x]

A little yo mama joke :D

Burglers break into your moms house and leave money.

[JayAV22]

@askacapper to tha face

[I0faught0the0law]

i had a friend who one leg longer then the other he said he created the crip walk

[SuperTechmech]

i guess that since you'r acident you're a handy-man

[macgoo100]

I love the tags xD

[TheSmurph23]

wanna hear a joke? call of duty not allowing custom remapping!

[askacapper]

@TheSmurph23 lol that is sad more than funny :(

[TheSmurph23]

@askacapper yeah thats kinda what i was going for, like its a joke that they have the capabilities to do it but they still wont... didnt mean any hate :(

[ZeStealthyPwn]

@TheSmurph23 Fuck you kid.

[Deathbreak911]

oh shit it took me a minute to get that joke at the beginning. That was good.

[ShiningWolf88]

Ah I love how you pissed off that MTN guy "AHH NOOB TUBE!" It's like that guy forgot he had grenades they can use after the grenade launcher xD And I wanted to see that epic kill you were about to pull off. I had a game on MW2 on XBL where I was tearing it up for once and then the server dropped and of course none of it counted lol. Keep on keepin it and if your ever on XBL i'm TELIGTH add me and we can shoot and kill stuff :D

[m3tz63r]

What do you call a quadriplegic in the bathtub? Bob.

In all seriousness, you're a badass, Chuck!

[VidsFromdaBasement]

Reminder

Just a reminder that tomorrow is "Hug a Retard" day. So don't freak out like you did last year. . . . . nobody is trying to hurt you!

[askacapper]

@VidsFromdaBasement lol u funny bro...

[VidsFromdaBasement]

@askacapper thanx, honestly I couldn't think of a joke so I search for one one google

[liamjbond]

@VidsFromdaBasement dude, your goin to hell... :o

[Thundakleese360]

You want us to post a joke, hmm? Heres a joke for ya, womens rights.

[Xtern913]

Hey aksacapper :D Do you know how many that are still playing COD 4 on ps3?

Or if anybody else know please reply ;D

[askacapper]

@Xtern913 I don't play cod4 on ps3 at the moment (no ads lock) anyone on ps3 got data?

[EliteAce123]

@Xtern913 I was playing on it this morning and there were plenty of ppl still playing it. It took less than 15 seconds to find a unhacked match. :)

[nyyankees153]

I would love to play a game with you, you're so nice!

[killaman57jj]

Chuck I love it when u don't rage wen u die!

[askacapper]

@killaman57jj I have always expressed that enjoying games is the best part.

[Yourfrontallobe]

@askacapper I really love watching your videos...you make me happy. :) Have a good day!

[DukesBigFan]

@askacapper Hey I'm glad your doing all this. I signed.

[AdAm2Kk10]

Chuck mine is too long for the comments would it be cool if I send via message please

[AdAm2Kk10]

Paralympic plane crash Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, even

[nyyankees153]

This remapping thing wouldn't be hard to implement into a game and it wouldn't worsen anyways gaming experience. If this were to happen, what custom button layout would you use?

[tflax121]

Q:\ How do cripples make love? A:\ They rub their crutches together.

[rhoadesstewart1997]

i wish i had the lighter but i am a pyro so please do make me kill my self

[SCARYGAMER47]

I just saw an ad where an amputee says that, despite missing a leg, there is nothing wrong with him and that he can do anything he wants to do. Then he says that he's a Mormon. True story by the way, only funny thing I could think of.

[MrDrOpossum]

Good sport.

[coolliger]

Great video

[damod684]

ur one of the nicest gamers ever

[ImInTheZ1]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...The Holocaust

[TotenHead]

@ImInTheZ1 lol

[Brewskies4u]

Maybe you should disable the comments....

[peachswishaPS3]

i want to play with you:/

[Notnyhm]

What is the longest word in english?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Not the best but like it:D

Best wishes from YA' Danish fan! <3

[TheMspacmann]

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover Me! I'm going in!

[Bartflaners]

@McMainerberry you do know thats just giving him more attention and more money so just boycott his vids and he doesnt make as much money exactly what you want

[superaang]

ohhh man i wish i was at least a lil bit funny... i guess im not getting that zippo :S

[LeanneNicola94]

I am tempted to add you...

[twich341]

@McMainerberry whats wrong with white boy?

[TheFriscoguy]

How do you know when cabbage is boiled?\

When the wheelchair floats to the top.

There you go Chuck :)

[ethanlang]

@TheFriscoguy so wrong but i lol'd

[askacapper]

@TheFriscoguy Make that vegetable and you have a good joke there.

[iiOilers0303ii]

@askacapper i like how there was a wheel chair add

[Z0mgItsmax]

I. I like fier!

[askacapper]

Come on people make fun of the handicapped... jokes people jokes. :)

[septiclake20]

Hey seriously question chuck do you get alot of drool on your controller?

[supersamurai107]

hummm maybe i should get a used verison of MW2 on my ps3 idk i have a discount too

[askacapper]

@McMainerberry You'd be a normal human being :D

[MoDeRnWaRfArETwOfAiL]

@askacapper way to bumP!

[askacapper]

@MoDeRnWaRfArETwOfAiL what i didn't bump?

[xktopx]

U kno how kapgun was the first one handed nuke? Askacapper will be the first no handed nuke!!

[askacapper]

@AlphabeticalGaming yeah i remember... u were the first fan my dad ever heard be stoked to play with me! He told a bunch of people about you.

[maveriq83]

Also, trying placing a claymore under the stairway in that camp spot.

[Schickers141]

So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was near TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD. There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me. So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere. I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND. The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE. I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUBBASE. She loved the INVASION"

[askacapper]

@Schickers141 not bad but think might be copy pasta???

[Schickers141]

@askacapper oh you got me guess i should be the one sending you a lighter

[stevewhu]

nice game cap.

[maveriq83]

I just noticed the OMA backpack in your intro, nice!

[jzzz999]

knock knock... Whos there?? Orange, Orange Who? Orange you glad i didnt dislike tthis video;) Great vids man, keep it up

[AWK323]

for zippo: if a group of midgets do a wave is it a ripple ?

[jewboy1223]

More

[TheNineinchsnails]

Is this a funny comment?

[askacapper]

@TheNineinchsnails kinda... I smiled.

[TheNineinchsnails]

@askacapper Its funny how you and wings are like the only two people who on many different occasions have actually replied to my comments. Please tell me Machinima has talked you.

[askacapper]

@TheNineinchsnails I'm partnered just not a director

[TheFileSharersRedux]

DAAAAAAAAAAAMN, You were on the way to it this time man. I can't wait. And please quote me, "I will dump in my pants when you get a nuke" I am AfterTheFire1 on Twitter

[jewboy1223]

Great game capper. You are a great sport. If kore people were like you the world world would be a better place.

[billyeve]

An English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man walk into a bar...

The Bartender says - Is this a joke?

[TheFileSharersRedux]

Dude man, I watch all your vids. Your aim (especilly on your first two n00btube kills) is great man. You are gunna drop a nuke man, oh yes, you will. am gunna dump in my pants when you do. You are awesome. @AfterTheFire1

[kankleMONSTAR]

For zippo: Should vegitarians eat ANIMAL crackers?

[NATURALSMASHA]

If Chuck had a had his own video game, it would be named Wheelchair Wars

[alexanderSkaSk8]

i wish i could play as good as you :)

[Sylvall]

Smoking is bad children, but since smoking is my vice please enable me with your awesome lighter Mr. Charlie Capper

[SuperCoombo]

hope you read this one man, when I heard it for the first time it made me laugh and it also made a lot of sense to me......

"Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, it's totally normal to be proud of it. You can even think yours is the best there is, but please don't wave it around in public and for the love of whatever God you believe in.....don't shove it down children's throats."

[itzmeSUPERMARIO]

Lol nice joke

[VilzuTheGreat]

aaaaaww yeeeah chuck didn't block me <3 you :)

[askacapper]

@VilzuTheGreat I was just joking...  When I ban someone they get the treatment.

[VilzuTheGreat]

@askacapper AAAAAAAAAAWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHH

[MattJamesAwad]

An ice cube walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a-"

The bartender cuts him off. "We don't serve ice cubes."

The ice cube replies, "That's cold.

A vacuum cleaner walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a-"

The bartender cuts him off. "We don't serve vacuum cleaners."

The vacuum cleaner replies, "That sucks."

A fan walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a-"

The bartender cuts him off. "We don't serve fans."

The fan replies, "That blows."

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow!"

[NILsandMAN00]

@MattJamesAwad i dont get it

[MattJamesAwad]

@NILsandMAN00 Walk into something.

[septiclake20]

@MattJamesAwad what

[stevewhu]

@MattJamesAwad shit. no offence.

[ownagemunky]

@MattJamesAwad LOL

[coolliger]

@MattJamesAwad

i dont get it... :(

[MattJamesAwad]

@coolliger Walk into something.

[coolliger]

@MattJamesAwad

oh my gosh.. how did i not get that haha. Thanks

[Lazerchicken93]

@MattJamesAwad im terrible at getting jokes?? wut u mean

[GammaHuman]

@Lazerchicken93 Bar not a liquor bar like a poll kinda bar

[Lazerchicken93]

@MattJamesAwad poll bar??

[Lazerchicken93]

@MattJamesAwad OHHH I GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

[fairerbumblebee]

my humour is just like a German's. haha did you find that funny because i did

[madman7991]

one joke. " whats is the similarities between a pizza boy and a gynocologist ??

they can smell it but they can't taste it

[Big95DeX]

can you feal youre legs? and just cant move them or is the nerves f*ked upp?

[Bosch671]

AskaCapper more like AskaCamper. It would be pretty cool to play a game of CoD with you.

[jsjustrik]

haha you cant run

[pinkybros13]

it would be an honor to be noobtubed by you

[FargoZeckdo]

why do black people have big noses ... thats where jesus held them while he painted them (im not racist just a joke my friend told me

[XDesertRatX]

@FargoZeckdo Jesus was born after the creation of mankind, so that doesn't make much sense. Ignoring the fact that Jesus probably had a darker skin tone himself.

[zeelasonitus]

Someone threw a piece of cheese at me, I said, "Well that wasn't very mature."

[RipFlm]

I raged when you said goodkill... IT WAS BULLSHIT :(

[askacapper]

@RipFlm Oh it's cool he had me straight away... I should have moved out of there.

[RipFlm]

@askacapper Nono! you must scream in rage at him!!! RAWRRR scare them ;)

[PS360Gamers]

I made this riddle up myself tell me if its good or not please

You have five guesses and the first four dont count. You have two tell me the one missing number. What is it?

[kittymime]

@PS360Gamers 3 =]

[PS360Gamers]

@kittymime yep

[kittymime]

Respond to this video... yes its very good..... whats a dogs favorite candy?

[HarrisonGardler]

@PS360Gamers three duh

[lordofdogtownign]

What do you call a homosexual handicap? Whatever his name is.

[askacapper]

@lordofdogtownign Jimmy joke poach :)

[KingNick65]

hey where did you buy the 360 controller shaped like a ps3 controller i have been looking forever

[askacapper]

@KingNick65 WoR gave it to me they where only 4 made.

[KingNick65]

@askacapper noooo damn... you destroy last hope i had damn damn

[whatnow398]

Do you take baths in the kitchen sink? Cause that's where i wash my vegetables

lol jk with you capper. love your vids. keep doing what your doing. And yeah I know it was a lame joke, but its the best i could think of lol

[armykiller96]

tbh i hate noob tuber's but for this guy ill like him lol

[armykiller96]

@GiorgiMorris he is a paralegic and he Use's his face to play

[HORNYxAFRO]

Disabled toilets. Ironically the only toilets big enough to run about in. :P

[DforDrama]

Were you a gamer before you became a paraplegic?

[askacapper]

@DforDrama yes old schooler.

[KyleThibod3au]

Chuck can I get a bro hug?

[askacapper]

@KyleThibod3au yes sir!

[Spartanwarrior3]

Do it on ground war to maximize kills.

[PixeLZe]

I'm not funny at all, so I'll just say I want the zippo. Good enough?

[jipmip2332]

Capper your like/dislike ratio is 40!!

[askacapper]

@jipmip2332 my like ratio is near 99% on all my vidz. but I don't really care too :D

[lordofdogtownign]

do you have a tutorial on how to play with your face? i wanna try it.

[askacapper]

@lordofdogtownign just watch the video... but I'll try to do one up soon where I explain it.

[Bushleaguer28]

Can you ADS?

[marzhey]

@Bushleaguer28 na he cant i think its why he noobtubes its easier for him

[Bushleaguer28]

@marzhey ya but in BLOPS vids he does iirc

[marzhey]

@Bushleaguer28 please rethrase (can't spell lol) what you mean?

[enryuxzero]

when one man became an army askacapper became half a man army . . . im kidn i love you man

[dad325]

yeah guys, I was the guy named andrew123bobt, talking up a storm and having a blast with this guy. he is an awesome dude, and people that hate on him are bad. Peace.

[Uusis699]

Guys disliking this are fucking handicaps. Oh wait.

[TiMe4FiGhT]

everyone sounds exactly the same on console mics lol

[tmpsk8r]

, he can SEE!

Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TYRES!!!

[tmpsk8r]

The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.

The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and behold

[tmpsk8r]

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert.

The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed.

They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis

[dad325]

Dude, this is awesome :D Great job :D

[jwduin]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa!

[Ojey11]

59th viewer =]

[ruregah]

Noob Tube hitmarkers? This isn't MW2

[askacapper]

@ruregah I switched to hardline & out of DC so they were weaker.

[enryuxzero]

this shud be called ask a camper lol

[SovietScotsman]

YOU TRYNA FAZE ME?!

[ABomm77]

"The problem with quotes from the internet is that you never quite be sure they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

I don't want a lighter though -_-

[SiiLentxNation]

you have the best sportsmanship ive ever seen

[askacapper]

@SiiLentxNation now that mean a lot to me... win or lose it's how you play the game

[SiiLentxNation]

@askacapper really you do, i would have raged at some of those deaths but the way you complemented them is just awesome.

[askacapper]

@GiorgiMorris I was just bored of using my hands (ok if you're new here look at my channel of the big reveal)

[shtaiga]

@askacapper Big respect to you sir ignore all the retards who call you a camper or a noob tuber i feel your pain .

Crip4life brah

[IPeZiMoBiLeZz]

Nice try Chuck :D

[wbab1234]

Where is the form? I'm so butt hurt right now :( HELP ME!

[askacapper]

@wbab1234 in the description :)

[xAboveDaClouds]

You never cease to amaze me.

[aX3iDenT]

Where is the form below I fill out about my butt?